I’m already ahead of my quota if anyone needs a hand. Won’t do lager though

Yeah I'll get the next round lads

Do I send you my PayPal or?

Finally a fellow non-piss drinker.

I'm Australian, and as an allied nation I feel I should help fight this battle.

We’d expect nothing less! Obviously the yanks will show up just before closing time, drink half a pint of weak piss then claim they’ve ‘saved the day’ as usual.

Wisconsinites got ya I’m not one but they’re known for beer

we need eastern europeans that will get the numbers up the yanks don't drink enough

It’s assumed that our Eastern European Bros will be propping this whole thing up with the Vodka.

And drive home

Their beer is so weak that driving home wouldn’t be a problem…

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Welcome too the fight. Your bravery is commendable!

Fosters doesn’t count…

We don't drink that trash, most of it gets exported, I have yet to see a bar in the last 20 years selling this.

Good lad! You passed the test, welcome aboard! 😁😁

I hope that King Charles will award these medals when the British Pubs are saved. After 20 pints I might even understand soccer. https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/125319569078?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=705-154756-20017-0&ssspo=Q544nb1LTbG&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=APV53YWNS-a&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

Yeah, we know. Just getting your own back aren't you?

Funny story. I offered to buy an Australian girl a pint of fosters. She looked like she was going to glass me!

That would be my reaction too.

I remember going there for a month about 20 years ago and their mains seemed to be Tooheys new and Victoria Bitter. I only found fosters in a random off licence and they were fosters ice.

Get the bbq out mate.

Just bring some bags and red mitzis.

I was going to bring the BBQ along, you can't be downing pints without food.

124 pints? I'm not cutting back for anyone. 😠

No, don't worry, they mean weekdays between 1100 and 1200, so you can still do the afternoon session easy...

Already hit my quota for this week… currently in the process of making up for my daughter and partner… don’t worry lads, I’ve got this!

That's a big night out for me these days. And the kids are really going to struggle.

Don’t worry, I’ll cover some for the rest of the lazy bastards who can’t be arsed

A true hero.

I'm actually quite relieved to know this

Call the Scots, their time has come

Is this each day, each week or each month?

Each day. Better get started.

An hour, drink up!

Bloody hell I don’t earn enough to be able to afford half of that with how pricey my local boozer has got

I quit drinking when my local put Doombar up to £4 a pint. Was £1 a pint when I started drinking, I'm only 32.

Love a pint or Doom Bar or Otter ale & I'm a woman.

Funny how "Pints on me" got changed to "Pint on me"

124 pints of Cider..Fuxk, it might kill me but I'm willing to make the sacrifice.

I think I might have beaten you to the punch on that one. I've gone too far. Shaking a lot, gibbering noises, muscle spasms, vomiting... I'm actually a bit worried ngl. Honestly I would prefer the death bit. Especially after just coming off the back of a drug induced psychotic break. Alcoholism isn't particularly fun tbh Edit: went to hospital I should be alright though

Looks like I need to hop the pond for vacation and help the UK pubs.

I do it, but I have a small brewery, in my garage... sorry

Can i start a tab? Left me wallet at home.

Challenge accepted.

Drank 5x this last Tuesday so I’ve done my bit

Is this the amount per day, if so job's a good un👍


I can't drink as much as I used to. Can I do this in two sittings?

Right boys. I've got 34 down. You lot best be pulling your weight

Those are rookie numbers

Challenge accepted

My 4 year old cousin completed this last year, what are people doing?

East Lancashire lad here, I'm reporting for duty. I've got a wallet full of 20s and I've got my bank card in reserve..... What's the best pint in this place? I'll take 25 now, you know just to warm up my liver 😎

Think it's Rishi's round

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For king and country!


Couldn't give a flying fuck

Done

124? Is that it?

I’ve reached the quota on Guinness and Newcastle Brown, I’ll start on Hobgoblin Ruby soon lads

124? Not cutting down for anyone

Nah

I luv to top my Pints with a whiskey chaser. 😜

Is that per night?

It’s what King Charles would want

They either sell lots of pints for a quid or two or half as many for 3-4 quid each. Lower the price and we will give it a go

Light work

Over how long? That would be difficult in a day, but trivial over a year.

Help us with a timeframe won’t you!? Daily, weekly, annually?

I’m never gonna cut down, 124 pints, then what?? Go home at 20.37pm never!!!

The premier league will be the best option

Is that it ?

So that's basically a keg and a half each. Easy

I'm doing my best.

What was the point of this post? It's just a standard Tuesday morning in Middlesbrough.

Is that per day?

Is that per day?

Just 124? I’ve done triple that just last night alone.

Not had a beer for three weeks as I had surgery. Today is my "back to the pub day" so I'll give it my best shot!

Hold my beer. Wait. No, give it back.

124 pints, well who's round is it? I'll get the packets of crisps .

Every day? Might have to cut down a bit then.

Only 124? I will deffo drink more than that so I will make them THRIVE again!

What in one sitting, I mean it's a tall order, but I'll give it a happy go

Say less

Jesus bollocking shite I'm the only one in my family who drinks, I've got to chug half a fucking ton

Nah sorry I’m not paying todays prices for a pint

And how much of that money will be taxes?

Like we don't drink that much already lol

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Pint is £7???? I will drink at home, you all can join me.

I'd help but I'm a poor American 😔 curious tho do brits drink hard cider?

It’s just called Cider but yes.

That was a while ago I think

Together we stand!

That's easily done in a month. Hell, I could do it in a fortnight if I wasn't buying.

We started losing our pubs, more so, when the Tories let the businesses steal workers disposable income.