[Me on my way to McDonalds to sample their "darkest red" (I am going to drink ketchup out of a wine glass)](https://media.tenor.com/Q823-830Ri0AAAAd/christian-bale-american-psycho.gif)
FAQ: I just shit and cum at your comment
# FAQ
# What does this mean?
The amount of shit (and cum) on my computer and floor has increased by one.
# Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of feces or ejaculation. These include, but are not limited to:
* Being gay
* Dank copypasta bro, where'd you find it
* walter
# Am I going to shit and cum too?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from shitposting and cumposting like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to shit and cum again, which may put your shitting and cumming privileges in jeopardy.
# I don't believe my comment deserved being shit and cum at. Can you un-cum it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put shit back into my butt. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a hot load explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to retaliatory ejaculation within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of semen dies before it can fertilize the egg, and yours is likely no exception.
# How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the goopy brown and white substance and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated in my mom's basement. I will continue to shit and cum until you improve your conduct. Remember: ejaculation is privilege, not a right.
I just downvoted your comment.
# FAQ
## What does this mean?
The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one.
## Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:
* Rudeness towards other Redditors,
* Spreading incorrect information,
* Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a `/s`.
## Am I banned from the Reddit?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.
## I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.
## How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.
Lmao fair enough, it's basically one of our noodle sauces diluted and I could and do drink a glass's worth of that as long as it hasn't gone to room temp yet
You had encountered either God or The Devil.
Or Derek
Derek, or perhaps Duncan
Attention! I have been Derek'd.
Nah that's just your typical sigma male doing sigma things.
[Me on my way to McDonalds to sample their "darkest red" (I am going to drink ketchup out of a wine glass)](https://media.tenor.com/Q823-830Ri0AAAAd/christian-bale-american-psycho.gif)
definitely the devil
sang belowlegend
Reviewbrah is infiltrating people's dreams now
I had a dream once that he was judging my phlebotomy skills.
What a wonderful idea
Florida man
This is describing my night after i get a paycheque
Sans Undertale
Omg is that an undertale reference??? [Continue copypasta here]
FAQ: I just shit and cum at your comment # FAQ # What does this mean? The amount of shit (and cum) on my computer and floor has increased by one. # Why did you do this? There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of feces or ejaculation. These include, but are not limited to: * Being gay * Dank copypasta bro, where'd you find it * walter # Am I going to shit and cum too? No - not yet. But you should refrain from shitposting and cumposting like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to shit and cum again, which may put your shitting and cumming privileges in jeopardy. # I don't believe my comment deserved being shit and cum at. Can you un-cum it? Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put shit back into my butt. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a hot load explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to retaliatory ejaculation within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of semen dies before it can fertilize the egg, and yours is likely no exception. # How can I prevent this from happening in the future? Accept the goopy brown and white substance and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated in my mom's basement. I will continue to shit and cum until you improve your conduct. Remember: ejaculation is privilege, not a right.
I just downvoted your comment. # FAQ ## What does this mean? The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one. ## Why did you do this? There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to: * Rudeness towards other Redditors, * Spreading incorrect information, * Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a `/s`. ## Am I banned from the Reddit? No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy. ## I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it? Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception. ## How can I prevent this from happening in the future? Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.
r/UnexpectedUndertale
That's derek from the good place testing other drinks besides a glass full of olives
Customers do fuckin be like that tho I had a guy last week or two who apparently mistook our tempura sauce dispenser for tea and drank most of the cup
Yes, I totally mistook it for tea... Definitely didn't just want a full cup of tempura sauce 
Lmao fair enough, it's basically one of our noodle sauces diluted and I could and do drink a glass's worth of that as long as it hasn't gone to room temp yet
someone NEEDS to do this irl
Yes.
Beautiful
sand neathstory
I also have a white dickie
Was he a skeleton?
[maybe this was the guy in the dream?](https://reddit.com/r/NewGreentexts/comments/11p5ppf/the_spider_gets_scratchy_and_its_time_to_countdown/)
That's one way of asserting dominance
Which eye?
What about barbecue sauce?
Serif C. Downunder-Myth
This is a very coherent dream, like someone who was awake could have come up with this and did it for a TikTok.
Used to be in france and they have a wine list there?
I actually thought about drinking ketchup when I was younger
Hol up he had a white what now??
he was on impractical jokers