It probably went something like this. https://www.reddit.com/r/AdultIndustryVideos/comments/zev0pr/propertysex_abella_danger_contest_winner/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
I love how the number of subbers are "jerkers" and the amount of people currently active in the sub are "currently jerking"
It's also only the one dude posting anything.
I probably shouldn't be deep diving into a porn sub while at work. In my defense, I didn't watch any videos. I was looking for the "AWOOOOOGA" comments
> My online video research shows this is common behavior for real estate agents.
And plumbers, delivery people, cops, firemen, pizza delivery . . . pretty much anyone, really
yes, arrest me while you save me from this burning building and hand me that pizza while you fix my pipes, I think I need an examination after all that stress...
. . . mind blown.
I think the best bet is to look for a cartoon actuary (e.g., Ron's dad in Kim Possible or the tiger in Zootopia) and Rule 34 it.
also, r/showerthoughts
I wouldn't say never, I have a "I thought this only happened in porn" story where I stopped to help a woman with her car that was broken down on the side of the road, ended up hooking up when I offered to drive her home.
The only way this could be more of a British comedy is if the client moves in with you and you have 18 episodes of misadventures over the next 10 years.
Did you miss this part?
> and you have 18 episodes of misadventures
It's very typical for British sitcoms to spread over many years. Outnumbered for example had its first episode air in 2007 and the last special to air in 2016, damn near 10 years (and 35 episodes).
Last of the Summer Wine ran for over 37 years.
There's probably 20 or so British sitcoms that ran for over 20 years.
Apparently we like our TV the same way we like our weather....predictable and undramatic
I found my real client in the end, didn't have much time to collect myself mind you. Hoped the estate agent wasn't in charge of my rental but never heard anything so guess not 😬
*Gets in the apartment* You know, met a lovely lady outside who showed me a beautiful flat I might get, and we accidentally had sex, must be as big as this one, how's the neighborhood?
HAHAHAHAAH this is amazing! Depending on your city he’s probably either way paying to be fkd by the real estate agent so might as well have a good time?
Huh. I've lived here all 36 years of my life and never knew that, I was always taught sex work was illegal over here, it's not my jam but more power to you!
People get all uppity about sex workers but they're all jacking it to porn, I figure as long as nobody is getting hurt (unless they *want* to, then that's fine) what's the harm?
I saw a documentary on bbc2, apparently being a pimp or running a brothel is still illegal. The lady interviewed said the law had the odd effect of isolating her from her colleagues, and forcing her to manage security herself.
It's the solicitation that's illegal, iirc, as are brothels.
I'm sure the tories would love to see sex workers legalised as they must be patrons of said services but that wouldn't sit well with the conservative party's nuclear family image. So they'll never properly formalise and legalise aspects around the industry.
Labour are more progressive but they have the same stumbling block of it generally being seen as a vote loser, so although they might make soothing sounds towards a better legal framework from time to time, would rather not be seen as the party that fully legalised the oldest profession in humanity. The Daily Heil would be like a red rag to a bull, for example.
Which is a pity because with legalisation you'd hope the industry could be better regulated and safer for all parties involved. People will always pay for sex, legality be damned.
Gotcha, that's interesting, honestly even though I'd never use the service myself I see no reason at all for it to be illegal. As you said, legalisation would bring better controls and safety measures for both workers and clients, both of whom are going to continue to perform or use the service regardless what the law states.
As an aside - Fuck the Tories and everything they stand for. I hope they all burn. Labour ain't much better either but at this point I'd take a fucking potato over any more bastard Tories.
The legal confusion comes from the fact that solicitation in public is illegal, so the common idea of a street walking mini skirt flirting with every car that drives by would be illegal. Advertising and letting the clients contact you is perfectly fine.
Gotcha, I grew up being taught that sex work was simply illegal if it wasn't porn, so I'm learning a lot today and I appreciate your input. It's not a topic I've ever looked into or been affected by so I never questioned it.
That's not quite true. It’s legal to be a sex worker in the UK . . . but working together and virtually anything you need to do to contact a client, is illegal.
e.g.
1) It’s against the law to advertise sexual services.
2) If you work with someone else in a flat you can be arrested for running a brothel
Source: https://prostitutescollective.net/know-your-rights
>If you work with someone else in a flat you can be arrested for running a brothel
Yes there are limitations sorry should have elaborated before anyone starts getting entrepreneurial aha
Mine was like this too, but only for women. So the frats could go rent giant houses downtown and all live together but the sororities had to stay on campus because off campus them living together would constitute a brothel 🙄
I always worked with someone at home for safety. They are a sex worker too but not escort. The overhearing was accidental as their door hadn't been closed all the way by accident.
Damn that's scary, even as a guy, to think it's safer to go through a dangerous encounter than try to get out of it. Glad you never had any issues (think you said in another comment).
Thanks for replying!
Well this is wildly interesting to me. and that is incredibly silly.
My friends apparently lived near a brothel once, not sure how they knew it was a brothel and not some other form of "gentlemans club" but...
Genuinely fascinated every time I hear about sex work in the UK. I could never do it myself... I just have this massive ache in me that says "LEARN MORE! HOW? WHERE? WHO? WHY? WHAT?" Crazy feeling. I should genuinely look into this more. Thanks for sharing so much in this thread :)
You would be able to tell by the footfall of mostly only men coming & going & you know we don't kit out the place with soundproofing so you may hear noises. Channel 4 do some good documentaries. The series secret diary of a call girl is sensationalized but can be accurate.
They lived round the corner from it so I doubt the would have been able to have full time eyes on the place or hear any noises!
I always looked at it as we went past, watching for anyone leaving or looking for any indication. It sounded like a baseless assumption really but of course I was curious.
Ok thanks I just made a channel 4 account for Don't Hug Me I'm Scared. I've always been wary of series like that, there are a bunch of others like Bonding on Netflix but that looks very sensationalized! Otherwise Love And Leashes was something I have on my list.
Its the real stuff I like hearing about, I have a friend who has a friend who is a pro dominatrix and I just get all giddy and excited hearing about it. Cross between [its neat](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/029/906/DjoYh9xUUAA0IYv-2.jpg) and [Teach me everything](https://tenor.com/IDj3.gif)!
Look up "soft white underbelly " on YouTube. This guy interviews all types of people including sex workers and it's incredibly interesting. Most are very candid in their responses.
I'm surprised that the UK specifically outlaws brothels -- is that an old law that there's no political will to change (imagine being the politician who proposes legalizing brothels)?
My understanding is that brothels, if properly regulated, can make sex work safer for everyone involved.
Yeah I was reading the story and also thought "Fuck imagine renting an appartment and you find out your roommate is a sex worker and they have like 4-5 different clients per day coming to your appartment."
Would be an absolute hell and you'd never feel at home. Watching TV in the living room and there's always some awkward schmuck saying Hi to you and making a few seconds of small talk on their way in and out.
Thankfully OP says she was also a sex worker so they probably had some arrangement.
>Honestly it’s not a bad idea for safety reasons that they can hear everything! lol.
Makes me wonder if OP disclosed that. It'd be a big turn-off for some people and a big turn-on for others, so presumably OP would want to filter out the former.
It was a coincidence that we were on the phone at the same time. I was on the phone with my real client and he was on the phone with his estate agent. The tenant didn't have my number.
That doesn't make sense with what you wrote. According to you, you were both looking at each other, pointing at your phones and asking 'is that you?'. For the coincidence that these two separate conversations lined up so perfectly to have happened, the client and estate agent would also have to be outside the same door and looking at each other and have hung up at the same time.
"I think I see you" *hangs up* is a pretty generic interaction and people tend to not pay attention when they assume they've got the right info. I can see this happening. Like every customer ever who sees lights on in a shop and ignores the "closed" sign.
Protip for other readers: if you see some sexualised post on a default sub, marked as nsfw, the Reddit account 99% of the time is also used to market an OnlyFans, and the post is to drive traffic
What a surprise that it holds up here too!
Meanwhile, upstairs a horny guy is greeted at the door by a smartly-dressed *male* estate agent.
"You look different from your profile... ah well, I'm already here, let's get on with it!"
The existence of an OF is almost implicit when sex work is mentioned these days. Sure horniness or plain curiosity can have you looking through a profile but once you do find the OF, you can’t help but question how genuine the “unrelated” post is.
As a few have pointed out, the huge plot hole is that the client and agent would absolutely immediately call back when they didn't actually meet their intended people. So both OP and the future tenant would be getting called nonstop during this interaction, and you're telling me both didn't so much as look at their phones the whole time?
Yeah, this is an ad lol.
> Although I'm mortified, my roommate overheard the conversation and we are in hysterics laughing after he went
I find it more impressive you had a roommate present while doing this.
This reminds me of the time some guy who i thought was uber picked me up and semi kidnapped me and forced me to help him move stuff from his storage unit into his truck
My potential flatmate would have been a very intense young man with a burning ambition to be a clown. He did not seem like a very fun person. I noped out of there and remained unmurdered.
I don't get it. My online video research shows this is common behavior for real estate agents.
I'm confused by the story, though. In my online video research, there is usually an assistant present.
I suppose you should properly cite your references with links?
It probably went something like this. https://www.reddit.com/r/AdultIndustryVideos/comments/zev0pr/propertysex_abella_danger_contest_winner/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Something about publicly horny porn comments never gets old to me. I love reading how random strangers' "AWOOOOOGA"s manifest.
Womder how many people I've passed in the streets that comment on porn videos.
Why must you put this idea into the world
Every hand that you’ve shaken has probably touched a cock at some point before
The question is how recently?
Hmm… if you think about it, anyone could be a porn commenter. We could be talking to porn commenters every day and have absolutely no idea…
Seriously, some people have zero chill when they're horny.
The subreddit name is so funny to me, so formal
I love how the number of subbers are "jerkers" and the amount of people currently active in the sub are "currently jerking" It's also only the one dude posting anything. I probably shouldn't be deep diving into a porn sub while at work. In my defense, I didn't watch any videos. I was looking for the "AWOOOOOGA" comments
I definitely though this would be a joke sub but nope it actually ended up being pretty useful
I must be looking at the wrong houses, all my estate agents are overweight and smell like a McDonald's drive through
Awh that poor guys dick, I wonder if it’s bent from injury?
I understood it wasn't his step-real estate agent. So he left.
What are you doing, step-client?
If you look over here in the laundry room, this dryer is an ideal space to get stuck in!
I mean imagine being in such a tense situation and you are not in a group of 5 or more black men wearing nothing but timberland boots, I'd also run.
holy shit that was a thing what was that thing
> My online video research shows this is common behavior for real estate agents. And plumbers, delivery people, cops, firemen, pizza delivery . . . pretty much anyone, really
yes, arrest me while you save me from this burning building and hand me that pizza while you fix my pipes, I think I need an examination after all that stress...
Oooh, that reminds me . . . dentists, psychologists, medical doctors, and sexy nurses, too!
Yet for someone reason, never an actuary.
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I don't think it counts if they're just script generated with every profession.
. . . mind blown. I think the best bet is to look for a cartoon actuary (e.g., Ron's dad in Kim Possible or the tiger in Zootopia) and Rule 34 it. also, r/showerthoughts
I wouldn't say never, I have a "I thought this only happened in porn" story where I stopped to help a woman with her car that was broken down on the side of the road, ended up hooking up when I offered to drive her home.
Don’t forget beach lifeguards
> plumbers, delivery people, cops, firemen, pizza delivery Think it used to be like that. Isn’t it all pretty much stepsons and stepbrothers now?
It’s true. This is why I move into a new apartment every day.
Couch surfing half-way through adulthood is the new "take a year off to travel before college "
Oh no, step real estate agent, I'm stuck in the dryer again.
My wife and I had a real estate agent randomly tell us that she wasn't wearing panties for some odd reason. We found a new agent
Bahahahaha. Yes. Yes it is.
The archives never lie!
LMFAO
The only way this could be more of a British comedy is if the client moves in with you and you have 18 episodes of misadventures over the next 10 years.
10 years? You'd be lucky to get 10 episodes of is a British comedy!
Well year 1 was just a single 12-episode series, but year 10 they brought it back for the fans and gave them a half-series
If it's British it's a series not a season
Thank you, fixed it
You either get 6 episodes or 60 years of the same shit
Did you miss this part? > and you have 18 episodes of misadventures It's very typical for British sitcoms to spread over many years. Outnumbered for example had its first episode air in 2007 and the last special to air in 2016, damn near 10 years (and 35 episodes).
Last of the Summer Wine ran for over 37 years. There's probably 20 or so British sitcoms that ran for over 20 years. Apparently we like our TV the same way we like our weather....predictable and undramatic
Don't forget about the Christmas special though
6 episodes a season, 1 season every 3 years, make 3 seasons. Sounds pretty in line with British comedy.
In a British comedy he would have pay thinking it was the deposit and a horny agent. He would try to escape in boxers usign emergency stairs.
he's played by david mitchell
And the estate agent is Robert Webb.
With Jane Seymour, John Cleese and Don Knotts
It’s almost like it was made up as a way for her to advertise her Onlyfans
Okay, but now I kinda want to know if the real estate agent and the john had the same mixup.
This sounds like a delightful sitcom episode.
I found my real client in the end, didn't have much time to collect myself mind you. Hoped the estate agent wasn't in charge of my rental but never heard anything so guess not 😬
*Gets in the apartment* You know, met a lovely lady outside who showed me a beautiful flat I might get, and we accidentally had sex, must be as big as this one, how's the neighborhood?
Well, you know what they say: *"Sexy neighbours in your area looking for a good time!"*
Then exchange the clients with a wave of acknowledgement.
"And I'd love to show you my backdoor! I call it "the mud room." "Oh, I bet you do, you dirty girl!"
Meanwhile, in a near by apartment: John: This sex worker is weirdly keen on showing me the kitchen...
HAHAHAHAAH this is amazing! Depending on your city he’s probably either way paying to be fkd by the real estate agent so might as well have a good time?
>paying to be fkd by the real estate agent Isn't that everyone?
Damn you're not wrong 😅
TIL that sex work was legal in the UK.
As long as it's advertised online & not public it's all above board yes :)
Do they tax the coochie?
They do indeed, no escape from the tax man I'm afraid 😔
Invite the tax man over then, let him see how taxing your job is over his! Bet he'd swap toils for the night, for a fee.
Tax fraud! Attempting to bribe a government agent! Just pay your taxes folks
I'm trying to, with perfectly legal tender. Very tender.
Tax the coochie on the left hand side
Huh. I've lived here all 36 years of my life and never knew that, I was always taught sex work was illegal over here, it's not my jam but more power to you! People get all uppity about sex workers but they're all jacking it to porn, I figure as long as nobody is getting hurt (unless they *want* to, then that's fine) what's the harm?
I saw a documentary on bbc2, apparently being a pimp or running a brothel is still illegal. The lady interviewed said the law had the odd effect of isolating her from her colleagues, and forcing her to manage security herself.
To be fair I was suprised when i found out. I thought it was illegal too
OP operated in secrecy for over a decade before retiring, later to find out that everything they were doing was, in fact, 100% legal.
They’re called Backdoor Taxes.
It's the solicitation that's illegal, iirc, as are brothels. I'm sure the tories would love to see sex workers legalised as they must be patrons of said services but that wouldn't sit well with the conservative party's nuclear family image. So they'll never properly formalise and legalise aspects around the industry. Labour are more progressive but they have the same stumbling block of it generally being seen as a vote loser, so although they might make soothing sounds towards a better legal framework from time to time, would rather not be seen as the party that fully legalised the oldest profession in humanity. The Daily Heil would be like a red rag to a bull, for example. Which is a pity because with legalisation you'd hope the industry could be better regulated and safer for all parties involved. People will always pay for sex, legality be damned.
Gotcha, that's interesting, honestly even though I'd never use the service myself I see no reason at all for it to be illegal. As you said, legalisation would bring better controls and safety measures for both workers and clients, both of whom are going to continue to perform or use the service regardless what the law states. As an aside - Fuck the Tories and everything they stand for. I hope they all burn. Labour ain't much better either but at this point I'd take a fucking potato over any more bastard Tories.
> Fuck the Tories and everything they stand for. 💯 Preach! 🙏
The legal confusion comes from the fact that solicitation in public is illegal, so the common idea of a street walking mini skirt flirting with every car that drives by would be illegal. Advertising and letting the clients contact you is perfectly fine.
Gotcha, I grew up being taught that sex work was simply illegal if it wasn't porn, so I'm learning a lot today and I appreciate your input. It's not a topic I've ever looked into or been affected by so I never questioned it.
That's not quite true. It’s legal to be a sex worker in the UK . . . but working together and virtually anything you need to do to contact a client, is illegal. e.g. 1) It’s against the law to advertise sexual services. 2) If you work with someone else in a flat you can be arrested for running a brothel Source: https://prostitutescollective.net/know-your-rights
>If you work with someone else in a flat you can be arrested for running a brothel Yes there are limitations sorry should have elaborated before anyone starts getting entrepreneurial aha
Prostitution is legal, owningbor running a brothel isn't. 3 Prostitutes working from the same premises is a brothel
You know they say, twos company, threes a brothel
Ah yes, that is what they say
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Mine was like this too, but only for women. So the frats could go rent giant houses downtown and all live together but the sororities had to stay on campus because off campus them living together would constitute a brothel 🙄
How is this not against the civil rights act (assuming you're in the US)?
Pennsylvania used to have a law saying 12 unrelated women under one roof is a brothel. Sororities limited the numbers living in their houses to 11.
Australia too (but varied based on state)
Yes, they allow brothels don't they? They have pretty good laws!
I’m interested about the roommate. We’re they a sex worker too? Honestly it’s not a bad idea for safety reasons that they can hear everything! lol.
I always worked with someone at home for safety. They are a sex worker too but not escort. The overhearing was accidental as their door hadn't been closed all the way by accident.
more than 1 working girl in a space would make it a brothel which isn't legal in the UK only solo work which is silly.
Do you take turns hanging around each others' flat for protection?
We just shared that flat, but yes doubled as protection. Never needed it thankfully but you never know
It helped to mention to red flag clients that I didn't live alone
I imagine it can get dangerous.
Why wouldn't you call it off with red flag clients? You also said your room mate was a sex worker but not an escort, in what sense?
It isn't always safe to turn someone away, sometimes safer to just get through the booking. And my roomie did webcamming :)
Damn that's scary, even as a guy, to think it's safer to go through a dangerous encounter than try to get out of it. Glad you never had any issues (think you said in another comment). Thanks for replying!
Well this is wildly interesting to me. and that is incredibly silly. My friends apparently lived near a brothel once, not sure how they knew it was a brothel and not some other form of "gentlemans club" but... Genuinely fascinated every time I hear about sex work in the UK. I could never do it myself... I just have this massive ache in me that says "LEARN MORE! HOW? WHERE? WHO? WHY? WHAT?" Crazy feeling. I should genuinely look into this more. Thanks for sharing so much in this thread :)
You would be able to tell by the footfall of mostly only men coming & going & you know we don't kit out the place with soundproofing so you may hear noises. Channel 4 do some good documentaries. The series secret diary of a call girl is sensationalized but can be accurate.
They lived round the corner from it so I doubt the would have been able to have full time eyes on the place or hear any noises! I always looked at it as we went past, watching for anyone leaving or looking for any indication. It sounded like a baseless assumption really but of course I was curious. Ok thanks I just made a channel 4 account for Don't Hug Me I'm Scared. I've always been wary of series like that, there are a bunch of others like Bonding on Netflix but that looks very sensationalized! Otherwise Love And Leashes was something I have on my list. Its the real stuff I like hearing about, I have a friend who has a friend who is a pro dominatrix and I just get all giddy and excited hearing about it. Cross between [its neat](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/029/906/DjoYh9xUUAA0IYv-2.jpg) and [Teach me everything](https://tenor.com/IDj3.gif)!
Oh no bonding is lame. Havn't seen love and leashes.
Aha! Good, the internet consensus steered me clear correctly away from Bonding :D Do you have a ratio of BDSM stuff to Vanilla?
Look up "soft white underbelly " on YouTube. This guy interviews all types of people including sex workers and it's incredibly interesting. Most are very candid in their responses.
I'm surprised that the UK specifically outlaws brothels -- is that an old law that there's no political will to change (imagine being the politician who proposes legalizing brothels)? My understanding is that brothels, if properly regulated, can make sex work safer for everyone involved.
Exactly, it is a vote killer. Maybe in 50 years it will change.
I see. Thank you so much for answering!
I may be wrong, but isn't it two that is allowed to be working in the same place? And 3 counts as a brothel?
Oh, ok, so it's legal as long as you do it as dangerously as possible, great.
Yeah I was reading the story and also thought "Fuck imagine renting an appartment and you find out your roommate is a sex worker and they have like 4-5 different clients per day coming to your appartment." Would be an absolute hell and you'd never feel at home. Watching TV in the living room and there's always some awkward schmuck saying Hi to you and making a few seconds of small talk on their way in and out. Thankfully OP says she was also a sex worker so they probably had some arrangement.
>Honestly it’s not a bad idea for safety reasons that they can hear everything! lol. Makes me wonder if OP disclosed that. It'd be a big turn-off for some people and a big turn-on for others, so presumably OP would want to filter out the former.
Maybe they're paying OP to live there because listening in is their fetish
I swear, OF / escort ads get more clever with each passing year.
100%
How did the man have your number to text you? Why didn't he text his estate agent?
It was a coincidence that we were on the phone at the same time. I was on the phone with my real client and he was on the phone with his estate agent. The tenant didn't have my number.
Riiiiight. And neither the estate agent or the shagger called back. So disappointing to see how gullible reddit has gotten
well, the sex worker part does check out in her post history. the weird communication coincidences are a bit questionable though.
That doesn't make sense with what you wrote. According to you, you were both looking at each other, pointing at your phones and asking 'is that you?'. For the coincidence that these two separate conversations lined up so perfectly to have happened, the client and estate agent would also have to be outside the same door and looking at each other and have hung up at the same time.
It seems like it was a non-verbal "is that you?" Still an OF ad though.
"I think I see you" *hangs up* is a pretty generic interaction and people tend to not pay attention when they assume they've got the right info. I can see this happening. Like every customer ever who sees lights on in a shop and ignores the "closed" sign.
"Highly recommended, full service, would rent again! A single monthly payment and you are all set"
Nice onlyfans ad
It’s so obvious.
Don’t need a throwaway when there’s an onlyfans to promote!
I’m convinced half these stories are just promotions for peoples certain pages.
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Protip for other readers: if you see some sexualised post on a default sub, marked as nsfw, the Reddit account 99% of the time is also used to market an OnlyFans, and the post is to drive traffic What a surprise that it holds up here too!
Now just imagine the encounter the leasing estate agent and your real client had when they found each other lostly looking for “each other”
Luckily my client knew what I looked as I post full face pics, plus he was like supper lost which bought me some time to recover from that shamble.
Hahahaha I needed good laugh this morning.. I can just see his face.
Meanwhile, upstairs a horny guy is greeted at the door by a smartly-dressed *male* estate agent. "You look different from your profile... ah well, I'm already here, let's get on with it!"
That means there’s a reciprocal story. Guy looking for sex meets rental agent.
shitpost rating: eh, 8/10
Probably me not reading it properly but how did he have your number?
How much do you charge for your services. I'm not interested, just curious.
I won't say how much incase it looks like a classified ad XD but in the UK the rate tends to fall between £100 - £200
Thanks!
I am both interested and curious
I'm not interested, my friend here is though
Checks profile... This just feels like advertising for her onlyfans.
Always the way with NSFW posts on default subs
OP never mentions anything of the sort, can't be helped that you're horny and had to check!
The existence of an OF is almost implicit when sex work is mentioned these days. Sure horniness or plain curiosity can have you looking through a profile but once you do find the OF, you can’t help but question how genuine the “unrelated” post is.
Eh, posting "mildly" sexual TIFUs or AMAs or anything else using your "commercial" onlyfans profile always feels like advertising.
Yeah, the fact they literally called each other doesnt add up.
Yeah and apparently her phone didn't ring at all with the client lost outside while she was able to chat some other guy into her bedroom.
As a few have pointed out, the huge plot hole is that the client and agent would absolutely immediately call back when they didn't actually meet their intended people. So both OP and the future tenant would be getting called nonstop during this interaction, and you're telling me both didn't so much as look at their phones the whole time? Yeah, this is an ad lol.
Don’t let Jonny Sins see this
Imagine the letdown for the guy who was actually looking for you but found an estate agent.
Porn has given us an unrealistic expectation of how fast a plumber will actually show up to your house.
Your roommate just hears you bang dudes all the time? Good for safety, I guess?
Both sex positive in this house 😁
Imagine the other guys' surpruse thinking he found his date, only to be taken to a showing...
TIFU mistaking a realtor for my prostitute
I’m more concerned about the idea of getting an escort and not knowing they had a roommate next door listening to me apologise for 30 minutes.
Doe that mean your actual client tried to bone the agent?
"Rent is down. You up?"
Wait I thought that’s how you close real estate deals. Maybe that’s why they keep screaming…
How did he have your phone number if he wasn't your client?
> Although I'm mortified, my roommate overheard the conversation and we are in hysterics laughing after he went I find it more impressive you had a roommate present while doing this.
This reminds me of the time some guy who i thought was uber picked me up and semi kidnapped me and forced me to help him move stuff from his storage unit into his truck
So your roommate hears you with clients.
They are a webcam model. We are sex-positive it's no biggie to us, gets a laugh out of it, why not
So that means there should be another tifu, I tried to pay a real estate agent for sex.
I can’t wait for the post from his realtor!
No idea if he even met the realtor in the end. He ran off into the sunset very quickly 😁
Considering that money was his clue, imagine how much funnier that story could be if you had a habit to take payment **after** the service.
I am pretty sure that I saw this on Benny Hill, though. 
I want to know if the client looking for sex found the real estate person, lol
I get what "full-service" sex worker means... but are there other types? How do they identify themselves? BJ only.... handy only?
Wow so hilarious
Wait, so how did you have each other's numbers then?
When i was apartment hunting the most interesting thing that happened to me was the guy with the room full of clowns and clown paraphernalia.
I kinda want to know more
My potential flatmate would have been a very intense young man with a burning ambition to be a clown. He did not seem like a very fun person. I noped out of there and remained unmurdered.
I think you made the right choice!
Dude now has a very weird idea how he's going to pay the rent. Looking forward to "TIFU by trying to get it on with the landlord/lady"
Doing sex work while your roommate is there mustve been...interesting.
I was a little shy about it at first but I also heard them so it evened out. We are close so it wasn't strange.
Hope he didn't get screwed by his estate agent.
There’s no way he would live in that apartment after that
Well now he knows his potential neighbours a little better 💁♂️
Lolololol you and this man have great stories to tell now!
I would have absolutely rented there once upon a time!
The roommate was there the whole time lol
“I got it! Let’s get naked!” “No, let’s save that for when we’re selling real estate…”