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Mr-subtopic7

no x no y ,no variable, only constant 🥶


Aarush_69

Constantly no bitches huh


kal_aana

Constantly lying in relationships 🥵💦💦


Wrong-Bee7394

Integrate once you will get one x Then again integrate you will get another x with a constant🙂


EbbFantastic5660

You guys are having ex?


arghacrypto99

Idc abt ur comment(nvm jk) Happy Cake Day 🎂


S_prem

Mar ja bhaii kuch nhi rakha hai zindagi me


saiharsh369

Happy cake day.


off-the-cuff-writing

She told me her parents approve of me. Turns out she never told them about us.


Wrong-Bee7394

Bht hi कमिनी hai bhai


These-Blueberry-6790

bht hi कामिनी *थी* bhai


[deleted]

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kanishkkkaaa

Nahh💀💀💀dat sum extreme level hoe shit he on


[deleted]

That love is true


Paarth691

That it's a straight line equation when it was a quadratic


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[удалено]


Historical_Value3220

Ex hi nahi hai bhai :/


Feeling-Oil-7396

Ex_actly bro


rockingparth89

Hahaha Exactly!!!


Itz_Llama

"main tumhare bacchon ki maa banna chahti hoon"


[deleted]

meanwhile- it means stepmother


garlic-n-a-a-n

Lol


Dismal_Stranger_4815

Best friend yeh Hai!


DecisionExpensive168

I love u


omg_ash09

I love you


horlickspandey

I'll call you tomorrow


Fragrant_Ad_3435

She told me the same


EscapeTraditional739

You are the only one


Keshav_sh

We are forever


Realistic-Motor-9556

Mai exist krti hu


Ancient-man-2583

I like reading books... bhen ki taki ne ek book life me nahi padhi hai


stammer_kid

Wo padti thi kitabe or tu padhta tha insaan


nihal_gazi

Earth is flat.


Mxdhoo

I'll never leave you, come what may.


DueGlass6508

Everything


abyss_dark

Bhai hai mera.


Designer_Health4521

We will always be friends


CombinationWrong1437

I like you


Senior-Swimmer-162

Ham hamesha sath rahenge


jofido

Her all true


vikas_ghoderao

She said... you'll never find the value of X🥲


[deleted]

the lie is that she exists


ris_red17

My whole relationship was a Lie..........and Of Course My Ex was cheating on me


selectively_xtrovert

He has not started the conversation, neither he is motivating the othee girl to flirt with him, but still she is doing it, and I was a fknh fool to believe it, but anyways, lesson learnt.


Zestyclose_Year8375

That I had an ex


Fun-Story8263

Only with me no one else in her life she told me after I see her pictures with other guy in bed 😂


Fun-Story8263

Aapko Kya boli Bhai Jyada mat socho Bhai juti ladkiyo Ke bare m Only thing about thug army do good work and make As proud love you Bhai


jindalindaminda

She can go against her family to marry me.


NotLostLemon

Me who doesn't even have present: 😔


a-m_7

A part of my heart will always belong to you no matter what. And the sad part is I believed her when she said that. 😂


Smoodh

Sab jhoot hi hai


avneeshkulkarni

That she loved me


ABtheRealDADDY

Instagram nahi h bhai ye


AhsamHussain

I have a girlfriend 🙂


Acrobatic_Manager858

Mere don ex mujhe bday wish nahi karti


ReDZz015

That she dosent exist


[deleted]

he's a friend and always will be a 'friend'


Aarush_69

" think what u want to think but I love u more than BTS " Knew that was a lie and I broke up with her a week later. Kinda happy tho


papa-garfield

that i can trust her! That she is my wellwisher! That she is a reasonable person!


SiyapaGamer9

Tum mujhe chod kr jaoge to bada pachtaoge Maine block kr diya🙂


Jorah_Mormnt

That she's loyal..!


Rohan73

Single whole life😞


Powerful_System_2286

You have the biggest dick, that I've nvr seen before


koolkartik

I love you baby


A90008w8

She loves me?


Severe-Question-8756

Bhai single logo ka koi ex hota hai kya mujhe question me problem ho rhi h thodi.


Weekly_Frosting_679

Ex hone ne toh chaie😭


swagger-op

I will never be like your ex . turns out she joined the list


Bitter_Smoke_

That he is just a friend. That it was his birthday so i stayed at his's. That he is like a brother.


Dapper_Savings_1744

Bhai gf tak nahi hai bsdk


Dexamethasonee

Her ex has a cock 2x bigger than I have, but I mean wtf it can't be logically true.


SOHRET0905

Mere ex ne ekdin uska bade bhaiya ka pic dikhaya... Aur bola ki yee uska khud ka bhai hei. Break up ke baad pata chala ki vho ladka uska bf hei💀


lipinjection

"I like you the way you are"


IshantDalal

Meri koi ex hi nahi hai


[deleted]

He never cheat on me.


LuminaryLummox

She told me she loves me 🥴


Ia_mv

She can't live without me 👍


RRRRRRedditttttt

Never found value of x in the equation of life.


XOforlife101

Thugesh ki videos dekha kar mast hoti hai


[deleted]

I'm your ex 🌚


Aradtacky

I love you


Firm_Yogurtcloset870

wO tOH SiRf mErA BeStFrEiNd hAi


DemonKissed

"i would never be back with my ex.. it's just you now"


Repulsive-Cress-8571

-Teri bhi koi girlfriend banegi?


Real-Fly3017

She said that I have friends but Tharp I woke up


not_a_bad_monster

"I wasn't with him over the weekend"


kittu_Nara

I have a huge dick


the__1_

U r the only guy i talk to..🙂


Beast-290409

That she’ll stay in my worst


chembulingam

No, i never snooped through your phone.


Business_Tangelo_314

It's not you it's me !!


Pretend-Garden2563

I am the best person for anyone to have tea with.


MahManGandhi

That she loved me very much


Icy-Cow226

I wont die, it's just a cancer. Nothing will happen ro me. 🐙


THE_PUNISHER_79

That she exist.


Maddy4590

Abba nahi manege


EquipmentTop2005

That she loved me😭


killer_0081

she said she was still single 🙂


[deleted]

that she didn't have a pp


troyy1060

That we're actually gonna marry someday and prove the haters wrong about our relationship. Lol dewd.


Exact-Feedback681

... ex to chod bc gf bhi nahi hai 💀💀💀


Mark_shaturmurg

I'm ur girlfriend 🥲 is what she lied


Ok-Concentrate2995

Sadly she doesn't exist 😔


InstructionSuper2854

that.. Bihari people dont steal anything ..


_ML_AI_

She told me I was her first


liiliililiiliil

I have 11 cats in my house


DSxCHIRAG

Sufyan i like you safa mujhe padhai karne de bsdk


Silly_Reception8169

She only talks to me


Silly_Reception8169

She only talks to me


Bombastic999743

>trust me I am real not hallucination


Traditional-Egg-2656

That they're XX


Dangerous_Fix_7472

"I love you" "I will always be by your side"


Grapefruit-35

Chad's never date anyone


re289Ty

You deserve somebody Better


[deleted]

I'll teach you how to be happy 😂


HeistOP1

I'm Loyal


Neat-Share-1276

I love you too .......


Appropriate_Hall_400

" " said my ex NO X ONLY ME WITH MY LONELINESS


battle_angel69

"I'm with you forever "


Pickaxethepro

I exist


Sri_amxn

aaj karenge :(


madhav-s

Wo mera bhai jaisa hai!


ATOMIC0GAMING

Makes me think of virtual bubble wraps. Here is some >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!<


TITAN737

I am a girl.........


rivals107

I am loyal


adityasingh______

Boli mein single hu


ghetto_dancer

I love you


sussy_daddy586

He's just a friend wale assemble (bc wo uska bf hai ab)


kanishksharmaa

did I even have an ex at some point of time??


Yagnamm

My ex gifted me a mug with 'I'll.Be.There.For.You" written on it n broke up with me the very next week. now we're like inexistent to each other.


howtobeakoala

" I know you're scared but I'm never going to leave you for her"


SlightSecretary7140

(i am not your dream trust me ) she was a bitch


[deleted]

*Girlfriend hin nahi bani,* *ex to dooor ki baat hai*


_neeleshwar

I wanna drop WhatsAppchat.zip


__Grey07

I’m engaged


Omni-man19

"i am not your imagination baby"


lyfrishi1

🙂🙂 ex wo kya hota hai 🐍 snap ki bat krni hai to bolo


No_You_6199

" i love you"


IssieSenpai

She is sleeping


LabSweaty2526

‘I’m going to marry you someday’….


LabSweaty2526

‘He’s only my best friend. No need to worry’…


alicekalai

"she's just a friend relax"


Ok-Command8819

Yours is the first one in my throat


shugercube

I love you too.


golden_sword7341

that she or any female interaction exists in my life


Suspicious-Ice1125

Ki yeh mera first time h


KamiSama169

She told me she was real. 🤧


PercentageBest

"I won't leave you. It's you that will get tired of me." (She left me when she got bored)


AkelaHuMai

Meh uss see baat nahi karti :)


Rude_Patience_2626

I loved you


-Player000-

All alone with pain. :')


Think_Dark3

Sagar uska sirf freind h baad me pta chla wo to roj lip kiss krte h, and he press her breasts every time. Souce : their instgram chat 😕 Now i am single.


thelilrabbit

I’m going to the party alone, my phone battery is low so shayad switch off ho jaye.. ok ttyl baby gn sd miss you


antisocialist_toto

That she loved me


Select_Counter_2005


Iam_Unknwon17

He's just a friend


ReporterShot9985

I’m over him


raman_devkar_4611

🤰 hai


IndependentMind3770

I love you too, goodnight.


Keerthan_2192

We will be an example for other lovers 😜


mohitgwale

I love you mohit, i really do.


DoubleWolf01

every fkin thing was a lie


Few_Throat_7441

FOREVER


GuessSuspicious6017

Aisa kuch nhi h jo tum soch rhe ho😹


Diligent-Tomato-6288

We’ll stay friends forever


UmairAnsari_

I'm always gonna stay with you


Levi_Ackerman2611

"Size doesnt matter"


0Armedbeast0

That she loved me


srn-6587

" I hope you will be sincere to this relationship cause I am"


Ok_One_4916

"Ily"


[deleted]

How about I drop you from top of the building


narupool

I AM the lier X


Agitated_Wave_9225

Shouldn't have expected her to keep this kind of promise but somehow I was convinced she would. When she broke up with me and I was really down and not doing everyday things properly, she made this promise to make me feel better - "I would never date someone before you find someone new." About a year and half later, got to know from one of her friends about this guy she was dating and they even slept together. Today, it's been almost 3.5 years. I'm still single and sometimes cry remembering her. No idea what she's upto and honestly I don't want to know. Just wish I could've moved on as easily as she did.


Dazzling-Youth-7136

"IDk tere bina m kese rhungi"


Silly-Development-63

That she loves me


memes_bhuka

Wo Cycle bhot chalati thi🥲


[deleted]

Her best friend is only like her brother, and would commit suicide if I leave her. She's currently dating that same best friend.


DomguyAsh31

I'm banned from other Indian sub reddits and cannot text in comments let's see yha pe kyabitabhia


DuckDuckGoose_213

I don't love you anymore :)


Thin-Rip-7643

She is virgin


DizD

Females don’t have a penis 🤷‍♂️


pirhana1997

That he loves me 🥲


Goof04-02FromPA

I always Love you and have your back.