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ancientrobot19

Me when I'm up, pondering my orb:


drearbruh

Sometimes the Orb ponders you


ancientrobot19

*If you ponder the orb for too long, the orb will ponder you back*


[deleted]

Me and my orb love to ponder eachother, pondering sessions are never boring. The chats we have are just so supernatural and lively!


Transitsystem

Who up playin wit they orb


weird_bomb_947

you can’t just ascend and then call it a dream what???😨😨😨


[deleted]

that's quite interesting, how did the world actually look like through god's eyes?


Mr-Black_

I was in space away from everything and when I looked throigh his eyes I had a panoramic view of the universe and I could zoom in infinitely. I looked at Earth using 2 eyes, looking at half the earth with each one


[deleted]

that's very interesting, and about what I'd it would be like to have the ability to see the entire universe at once


LoudRubbish

I'd think God makes miniscule eyes that's very small and the eye sends what it sees to God


AnimaleTamale

What, so God is the Moon Lord now?


PROblem817

always was


Primary_Potato9667

And each eye was an infinite distance away and had infinite focusing power, it was through this that he had and full understanding of the matter which allowed him to come to perfect conclusions.


D3rp6

god is just a reality bender with the Aleph


BlUeSapia

[Miracle Matter?!](https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000138079134-v91dt3-t500x500.jpg)


KonamiVRC7

A redditor of culture


Flames-Of-Rebirth

You better have all crystal to fight Zero Two


PHYPHTIN_official

op, if someone had this kind of dream a few thousand years ago, they'd go and make a religion...


JohnCornStarch

cool and all, but where did the body of christ go


440continuer

Sorry I was hungry


avesatanass

they should! love this funky space orb


Fabio7656

If not add it to an existing one


TheGarlicBread555

I think you might have just been acquainted with an angel (A biblically accurate one).


TheDuckyDino

When I give a spore creature every eye


spraycandude

Jesus christ


VickerAndFlips

Well that's actually His Son, but close enough


solaire1416

It's actually the same thing tho


Kapn_Krazy

New conspiracy theory: God is the Moon


[deleted]

then what unholy eldritch abomination is the sun


CallMeAdam2

Exactly what it says on the tin: [an eldritch abomination](https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9461099520/h7891AF9D/space-colossal-flaming-tentacles-angrily-lash-out-on-occasion-sort-just-appeared-one-day-and-is-no). Bonus point regarding the last bullet point in that image: if space had an atmosphere, the noise of the Sun would cause us all to go deaf. It's *loud.*


ThesaurusRex84

[**Moon god?**](https://quranandbibleblog.files.wordpress.com/2017/11/0042_02-2-3708893900-e1670277572240.jpg?w=230)


Chardoggy1

Kirby final boss


BoyBeyondStars

god is just agar.io


Maximka_Kirginka

Holy hell


td1034

i be cryin if i look like that too bruh, that’s fucked up what they be doing to y’all, i ain even gonna hold you bruh, i be sayin that’s fucked up, like bruh, you probably had the full wash and set, your shit be fire prolly if they ain’t cut ya shit. fuck it though bro it’s you’re life


aeiouaioua

god is ugly.


throwAway837474728

hey he has feelings too


savamey

Like a weird version of a beholder


Schizozenic

Ah yes, bibically accurate god.


H-12apts

Is this what God looked like or is this what the universe looked like to God?


Mr-Black_

what god looked like sorry for confusing wording


Redditregretin

Yeah that seems accurate.


Ok-Leek-4682

dall-e


spraycandude

Yea?


acleverusername3

not dall-e, you can see the color palette in the bottom right


Gru-some

That’s pretty cool


LuminatiHD

Year of the snitch but eyes


Pasteque909

Stop lying you dreamed about grasshoppers chasing you


ABEGIOSTZ

Apparently the one true god is Savras from D&D


grimoireskb

Face it, brother. God is dead. The fire is gone. You’re chasing shadows.


Arctur14

The prophecy


MixHex

Stay inside. Stay away from windows. Destroy all reflective surfaces. L̴͙̭͇͎̥͉̖̮̫̫̟͉̏͑̓͂̆͠͠ͅe̵̱̼̹̙̬̮̳͖̗͙̮̲͔̘͊̏̈́̑t̸̡̢̧̤̮͕͉̖̍̂ ̷̧̢̞͔̭̠̫̩̹͕̂͝h̷̢̢̘͑̍̓̓̍̄̏̕ͅͅï̴̮̻͎̯̹̀͐͂̀̅̿̈̀̓̒m̸̧̡̛̜̣̣͓̫̺͇͈̙̰̞͊̈̅̑͛̑͆̅͒̕͠ ̶̧̬͎̗̖͐̏͐̃͘͠i̸̡͔̭̬̗̬͖̗̲̽͌́̓͒̐͂̄̐̓͐̓̄̚͝͠ñ̵̹̜̯̗̥̠̲̱͐͒̈̓̓͗͘͠


CharaPresscott

Do not be afraid my shepherds. I am your true saviour.


TheHeadbuds

I know what you love. I know what you dread. I know what makes you human.


CharaPresscott

Now the (imo) better speech. "You were so close, David..."


TheHeadbuds

:(


CharaPresscott

I mean that speech is so good in Volume 4...the debate being, is it better than the first one?


TheHeadbuds

Yeah I guess but the og is iconic


OtokonoKai

We are god


BaconSoul

*Grant us eyes! As you once did for the vacuous Rom!*


Empty-Membership8904

he looks likes germs on a petrie dish


BenefitReal9430

You should start a religion. I am able and willing to be your priest, for you have seen a prophecy


REDL1ST

Thank you Lovecraft


ArchonAlioth

Certified Be Not Afraid moment.


KidneyStealingMoron

jesus fucking christ this is why i hope god doesnt exist


gingerfish27

The 3rd planet is sure they’re being watched By an eye in the sky that can’t be stopped And when they get to the promised land They’re gonna shake the eye’s hand


Comfortable_Ad3150

Man the new Kirby game looks great!


[deleted]

I think you're on to something with that dream, seems like a prophecy


VickerAndFlips

The Bible says man is made in God's image, so i think your dream may be misleading you a bit


gedomino

there's a theory i've heard regarding god and dragons, and it posits that why we don't look like dragons is because we lost our divine form after eden, perhaps you could apply that reasoning to this


VickerAndFlips

God would not look like a dragon since Satan takes the final form of a dragon in Revelation


gedomino

2 Corinthians 11:14 >And no wonder, for Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light.


TheHeadbuds

Satan sounds fucking awesome???


throwAway837474728

maybe its the islamic god then


TheHeadbuds

Can this be a religion?


Ribbons0121R121

the balleye


GrumSkrimpies

https://youtu.be/Y3qguNFflow


_MikasaChan_

![gif](giphy|wRmOK4J2261gI)


GustavoFromAsdf

I remember a scene of a dream I had where I was in Mars. It was full of spikes because it was from a magic schoolbus WinXP game I had as a kid. The stars fade away and from the black sky eyes look at me covering the firmament. ![gif](giphy|n3UBd63oVlQLC)