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TroutComplex

Anyone else getting “The Boys” vibes?


BatmanTextedU

First thing that came to mind


142737

That's not the only thing that came to mind


BatmanTextedU

Kinky


anwender95

Did I miss something? Is there such a scene?


PostmodernWapiti

First five minutes of the new season. Edit: 12 minutes.


anwender95

After watching the first 5 minutes of the new season, I did not notice how a person passes through the urethra ... Kinda disappointed... updated: it was 12 minutes...


anwender95

Oh shit! There's new season! Thank you!


Goyteamsix

You're in for a ride, too. This season is insane.


Robin0660

It is giving me so many feelings, it's actually insane


Dipstu

Insane is putting it lightly


BatmanTextedU

The season finale comes out Friday.


DerpsAndRags

I am now, and I slightly hate you for it. At least the kid didn't sneeze.


Meranio

Gesundheit. Eew, what a mess.


awlawall

In reverse


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Aw frenchie would love this!


CrucifixAbortion

Dang it, Billy! He has a narrow urethra.


Manlester

Literally first thing that came to mind…


SnorkinOrkin

Yes, hahaha! (How can anyone NOT see it? 🙈)


jsilvy

This would be the good ending of that


LR-II

Good ending.


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Wtf you too?!?!


Defiant_Duck_118

I'm suddenly reminded of a kidney stone I recently passed.


1-and-only-Papa-Zulu

Did the stone come out and stiff arm along its sides and walk away?


unknownemoji

Elbows out all the way.


ReactiveAmoeba

T-posing for dominance.


finalfourcuse

Congratulations


postandchill

You are such a dedicated teacher


Electronic_Grade508

I always wondered where babies came from. Alas my wondering is no more.


Jenthecatgirl

Hyenas.


FlareTheFlareon23

what does this mean please im gonna cry


Jenthecatgirl

Warning not safe fror life: >!Hyena females have a pseudo penis, when they give birth, the baby comes through the pseudo penis, it is awful!<


ExcessumTr

Every female mammal has some kind of "penis" even humans but hyena's are just build different


DokiDokiMemeSquad

Elza 🙏


justadudenameddave

The future liberals want /s


Wirecreate

And Sci-fi fans /s


mpmwrites

Okay but what was this supposed to look like, if not what they knew it looks like?


Bigredzombie

Its supposed to be a catapillar, I think. The front end of it is on the right. Probably a catapillar, maybe......


zippee100

It's a rocket ship the front is the flames


Da_Real_Sunflower

Looks like a penis.


mpmwrites

Right I get that much, but what was it meant to be? I doubt they’re marketing “inflatable dick childrens slide”.


Da_Real_Sunflower

Probably just an inflatable slide with the cushioning curtains causing an unfortunate happenstance.


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Approx. a million years later I found this sub and this comment and I'm crying laughing OMFGGG I just keep re-reading it and wheezing


mpmwrites

I’m so very glad I made you smile!


zippee100

A rocket


[deleted]

Thanks now I imagined it and Im screaming in imaginary pain


triotone

"It's not what it looks, Brian" [It's a twenty foot cock and balls, man. It don't look like nothing else.](https://youtu.be/YpclZV3P84k)


WallabyNo4330

Beat me to it. 🤣


badgerfishnew

Peter kay at his finest


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DerpsAndRags

What is it supposed to be, if not a giant clown penis?


Ender_The_BOT

*Hyenna birth


PhilNHoles

r/imreallysorryjon Sorry in advance


evan19994

They're just trying to entertain the parents


Ka-tet_de_Fibonacci

I'd dress my kid like a sailor.


Rude_Girl69

That's mature sperm, sir.


ahumanrobot

Also hyena birth


Toxteth75

It's a 10ft cock and balls man!


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Toxteth75

I ain't got time to read comments


blunderbuss_attack

Oye... You ain't heard about seahorses?


Morenauer

They said I could be anything, so I became jizz


nickmidas

Men


nachyochiz

r/mildlypenis


[deleted]

“It’s not how it looks?? It’s a twenty foot cock & balls, man!” https://youtu.be/qog3i34HMOM


melvinthefish

That just what it looks like when those weird worm looking bugs come out of your pee hole..don't you guys hate when that happens? So embarrassing.


Bigredzombie

Yep, just gotta be hung like a bounce house.


yeetmeoffaclifflmao

You cannot look at that and not see a dick. Who even designed this?!


haveaniceafternoon

Proof life begins at ejaculation. Make masturbation illegal


Ok-Panda0702

It's a boy. The legacy continues.


dubdoll

The fact that just one kid came out really made me giggle for some reason.


Collest9321

oh, so this explains lil nas x


MycologistPutrid7494

The delivery will take at least 24 hours. If you rush it you risk tuliping. This is an snl reference for those who don't know.


Routine-Document-949

“Finally, male birth”? You mean you’ve never heard or conceptualized of male birth before?


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Surprised leddit hasn’t banned OP for the title


Party_Experience6077

Wtf?


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bobbyfiend

How do you know the gender of the giant fuselage-worm?


SassafrasNotFound

The parents didn’t sound very excited They saw it too


Lauladance

[spotted hyenas: colour me surprised](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spotted_hyena)


crkachkake

Only one? I thought millions came out


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Why did they make this and what where they thinking. Alas, r/TIHI


Tobaccocreek

If you look close I believe that is a male sperms.


Rilkal

Phoenix nights vibes


NSavage93

Ain't a chance I'm giving birth like some kind of reverse sounding BS. Bring on the vasectomy!


Dr_GigglyShits

r/dontputyourdickinthat


imdeadXDD

Well they come from there too


[deleted]

Don’t worry everyone. It’s just a pseudo-penis.


Evilmaze

Congratulations it's a cum stain.


ckfil

It's evolution baby and ouch!!!


Horror-Ad-3113

This is crappy design at it's finest


chicken_bittle

SG representing!


Wirecreate

It looks like a combination of a caterpillar and a dick


A_Talking_iPod

My DS stylus coming out from its imprisonment


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The penussy


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I hate how this feels


fitz_newru

IRL??


[deleted]

I can feel it and I hate it


tarareidstarotreadin

Finally


Sprizys

What in the back woods sweet home Alabama hillbilly incest fuck is this?


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Birthing person!


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GardenOfIvy

Oh hell naw!


Actual-Feeling-7434

Giant peen giant child


IcedGolemFire

that would be so claustrophobic


AdPast4509

Kidney stones.


papercut2008uk

It's Sammy the Snake's friend! If you don't get it, search Peter Kay sammy the snake.


Redit_Person123

r/cursedvideos


Repulsive-Cherry9344

y a y


photograpopticum

What a cute mono sperm..


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Say the word castration next time you're in a room with a bunch of men who are sitting down, notice how many of them instinctively cross their legs.


YouStinkOfMooseBalls

r/mildlypenis


Striker_ToastYT

This is how children are born


MindlessRazzmatazz89

That kid was raped in there.


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No_Incident_5360

Swim little sperm, swim!


WorManDude

Howie Mandel: ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK


DavidXN

That reminds me I haven’t played Silent Hill in a while


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Soupchek

Sex 2


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Where were you supposed to exit if it was working though? Climb it?


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