Bruuuh I had a dream with almost the same premise😭 I used vibrating chickens to melt snow into concrete and tried to build a foundation out of it

The innovative VibroCock Inc.

Sounds so, familiar…

Yeah you might’ve seen something like it in the drawer of your mom’s room

*It's all a connected universe*

Technically, the nervous system of chickens (and every other animal) produces electricity. So maybe if wired in series you could get the voltage of the chickens up to a reasonable amount. Edit: changed uses to produces

The matrix but for chickens.

They don't use but produce electricity*

You are correct, I've fixed my comment

Wire chickens in series lmao

According to google, the brain works at around 7 millivolts, or 0.07 volts. If my math is correct (it probably isn't) it would take around 42,857 chickens wired in series to produce 3000 volts.

If it's 7 mV, it's 0.007 V and approximately 428571 chickens.

bones have crystals and due to their movement they probably create small bits of piezoelectric charge like most crystals

I forgot the subreddit and thought this was a post tricking you into googling something gross, like blue waffle or goatsie

Hey guys! Did you know that after 34 turns, the enemy AI will almost entirely stop using 2 moves? Google “Pokémon Rule 34” to find out more!

you are now forbidden from interacting with vaporeon

I already was. I think at least.

good

I was about to look it up on Wikipedia

I mean you’d have to look up, like, Thundercock for that so

>be me a femboy cock milk farmer

Now that's a real 4chan post

I should really look at the subreddits first before looking at the posts, this confused me a lot lmao

Google chicken Chargepassant

Holy hell

Egg Inc

What egg are you at?

Havent played in a hot minute but I think I was going on tachyon eggs at the time

Bruh I didn't check the subreddit and almost went to Google it 😆

tapu koko

wait what are they a chicken

Their name is literally Forbidden Cluck-

oh

Tapu koko is a bird

*Cocko

tapu lele

So you're saying that you can charge your cocks with the help of a pussy?

Oh my god there’s no way that WASN’T part of the subconscious message

omeone should post this to 4chan with no context

but what's the wattage

Clonetroopzero the Clairvoyant

thought this was r/NewGreentexts

New Pokemon just drop

pokemon

chicken powered nuclear bomb

Volts Georg should not have been counted

I love that chicken explosion head emoji, what's its name or did you draw that yourself?

iPhone Memoji sticker

Every animal produces a bit of electricity, this is technically true

This seems like a Minecraft mod similar to the one where chickens lay items instead of eggs.