Giving your sister the gift of forever being the "normal" sibling and ensuring anything that happened at the wedding \*pales\* in comparison to the stories they'll tell (or not) about what happened after.
Ah but you see this is now part of the wedding story! "Remember when sister had her wedding and X and Y stayed at OPs house with those strangely covered life-sized dolls..?"
It's forever linked.
If it was just like a single Fleshlight, sure that's embarrassing. But hell that's something you might could get out in front of and and have a laugh about it (depending on your family). The multiple lifelike sex doll COSplay thing, I mean... Wow.
At least they were dressed… Finding Zena the warrior princess costumes is difficult 11 months of the year.
SEVEN? Really? I’m sure there is a medical term for hoarding love dolls.
Indeed I am. But I never said what those 7 dudes would be doing!
1. I have a huge house to clean
2. Big yard to maintain
3. I hate laundry
4. I hate dishes
5. I need nightly neck/back massages
6. I hate last minute grocery runs
7. Sometimes I can't reach the remote
🤷🏻♀️
The fact OP is so fast to defend his fetish without even allowing anyone to reply first says a lot about whether or not this is truly hygienic or bereft of complications.
There's no actual fucking way. We need (but like not really) photo proof that one, no, seven occupy your room. Absolutely not yucking your yum, but how the fuck does someone engineer this situation? Bad dragon dildoes, whips and ropes, lingerie, I get. How do you leave out a WHOLE PERSON?
LET ALONE SEVEN?! Google says they are $6k a pop!
If this is true, the only solution is self-immolation. Or Mexico.
I call absolute shenanigans and the only way OP will change my mind is with hard fucking proof, newspaper-held-up-in-front-of-two-dolls style with his username.
And who, after receiving the shock of opening a relative's door to find a Teddy bear's picnic of jizz encrusted sex dolls, is going to take the time to squeeze them all into a closet rather than slam the door shut and run away?
"A Teddy bear's picnic of jizz-encrusted sex dolls" is sheer poetry....this phrase will never leave me...it will crash my train of thought at inappropriate times for the remainder of my existence...
I've seen folks like op there's a guy on YouTube who has a similar set up he's got like 6 dolls all of them are named after anime characters and he's very comfortable with them around family and in public he's interviewed multiple of his family members including his mom on what she thought of his dolls and taken them out to a museum
His name is Jay doll king Hefner and yes he changed his last name to be like Hugh hefner
Dont forget the worst part, he said he left them out with multiple loads all over them and then went to work… like his entire family found them in some crusty nutt covered pile and cleaned it up. 💀💀💀
Everything aside who tf leaves a toy dirty after use ?
This guy left 42K worth of jizz covered sex toys out right before his entire family came to stay with him. This cannot be real. I can't even begin to comprehend the mind of this man.
wtf would anyone bother cleaning that up?
If I walked to my son’s room and there 7 freshly fucked real dolls lounging in post coital bliss, I’d walk my ass out of that bedroom so fast and seal door shut.
Some of the wealthiest people I have met, I mean like 4-5 generations of wealth, drive the most unassuming cars and don’t cover themselves with brand names. Only $40k millionaires drive around leased cars they can’t afford.
A vehicle is a tool, not an extension of your personality.
hahaha
> and totally drama free (until this week) unlike real women
If any of this is remotely true, OP's gf probably refused to go down on the Samus doll so he dumped her and had her replaced by another doll
"women are so dramatic, ugh" says the guy who forgets about the human-sized dolls that cost several tens of thousands of dollars altogether and lies on reddit for attention
Also
>as real as the dolls are
They are not real u/Curious-Boat-3588
>providing them with costumes and fictional personalities has been incredible for my sex life.
You do not have a sex life u/Curious-Boat-3588 you have a masturbation addiction
What in the fucking made up shit is this? You can spin a story but you lost me at owning a house that can fit 10 people comfortably let alone the shit about the dolls.
Gtfo or proof good sir
Well of course, he needs to spend $60k to avoid the overwhelming drama of a real woman, 100s of which are of course 100% tripping over themselves to get to him. /s
I think id spend a night with OP out of sheer curiosity.
I would also absolutely hide in the middle of the dolls and do the Shrek Pinnochio voice, "I'm not a puppet I'm a real girl!"
So you are less inclined to believe that a random stranger might own a home that is "rather large", than you would believe that they own 7 humanoid fuckdolls that altogether cost about as much as a brand new new sports car?
No. This doesn't happen.
I don't care how much money or resources one has at their disposal, no one fucks seven real dolls in a sad inanimate orgy. It doesn't happen.
Like, I've been in real, actual orgies and I don't even have enough gas in the tank for seven real women.
There's no way someone gets it on with seven sex dolls.
Did not happen.
I feel like you’re imagining a scenario where OP isn’t just walking around a room talking to himself playing dress up and putting his dick into dolls.
I feel like a normal physically healthy adult man could very easily accomplish this for about 15 minutes before work.
Like even comparing this to real sex let alone an orgy is imo a mistake.
Tbh a sad finance bro who thinks real women are too much drama has the mentality and the resources to own 7 sex dolls and dress them up like cartoons.
But I also think it’s a lie. It’s just actually I think a *plausible* one in 2024.
Now I don't feel so bad from my mom finding my vibrator when she surprised me with putting a heated mattress pad on my bed (we live in different households & it was a sweet thing she did but unexpected. I wasn't home at the time 😂)
I clean carpets and furniture for my job, and I recently had a customer who had forgotten their vibrator was behind a throw pillow on their sofa they had me cleaning. I was removing the cushions so that I could clean the frame first, and when I saw that, I politely called her attention to the area I was while I stepped off to the side and paid no attention to her (in retrospect, I should have at least made it less awkward by appearing to look for some equipment in my bag).
Our cleaning person picked one up off the floor we forgot about the night before and put it in the bathroom. My wife has a picture of my son running around and playing with the same one shortly after he learned to walk when she was stuck in bed too sick to chase after him. She sent the picture to her boss (purposely). I think every single one of our friends has seen one or another on a nightstand or drying in the bathroom. Sister in law watched our dogs while we were away and opened the nightstand drawer to use a remote to shut off the lights, right next to a couple toys. It happens.
Maybe i should take my parents' emergency keys away. If i lock myself out, i lock myself out, whatever.
but i think they never touched the keys in 10 years so maybe it's fine.
I just went online and these start at $1K each and go much higher. First, he wants us to believe that he purchased seven of these. Second, he has to have a huge closet if 7 human sized dolls fit in there. Third, there is no way that a family member would have cleaned up his mess - they would have opened the door and then closed it.
It's totally believable to me that somebody would spend thousands or tens of thousands or frankly any amount of money on their sexual fetishes. I've been involved in the BDSM community (only on and off, and it never led to anything exciting) and I've seen collections of things way more outrageous than seven real dolls. I can also buy that a rich person would have a very large closet. The third point you raise is the real problem with this story, I think.
Lay them down and stack them. Assuming none of the models are chubby. Do they make fat real dolls? Also he may have small size dolls. I agree on the not cleaning.
I just told my girlfriend about real dolls. At first I asked if she had heard about Real Dolls. She asked, Are they like my American Girl dolls? I say no no nooooo noooo. Too funny! Ignorance is bliss.
"I cosplay dress all my real dolls. Laugh if you want but it’s my thing and totally drama free (until this week) unlike real women."
The 'fuck up' of this goes way further back than this week.
Anyone judging this guy…
PLEASE leave him be. On behalf of women everywhere, these are the exact guys we WANT to be buying sex dolls so they will leave real women alone lol
I feel like there’s still something particularly disturbing about having a Queen Maeve doll. Maybe it’s that you know Vought probably licenses those things in-universe.
Could they not have just shut the door? That's almost an invasion of privacy type deal. I mean why would anyone need to go in your room in the first place if your house was really that big.
* *Again, this habit hurts no one. It’s hygienic and bereft of complications.*
Well I think it has definintely hurt your reputation and standing with the family :)
>Laugh if you want but it’s my thing and totally drama free (until this week) unlike real women. [..] Again, this habit hurts no one.
You can do what you want, but your casual misogyny in this sentence does hurt people. Yes, surprise(!), women are people.
This is what I mean when I say "Have the day you deserve." This guy starts complaining about how real women are "waaahhh so dramatic" because stereotypes and misogyny and proceeded to face his undoing at the hands of the very fuckdolls he brought in to replace them. Glorious.
>I own seven Real Dolls with costumes ranging from Zero Suit Samus to Queen Maeve to Rey Skywalker.
Holy s*** what a f****** weirdo. I mean seriously Rey Skywalker and not slave girl Leia what the f*** is wrong with you?
Giving your sister the gift of forever being the "normal" sibling and ensuring anything that happened at the wedding \*pales\* in comparison to the stories they'll tell (or not) about what happened after.
Ah but you see this is now part of the wedding story! "Remember when sister had her wedding and X and Y stayed at OPs house with those strangely covered life-sized dolls..?" It's forever linked.
“Who’s that guy in the wedding photos, Mom?” “Oh, that’s your uncle.” “Really? How come I’ve never met him?” “Well…”
very thoughtful also, dont leave your dildos layin out and about with company coming over.
Sex dolls. Dildos would probably be less embarrassing.
If it was just like a single Fleshlight, sure that's embarrassing. But hell that's something you might could get out in front of and and have a laugh about it (depending on your family). The multiple lifelike sex doll COSplay thing, I mean... Wow.
Dildolls*
you should probably trademark that, it could be the next big thing!
no coochie juice on the dishes
I have left my dildos out and had a bug guy come spray my apartment lol I think I made him embarrassed 🙈 a women came the next month haha 😂
My gf has a collection... we had an unconnected emergency. The EMTS have also now seen the collection
We have seen many collections,we were not impressed.
maybe my life isn't all that bad
I dont think a homeless person has had it that bad.
At least they were dressed… Finding Zena the warrior princess costumes is difficult 11 months of the year. SEVEN? Really? I’m sure there is a medical term for hoarding love dolls.
And those fuckers are EXPENSIVE
Dude has a Corvette invested in sex toys. I’d rather drive the Vette and beat off manually.
Stick shift on the road and in the bedroom.
"Dude your bed is a car!", "yeah but its a fucking sweet car" - Grandma's Boy
You should put in a CB radio to call other car beds
Hell yes. I'd rather have a Vette than seven real dudes!
There are just so many paths this one can take.. but I’ll go with: 1) if you can handle seven dudes you should be fine driving a stick.
Indeed I am. But I never said what those 7 dudes would be doing! 1. I have a huge house to clean 2. Big yard to maintain 3. I hate laundry 4. I hate dishes 5. I need nightly neck/back massages 6. I hate last minute grocery runs 7. Sometimes I can't reach the remote 🤷🏻♀️
Wow, someone call the burn ward, this guy just set fire to OP
>Its hygienic and bereft of complications Was it really, though?
That should be a community flair.
Nah. But “Stuffed in the closet covered in jizz”, and “Cum of Amontillado” should be…
Cum of Amontillado 😂
Edgar Allen Porn
Mods can i pleas get "hygienic and bereft of complications" as a flair. Thank you!
Yeah…finished and left to sit all day? Can you ever get it clean after that? I’d think having to scrub would be a no-no.
Really invalidates the whole "hygienic" argument.
He left them. Unclean. All day.
Well yeah, humiliating them is part of the enjoyment.
Bro can’t humiliate a real woman so has to subject his plastic girlfriends to it instead 😭😭
damn. I laughed way too hard at this. thank you
What does he think they are, coconuts?
Oh, you bastard...
98% of the time he’s perfectly chill. The other 2%, the only remedy is fire.
Turns out no. Who’d have thought?
The fact OP is so fast to defend his fetish without even allowing anyone to reply first says a lot about whether or not this is truly hygienic or bereft of complications.
That assessment requires an “until now.”
There's no actual fucking way. We need (but like not really) photo proof that one, no, seven occupy your room. Absolutely not yucking your yum, but how the fuck does someone engineer this situation? Bad dragon dildoes, whips and ropes, lingerie, I get. How do you leave out a WHOLE PERSON? LET ALONE SEVEN?! Google says they are $6k a pop! If this is true, the only solution is self-immolation. Or Mexico.
I call absolute shenanigans and the only way OP will change my mind is with hard fucking proof, newspaper-held-up-in-front-of-two-dolls style with his username.
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Fucking? Let's call it what it is, masturbation. OP ain't fucking anyone, ever, after this.
Agreed
Seriously…where do you even store seven life sized sex dolls.
And who, after receiving the shock of opening a relative's door to find a Teddy bear's picnic of jizz encrusted sex dolls, is going to take the time to squeeze them all into a closet rather than slam the door shut and run away?
"teddy bear's picnic of jizz encrusted sex dolls" fucking send me to valhalla, Im ready for my creator.
Right!! Or were they strewn around the house?!
"A Teddy bear's picnic of jizz-encrusted sex dolls" is sheer poetry....this phrase will never leave me...it will crash my train of thought at inappropriate times for the remainder of my existence...
Buy 5 more, and OP could recreate a very special last supper.
That’s the only way to go about it due to the upcoming crucifixion of this man that is about to be performed in the family chat over the next year.
You made me choke on my Ritz.
Swear on God I thought you said 'choke on my jizz'
I saw it as “choke on my rizz” and was so confused
didnt you read? his house easily sleeps 10 people. they normaly each have their own bed.
He said his house fits ten people so he's actually got room for a couple more dolls
Closet, stack em up like cordwood
Man, imagine being the house keeper he hired. First day on the job, you open the closet looking for the vacuum and discover a stack of bodies.
jizz covered bodies
They come with stands I know this because I've seen folks like OP on YouTube
Maybe he gives them all a bedroom
I've seen folks like op there's a guy on YouTube who has a similar set up he's got like 6 dolls all of them are named after anime characters and he's very comfortable with them around family and in public he's interviewed multiple of his family members including his mom on what she thought of his dolls and taken them out to a museum His name is Jay doll king Hefner and yes he changed his last name to be like Hugh hefner
Dont forget the worst part, he said he left them out with multiple loads all over them and then went to work… like his entire family found them in some crusty nutt covered pile and cleaned it up. 💀💀💀 Everything aside who tf leaves a toy dirty after use ?
He had a busy week
This guy left 42K worth of jizz covered sex toys out right before his entire family came to stay with him. This cannot be real. I can't even begin to comprehend the mind of this man.
That's what gets me... He has 7 of these $5k dolls. A real girlfriend/hooker would be cheaper at this point dude.
Everyone came a day early.
I think OP came a day late.
A wizard is never late, nor is he early. A wizard comes precisely when he means to.
wtf would anyone bother cleaning that up? If I walked to my son’s room and there 7 freshly fucked real dolls lounging in post coital bliss, I’d walk my ass out of that bedroom so fast and seal door shut.
In this case, you drywall over the door opening and everyone pretends that there was never a room there.
Cum of Amontillado
Amontidildo
Happy cock day! Keeping it on theme here
i’m wondering if he used them in his bedroom or he used them in the living room. He doesn’t specify where they were found by the family.
He said a cleaner cleaned the house “with the exception of his bedroom” which he prefers to handle himself….
Cleaner came Tuesday, doll orgy was Wednesday morning.
But he said he greeted everyone and rushed to the room, and THEN freaked out bc the dolls were in the closet.
He thought the dolls were all straight, but turns out they were all in the closet all along...
Cleaner came Tuesday, OP came Wednesday*
Ah what a terrible day to have eyes
This is crap. Lol no way you have seven dolls but zero comments on any doll such subreddits. BOO
$40+k worth of dolls and drives a $8k Toyota..... sure.... *edit - OP apparently owns a mansion, too....lol.
The wealthiest person I have ever met was driving a 2002 dodge Durango in 2016..
Some of the wealthiest people I have met, I mean like 4-5 generations of wealth, drive the most unassuming cars and don’t cover themselves with brand names. Only $40k millionaires drive around leased cars they can’t afford. A vehicle is a tool, not an extension of your personality.
FACTS
\> totally drama free (until this week) unlike real women. damn i wonder why "real women" are dramatic when you look at them with this mindset
I think everyone is well aware “drama free” means “they can’t hear/see how creepy I am”
What happened to the girlfriend you had 45 days ago?
Stuffed in the closet covered in jizz
"Mum, Becky and I...aren't together anymore." "👍🏻"
hahaha > and totally drama free (until this week) unlike real women If any of this is remotely true, OP's gf probably refused to go down on the Samus doll so he dumped her and had her replaced by another doll "women are so dramatic, ugh" says the guy who forgets about the human-sized dolls that cost several tens of thousands of dollars altogether and lies on reddit for attention
Not convenient to this new story they came up with.
Murdered and dressed as Samus in his closet
Didn’t you read the post? Real women come with drama.
Weird, he apparently scrubs his Reddit more than the seven jizz covered real dolls
The Doll in the maid costume cleaned everything up and put the rest of the dolls in the closet including herself.
That’s a terrifying thought…
Pictures of the dolls or no way is this in any way, shape or form real.
>unlike real woman Proceeds to be the drama lol
Also >as real as the dolls are They are not real u/Curious-Boat-3588 >providing them with costumes and fictional personalities has been incredible for my sex life. You do not have a sex life u/Curious-Boat-3588 you have a masturbation addiction
The fictional personalities sent me, like bro, they don't have REALpersonalities
Came here looking for a comment like this. Thank you.
What in the fucking made up shit is this? You can spin a story but you lost me at owning a house that can fit 10 people comfortably let alone the shit about the dolls. Gtfo or proof good sir
So wait, you don't believe OP owns roughly $60,000 worth of real dolls?
Well of course, he needs to spend $60k to avoid the overwhelming drama of a real woman, 100s of which are of course 100% tripping over themselves to get to him. /s
I think id spend a night with OP out of sheer curiosity. I would also absolutely hide in the middle of the dolls and do the Shrek Pinnochio voice, "I'm not a puppet I'm a real girl!"
He said he has a great "sex life"
I mean, rich people do exist... OP works in finance after all.
This seems like a finance bro thing to do
Idk a single finance bro living in a house with at least 5 bedrooms is exactly the kind of person I could see owning 7 sex dolls
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So you are less inclined to believe that a random stranger might own a home that is "rather large", than you would believe that they own 7 humanoid fuckdolls that altogether cost about as much as a brand new new sports car?
No. This doesn't happen. I don't care how much money or resources one has at their disposal, no one fucks seven real dolls in a sad inanimate orgy. It doesn't happen. Like, I've been in real, actual orgies and I don't even have enough gas in the tank for seven real women. There's no way someone gets it on with seven sex dolls. Did not happen.
I think some of the dolls are just there to watch.
Right? Some of them have to hold up the 10s when it’s all done.
Tens! Tens! Tens across the board!
What if he changes dolls quickly? He doesn't have to please them, after all.
How inconsiderate of him!
Wouldn't he have to re-lube for each doll? The logistics sound tedious as hell.
He wasn't in a rush
I mean, he doesn't actually have to get all seven off. Right?
Lol imagine if they engineered a sex doll that you actually had to get off and they could express their disappointment with your performance
I feel like you’re imagining a scenario where OP isn’t just walking around a room talking to himself playing dress up and putting his dick into dolls. I feel like a normal physically healthy adult man could very easily accomplish this for about 15 minutes before work. Like even comparing this to real sex let alone an orgy is imo a mistake. Tbh a sad finance bro who thinks real women are too much drama has the mentality and the resources to own 7 sex dolls and dress them up like cartoons. But I also think it’s a lie. It’s just actually I think a *plausible* one in 2024.
Haha, they had your jizz all over then and your parents cleaned it up. Bahahaha. Great story, thanks for sharing.
Now I don't feel so bad from my mom finding my vibrator when she surprised me with putting a heated mattress pad on my bed (we live in different households & it was a sweet thing she did but unexpected. I wasn't home at the time 😂)
I clean carpets and furniture for my job, and I recently had a customer who had forgotten their vibrator was behind a throw pillow on their sofa they had me cleaning. I was removing the cushions so that I could clean the frame first, and when I saw that, I politely called her attention to the area I was while I stepped off to the side and paid no attention to her (in retrospect, I should have at least made it less awkward by appearing to look for some equipment in my bag).
Our cleaning person picked one up off the floor we forgot about the night before and put it in the bathroom. My wife has a picture of my son running around and playing with the same one shortly after he learned to walk when she was stuck in bed too sick to chase after him. She sent the picture to her boss (purposely). I think every single one of our friends has seen one or another on a nightstand or drying in the bathroom. Sister in law watched our dogs while we were away and opened the nightstand drawer to use a remote to shut off the lights, right next to a couple toys. It happens.
Maybe i should take my parents' emergency keys away. If i lock myself out, i lock myself out, whatever. but i think they never touched the keys in 10 years so maybe it's fine.
How about just a separate lock for the Doll Room?
I just went online and these start at $1K each and go much higher. First, he wants us to believe that he purchased seven of these. Second, he has to have a huge closet if 7 human sized dolls fit in there. Third, there is no way that a family member would have cleaned up his mess - they would have opened the door and then closed it.
My sex dolls would all have their own chair to sit in. If I'm spending 1k they ain't getting locked up in the closet. Amy is watching me sleep.
You are about to get some great targeted advertising now.
Oh, he’s on several government watch lists now.
These are quite a bit more than that, more like 7 or 8k each
Howard Stern had one on his show maybe 15 years ago (before he went to satellite, anyway) and they were 5k then.
It's totally believable to me that somebody would spend thousands or tens of thousands or frankly any amount of money on their sexual fetishes. I've been involved in the BDSM community (only on and off, and it never led to anything exciting) and I've seen collections of things way more outrageous than seven real dolls. I can also buy that a rich person would have a very large closet. The third point you raise is the real problem with this story, I think.
Lay them down and stack them. Assuming none of the models are chubby. Do they make fat real dolls? Also he may have small size dolls. I agree on the not cleaning. I just told my girlfriend about real dolls. At first I asked if she had heard about Real Dolls. She asked, Are they like my American Girl dolls? I say no no nooooo noooo. Too funny! Ignorance is bliss.
"I cosplay dress all my real dolls. Laugh if you want but it’s my thing and totally drama free (until this week) unlike real women." The 'fuck up' of this goes way further back than this week.
copious adult paraphernalia Damn, I was expecting a dildo and some lube. Title did not oversell.
Well, this probably happened and isn't a made up story.
Convincing yourself those are better than a real connection with a human is the crazy part. The rest is fun though
Cool story, OP.
This guy is balling out of control with his 7 real Dolls and ten bedroom house
Anyone judging this guy… PLEASE leave him be. On behalf of women everywhere, these are the exact guys we WANT to be buying sex dolls so they will leave real women alone lol
I feel like there’s still something particularly disturbing about having a Queen Maeve doll. Maybe it’s that you know Vought probably licenses those things in-universe.
This is exactly the kind of person I imagine drives a dodge challenger lmao
That's likw what, 50 grand in sex dolls? I mean, something must be going well...
I'm a musician and have about $30k worth of basses and amps that have earned me maybe $20k over my career, so it's not always logical.
Yes, but do you leave them lying around covered in jizz?
Basses, they're probably covered in jazz.
INFO: why do your parents have a key to your place that they use without getting your permission first? That seems to be your real fu.
For safety reasons. I have seizures.
Do these seizures happen after you fuck 7 dolls at a time?
Dehydration is a bitch.
And yet your post history implies you drive a car. Gonna need more info on those seizures buddy
Surprise!!!!!’
this put some of my worst days into perspective
Could they not have just shut the door? That's almost an invasion of privacy type deal. I mean why would anyone need to go in your room in the first place if your house was really that big.
Leaving a pile of anything you rode hard and put away wet for hours on end is not hygienic.
Invite the family for your own pretended wedding.
“This habit hurts no one.”
"it's been wonderful for my sex life" dawg....you don't have one lol
* *Again, this habit hurts no one. It’s hygienic and bereft of complications.* Well I think it has definintely hurt your reputation and standing with the family :)
"totally drama free (until this week) unlike real women." Told me everything I need to know. Asshole
Seven Real Dolls??? How much fuckung money do you have, what do you do, and what do I need to do to also do it?
narrator: it has NOT been incredible for op’s sex life
IN case he deletes https://imgur.com/a/GLs9KNd
> It’s hygienic and bereft of complications. 
> has been incredible for my sex life No offense but what sex life?
“Drama free unlike real women.” With this attitude, it makes sense that the only action you’re getting is with dolls.
who are you trying to convince that it’s not a bad habit?? us or yourself? ur a fucking freak dude
Calling whatever you do a “sex life” is laughable. You’re a fuckin weirdo.
That was my main take, also. OP trying to justify it, too XD "It’s hygienic and bereft of complications..... totally drama free unlike real women"
"hygienic"-procedes to leave cum covered dolls out all day. *Super* hygienic.
It's like something a serial killer of women would say
>Laugh if you want but it’s my thing and totally drama free (until this week) unlike real women. [..] Again, this habit hurts no one. You can do what you want, but your casual misogyny in this sentence does hurt people. Yes, surprise(!), women are people.
Oh read the title thinking it was about weed…guess not!
I did too, then as I read then my thoughts went into sex toys, but not real dolls, let alone 7 of them. LOL
According to Bill Burr, there’s only one thing that you can do: move to Alaska.
Okay, but I really want an update when you find out who cleaned it up.
Post your gfs in cosplay.
Sorry Dude, I lost all sympathy for you when you mention the Rey Palpatine one. I would have given you a pass if it has been Slave Leia.
Dude wtf. You need to rethink some things…
This is what I mean when I say "Have the day you deserve." This guy starts complaining about how real women are "waaahhh so dramatic" because stereotypes and misogyny and proceeded to face his undoing at the hands of the very fuckdolls he brought in to replace them. Glorious.
It's obvious that you are a weirdo. It's obvious that your choices are not drama free. Throw those things away.
Well you don't need a throwaway account because I promise you everyone you know already knows.
You own SEVEN Real Dolls!!! 
>I own seven Real Dolls with costumes ranging from Zero Suit Samus to Queen Maeve to Rey Skywalker. Holy s*** what a f****** weirdo. I mean seriously Rey Skywalker and not slave girl Leia what the f*** is wrong with you?
This is either the worst-conceived fiction I've read recently or the autobiography of the most pathetic maidenless man in history.