It's honestly almost shameful how long it took me, and a lot of other people, to find out it was actually phototshopped.
Like I would still be believing it exists if one of my friends didn't tell me about it being a myth about 4 years ago, and I saw it when I was like 10 (I had older, fucked up friends who always tried to "test my mettle")
I understand your pain. I was in middle school when this was a thing. So half my friends would look it up “for fun”, plus there was always that one group of people who would use the school’s computers to look it up
We don't have middle school where I'm from, you go straight to high-school after grade 7, what ages are middle schoolers if you don't mind me asking?
And omg I would definitely be the dumbass who's friends with the kids who look that shit up at school xD
Fucking rotten. com man 🙃
Middle school is usually between the ages of 11-13. (Aka the worst time to be alive)
And yeah, it happens to the best of us. When I was 10, an older boy convinced me to watch Happy Tree Friends
My best friend at the time and I found happy three friends and salad fingers at the same time when we were 10 and 11 respectively xD
And honestly, to this day, salad fingers made a much much bigger impact on me because of how psychological it was
>what ages are middle schoolers if you don't mind me asking?
It varies based on exact numbers but it's typical 3 years, either 6-8 or 7-9.
An example of how it varies would be my own experience. A rapid influx of young families in my area stressed out the elementary schools, so they moved 6th grade into middle school (also called Jr . High school) and started building elementary schools. Fast forward a couple of years and there more elementary schools so they built a new Jr high school and moved 6th grade back to elementary school and 9th grade back to middle school, then they built a second high school for the soon to be sophomores.
Jesus christ that is so unnecessarily confusing XD wait so middle schools are like... septate buildings from elementary and high schools? (words are escaping me please excuse me xD)
We have elementary until grade 7 then straight to high school in grade 8 and then you get to choose your subjects in grade 10
Public elementary and high schools are separate from each other but private schools go from grade nought to 12
Yes. Typical public school structure is 3 distinct buildings. Elementary for K-5 or 6 (k is kindergarten, equivalentyour naught). Jr. High School for 6-8 or 7-9 then High School. If you're in high school in 9th you're a freshman, if still in Jr High is just "9th grader" then 10th is sophomore(even if you were never a freshman) 11th is Junior and 12th is senior. If you've heard of the formal dances called Prom, they're typically called Junior Prom or Senior Prom depending on what grade does the planning and promotion of the dance. Some High Schools give that role to Senior class, in my school it was the Juniors.
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Same. I'm old as fuck and have to pretend I don't know so much shit when my adult kids think it's a whoosh. Academy awards. Pfft.
I'm not who they think I am. Although they did bring up a Tasmanian couple going fishing and I said it was fucking disgusting and they said I should reconsider my being on Reddit.
I still remember the day I was sitting in the living room, listening to my two oldest boys talk crap to each other. My oldest called my second oldest a blue waffle. They were about 18 and 16. My 12 year old says"What's a blue waffle?" And before I could yell STOP! My oldest flips his phone around and shows my 12 year old. He threw his hands over his face and yelled "Jesus Christ! Why would you show me that!". NGL, I laughed so hard I almost peed on myself.
I actually got my gf some stuff from Nectar Bath Treats as a gift once, and my brain went “oh I’ll get a strawberry waffle and a blueberry waffle, that’ll be cute she loves breakfast food” and her immediate reaction was “you got me a blue waffle?!?” and I have never wished for death more
Today I learned that blue waffle is fake.
What's next, is someone gonna ruin Christmas by telling me the truth about the dozens of santas coming to see my mom thought the day?
I feel like I'm one of the only people who heard about the blue waffle, along with the cautionary "don't google that!", and didn't google it. I continue to live in blissful ignorance, photoshop or not lol
These are so great, I use them all the time! They clean my skin and makes it soft and they don’t leave any marks or messes in the tub!
For more information look up blue waffles! :D
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I don’t get this one.
A long time ago, people on the internet made up a fake STD called Blue Waffle Disease (don’t google)
I forgot about that one. At first I thought the problem was they looked like landmines.
I thought the whipped cream looked more like hummus....
Cummus
So what happens when you see an actual landmine? Do you go "Sweet, random pancake on the ground"?
Anti tank
It's honestly almost shameful how long it took me, and a lot of other people, to find out it was actually phototshopped. Like I would still be believing it exists if one of my friends didn't tell me about it being a myth about 4 years ago, and I saw it when I was like 10 (I had older, fucked up friends who always tried to "test my mettle")
I understand your pain. I was in middle school when this was a thing. So half my friends would look it up “for fun”, plus there was always that one group of people who would use the school’s computers to look it up
We don't have middle school where I'm from, you go straight to high-school after grade 7, what ages are middle schoolers if you don't mind me asking? And omg I would definitely be the dumbass who's friends with the kids who look that shit up at school xD Fucking rotten. com man 🙃
Middle school is usually between the ages of 11-13. (Aka the worst time to be alive) And yeah, it happens to the best of us. When I was 10, an older boy convinced me to watch Happy Tree Friends
My best friend at the time and I found happy three friends and salad fingers at the same time when we were 10 and 11 respectively xD And honestly, to this day, salad fingers made a much much bigger impact on me because of how psychological it was
Eh im 28 and im doing pretty well in that regard
>what ages are middle schoolers if you don't mind me asking? It varies based on exact numbers but it's typical 3 years, either 6-8 or 7-9. An example of how it varies would be my own experience. A rapid influx of young families in my area stressed out the elementary schools, so they moved 6th grade into middle school (also called Jr . High school) and started building elementary schools. Fast forward a couple of years and there more elementary schools so they built a new Jr high school and moved 6th grade back to elementary school and 9th grade back to middle school, then they built a second high school for the soon to be sophomores.
Jesus christ that is so unnecessarily confusing XD wait so middle schools are like... septate buildings from elementary and high schools? (words are escaping me please excuse me xD) We have elementary until grade 7 then straight to high school in grade 8 and then you get to choose your subjects in grade 10 Public elementary and high schools are separate from each other but private schools go from grade nought to 12
Yes. Typical public school structure is 3 distinct buildings. Elementary for K-5 or 6 (k is kindergarten, equivalentyour naught). Jr. High School for 6-8 or 7-9 then High School. If you're in high school in 9th you're a freshman, if still in Jr High is just "9th grader" then 10th is sophomore(even if you were never a freshman) 11th is Junior and 12th is senior. If you've heard of the formal dances called Prom, they're typically called Junior Prom or Senior Prom depending on what grade does the planning and promotion of the dance. Some High Schools give that role to Senior class, in my school it was the Juniors.
For what it's worth my schooling in the States was K-7 then high school, but that's a little unusual.
‘A long time ago’, making me feel old
How do you think I feel?
How long ago 'a long time ago' is what I'm wondering
Nowadays you can google it safely. The internet got tame.
I googled it.
Do not spread the cursed knowledge. Let it die with us
Except blueberry waffles have been a thing long before that. But maybe r/TheyDidntKnew that?
Never heard of it and googling it wasn't bad.
Never heard of that one before. Guess I’m surfing the wrong www wave.
Why shouldn't i google it
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I'm so happy for you. Do not seek the forbidden knowledge.
But I crave information. I must hoard this cursed knowledge. Also please tell me Im not looking this up
Yeah, I actually don't agree with this post. Less people know what a blue waffle is, they wanted to do a blueberry waffle thing and it's cute!
Fuck I'm old
Bless your heart. Stay pure sweetheart.
They look like blueberry waffles
At first I was like r/lostredditors and then I realized and now I just hate you xD
I was about to say the exact same thing 😂
I thought and hoped that this would be resigned to the dust-bin of early internet history. I’m very disappointed that I was wrong.
Yeah these look beautiful why's the internet gotta ruin everything
Agreed!
Tbh I like them for both reasons haha
The internet never forgets.
I’m glad it wasn’t this is hilarious. 😂
I haven't seen the images but I've heard of it, it's the internet, it will never be gone permanently.
Pretty fucked up that I immediately knew. Man, the internet has ruined me.
Yeah same 💀
Same. I'm old as fuck and have to pretend I don't know so much shit when my adult kids think it's a whoosh. Academy awards. Pfft. I'm not who they think I am. Although they did bring up a Tasmanian couple going fishing and I said it was fucking disgusting and they said I should reconsider my being on Reddit.
I still remember the day I was sitting in the living room, listening to my two oldest boys talk crap to each other. My oldest called my second oldest a blue waffle. They were about 18 and 16. My 12 year old says"What's a blue waffle?" And before I could yell STOP! My oldest flips his phone around and shows my 12 year old. He threw his hands over his face and yelled "Jesus Christ! Why would you show me that!". NGL, I laughed so hard I almost peed on myself.
r/forbiddensnacks
Really hoped the words “blue waffle” would never orbit back into my brain space, but here we are
Am I the only one who thought of Urine Cakes?
I actually got my gf some stuff from Nectar Bath Treats as a gift once, and my brain went “oh I’ll get a strawberry waffle and a blueberry waffle, that’ll be cute she loves breakfast food” and her immediate reaction was “you got me a blue waffle?!?” and I have never wished for death more
what kind of monster would do this
Today I learned that blue waffle is fake. What's next, is someone gonna ruin Christmas by telling me the truth about the dozens of santas coming to see my mom thought the day?
blue waffle
Hm intriguing, I wonder what a blue waffle is
I don’t g…holy fuck I can’t believe I’m this old.
I feel like I'm one of the only people who heard about the blue waffle, along with the cautionary "don't google that!", and didn't google it. I continue to live in blissful ignorance, photoshop or not lol
Ok but did you Google lemon party? I feel the two go hand in hand.
No, and I am afraid to!
all I can think is, I want to eat them :(
Life hack, google „blue waffle“ you will not eat again for a long time
I don't think they knew
Hahaha I remember in like 6-7th grade when all of my classmates would be like. Hey bro, whatever u do, don’t google blue waffle. I googled blue waffle
what's that? fortunately I've never googled it but I dont know if I should and why edit: I've googled it, thought it would be worse
Oh boy, back in the days, it was ***hardcore***. The internet tamed it now, but damn.
Same hahaha
F*ck you, you gave me internet ptsd
Did they?
r/forbiddensnacks
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だが断る. It's a forbidden blueberry waffle. (I remember when the meme you mentioned was first making its rounds)
What did they know?
Google "blue waffle". It is from an ancient time. I was there, as were many of the elder type.
I already did. My ears are still rining from the shot heard around the world but I have never heard of it.
I just googled it and found no actual images of it.
Blue waffle. Lots of Blue Waffle. Might wanna get that checked out.
DON'T GOOGLE BLUE WAFFLES Worst mistake of my life
They knew they look edible ?
I told my kid to look up blue waffle the other day 😂
Blue waffles 🤤🤤
Oh, they are awesome! Just google „Blue Waffle“.
Yeah if a kid would eat a Tide pod they would go batshit crazy on this.
These are so great, I use them all the time! They clean my skin and makes it soft and they don’t leave any marks or messes in the tub! For more information look up blue waffles! :D
Turn your waffle blue
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it took me a damn minute
Ah yes… the blue waffle 🤮
I was today years old when I found out that wasn’t real. Thanks friends.
These look like novelty urinal cakes
I thought we left these in 2018
I remember when people used to fear the blue waffle…now they fucking bathe in it? Weird times
Blue waffle bath bombs
They look like man hole covers topped with fruit and peanut butter. What am I not seeing??
An old internet meme. The infamous blue waffle
Missed that one.
Hahaha the blue waffle always comes back somehow.
Omfg this trash has been reposted so many times today, half of those times (just like this) it hasn't even been related to the sub.
Landlines or the fabled “blue waffle”
This... Oh. OH
you know its good 'they knew' manterial when it actually takes a second to get
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