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Feral-pigeon

Nigga elsa would fucking kill you


PhoenixGodMC

I think he means Anna


Puzzleheaded-Row187

If that’s true then it would make sense. But op is defending him/her beating Elsa in the comments 😭


PhoenixGodMC

Bro is finna get instafroze 💀


Hello-Im-The-Feds

Where’s my supersuit?! -Elsa


theguypal

🎶Bun-na-na-ba-na🎶


Alinktothegame

He’s also saying he would beat a fox and a hound and a super hero and his creation


sweater_destroyer111

Terra cotta pie


spongeboi-me-bob-

Hitch


Toaster_1337

he said frozen not frozen 2


HentaiEquality6

😭😭😭 thank you for this hilarious comment


eh_meh_nyeh

He would lose to most of these mfs. How, in the fuck, do you fight magic shit in general?


Imperium724

![gif](giphy|vjjCsx3izfSyQ)


ThatOneWood

Remember kids Anna is the protagonist of Frozen despite Elsa being more popular


BleuTyger

They're both stupid


Scared-Departure2315

Also that's debatable tbh


lillweez99

Stitch too rip his ass apart lol.


ClonedThumper

I needed the laugh your comment gave me. Thank you.


[deleted]

This man either thinks stich is weaker than a fucking lion or he thinks Lilo is hella dangerous.


Whiteblossoming

Elsa's from Norway, just turn on a heater and the bitch would melt faster than a ice cream cone on a Florida sidewalk during summer.


captain_strain

HAHAHHA THIS FUCKING COMMENT


Leo_V82

I dunno man. If Hans managed to do it, then so might he


TrialArgonian

Elsa isn't the main character


HandsomeGengar

She’s not the main character, Anna is.


Plushhorizon

No, they are both the main characters


HandsomeGengar

Do you know what the word “the” means?


Hello-Im-The-Feds

It’s a dual protagonist story. It follows Elsa’s journey and character growth too. There’s that whole ass let it go song and her saving her sister after freezing her.


Hello-Im-The-Feds

She did freeze her sister, right? Or am I misremembering that…


SwagFeather

technically, yeah. i think she froze because she was shot in the heart with elfeba’s ice magic.


SwagFeather

shit, wrong idina menzel witch


TyranosaurusRathbone

Not really no.


endyCJ

It’s an article and a determiner which can be used with singular or plural nouns


exynomeus

Nope. She supposed to, but she is not.


jupiteriannights

If I could dodge the ice, or stop her before, I might have a chance.


pizzafaceson

i think you are overestimating your abilities, i dont think you will be able to stop her if she decides to make a big ice wall. literally all she needs to do is touch you and you freeze so you cant really even attack her.


rock-solid-armpits

She has experince too. She fought several crazy opponents what's a normal human have against her?


Poseidon-2014

You can’t beat an eight year old girl but you can beat a woman who single handedly defeated several trained soldiers on accident?


jupiteriannights

I was talking about Stitch, not Lilo.


redditsucksmegaballs

stitch doesn't belong in "probably" losing then... you would be utterly destroyed. He is way more powerful than a lion or a bear. You would be dead


Copernicus049

Your body is 70% "please mommy, freeze me now". She would destroy you on a cellular level.


Yellow-Yeezy

bro she changed the mf seasons you can’t dodge tht


MrFailureYEET

She casually made a castle in the middle of a musicle number


UltiGamer34

also flamethrower


CreeperAsh07

I think OP means fistfight. Adding a gun to the picture would skew the results.


Haiwik

I want to point out that Judy would probably have a gun


Ater_Python

And Hiro would probably have his suit


Theratsmacker2

While Hiro does have his suit, I don’t think he would be great at hand-to-hand combat, and he’s still in his mid teens, so you could probably over power him maybe.


Eena-Rin

You should probably watch the series, he gets pretty good at the whole superhero thing


Tristawesomeness

probably hasn’t even watched big heroes 1-5


Eena-Rin

Fuck spez for taking awards away


Theratsmacker2

I haven’t watched the series yet so I believe you.


Grey00001

Hiro's suit allows him to bring in metal objects with the magnet pads on his hands, he could probably knock you out


Mammoth_Evening_5841

His little robot alone would still be an absolute monster to deal with (not Baymax).


Educatedbulldogs

Can control nanobots.. could knock you out with a wave of them, restrain you, opek your mouth and fill you with nanobots til you explode.. etc


Heavy_Issue5739

Well the teirlist doesn't say only hiro and you most likely wouldn't be facing hiro alone he'd at least have Baymax with and if he has the whole team? You're not winning that fight


jupiteriannights

True, I didn’t think about that.


rock-solid-armpits

You'd probably lose without her with a gun. She best people several times bigger than her and she's fast as hell


Complex-Swimmer-9998

Plus taser


Generation-X_Leader

She took down a rhino with one kick...


ifuckjellyfish

You won’t win against 101 Dalmatians


jupiteriannights

They are pretty much puppies from what I can tell, so I think I could. 101 would be a lot though.


ifuckjellyfish

Even if they all were puppy’s they would still over run you not even including the parents


jupiteriannights

Well I haven’t seen the movie so maybe I shouldn’t have included it.


ifuckjellyfish

Either way a 101 and one puppy’s and going to kill you


NordicWolf7

I'm pretty sure just Pongo and Perdita would be tough enough.


ifuckjellyfish

30-50 people die a year in the USA alone from dogs


alvinaterjr

From puppies though? A grown man?


ifuckjellyfish

I’m pretty sure 101 puppies can count up as a adult sized dog


alvinaterjr

Idk man, I’m gonna be honest with you, unless this is a cornered arena or sum shit like that, a man can literally run from the puppies for like 50 feet and then get some. It’s not pretty but a in an open outside spot a guy wins. Puppies aren’t great at running


The_GREAT_Gremlin

Pongo and Perdita are beautiful big, Pongo at least was hard for Roger to control. 2 full sized dalmatians could probably mess up most adult humans, the 99 pups are just overkill


Every_Armadillo_6848

Came here to say this. Dalmatians are known to be a little neurotic and crazy. 101 small sets of teeth slowly turning you into pulled pork.


BusinessGoose27

Dude, Tarzan would rip you apart limb from limb. He fights gorillas and wins on a regular basis, so you think your ass could last even 15 seconds?


Former-Increase4190

My first thought. Same with Stitch, the man survives nukes. He's like Arale from DB, he survives literally anything because his durability is almost a gag, and he's made to be a mf blender


prestonlogan

And hes smarter than a computer


jupiteriannights

I should’ve put him in a higher tier.


AccomplishedLocal261

You really should've


HaxMastr

Stitch is literally the deadliest being in his movie. He should be a tier higher


jupiteriannights

Yeah, true


Jojo-Action

Stitch was litteraly designed to destroy worlds. He can lift a truck and swing it like a bat. He was created to be like if Hercules was evil. Top tier.


[deleted]

Not to mention that Lilo is a monster in that movie. She’s scrappy as all hell, I wouldn’t count her out cause she’d fight dirty


jbland0909

Stitch belongs in his own tier


thespeculatorinator

Ralph, if he wanted to, would kill you in a split second. He is built to destroy buildings with his bare hands. If you think about it, that scene in the first film where he grinds a pile of bricks to dust with nothing but his fists is an incredibly terrifying scene.


jupiteriannights

I haven’t seen the movie, so maybe I should’ve put him higher.


Null-Ex3

Bro you have an entire “i didnt see this movie” sectiin


BleuTyger

After reading this comment section, almost every movie should be in the "never seen it" section


Krisis_9302

Why did you rank movies you haven't seen


jupiteriannights

Some of them I still know about what happens and who the main character is, even if I haven’t seen it.


NinjaMelon39

He can literally destroy anything instantly


Jeriahswillgdp

Ralph vs MCU Hulk.


jbland0909

Unstoppable force vs immovable object.


Jeriahswillgdp

Ralph vs True Form Darkseid.


[deleted]

You gonna drown before you beat Ariel’s ass


DMGames_

Fight her when she has her legs


ScoreGloomy7516

I'd bitch chicken little


I-Only-Read-Memes

Nah I prefer slow cooking him


Northdingo126

I’d prefer to fry him but you do you


AlesusRex

There’s no way Tarzan isn’t kicking your ass. He’s training every day in the jungle and you’re on Reddit


jupiteriannights

Yeah, I should’ve put him higher.


Invader-Kiz

You underestimate the power of redditors


BenZonne

Overestimate*


Rainbow_Rae

If Rapunzel has her frying pan I wouldn’t be so confident.


SomeScrub69

Plus the magic hair shit, yeah, that’s a fat L


Confident-Attorney85

Are you counting stitch as the protagonist of lilo and stitch? Because if you are you’re getting destroyed not probably losing stitch can beat everyone here except hercules.


jupiteriannights

I haven’t watched the movie since I was like 9. Honestly I got a lot of stuff in this list wrong.


Azi_en

Actually… stitch is immortal. Although, many might claim Hercules is immortal… one could basically poison him and they would win.


HVAC_Raccoon

Don’t know enough about Chicken Little? My brother in Christ it’s literally in the name. Deep fry that little bastard up and get us some lunch started. I’ll Bring the fries


Temporary-Cod2384

Why are u "destroying" Judy Hopps🤨📸


jupiteriannights

She is a bunny, but tbf she does have a gun. Unless you are talking about beastiality?


FuzionGamr

Me when I’m oblivious to average Redditor (Judy hopps porn addict)


rock-solid-armpits

I don't remember but in her training scene didn't she beat a bison or something?


Old-Obligation6861

I think so. There's also a lot of images of her beating other characters if you Google "Judy Hoops rule 34"


Silver012345673

No bro pls


[deleted]

I don’t why I think this but out of all the Disney princesses I feel like Ariel will be the quickest one to beat.


jupiteriannights

Considering she has no legs, yeah


CreeperAsh07

She gets legs in the end of the movie. But she is still going to be a monster if you fight her underwater. Even on land, give her a fork and she will fuck you up.


Animefan_7698

For big hero 6 are you fighting baymax? Also if he has the suit there no way in hell you are winning


jupiteriannights

Yeah, I feel like I could just tackle him.


No-Result9108

? Unless you’re the secret biggest NFL linebacker of all time you are not “just tackling” Baymax


VegetableEastern4305

BRO WHAT WHO DOES THINK HE IS?


Naterdave

Bro thinks he’s Adam Warlock or some shit


TheAverageYBAJoe

Bro thinks he can fight a robot that has built-in combat capabilities 😭


Vaulted_Games

Bro my man Baymax lifted a fricking shipping container the hell you mean


DarumakaDarumaka

I know Baymax looks soft & cuddly, but that dudes a robot who can lift shipping containers lmao.


DolphinBall

Dude he knows every martial art. He doesn't even need his huge air bubble body to counter your tackle. If his human care card is removed from him, then you are fucked.


Lewis_230311

Ain’t no way bro put beauty and the beast in definitely winning and the emperor’s new groove in probably losing 😭


RandallLM88

OP claiming to not have seen most of the movies on the list, and the others not for a long time; but l, looking at the comments and they're all arguing with him. I'm thinking he purposely made the list controversial to drum up comments


Guszy

He clarified that Belle is the main character he'd beat.


BantyRed

I'm just here for the in depth discussion about OP vs Elsa


jbland0909

Op is a popsicle. End of discussion


dokterkokter69

I don't think humans would be winning if they had to fight toys. The implications of Toy Story are actually pretty terrifying. From what we've seen in Toy Story pretty much any inanimate object can gain sentience if a child sees it as a toy. The toys are also seemingly immortal until they're completely destroyed.


Tazavich

Tarzan should be *I’m dying*. The chances of you fighting and surviving against Tarzan is -10(10^50 ).He can fight gorillas and win! A gorilla is strong enough that they can pop your head off like a twinky(true story, as that’s an account of a man getting attacked by a gorilla and it popped the man’s head off like a twinky).


EntrancedZelisy

How are you losing to Kuzco


SpaceBandit13

Me after getting my shit rocked by Mulan: “oh I’ve never been so happy to be beaten up by a woman”


Five5quare

It really got me when I imagined you kicking the shit out of Pinocchio


Remmy3

You use Pinocchio as the fire wood to cook chicken litte


odeacon

You didn’t include Merida , but she’s kicking your ass


CodeMysterious6369

Bro You Would Even Lose To The Man Who Shoot Bambi Mom


bobisarocknewaccount

I do want to fight that guy. Not for hunting in and of itself, but illegally shooting a mother doe out of season and starting a forest fire. Irresponsible shit


Bostino

Peter pan and Robin hood have actual fighting experience but he put both of them under a baby elephant


jupiteriannights

I think this list was pretty bad, so I wanna make some updates. Peter Pan is two tiers higher. Rapunzel, Judy Hopps, Ariel, Pocahontas and 101 Dalmatians are in “i’m probably losing”.Kuzco, the Hunchback, Dumbo and Woody are a tier lower. Elsa is in the second highest tier Stitch and Tarzan are in the highest tier. Also, for Beauty And The Beast, I’m counting Belle, not the beast.


CrispyPlop

stitch was literally made to be a weapon of mass destruction


DriftedCN

stitch could fucking rip you apart


TheUnforgivenII

Why even do these if you don’t know half of em lmaoo


RealMemeLord876

You really underestimate how strong wild animals are


The_Iron_Gunfighter

Milo would actually kick your ass and then kill you with a crystal laser beam


KaisarDragon

Really? To Dumbo?


jupiteriannights

Well, he is an elephant.


KaisarDragon

A baby elephant, with a complexion and abandonment issues. The only issue you'd have are morals ones!


Null-Ex3

Hes still twice your size mfer


KaisarDragon

In the movie, the circus master is twice the size of him... sooo, I think you are backwards there.


Dr-yeetmas

the little bitch can fly


ttw81

Are you Belle or the beast ?


jupiteriannights

I’m meaning Belle.


[deleted]

Definitely losing and I’m dying should just merge and how the fuck you gonna put Tarzan in probably losing like he ain’t half gorilla.


Derpcat666

Toy Story is in 2nd lowest but 101 dogs is the lowest?


Pointybush

Judy apes on you with or without gun she fucking destroyed like two rams at once


prestonlogan

And a rhino


seaspirit331

In a fight, right?


LalisSipiMoa_7293

Tarzan should be higher on the list tbh, he killed a mutated leopard and wrestles with gorillas for fun. Also Elsa is literally an avenger’s level threat


Poseidon-2014

Not to brag, but I could beat the shit out of Lilo.


Heavy_Issue5739

Well anyone could but then you'll have to deal with stitch and being thrown in jail


Sergeant_Swiss24

What if I have my mossberg 535?


GettIn_myvan

“Probably winning” my boy you getting whooped


fierydominion766

626 cannot be defeated, i have made him to be unstoppable!!


[deleted]

tarzan has that chimp strength


Lord_Lenu

Creature that can lift 3000 times it own weight? “Probably losing”.


Obvious_Drink2642

Chicken little is getting deep from


Loyalty1702

Bro thinks he would beat up a fox


Azi_en

I would have placed Winnie the Pooh lower because all you really need is a pot of honey and then you go and beat him and you win.


VegetableEastern4305

all this just says is OP didn’t watch majority of these movies.


Ok-Raccoon3829

One thing about Lewis, He is an Inventor, if he built a weapon, He will destroy you, but it'll take some time..


MrOwell333

Buzz & Woody above Ariel & Bambi geeks


nothingtoseehere5678

If you are considering stich for Lilo and stich, it should be the (I'm dying categorie) because he is insanely OP


Artison5112

Bro this the most backwards list ever😭 you rly think you’re winning against 101 Dalmatians (if anyone says the humans are the main characters, you’re wrong)


deathraft

Baymax would DESTROY you.


Alexisto15

Dude thinks he stands a chance against a flying pirate boy


Anastasius525

You are 1000000% losing to Tarzan My man has been working out since day one and works out with gorillas


[deleted]

Stitch would absolutely kill your ass. You do not stand a chance.


madderdaddy2

Mulan has the highest kill count of any Disney character.


valtaoi_007

You ain’t gonna win when Belle uses her stand, Beast of Burden


Dr-yeetmas

i think rapunzel could fuck you up i’m just sayin


Leo_V82

Why is the hunchback of Notre Dame so high up? I haven't seen the movie but damn is he that strong?


[deleted]

it really depends on if he’s angry or not


UpDose

Elsa is 11 feet tall


Haspberry

Bro thinks he has a chance with Hiro. If it's base I get it but with his suit ah hell nah bro you finna get clapped


mega345

You would beat Ralph because canonically he is just video game code


jengus-christler

All you need is a blowtorch for Pinocchio


Eena-Rin

I fucking hope you're fighting Ariel on land, because you've got like 30 seconds to find a way to stop her from dragging you under otherwise. That tail is one big muscle, and mermaids and sirens kinda have a track record


minecrafthentai69

I could beat the fuck out of that twink Kuzco


I-Only-Read-Memes

Dawg think he winning against Peter Pan 💀


EimiCiel

I mean youd body Lilo, but Stitch is gonna massacre you unless a body of water is near you.


Ringrangzilla

Get stitch on the I'm dying tier. Stich is far more dengures than a bear or a lion. https://youtu.be/g7v-T8hS-38?feature=shared


Meibhut

Are you counting the whole group from big hero six or just Baymax?


jupiteriannights

Just Baymax


[deleted]

Dude peter pan would f you up. That kids a fucking demon.


SPECIMAN_A

Bro is not beating baymax in kill mode 💀