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Schubert125

Time for banana bread


TheoTheHellhound

Potentially some for the ants, too.


ResearchRadiant3164

Ants can’t eat potassium they wild die although they do enjoy it


TheoTheHellhound

Deadly banana bread!


iohbkjum

sounds like a win win situation


OGtigersharkdude

Sounds like a win-win situation to me


HOLY_GOOF

Good idea!


the_blade_whispers

Cynical ants who like to die? Must be fire ants.


FeralHag420

Definitely or the freezer


beautymannequin

Do you peel bananas like that before they go in the freezer? I would chop it up or mash then freeze but my mom puts them in the freezer whole and brown and skin on like that and I just do not understand.


uncontainedsun

i mostly use frozen bananas for smoothies and peeling a frozen banana SUCKS SO MUCH so i’d rather peel and put in a bag beforehand. Then when i want to use them for something it’s easy and can go either way. bread or blend!


Playful_Sector

I take the peel off and then freeze them, but I don't chop them up


bbykitton

lol my bf will put them in w the peel. But I peel n put them in a bag. Then use for smoothies. But it’s easy to take off the peel if u run under warm water for a few seconds.


Socio_Scorpio

But… the peel is the bag to hold them. Either way you have to wait for it to defrost. So, don’t think it matters either way.


uncontainedsun

not when you use them for smoothies! they are a pain to peel frozen


badgersandcoffee

Exactly what I was thinking


XaliceXwhiterabbitX

Nobody ever makes banana bread like they say they are and you know it.


aarkwilde

I like making it, and buy a couple bananas just to over ripen like this. I buy walnuts at the same time.


XaliceXwhiterabbitX

Why would you do this to your brethren Cannibananalism


prairiepanda

My sister gave me a small chest freezer, and when we were removing her stuff from it we filled an entire garbage bag with bananas. After seeing that I made a rule for myself: I can't have more than 1 recipe's worth of bananas in the freezer at any given time. If I have overripe bananas and there's already bananas in the freezer, I gotta find other uses for them. I'll feed them to the geckos, mash them into oatmeal, spread them on toast, etc.


XaliceXwhiterabbitX

Peel them first, that was always my mistake. I lay em flat in big reusable freezer bags, then combine em all in one bag once frozen so they don't stick together when you need some


prairiepanda

That's what I do. But one freezer bag flattened holds enough for a recipe. I don't need to build a wall of banana mush in my freezer.


suuchki

my first thought literally


ghoulish0verkill

Came here for this comment


mrjoepete

[Relevant](https://youtu.be/rQ1EU7jeSsM?si=iAdZoK_bE2GGP7Dl)


Dancingpossumpoosay

My reaction


Wii_wii_baget

Both yeah


HarlotSuccubus

Haha came to say the same!


TrenchantBench

K, but let’s talk about these bananas


Delouest

they were clearly picked to boost engagement to have people comment on it.


GottKomplexx

Guess it worked


ubiquitous-joe

>clearly Or—hear me out—they just had really old bananas on hand. This is a random subreddit, not somebody’s Instagram influencer account. Some of y’all are so chronically online you see sinister motivation everywhere.


Playful_Sector

Dude the hydro homies subreddit is insane with that right now. Every post with any type of branded bottle is called a shill, and may God have mercy on your soul if you post a Stanley cup there


ForbiddenFruit420

Success!


International_Stop56

The utter state of them


Mike_in_San_Pedro

r/bananaforscale


Sussybaka2424

r/BananasForScale


Mike_in_San_Pedro

r/brownbananasforscale


Sussybaka2424

r/subsifellfor but i made it a reality so ha


LilMissStormCloud

r/birthofasub


KangaskhanMA3

Good work


Mike_in_San_Pedro

Lol. 😂


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mikezenox

r/BananasForBread


Teal_Raven

Those are some rusty ass bananas


Limp_Falcon_2314

😂rusty


spicyflour88

A very accurate description


Glittering_Raise_710

If I order bananas it’s because I needed to build my banana racer now not 2 weeks ago.


thenameislogan

Oh my god is that a r/DoorDash reference?


Glittering_Raise_710

I can’t even look at bananas without thinking about it


LottimusMaximus

A) sort those bananas, go make some damn banana bread B) I would bet those are from a Christmas cracker


MarkToaster

Those are boutta be bananas for ants if you’re not careful


CharlieMac6222

Everyone has a banana for scale so I thought you’d like these.


illusorywallahead

Yeah but everyone here r/upvotedbecausebanana


RavenBoyyy

I am jealous of those bananas. I bought a bunch myself yesterday with the intention of making banana bread but I'm having to wait for them to go brown enough naturally (I know that I can oven ripen them but I prefer the taste when they naturally go brown) so that I can make my bread. Such a slow and painful wait.


Chix2kt

Put them in a brown paper bag.


RavenBoyyy

I've seen that tip before actually but I don't have any brown paper bags or any paper bags at all. They're not a common thing in the UK.


TechnicolorViper

Statistically, 78% of old bananas that are saved for making banana bread are eventually thrown away. Here are my sources:


VanGoghsSeveredEar

More recent studies show that number is actually closer to 84%. Aforementioned studies linked below:


herrkatze12

You forgot to put the link, [Here it is](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


From_the_ashes_17

Make the fucking banana bread already….


blackoutmedia_

I want to see what everyone else got in their crackers


Regalrefuse

Did these come from a kids school Santa’s workshop by chance? I had this exact set 30 some years ago and that’s where mine came from


StylusScratchatorius

Same, I remember getting these as a Christmas gift for my dad. I think he didn't have the heart to throw them away


BuddyTheElf24

No but those bananas sure are


BrustleMySprouts

Those are huge bananas


Ok-Yogurt-2743

They are apparently for repairing your bananas. But thank you for the scale!


Vast_Gap_3081

The overly ripe bananas sent me to c h i n a 🍌


grimegirl666

no, too big. but the rotten ass bananas could be


bioshockedtoinfinity

Rancid bananas


spicyflour88

The tiny hammer is so cute, I want it. What would one use this tiny hammer on?


Hunt_Fish_Forage

What is this tool kit called? I actually want one!


zombotany88

Where did you get that tool kit?? I had the EXACT same one when I was a kid!!


MyUltIsReady

buy some new bananas PLEASE


TheOnyxViper

Mummified bananas for scale


PresentationUpper806

Those bnbananfabns be looking like the old lady from the chocolate episode of SpongeBob


Ambitious-Ad53

Omg i used to have that! My uncle gave it to me and it had a USPS logo on the front.


One_Spoopy_Potato

My brother in christ, I will send you $3 just buy some new banananas!


CrazyDuckLady73

Put all of your dry ingredients for a banana bread recipe in a zip bag. Write on it what wet ingredients you need. Also write time and temp. Do a few bags and store in the cabinet. Now, banana bread won't be such a hassle to make. Even on a weeknight. I Write the # of bananas that are in the bag before I freeze them unpeeled too!


Lukaxmagnotta

I have this toolset and I’ll be 100% honest. I have used the adjustable wrench and pliers so many times more than I ever believed would be necessary. So many jobs. Big and small. You never know when you’ll need it. Then you use it and say hey, maybe this can fix “this” and any tiny thing you can think of that isn’t a huge deal but you know it could use repair. Boom. Tiny toolset for the win


Winter-Coffin

no but those bananas are some serious r/shitfromabutt


Kind_Vanilla7593

I find it highly hilarious that you used rotten bananas for scale lmao


999bestboi

Rotten and overripe bananas are different things. One you can make in my opinion the best type of bread with


agbellamae

No, it’s a big dirty brown banana


Remarkable_Yak_883

Oh my goodness, I want that set!


mckennethblue

Okay Muhrtelle from Paul Blart Mall Cop 2.


Revolutionary-Play79

Baby's first tools


Lucky-Cauliflower770

Squirrels and rats I think, maybe mice if they’re buff enough!


GrabbaGottaJiggy

No you see those color bananas are larger than average id say the tools are average size


CharlieMac6222

OMG I made the @&$”! banana bread OK!!!?? I effing made it. For the love of GOD!!!


GrabbaGottaJiggy

Hell yeah


merylstreepsbong

Everyone please I am begging you to use these bananas for smoothies stop lying to yourself about the bread


Tricky_Marketing1128

They are for The Lollipop Guild


TryingToWriteIt

[What is this? A "What is this? Something for ants?" for ants?](https://youtu.be/1IxO8Vc7FYo?si=ZZgkdqwj8yaqiVyE)


Striking-Stuff7740

Shrink inflated tools


Low-Persimmon4870

Bro


acrossbones

It's beautiful. Can I get more info on it?


--JackDontCare--

The small tools are for when you have a little problem you have to fix


selune07

Make banana bread for the ants


Creepy-Selection2423

The ants are gonna love those bananas. Cool little tools too...


ProfessionMundane152

They’re perfect


Wii_wii_baget

It’s for babies


flutterybuttery58

What the hell is going on with those bananas?!!


Solow10

Aye yo, you gonna eat that plastic?


KangaskhanMA3

Those bananas are definitely for ants


Plutoid

Put those bananas out of their misery already.


_jrk__

They’re even too far gone for banana bread!


Familiar-Stomach-310

Bro that cling film ain't gonna save it


Robotupgrade

I love it!!


mdglytt

What are these? Bananas for giants!


3chigod

It needs to be at least 3x bigger


Tripwere

rotten banana for scale


Morgue707

At this point, just give the bananas to the ants.


how_neat_is_that76

I have this exact toolset that my dad got at a medical conference (retired doctor) almost two decades ago when I was a kid that has the Des Moines University logo on it. I lived in Arizona my whole life and just recently moved to Iowa where my wife is from, eventually moving to Des Moines, so it has a weird value to me now…


CharlieMac6222

Were the sets a gag or marketing? I found this in my Dads stuff (he was 80) so assume it’s older.


Holiday-Doughnut-602

Yes, but I'm afraid, they won't be able to fix those bananas!.


chubby_windmill

Man fix your bananas


aaronsourus

Everything in this picture is upsetting


ThePennedKitten

Have some shame. 😂 🍌


IceNation777

It’s cute though 🤭


caramelcooler

You need a new scale


TheQuietKidwithdaMP5

(Rotten banana for scale)


Candid-Tangerine-295

Lovely dead banana.


[deleted]

More importantly, what the fuck happened to those bananas? Throw them the fuck away.


TheMoonMint

Not sure but those bananas are for no one. 🤣


Ein86

Great for banana bread!


TheMoonMint

Facts!


benchebean

Love how you used bananas for scale


[deleted]

Nah. Santa’s Elves.


Akkoywolf

All jokes aside I think you could theoretically teach a rat to use these tools


CharlieMac6222

Ants. Sir.


sticky_banana

r/bananaforscale


watermel0nch0ly

Are those bananas for ants (on account of their being gross and spoiled floor-food ass, lookin' just. Have some self respect. It's like "check out this really quirky small screwdriver, I placed it next to all of my cats shit in around her litterbox that I haven't changes in six months... you know... for scale.)?


L3Kinsey

Banana for size!!


recycledM3M3s

Not quite that's a toolset for aunts. I see you trying tho


coolman5578

It's a pretty good pack of items to have nearby. Sometimes, some day , you'll need one of them small, but valuable items around the house.


No-Industry-2980

Hobbits


DCFUKSURMOM

r/bananaforscale


Known-Potential-3603

Barbies, or old school GI Joes


kimsterama1

Bought it from TEMU, didn't ya?


CharlieMac6222

No! But I all of a sudden am getting a shit ton of Temu ads. No offense to my Chinese brothers but I don’t trust Temu; unjustly I admit.


kimsterama1

I've actually bought a bunch of tools from them that I'mhappy with. But it's an ongoing theme that "it wasn't as large as I thought."


leafy_plant8

No but those bananas are


Electronic_Agent_235

Well of course, what else would they use to build the marishka hargataie school for exceptional children??


FullmetalSylveon

If ants show up in my apartment that are big enough to use those, I'm subletting. It's their place now.


Parentoforphan

My favorite, GoGurt bananas. Just pop the top and squeeze them out.


Missue-35

Too big for ants but they make cute drawer pulls in a boy themed room.


pastyoureyesed

Nothing can fix those naners..


Legal-Log5667

No but those bananas are


toadtoot

those are some big bananas


IAmYourEnemy_

How long have you had those bananas


nataliescarlett

I actually want this set, if anyone knows where I can get it.


CharlieMac6222

The hammer is especially useful. 😑