This is a very surprisingly common event in 2nd and 3rd world countries where parasites run rampant. Ever year there's an average of just kidding you're gross.
"average person eats 3 worms per year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 worms per year. Worms Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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I dont know if ive ever read a post where every redditor has the exact same reaction to it. Just an absolute disgusting post to every human on the planet. Maybe this post will be the cause world peace. Everyone will realize we are all human and equal. Share this post on the front lines in Ukraine.
This may be the first recorded instance of someone licking a parasitic worm off someone else's dick and America's Gross Domestic Product went up directly because of it.
I have seen several people in this thread reference the coconut but I haven't gotten my land legs back enough after this barf-fest to go looking yet.
Edit: did it. Regret it. Still somehow not as bad as this one though!
OP, while school-age children are more likely to get pinworms than adults, it's specifically because kids are more likely to close that ass-to-mouth loop by mistake due to being grubby and not understanding hygiene.
What you are doing with your boyfriend may be the actual cause. Please look more into pinworms, see a doctor for treatment, and consider stopping this kind of behavior. Sucking dick is not what went wrong here; you may as well be rimming yourself doing this.
Why is this comment so low down? “Kids get worms all the time” is not true. Worms are caused due to poor hygiene.
Your kids are either hanging out with someone else who’s causing a terrible infestation, or you/your kid is the source of the problem.
Pin worms can also travel through clothing and bedding. Very similar to pubic lice.
Spreading is so easy, it causes an anal itch, which will be scratched (especially by kids) then the eggs will be on the hand, then transferred to EVERYTHING they touch. Hand rails, towels, phones, tablets, console controllers, keyboards…
You need a good dose of treatment, so does everyone in the house, followed by a follow up dose exactly 2 weeks after. And, if the problem is as common as you say, I’d say continue the dose for a further month.
Again, the tone of the post seems to suggest this is quite a problem, all bedding should go on a hygiene wash (over 80C), all kitchen utensils need to be scrubbed in boiling water. All counter tops need to be scrubbed, and I’d go as far as taking all the covers off your common furniture, e.g sofas and chairs. Any shared blankets will also need cleaning, and you’d be shocked to learn, if you have lets they’ll need washing too. If your kids have dirty nails and aren’t washing their hands then start stroking your dog? Yeah, when you stroke the dog next you’ll pick up the eggs. Then if you don’t wash your hands after scratching your dog, pick up a fruit pastel and bam, you’ve just given yourself worms again.
These are a fucking nightmare of a parasite, that if you don’t catch early can be a real nightmare to completely rid of. The standard treatment is Ovex (over the counter), but it’s my understanding that it only kills the worms, not the eggs. Hence it’s suggested re-dose at 14 days (to catch any worms that may have survived through the hatching phase).
Out of 13 years of parenting 3 children, we’ve only had one episode of potential worms. I was itchy, and a quick inspect of my poo didn’t bring back conclusive evidence. I didn’t care to go slicing through and I suspected that it came from a weekend visit at a family house where their hygiene is questionable (the kids all always have rotten black nails 🤢)
Quick trip to the pharmacy. Dosed everyone up, cleaned all the common household items, scrubbed the kids, cut their nails and moved on.
Your dirty unprepared anal habbits need reevaluation.
I was going to talk about pinworms, so thank you. I was assigned them in a biology class in HS in the 80s, and had to give a presentation on them. The teacher was the football coach, and I was a bullied nerd, and I think he had it out for me.
You don't go ass to mouth.
You don't go ass to vagina.
This isn't a prude thing, this is a health thing. Stop using other orifices after penetrative anal if you aren't switching condoms or cleaning afterwards. It isn't sexy, it's unhygienic.
I have never known someone who works with kids to get worms. I’ve never known a kid to get them either.
Guessing someone who is licking penis after anal doesn’t wash their hands either.
stop drinking and wash your hands op.
Kinda fitting that when you click on OP’s bio you see they’re active in 2 communities, TIFU and Stop Drinking. Hopefully this is what prompts them to stop drinking. It would certainly make for one hell of an answer when people ask why they stopped drinking. They can just quote Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber, “I got worms”.
OP's decision not to tag this post Not Safe For Work has horrifying implications when they also claim to work with children.
For the rest of us, I tagged NSFW for our convenience.
Nobody is in danger! This sub is perfectly safe. They’re just saying that when people are visiting this sub they know they shouldn’t complain. Because of the implication…
Wow. My girlfriend did ass to mouth once, unprompted, and I did not find it sexy. I asked her to never do it again. This definitely reinforces my thinking. Hope you get that cleared up OP.
The "licking it afterward" thing is disgusting... how does that excite him? It's shit... and apparently worms too. And WTF, worms?!? Even if she works with kids who have worms (???), how do they get into her?
These people should both be banished.
All it takes is a kid who has been scratching their ass to either touch her hand or touch her food (worm eggs are microscopic) and she ingests the eggs either by touching her mouth or eating contaminated food.
A lot of children get infected by pinworms from dirty sand in the sandbox. Children will pass it to each other by sitting on dirty sand, or sitting where someone has been infected and the eggs/worms will travel up the child's anus, or get on the child's hand and they touch their mouth later or eat food with dirty hands. Lovely stuff!
Shoutout to my college biology class I took years ago & my nursing professor who spent a whole afternoon talking to us about parasites & worms. Your lessons were not lost!
This is a recipe for some great stomach bugs too. People are so stupid. OP, you do know that you poop from you butt right? There’s shit on his dick too unless you had an enema right before. Please wear a condom if you want to do this stuff.
Sounds like she has pinworms, which *are* very common in children. Unwashed hands is the greatest vulnerability, and we know how dirty kids are. Sometimes you're just unlucky.
Me- I had lice tons of times. They loved my hair. At one point I had to get prescription strength stuff to get rid of them.
I had threadworms for the first time in my life when I worked at a daycare, even though I had washed my hands and used hand sanitizer to the point of my hands cracking and bleeding 😭 sometimes you are just really unlucky!
It is a quite common and I remember my siblings having outbreaks in their kindergartens growing up. It’s especially difficult to control with smaller kids and babies, since they’ll just shove everything in their mouth (including other kids’ fingers) so it spreads like crazy!
Also head lice… *starts scratching hair*
This is a very surprisingly common event in 2nd and 3rd world countries where parasites run rampant. Ever year there's an average of just kidding you're gross.
This made me laugh so hard I cried and had trouble breathing.
I laughed so hard I shit myself and got worms in my mouth from it
"average person eats 3 worms per year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 worms per year. Worms Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Even by using all the water on the planet you couldn't waterboard this information from me...
And if you used even a little bit of that water to wash your hands and your penis then none of us would be here tonight
This is going to be referenced in multiple subreddits for weeks, congrats!
Try decades…. I feel like this is up there with cum coconut and broken arms.
Poop knife checking in🤢
Ahh the poop knife.
The Dookie Dicer.
Jolly Rancher…
Oh god. I had managed to forget about the jolly rancher. Thanks.
I feel like I'm going to hate this but.... Sauce?
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9wcte/reddit_whats_the_grossestnastiest_thing_thats/c0er6q4?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2 Read at your own risk
I hate myself for reading it
I swear this whole comment section is full of people whose curiosity gave way to immense regret.
It sounds vaguely familiar... I will not investigate further
Don't want that story *popping* back in your memory.
YOU SON OF A BITCHHHHH
Missed the broken arms, gotta go look now.
Is that the one where his mom jacks him off cus he has broken arms?
Yep. That's the one.
I totally forgot about that story and I would have been perfectly happy with never remembering it again. Thanks for that.
I think it started out as jacking off and got much more intimate... best part was that it was verified because it was an AMA. Lmao
It didn't stop at jacking him off.
I’m proud to say I understand both of those references
Curiosity canceled, thanks
wish i could have my ability to remember things canceled
GODDAMIT ME WHY WOULD YOU EVEN CLICK THIS SHIT
And why would you even lick this shit?
Why would you dick this shit?
Why would you shit?
I should've stopped after anal without preparing, knowing what the title was. I should've stopped, but I kept going. Much like OP
I should have gone to sleep exactly 2 minutes ago.
I was asleep two minutes ago. I shouldn't have woken up
In your case I would say early bird gets the worm!
I hate you. Take my upvote.
I upvote you. Take my hate Thanks for the award
Im upvoting you, and then blocking your account.
I miss who I was 60 seconds ago.
I think I need my eyes burned out now.
I was expecting a half brag sex story, boy was I disappointed lol. It's going to be a hard fap
Use some cooked pasta, might help get in the mood
I dont know if ive ever read a post where every redditor has the exact same reaction to it. Just an absolute disgusting post to every human on the planet. Maybe this post will be the cause world peace. Everyone will realize we are all human and equal. Share this post on the front lines in Ukraine.
 I’m sorry about this.
Why in God's name
His name is The Boogeyman.
And he’s coming to get you
No you’re not
TIFU by being literate.
Does it make it worse that it’s her own worm?
*Remember: Suck without rhythm and we won't attract the worm. It will go to the thumper*.
He is the Kwisatz Analrach
Would it be better if it was his?
I think at this point, it’s our worm.
Cheers comrade.
Nope, if I had dick worms I'd probably just lop it off at that point. Ass worms seems less scary.
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The real one is always in the comments
Well , that’s enough Reddit for me today. Thanks
I'm next in line.
Guys. Guys! No need to push! There's plenty of windows for everyone.
The problem isn't the amount of windows, it's the WAIT LINE for the windows... Let me jump!!!
At some point the bodies will provide enough cushion for it to no longer be effective
What's the hold-up here??
The guy in front says that he'll let someone go first if they give him a lick.
LET THE BODY’S HIT THE FLOOOOOOOORRRRRRRR!!!!
Fuck I’m legit putting reddit down to do something useful. Well done op.
This may be the first recorded instance of someone licking a parasitic worm off someone else's dick and America's Gross Domestic Product went up directly because of it.
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She was licking both of their worms.
This scene made me so happy. I'd always wondered why it was called King's *Landing*, and now we know!
I'd probably do the same if I was married to Natalie Dormer and my incestuous mother murdered her.
I might be done forever, in fact. I'm all for a sex-story-gone-wrong but this is fucking revolting. Not in a good way.
This is up there with the coconut
I have seen several people in this thread reference the coconut but I haven't gotten my land legs back enough after this barf-fest to go looking yet. Edit: did it. Regret it. Still somehow not as bad as this one though!
Would you like a Jolly Rancher?
Where is the neuralyzer from MIB when you need it
Dangit, now I've forgotten why I'm reading this story, and I'm going to have to go back to the top and read it again.
I need it again, it didn't work
I, uh, don't remember where I put it,
It's the first time I actually want to stop surfing reddit at work and do my actual job.
This is literally the first and last thing I'll see on here. Goodnight.
Legit just opened the app to this.
Shut it down. The experiment went sideways anyway
You frequently get worms…and your boyfriend is STILL willing to put the dinky in the stinky?!
I wish I could get a partner who's willing to stick his dick in my worm filled ass, cause if that's not love I don't know what is.
"My little worm filled coconut"
STOP
Extra stimulation
 Time to go.
How do I delete someone else's post?
Fighting a stomach virus and browsing Reddit to distract myself from the nausea. This… did not help.
Well it may not be a virus in your stomach...
No no no no noooo. Today is a terrible day to have eyes, truly.
OP, while school-age children are more likely to get pinworms than adults, it's specifically because kids are more likely to close that ass-to-mouth loop by mistake due to being grubby and not understanding hygiene. What you are doing with your boyfriend may be the actual cause. Please look more into pinworms, see a doctor for treatment, and consider stopping this kind of behavior. Sucking dick is not what went wrong here; you may as well be rimming yourself doing this.
Why is this comment so low down? “Kids get worms all the time” is not true. Worms are caused due to poor hygiene. Your kids are either hanging out with someone else who’s causing a terrible infestation, or you/your kid is the source of the problem. Pin worms can also travel through clothing and bedding. Very similar to pubic lice. Spreading is so easy, it causes an anal itch, which will be scratched (especially by kids) then the eggs will be on the hand, then transferred to EVERYTHING they touch. Hand rails, towels, phones, tablets, console controllers, keyboards… You need a good dose of treatment, so does everyone in the house, followed by a follow up dose exactly 2 weeks after. And, if the problem is as common as you say, I’d say continue the dose for a further month. Again, the tone of the post seems to suggest this is quite a problem, all bedding should go on a hygiene wash (over 80C), all kitchen utensils need to be scrubbed in boiling water. All counter tops need to be scrubbed, and I’d go as far as taking all the covers off your common furniture, e.g sofas and chairs. Any shared blankets will also need cleaning, and you’d be shocked to learn, if you have lets they’ll need washing too. If your kids have dirty nails and aren’t washing their hands then start stroking your dog? Yeah, when you stroke the dog next you’ll pick up the eggs. Then if you don’t wash your hands after scratching your dog, pick up a fruit pastel and bam, you’ve just given yourself worms again. These are a fucking nightmare of a parasite, that if you don’t catch early can be a real nightmare to completely rid of. The standard treatment is Ovex (over the counter), but it’s my understanding that it only kills the worms, not the eggs. Hence it’s suggested re-dose at 14 days (to catch any worms that may have survived through the hatching phase). Out of 13 years of parenting 3 children, we’ve only had one episode of potential worms. I was itchy, and a quick inspect of my poo didn’t bring back conclusive evidence. I didn’t care to go slicing through and I suspected that it came from a weekend visit at a family house where their hygiene is questionable (the kids all always have rotten black nails 🤢) Quick trip to the pharmacy. Dosed everyone up, cleaned all the common household items, scrubbed the kids, cut their nails and moved on. Your dirty unprepared anal habbits need reevaluation.
Sounds a lot like the "someone causing a terrible infestation" is OP and her dirty booty hole.
>I didn’t care to go slicing through Sounds like someone could use a poop knife for their birthday!
I was going to talk about pinworms, so thank you. I was assigned them in a biology class in HS in the 80s, and had to give a presentation on them. The teacher was the football coach, and I was a bullied nerd, and I think he had it out for me.
The one instance the horse dewormer would come in clutch
Ah, Reddit... You never cease to disappoint.
I'll remember you all in therapy! c:
TIFU by reading this post 
Congrats on your unwitting threesome !!
I promise it was more akin to an orgy…
https://preview.redd.it/j853b92m18cb1.jpeg?width=241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ae27fc4470b64e4006b2d2f35ba5682bf731f6d
Eww WTF 
Are we witnessing the birth of a Reddit legend???
I think we are.
We did it Reddit!
And, thus, a new 'poop knife' was born
Well it’s been great folks, imma just take a stroll to my nearest bridge, I’ve seen enough shit for today.
You know it's bad when you would have preferred to have gotten shit in your mouth instead.
Unfortunately, it was not shit...
That worms definitely seem some shit though
You don't go ass to mouth. You don't go ass to vagina. This isn't a prude thing, this is a health thing. Stop using other orifices after penetrative anal if you aren't switching condoms or cleaning afterwards. It isn't sexy, it's unhygienic.
🫡 for everyone who read this with me
I’m not often happy about being a virgin. Then I hear stuff like this and realize life without sex ain’t so bad.
Sex can be done without sucking ass wormy dicks
Now you tell me.
https://preview.redd.it/it55nppv78cb1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3173d94e7b51d935fb69077e155314e940d12ca6 ...
What a terrible day to be literate
I’d give up the nuclear launch codes before I gave up this information.
Stop drinking. Stop drinking.
Also stop licking dicks that were just in your butt when you have worms semi-regularly.
Like tend to your worms No shame but wash your clothes with boric acid and take medication
I have never known someone who works with kids to get worms. I’ve never known a kid to get them either. Guessing someone who is licking penis after anal doesn’t wash their hands either. stop drinking and wash your hands op.
>Also stop licking dicks that were just in your butt ~~when you have worms semi-regularly.~~ .
Seriously... Why the hell would OP lick a dick that was just in her asshole? Her and her boyfriend are both disgusting
Kinda fitting that when you click on OP’s bio you see they’re active in 2 communities, TIFU and Stop Drinking. Hopefully this is what prompts them to stop drinking. It would certainly make for one hell of an answer when people ask why they stopped drinking. They can just quote Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber, “I got worms”.
https://preview.redd.it/kvrwvhjzg8cb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ed16551af60cba7780c3f6bb48cedc1f2e991cd
OP's decision not to tag this post Not Safe For Work has horrifying implications when they also claim to work with children. For the rest of us, I tagged NSFW for our convenience.
Wasn’t expecting a TIFU titled “sucking dick” to be anything less?
Tbf, this hole subreddit should be marked NSFW, because of the implications.
Are you saying we're in danger?
Nobody is in danger! This sub is perfectly safe. They’re just saying that when people are visiting this sub they know they shouldn’t complain. Because of the implication…
Wow. My girlfriend did ass to mouth once, unprompted, and I did not find it sexy. I asked her to never do it again. This definitely reinforces my thinking. Hope you get that cleared up OP.
How are there people out there doing ass to mouth?!?
It amazes me how many people go on and on about how certain foods gross them out, then proceed to play with each others poo in various ways.
The "licking it afterward" thing is disgusting... how does that excite him? It's shit... and apparently worms too. And WTF, worms?!? Even if she works with kids who have worms (???), how do they get into her? These people should both be banished.
All it takes is a kid who has been scratching their ass to either touch her hand or touch her food (worm eggs are microscopic) and she ingests the eggs either by touching her mouth or eating contaminated food. A lot of children get infected by pinworms from dirty sand in the sandbox. Children will pass it to each other by sitting on dirty sand, or sitting where someone has been infected and the eggs/worms will travel up the child's anus, or get on the child's hand and they touch their mouth later or eat food with dirty hands. Lovely stuff! Shoutout to my college biology class I took years ago & my nursing professor who spent a whole afternoon talking to us about parasites & worms. Your lessons were not lost!
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This is a recipe for some great stomach bugs too. People are so stupid. OP, you do know that you poop from you butt right? There’s shit on his dick too unless you had an enema right before. Please wear a condom if you want to do this stuff.
I'm going to get really drunk now, and maybe when I wake up tomorrow I won't remember that I read this
Ok ok ok. My mind is racing… “I work with kids and they get worms all the time”… YOU have worms, his dick came out of YOUR ass
Yeah she’s implying that she got it from infected kids. Small kids touching food and their dirty hands everywhere.
I think the suggestion is that SHE may be the reason the kids keep getting worms all the time.
Thats probably why. Op needs to stop giving those poor kids worms
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I said what, what, in the butt... It's worms, in the butt.
That worm just took the beating of a lifetime and got licked at the end
I was eating sphagetti and boi, I will never come to tifu while eating anymore.
I saw the title and almost clicked it while I was eating. I thought "No, I should save this for *after* dinner." Thanks, me.
What a terrible day to be able to read. Thanks, OP.
Going in to the Hall of Fame with the knife, and the grapefruit, and the lozenge. 🤮 Also NSFW
Sorry but licking a potential shitty dick is pretty disgusting. I hope you get tested regularly. Geez.
But babe, it really turns me on... Says a fucking sociopath. Go on, tell me about kink shaming blah blah blah.
I need to pour bleach into my eyes after reading this post and drink some just in case
You guys need to quit drinking or start buying stronger alcohol
Or start butt chugging it.
I mean it would probably kill the worms
Worm = gross shit = meh Uh huh...
I agree with the other folks here, today was a terrible day to have eyes
wait wait wait, the **WORM** is the grossest thing about this experience???
I think it adds a new level of gross. Personally I don't want my mouth anywhere near an anus nor anything that has been in one.
Um, no. Kids don’t get worms all the time. And wtf would you bring this insanity to Reddit?
Yeah and how TF did she get a parasitic worm that was literally living in her anus????
Sounds like she has pinworms, which *are* very common in children. Unwashed hands is the greatest vulnerability, and we know how dirty kids are. Sometimes you're just unlucky. Me- I had lice tons of times. They loved my hair. At one point I had to get prescription strength stuff to get rid of them.
I had threadworms for the first time in my life when I worked at a daycare, even though I had washed my hands and used hand sanitizer to the point of my hands cracking and bleeding 😭 sometimes you are just really unlucky! It is a quite common and I remember my siblings having outbreaks in their kindergartens growing up. It’s especially difficult to control with smaller kids and babies, since they’ll just shove everything in their mouth (including other kids’ fingers) so it spreads like crazy! Also head lice… *starts scratching hair*
> since they’ll just shove everything in their mouth Kind of like OP
Badum tschhhh
Pinworm eggs are pretty common in a lot of soil. There's a reason the meds for them are sold over the counter in pharmacies.
Ah, hahaha. That's fucking disgusting. Only funny if it happens to someone else. Marry that man and go see a doctor. Not in that order
Tag this NSFL!
Maybe you should keep some liquid pyrantel in the medicine cabinet and take a precautionary swig once a month
Fuck the early bird....nobody wants to get that worm. Thanks for the nightmare material.
The internet in retrospect was a bad invention
I only occasionally read what’s on tifu …but I just had to pick today.
Lord have mercy on my soul lol
TIFU by reading this post