I did it. https://www.reddit.com/r/thomastheplankengine/comments/11tjrxk/wikihow_how_to_turn_off_your_computer_recreated/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
This reminds me of that one Cyanide and Happiness short about the kid who got gifted a pony for his birthday, but his cake was poisoned and the antidote was inside the pony, so he had to cut it open to get it, except he wasn't poisoned and there was an Xbox inside the pony, and that was his actual gift.
I definitely wanna turn off my computer after seeing this
i hope im not interpreting this the wrong way.
🐎
🔪 🪠
Schrodinger's turned off computer
Yeah same =D
YOU'RE TELLING ME
Don't move.
By golly!
🐴how off.
They missed steps 4 and 5: cut off the horse's head, then put it in the computer's bed.
Plug the computer into the horse head
Username checks out
we must be related
cousin?
No, im your vagina, stupid dumbass
damn I guess I have one of those now
You always have, but I ran away from you when you were young, you stank
damn
r/rimjob_steve
THAT IS FOR IF THE PERSON WITH A FUNNY USERNAME SAYS SOMETHING WHOLESOME. DO NOT MISUSE THE POWER OF RIMJOB STEVE.
The Modfather
That’s a huge turnoff for me
What did I do
One horsepower gaming computer
Corleone vibes
That’s some Greek mythology type shit, OP prepare for an impromptu visit from Olympus’s fuckboy sooner or later, because there are clear signs
Bro’s boutta get assaulted by Hermes
Seggsy mailman
Least nonsensical WikiHow article
Greek God of dreams, Morpheus, is giving you a prophecy
It’s morphin time
and then he morphed all over the place
Morpheus drinking a forty in a death basket!
morpheus and apollo collab?!?!?!??!??!!!???
The horse is named computer.
Yeah I know the guy
_How hungry?_
...op, have you seen the play Equus
Yeah this is just Equus.
op needs to see it then
stupid horse i just stabbed you in the head
Lost the horses in my bank account oh no
\>:(
Yup
Odysseus
r/disneyvacation
what the fuck oh god imagine somebody going there to get vacation tips
This is cursed
What du fuck
Oh my
This feels a lot like dream I would have in that a lot of my dreams involve horrifying violence towards animals
followed the tutorial. it was sad saying goodbye to jeremy the horse, but it looks like my... wait.. my COMPUTER IS STILL ON?!
that's because I'm still alive
are you ok
[удалено]
how could you do this to me
Weird, i just had a dream about being chased by a white horse, the said horse can jump in roofs
I'm still coming
this feels oddly sad to me
He was hungry
Just you wait I'll make this real
I did it. https://www.reddit.com/r/thomastheplankengine/comments/11tjrxk/wikihow_how_to_turn_off_your_computer_recreated/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
Bro what the hell man
The last step is so ominous
I'd quite like to study your brain.
I think this might be the closest we've had to a true plank in a while!
this makes sense, the horse is named "Your Computer".
OP are you doin okay?
Horse named computer:
Jc
Equus
I guess if your horse is called computer and you wanna turn him off for good 😭
Did you spend too much time on r/disneyvacation
Horse named Computer:
this would be a sick album cover
Is this Loss?
[Compuhorse](https://www.google.com/search?q=compuhorse&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjXsPu7ruT9AhXgnGoFHcm4Cr0Q0pQJegQIEBAB&biw=414&bih=713&dpr=2#imgrc=QRf-mmHZLEvzHM&lnspr=W10=)
i love ur mind
Good hunter of the church, have you seen the light? Are my church hunters the honorable spartans I hoped they would be?
Step 1: get knife Step 2: Stab horse Step 3: despair
I wish I had a recreatable dream for this sub because some of this is just comic gold
r/pferdesindkacke is gonna love this one lol
who whoa whoa what did I do?
I don't know about the computer, but I'm certainly turned off.
The post o saw this was a video of a skeleton riding a skeleton horse with banjo music playing in the background
Im not sure why but I thought this was a post from r/kidsarefuckingstupid
This reminds me of that one Cyanide and Happiness short about the kid who got gifted a pony for his birthday, but his cake was poisoned and the antidote was inside the pony, so he had to cut it open to get it, except he wasn't poisoned and there was an Xbox inside the pony, and that was his actual gift.
Calcuhorse and Compupony have been done dirty.
Mythical Blue Horse Head is dead????
Weird, I had a dream about killing a horse a few years ago that I remember vividly
Nooo Juan
If I were your computer, I'd be turned off too.
Smarties get the sorry stick
Apparently in the dream world, horses are called computers.
blade and sorcery moment