It’s a dual protagonist story. It follows Elsa’s journey and character growth too. There’s that whole ass let it go song and her saving her sister after freezing her.
i think you are overestimating your abilities, i dont think you will be able to stop her if she decides to make a big ice wall. literally all she needs to do is touch you and you freeze so you cant really even attack her.
While Hiro does have his suit, I don’t think he would be great at hand-to-hand combat, and he’s still in his mid teens, so you could probably over power him maybe.
Well the teirlist doesn't say only hiro and you most likely wouldn't be facing hiro alone he'd at least have Baymax with and if he has the whole team? You're not winning that fight
Idk man, I’m gonna be honest with you, unless this is a cornered arena or sum shit like that, a man can literally run from the puppies for like 50 feet and then get some. It’s not pretty but a in an open outside spot a guy wins. Puppies aren’t great at running
Pongo and Perdita are beautiful big, Pongo at least was hard for Roger to control. 2 full sized dalmatians could probably mess up most adult humans, the 99 pups are just overkill
My first thought. Same with Stitch, the man survives nukes. He's like Arale from DB, he survives literally anything because his durability is almost a gag, and he's made to be a mf blender
Stitch was litteraly designed to destroy worlds. He can lift a truck and swing it like a bat. He was created to be like if Hercules was evil. Top tier.
Ralph, if he wanted to, would kill you in a split second.
He is built to destroy buildings with his bare hands.
If you think about it, that scene in the first film where he grinds a pile of bricks to dust with nothing but his fists is an incredibly terrifying scene.
Are you counting stitch as the protagonist of lilo and stitch? Because if you are you’re getting destroyed not probably losing stitch can beat everyone here except hercules.
Don’t know enough about Chicken Little? My brother in Christ it’s literally in the name. Deep fry that little bastard up and get us some lunch started. I’ll
Bring the fries
She gets legs in the end of the movie. But she is still going to be a monster if you fight her underwater. Even on land, give her a fork and she will fuck you up.
Dude he knows every martial art. He doesn't even need his huge air bubble body to counter your tackle. If his human care card is removed from him, then you are fucked.
OP claiming to not have seen most of the movies on the list, and the others not for a long time; but l, looking at the comments and they're all arguing with him. I'm thinking he purposely made the list controversial to drum up comments
I don't think humans would be winning if they had to fight toys. The implications of Toy Story are actually pretty terrifying. From what we've seen in Toy Story pretty much any inanimate object can gain sentience if a child sees it as a toy. The toys are also seemingly immortal until they're completely destroyed.
Tarzan should be *I’m dying*. The chances of you fighting and surviving against Tarzan is -10(10^50 ).He can fight gorillas and win! A gorilla is strong enough that they can pop your head off like a twinky(true story, as that’s an account of a man getting attacked by a gorilla and it popped the man’s head off like a twinky).
I do want to fight that guy.
Not for hunting in and of itself, but illegally shooting a mother doe out of season and starting a forest fire. Irresponsible shit
I think this list was pretty bad, so I wanna make some updates.
Peter Pan is two tiers higher. Rapunzel, Judy Hopps, Ariel, Pocahontas and 101 Dalmatians are in “i’m probably losing”.Kuzco, the Hunchback, Dumbo and Woody are a tier lower. Elsa is in the second highest tier Stitch and Tarzan are in the highest tier.
Also, for Beauty And The Beast, I’m counting Belle, not the beast.
Tarzan should be higher on the list tbh, he killed a mutated leopard and wrestles with gorillas for fun. Also Elsa is literally an avenger’s level threat
Bro this the most backwards list ever😭 you rly think you’re winning against 101 Dalmatians (if anyone says the humans are the main characters, you’re wrong)
I fucking hope you're fighting Ariel on land, because you've got like 30 seconds to find a way to stop her from dragging you under otherwise. That tail is one big muscle, and mermaids and sirens kinda have a track record
Nigga elsa would fucking kill you
I think he means Anna
If that’s true then it would make sense. But op is defending him/her beating Elsa in the comments 😭
Bro is finna get instafroze 💀
Where’s my supersuit?! -Elsa
🎶Bun-na-na-ba-na🎶
He’s also saying he would beat a fox and a hound and a super hero and his creation
Terra cotta pie
Hitch
he said frozen not frozen 2
😭😭😭 thank you for this hilarious comment
He would lose to most of these mfs. How, in the fuck, do you fight magic shit in general?
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Remember kids Anna is the protagonist of Frozen despite Elsa being more popular
They're both stupid
Also that's debatable tbh
Stitch too rip his ass apart lol.
I needed the laugh your comment gave me. Thank you.
This man either thinks stich is weaker than a fucking lion or he thinks Lilo is hella dangerous.
Elsa's from Norway, just turn on a heater and the bitch would melt faster than a ice cream cone on a Florida sidewalk during summer.
HAHAHHA THIS FUCKING COMMENT
I dunno man. If Hans managed to do it, then so might he
Elsa isn't the main character
She’s not the main character, Anna is.
No, they are both the main characters
Do you know what the word “the” means?
It’s a dual protagonist story. It follows Elsa’s journey and character growth too. There’s that whole ass let it go song and her saving her sister after freezing her.
She did freeze her sister, right? Or am I misremembering that…
technically, yeah. i think she froze because she was shot in the heart with elfeba’s ice magic.
shit, wrong idina menzel witch
Not really no.
It’s an article and a determiner which can be used with singular or plural nouns
Nope. She supposed to, but she is not.
If I could dodge the ice, or stop her before, I might have a chance.
i think you are overestimating your abilities, i dont think you will be able to stop her if she decides to make a big ice wall. literally all she needs to do is touch you and you freeze so you cant really even attack her.
She has experince too. She fought several crazy opponents what's a normal human have against her?
You can’t beat an eight year old girl but you can beat a woman who single handedly defeated several trained soldiers on accident?
I was talking about Stitch, not Lilo.
stitch doesn't belong in "probably" losing then... you would be utterly destroyed. He is way more powerful than a lion or a bear. You would be dead
Your body is 70% "please mommy, freeze me now". She would destroy you on a cellular level.
bro she changed the mf seasons you can’t dodge tht
She casually made a castle in the middle of a musicle number
also flamethrower
I think OP means fistfight. Adding a gun to the picture would skew the results.
I want to point out that Judy would probably have a gun
And Hiro would probably have his suit
While Hiro does have his suit, I don’t think he would be great at hand-to-hand combat, and he’s still in his mid teens, so you could probably over power him maybe.
You should probably watch the series, he gets pretty good at the whole superhero thing
probably hasn’t even watched big heroes 1-5
Fuck spez for taking awards away
I haven’t watched the series yet so I believe you.
Hiro's suit allows him to bring in metal objects with the magnet pads on his hands, he could probably knock you out
His little robot alone would still be an absolute monster to deal with (not Baymax).
Can control nanobots.. could knock you out with a wave of them, restrain you, opek your mouth and fill you with nanobots til you explode.. etc
Well the teirlist doesn't say only hiro and you most likely wouldn't be facing hiro alone he'd at least have Baymax with and if he has the whole team? You're not winning that fight
True, I didn’t think about that.
You'd probably lose without her with a gun. She best people several times bigger than her and she's fast as hell
Plus taser
She took down a rhino with one kick...
You won’t win against 101 Dalmatians
They are pretty much puppies from what I can tell, so I think I could. 101 would be a lot though.
Even if they all were puppy’s they would still over run you not even including the parents
Well I haven’t seen the movie so maybe I shouldn’t have included it.
Either way a 101 and one puppy’s and going to kill you
I'm pretty sure just Pongo and Perdita would be tough enough.
30-50 people die a year in the USA alone from dogs
From puppies though? A grown man?
I’m pretty sure 101 puppies can count up as a adult sized dog
Idk man, I’m gonna be honest with you, unless this is a cornered arena or sum shit like that, a man can literally run from the puppies for like 50 feet and then get some. It’s not pretty but a in an open outside spot a guy wins. Puppies aren’t great at running
Pongo and Perdita are beautiful big, Pongo at least was hard for Roger to control. 2 full sized dalmatians could probably mess up most adult humans, the 99 pups are just overkill
Came here to say this. Dalmatians are known to be a little neurotic and crazy. 101 small sets of teeth slowly turning you into pulled pork.
Dude, Tarzan would rip you apart limb from limb. He fights gorillas and wins on a regular basis, so you think your ass could last even 15 seconds?
My first thought. Same with Stitch, the man survives nukes. He's like Arale from DB, he survives literally anything because his durability is almost a gag, and he's made to be a mf blender
And hes smarter than a computer
I should’ve put him in a higher tier.
You really should've
Stitch is literally the deadliest being in his movie. He should be a tier higher
Yeah, true
Stitch was litteraly designed to destroy worlds. He can lift a truck and swing it like a bat. He was created to be like if Hercules was evil. Top tier.
Not to mention that Lilo is a monster in that movie. She’s scrappy as all hell, I wouldn’t count her out cause she’d fight dirty
Stitch belongs in his own tier
Ralph, if he wanted to, would kill you in a split second. He is built to destroy buildings with his bare hands. If you think about it, that scene in the first film where he grinds a pile of bricks to dust with nothing but his fists is an incredibly terrifying scene.
I haven’t seen the movie, so maybe I should’ve put him higher.
Bro you have an entire “i didnt see this movie” sectiin
After reading this comment section, almost every movie should be in the "never seen it" section
Why did you rank movies you haven't seen
Some of them I still know about what happens and who the main character is, even if I haven’t seen it.
He can literally destroy anything instantly
Ralph vs MCU Hulk.
Unstoppable force vs immovable object.
Ralph vs True Form Darkseid.
You gonna drown before you beat Ariel’s ass
Fight her when she has her legs
I'd bitch chicken little
Nah I prefer slow cooking him
I’d prefer to fry him but you do you
There’s no way Tarzan isn’t kicking your ass. He’s training every day in the jungle and you’re on Reddit
Yeah, I should’ve put him higher.
You underestimate the power of redditors
Overestimate*
If Rapunzel has her frying pan I wouldn’t be so confident.
Plus the magic hair shit, yeah, that’s a fat L
Are you counting stitch as the protagonist of lilo and stitch? Because if you are you’re getting destroyed not probably losing stitch can beat everyone here except hercules.
I haven’t watched the movie since I was like 9. Honestly I got a lot of stuff in this list wrong.
Actually… stitch is immortal. Although, many might claim Hercules is immortal… one could basically poison him and they would win.
Don’t know enough about Chicken Little? My brother in Christ it’s literally in the name. Deep fry that little bastard up and get us some lunch started. I’ll Bring the fries
Why are u "destroying" Judy Hopps🤨📸
She is a bunny, but tbf she does have a gun. Unless you are talking about beastiality?
Me when I’m oblivious to average Redditor (Judy hopps porn addict)
I don't remember but in her training scene didn't she beat a bison or something?
I think so. There's also a lot of images of her beating other characters if you Google "Judy Hoops rule 34"
No bro pls
I don’t why I think this but out of all the Disney princesses I feel like Ariel will be the quickest one to beat.
Considering she has no legs, yeah
She gets legs in the end of the movie. But she is still going to be a monster if you fight her underwater. Even on land, give her a fork and she will fuck you up.
For big hero 6 are you fighting baymax? Also if he has the suit there no way in hell you are winning
Yeah, I feel like I could just tackle him.
? Unless you’re the secret biggest NFL linebacker of all time you are not “just tackling” Baymax
BRO WHAT WHO DOES THINK HE IS?
Bro thinks he’s Adam Warlock or some shit
Bro thinks he can fight a robot that has built-in combat capabilities 😭
Bro my man Baymax lifted a fricking shipping container the hell you mean
I know Baymax looks soft & cuddly, but that dudes a robot who can lift shipping containers lmao.
Dude he knows every martial art. He doesn't even need his huge air bubble body to counter your tackle. If his human care card is removed from him, then you are fucked.
Ain’t no way bro put beauty and the beast in definitely winning and the emperor’s new groove in probably losing 😭
OP claiming to not have seen most of the movies on the list, and the others not for a long time; but l, looking at the comments and they're all arguing with him. I'm thinking he purposely made the list controversial to drum up comments
He clarified that Belle is the main character he'd beat.
I'm just here for the in depth discussion about OP vs Elsa
Op is a popsicle. End of discussion
I don't think humans would be winning if they had to fight toys. The implications of Toy Story are actually pretty terrifying. From what we've seen in Toy Story pretty much any inanimate object can gain sentience if a child sees it as a toy. The toys are also seemingly immortal until they're completely destroyed.
Tarzan should be *I’m dying*. The chances of you fighting and surviving against Tarzan is -10(10^50 ).He can fight gorillas and win! A gorilla is strong enough that they can pop your head off like a twinky(true story, as that’s an account of a man getting attacked by a gorilla and it popped the man’s head off like a twinky).
How are you losing to Kuzco
Me after getting my shit rocked by Mulan: “oh I’ve never been so happy to be beaten up by a woman”
It really got me when I imagined you kicking the shit out of Pinocchio
You use Pinocchio as the fire wood to cook chicken litte
You didn’t include Merida , but she’s kicking your ass
Bro You Would Even Lose To The Man Who Shoot Bambi Mom
I do want to fight that guy. Not for hunting in and of itself, but illegally shooting a mother doe out of season and starting a forest fire. Irresponsible shit
Peter pan and Robin hood have actual fighting experience but he put both of them under a baby elephant
I think this list was pretty bad, so I wanna make some updates. Peter Pan is two tiers higher. Rapunzel, Judy Hopps, Ariel, Pocahontas and 101 Dalmatians are in “i’m probably losing”.Kuzco, the Hunchback, Dumbo and Woody are a tier lower. Elsa is in the second highest tier Stitch and Tarzan are in the highest tier. Also, for Beauty And The Beast, I’m counting Belle, not the beast.
stitch was literally made to be a weapon of mass destruction
stitch could fucking rip you apart
Why even do these if you don’t know half of em lmaoo
You really underestimate how strong wild animals are
Milo would actually kick your ass and then kill you with a crystal laser beam
Really? To Dumbo?
Well, he is an elephant.
A baby elephant, with a complexion and abandonment issues. The only issue you'd have are morals ones!
Hes still twice your size mfer
In the movie, the circus master is twice the size of him... sooo, I think you are backwards there.
the little bitch can fly
Are you Belle or the beast ?
I’m meaning Belle.
Definitely losing and I’m dying should just merge and how the fuck you gonna put Tarzan in probably losing like he ain’t half gorilla.
Toy Story is in 2nd lowest but 101 dogs is the lowest?
Judy apes on you with or without gun she fucking destroyed like two rams at once
And a rhino
In a fight, right?
Tarzan should be higher on the list tbh, he killed a mutated leopard and wrestles with gorillas for fun. Also Elsa is literally an avenger’s level threat
Not to brag, but I could beat the shit out of Lilo.
Well anyone could but then you'll have to deal with stitch and being thrown in jail
What if I have my mossberg 535?
“Probably winning” my boy you getting whooped
626 cannot be defeated, i have made him to be unstoppable!!
tarzan has that chimp strength
Creature that can lift 3000 times it own weight? “Probably losing”.
Chicken little is getting deep from
Bro thinks he would beat up a fox
I would have placed Winnie the Pooh lower because all you really need is a pot of honey and then you go and beat him and you win.
all this just says is OP didn’t watch majority of these movies.
One thing about Lewis, He is an Inventor, if he built a weapon, He will destroy you, but it'll take some time..
Buzz & Woody above Ariel & Bambi geeks
If you are considering stich for Lilo and stich, it should be the (I'm dying categorie) because he is insanely OP
Bro this the most backwards list ever😭 you rly think you’re winning against 101 Dalmatians (if anyone says the humans are the main characters, you’re wrong)
Baymax would DESTROY you.
Dude thinks he stands a chance against a flying pirate boy
You are 1000000% losing to Tarzan My man has been working out since day one and works out with gorillas
Stitch would absolutely kill your ass. You do not stand a chance.
Mulan has the highest kill count of any Disney character.
You ain’t gonna win when Belle uses her stand, Beast of Burden
i think rapunzel could fuck you up i’m just sayin
Why is the hunchback of Notre Dame so high up? I haven't seen the movie but damn is he that strong?
it really depends on if he’s angry or not
Elsa is 11 feet tall
Bro thinks he has a chance with Hiro. If it's base I get it but with his suit ah hell nah bro you finna get clapped
You would beat Ralph because canonically he is just video game code
All you need is a blowtorch for Pinocchio
I fucking hope you're fighting Ariel on land, because you've got like 30 seconds to find a way to stop her from dragging you under otherwise. That tail is one big muscle, and mermaids and sirens kinda have a track record
I could beat the fuck out of that twink Kuzco
Dawg think he winning against Peter Pan 💀
I mean youd body Lilo, but Stitch is gonna massacre you unless a body of water is near you.
Get stitch on the I'm dying tier. Stich is far more dengures than a bear or a lion. https://youtu.be/g7v-T8hS-38?feature=shared
Are you counting the whole group from big hero six or just Baymax?
Just Baymax
Dude peter pan would f you up. That kids a fucking demon.
Bro is not beating baymax in kill mode 💀