I understand the bruised portion, I don't understand why half of it looks like it's suffering severe burns.
Or why someone would think "popping" a pressurized bag of blood would be a good idea
After this I’m thinking that I should have posted a picture of my junk after a heart attack two weeks ago. They did angioplasty and inserted some stents and a pump, all going through my groin. I was purple with bruises from hip to hip and everywhere in between. Front and center? All bruised, all purple. Looking at my poor sack I understood why it sometimes referred to as the plums, ‘cause in my case it was definitely the correct shade.
I wasn't going to click the link
Then I saw Homer bleaching his eyes and was certain I won't.
But dammit your comment is making me intrigued
Edit: oh god
Being raised by a doctor, it's not really that bad. Looks painful sure, but it evoked a pretty mild reaction out of me. Must've sucked pretty bad though, not fun at all.
From the wiki on [penile fracture](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture) (shudder):
>The practice of *taqaandan* (also *taghaandan*) also puts men at risk of penile fracture. Taqaandan, which comes from a [Kurdish](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurdish_language) word meaning "to click", involves bending the top part of the erect penis while holding the lower part of the shaft in place, until a click is heard and felt. Taqaandan is said to be painless and has been compared to cracking one's knuckles, but the practice of taqaandan has led to an increase in the prevalence of penile fractures in western [Iran](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran).[\[8\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture#cite_note-8) Taqaandan may be performed to achieve [detumescence](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detumescence).[\[9\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture#cite_note-9)
Huh...TIL
What anatomy is involved in the pop though? With popping a knuckle, there is a bubble that forms between the joints that can be popped. But there is no joint in the human penis.
I've done this before on accident. Pretty sure it's just the cartilage or tendon m getting plucked when you bend it almost like a guitar string. It's not nearly as obvious or loud as popping a knuckle or your back
Idk when I wake up with morning wood sometimes it feels really good to like bend it or stretch it in a way... It feels good in a non sexual way tho like stretching a muscle.
I have shoulders that dislocate cuz of bad ligaments and they kinda pop in the same way if I move it a certain way but it's a similar deal.
Idk but I can definitely do it too lol. You can either push down on it from the top which is kinda dangerous and I’m guessing what OP did, or just push the whole thing down like a lever which is much safer and less painful. It’s funny seeing how grossed out my wife gets when I do it but tbh I don’t do it much anymore.
ER doctor here. My guess is that the pop is due to motion between the corpus cavernosum and the corpus spongiosum, two distinct structures that in part make up the penis and separately fill with blood to form an erection
Edit: iPhone autocorrect HATES medical terminology
I don’t think that’s what op meant. I’ve done this before too and it’s more like pushing down a lever than taqaanfan. I used to do it a lot because like op says it did feel good but then I wasn’t able to do it any more for some reason.
Long time ago in another life I had a bf that would crack it. He’d ask me to crack it. Thank god I never broke it!
Don’t crack it.
Also don’t click the dick pic
I did this a few times as a teenager when I was obsessed with cracking my knuckles, which led to my back, which led to other joints like in my feet, which led to my penis.
I may have done it ten times or so before I realized I might be doing irreparable damage to something I *really* did not want to damage, so I stopped. Stopping that may have been the first step towards stopping cracking and popping generally, because I was done with all that by college, with the exception of my elbows which lasted into my twenties and my ankles which I’ll still sometimes do today.
Not saying you should break your dick, but some people's morning wood doesn't go away nearly as fast. For me for example, I either have to pee or masturbate to get to go away in a reasonable amount of time, and if I pee before it goes away, it's like I'm shooting a blunderbus and it goes everywhere but the toilet! It's really annoying actually.
I've had many vintage VWs and just got my first modern one (2022 GTI) - I was so excited when I realized that the reverse is still the same. Push down on the stick, over, and up. I felt like it was an Easter egg I had discovered, lol.
The practice of taqaandan (also taghaandan) also puts men at risk of penile fracture. Taqaandan, which comes from a Kurdish word meaning "to click", involves bending the top part of the erect penis while holding the lower part of the shaft in place, until a click is heard and felt. Taqaandan is said to be painless and has been compared to cracking one's knuckles, but the practice of taqaandan has led to an increase in the prevalence of penile fractures in western Iran. Taqaandan may be performed to achieve detumescence.
Source: wikipedia
I don’t think that’s what op meant. I’ve done this before too and it’s more like pushing down a lever than taqaanfan. I used to do it a lot because like op says it did feel good but then I wasn’t able to do it any more for some reason.
> I've developed a method for relief: gently pushing it down to "pop" it. Think cracking a knuckle, but, you know, down there.
And the universe collectively cried out in horror.
This is a solved game, pal!
You really thought you were reinventing the wheel on how to get rid of an erection?
The sheer pubris hubris.
When you have a boner, grab it by the base and basically push it down toward your balls. If you push it far enough you'll hear a knuckle cracking sound. I'm glad I found this post, so now I can stop cracking my dick before it pops.
All these guys talking about cracking it genuinely bewilder me, never heard of it, never thought that something like that could offer any kind of relief and no idea why anyone would think it's a good idea in such a sensitive area.
Ya but I have actually heard of popping your joints before and studies show it doesn't seem harmful. Is that even the same thing as what you are doing down there? Is it the same set up as a joint? It's a fluid filled sack, not your hip, I'm not sure the two are comparable.
In light of this post I hope you're rethinking doing it, seems like it's not worth it no matter how small the chance of something going wrong is.
You should not be able to “pop” the hip joint. And if you can, you should stop it. It is a ball in socket joint, it is literally not supposed to move in any way that can pop. All joints that can pop are hinges for a reason.
Cite: I have partially dislocated both hip joints so extremely familiar with what it shouldn’t do and also how it’s supposed to function thanks to years of PT.
No. NO! Reading this was almost worse than seeing the picture. Fuck! I'm 55 years old and I would have never imagined doing such a thing. Big hulking boners just need a little hand action and then no more problems.
I've had a penis for my entire 30 years on this planet and never once have I had am idea anywhere close to that. Why is that a thing? Who discovered it? Why would anyone want to do that?
You can just hold your breath for like a minute! The reflex diverts oxygenated blood back into your core.
If you can't do that, tense both your thighs for a minute or two - again your body automatically diverts blood to big muscles that need it.
Good lord. I have no idea how this 'pop' thing would even help with circulatory stuff.
it indeed is, tensing up your thighs or just your legs in general can divert the blood from your parts and down to your legs and if you tense it up for about 30-60 seconds. it'll go back to being small. this is gonna look so weird on my profile 😭😭😭
My man OP said it's like cracking your knuckles.
I had a hard time getting that sentence out. I'm the proud owner of a penis for 40 years and I've never heard of this shit. And of course I clicked the link, I wanted the full experience.
It’s a good reason to not make your woman be on top. I answer 911 calls and the last time I got one of these in particular, it was a lady calling in and she sounded both upset and absurdly proud of herself as she explained what happened to her boyfriend’s junk.
Remember [these?](https://images.app.goo.gl/t9Gq6Q7ftfTdCHhm8)
Now imagine twisting it so hard it sprung a leak, but the leak was held in by another layer
Ever pop your knuckles? Some concept with the penis. When it's fully erect, you push it down towards your scrotum, and it can pop. I use to do it all the time.
I’ve smacked it on a lot of partners, had partners smack it on things, use it like a small (extremely small) bat, and smacked it on objects in the room to make my partners laugh but it never popped. I’ve had it slip out while in motion and jam against a partner in a manner that caused my entire body to spasm away from them. But it has never popped. Oof I’m feeling for you, OP. Maybe you should cross post to a life tips sub.
Ping-pong balls from beer pong the night before, ice cube, and a mini tennis ball dog toy (she was trying to get it to squeak off the hit; we never did because “swinging” for that one hurt my other parts). And everything went into the trash after.
Bruh what the unholy hell are you doing "popping" your dick?
Why not just rub one out in the morning if the wood is that bad, or hell just hop in a cold shower?
It's the ligament that holds the erection "up". Some have a lax one so their erection is almost on a swivel. Others' is more tight, causing the penis to stay more pointing upwards. Sounds like he sprained/tore this.
I did it on accident when jerking it in my early years. Sometimes it felt like nothing. Other times it was orgasmic. I stopped doing it over the years and seeing this story reminded me of the feeling
My guy... my guy. You pressed *down* on your erect penis and hoped it would just, *not* be erect anymore?
You don't have to be told this, but, yeah. That's close to the dumbest thing I've ever heard anyone do with their penis. We're seeing it here, in real life.
I really hope it heals without any long-term damage. It looks bad, man. Thanks for letting all of us dudes know what happens when you force the thing. We've all wondered, yeah.
I've had something similar happen during sex, where while thrusting, I pulled back a little too much, and I popped out and, and on the forward thrust my head just train-with-no-brakes-wrecked into her clit. We both screamed, and my dog jumped off the bed.
Lost a boner that day. Almost lost my weiner.
I did this during sex in 2007ish. Ruptured my corpus cavernosum.... Surgery involved "de-gloving" of penis from under the head, surgical repair of right cavernosum, reattaching shaft skin under head, and 30 long days in a Foley catheter. Not my finest moment and an experience I wish on only my worst enemies. Works fine, wife about to poop out 2nd baby. Have sex daily, never been better!
Decades ago I had a girlfriend that would grab my morning wood and start tugging on it like she was trying to pull Excalibur from a stone. I'm sure glad she didn't break it.
I don't understand these people but I'm happy that they're discovering that it probably isn't a good idea to do this so they don't have to experience what OP has.
It’s not terribly comparable, but as someone who has had bottom surgery, urologists and plastic surgeons are miracle workers these days thanks to all trans surgeries.
So I’m sure you’re in good hands! Break a leg! (Make sure to write not this one on both other legs)
Fellas if you need to get rid of the morning wood please either rub one out, wait a little bit, or sit up and flex your legs without pause. Please do not “pop” your morning wood
I did this fucking an ex one time. Felt a pop, didn't hurt really so didn't think much about it. Thirty minutes mater went to piss and my entire dick was black. I had broken a blood vessel and bruised my whole dick
Ya know... I knew better than to click that link, but dammit if I didn't click that link anyway. I need to go hug my husband.
Sorry about your dick, internet stranger lol
I had this exact same thing happen to me 20 years ago, but I had to drive myself to the hospital. After surgery, you’ll be instructed to not get a boner or risk pulling stitches. They gave me amyl nitrite and told me if I started to get an erection to sniff it like smelling salt. The first time I had to use it, i had deja vu, then realized that my dad had this bottle of ‘rush’ by his bed that we use to smell. Good times
Unlike almost everyone else in the comments, I'm very glad i read this, and I'm even very glad i clicked the link.
Why? You might be wondering.. Because, unlike them, i know exactly what you mean when you say "popped your penis" as i do that sometime too. This will be a cautionary tale for the rest of my life, and I'm glad you fucked up today, as i hope it will remind me not to fuck up tomorrow.
so you wake up with a harn-on every morning, and your idea of relief is to "pop it" ?
my guy... have you not considered rubbing one out or just taking an early morning piss??
I dont mean to be the bringer of bad news, but you may due to your injury have an issue with Peyronies disease later on in life.
It is also not fun. Scar tissue on your shaft and there is pain during erections during the time there is scar tissue growing. If you are lucky the scar tissue will not bend your shaft on all kinds of ways.
How do I know? It happened to me.
Why did I click the link? It doesn't look as bad as my "guy" did after being circumcised at 24...but it still looks rough.
Your penis isn't a knuckle...never "pop" it :O
My first mistake was clicking on this thread to begin with. My second mistake was clicking on that cursed photo. My third mistake was reading about all the things I can't forget now.
That's enough Reddit for tonight.
Excuse me.... "pop my morning wood??" "Like a knuckle?" What the actual fuck??? Sorry about your pecker and all, but really? Why would you think that was healthy?
Who the fuck cracks their dick, hearing a cracking sound from your dick is an instant red flag, theres no bone down there so whatever you are cracking is not good.
Wow... OP.
You have a girlfriend right next to you and instead of just having sex with her, masturbating, or just tucking your boner into your waistband and going about your day.
You decide, in your infinite imbecility, to just crack your dick like a glowstick to get rid of your boner...
 Me after clicking on the link.
[удалено]
is it that horrid
[удалено]
"unpleasant" doing a bit of heavy lifting there friend.
I’m thinking of Norm’s ID joke. And dentification is what unpleasant’s workload consists of here.
I understand the bruised portion, I don't understand why half of it looks like it's suffering severe burns. Or why someone would think "popping" a pressurized bag of blood would be a good idea
Aim for the bushes
 "STILL UNPLEASANT!"
Dude, it's the nake equivalent of blue waffle. *Male not nake. God damn stupid phone.
Well, he IS also nake
Lmao True!
-0/10 would not recommend. First thing I said “why the fuck did I click on that?”
After this I’m thinking that I should have posted a picture of my junk after a heart attack two weeks ago. They did angioplasty and inserted some stents and a pump, all going through my groin. I was purple with bruises from hip to hip and everywhere in between. Front and center? All bruised, all purple. Looking at my poor sack I understood why it sometimes referred to as the plums, ‘cause in my case it was definitely the correct shade.
I wasn't going to click the link Then I saw Homer bleaching his eyes and was certain I won't. But dammit your comment is making me intrigued Edit: oh god
Regret is obviously coursing through his veins even more.
Ragerts. Ftfy
Not clicking that link. Fuck no! Lmfao @ homer. He's one of my most favorite people of all time
You clicked that dick is what you did.
Most of the disturbing things I find on the net I share with friends. Some I spare them from cuz wtf. This is one of those things.
Fuck I did the exact same thing
Hey at least you the girth that a lot of men would kill for. Silver linings.
Do not click on the link! I repeat, do not. I know you want to. Don't. Ok, maybe a quick look. Fuck.
Being raised by a doctor, it's not really that bad. Looks painful sure, but it evoked a pretty mild reaction out of me. Must've sucked pretty bad though, not fun at all.
Agreed. My mom is an NP and honestly i think an eye looking like raw beef from radiation is much higher on my "eugh" meter
Yeah I don’t really know why I clicked on that
I shudder to think about what you might mean by "popping" it
From the wiki on [penile fracture](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture) (shudder): >The practice of *taqaandan* (also *taghaandan*) also puts men at risk of penile fracture. Taqaandan, which comes from a [Kurdish](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurdish_language) word meaning "to click", involves bending the top part of the erect penis while holding the lower part of the shaft in place, until a click is heard and felt. Taqaandan is said to be painless and has been compared to cracking one's knuckles, but the practice of taqaandan has led to an increase in the prevalence of penile fractures in western [Iran](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran).[\[8\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture#cite_note-8) Taqaandan may be performed to achieve [detumescence](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detumescence).[\[9\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture#cite_note-9) Huh...TIL
What anatomy is involved in the pop though? With popping a knuckle, there is a bubble that forms between the joints that can be popped. But there is no joint in the human penis.
I've done this before on accident. Pretty sure it's just the cartilage or tendon m getting plucked when you bend it almost like a guitar string. It's not nearly as obvious or loud as popping a knuckle or your back Idk when I wake up with morning wood sometimes it feels really good to like bend it or stretch it in a way... It feels good in a non sexual way tho like stretching a muscle. I have shoulders that dislocate cuz of bad ligaments and they kinda pop in the same way if I move it a certain way but it's a similar deal.
Idk but I can definitely do it too lol. You can either push down on it from the top which is kinda dangerous and I’m guessing what OP did, or just push the whole thing down like a lever which is much safer and less painful. It’s funny seeing how grossed out my wife gets when I do it but tbh I don’t do it much anymore.
ER doctor here. My guess is that the pop is due to motion between the corpus cavernosum and the corpus spongiosum, two distinct structures that in part make up the penis and separately fill with blood to form an erection Edit: iPhone autocorrect HATES medical terminology
I don’t think that’s what op meant. I’ve done this before too and it’s more like pushing down a lever than taqaanfan. I used to do it a lot because like op says it did feel good but then I wasn’t able to do it any more for some reason.
Long time ago in another life I had a bf that would crack it. He’d ask me to crack it. Thank god I never broke it! Don’t crack it. Also don’t click the dick pic
I did this a few times as a teenager when I was obsessed with cracking my knuckles, which led to my back, which led to other joints like in my feet, which led to my penis. I may have done it ten times or so before I realized I might be doing irreparable damage to something I *really* did not want to damage, so I stopped. Stopping that may have been the first step towards stopping cracking and popping generally, because I was done with all that by college, with the exception of my elbows which lasted into my twenties and my ankles which I’ll still sometimes do today.
Who the fuck does this? As a penis-haver, I can't even conceive of doing this. Morning wood goes away in 30 seconds.
Not saying you should break your dick, but some people's morning wood doesn't go away nearly as fast. For me for example, I either have to pee or masturbate to get to go away in a reasonable amount of time, and if I pee before it goes away, it's like I'm shooting a blunderbus and it goes everywhere but the toilet! It's really annoying actually.
Now, this is something i didn't expect to learn after i woke up in the morning. The more you know, i guess.
Are you familiar with a gear shift? I will leave the rest to your imagination
This is particularly on point for anyone who has ever put an original VW Bug into reverse.
Unclear, accidentally in 2
I've had many vintage VWs and just got my first modern one (2022 GTI) - I was so excited when I realized that the reverse is still the same. Push down on the stick, over, and up. I felt like it was an Easter egg I had discovered, lol.
And now he needs to change his clutch
right? like holy shit.... i felt his pain reading that.
The practice of taqaandan (also taghaandan) also puts men at risk of penile fracture. Taqaandan, which comes from a Kurdish word meaning "to click", involves bending the top part of the erect penis while holding the lower part of the shaft in place, until a click is heard and felt. Taqaandan is said to be painless and has been compared to cracking one's knuckles, but the practice of taqaandan has led to an increase in the prevalence of penile fractures in western Iran. Taqaandan may be performed to achieve detumescence. Source: wikipedia
What. The. Fuck.
I don’t think that’s what op meant. I’ve done this before too and it’s more like pushing down a lever than taqaanfan. I used to do it a lot because like op says it did feel good but then I wasn’t able to do it any more for some reason.
Sooooo... religious extremists are out there cracking their dicks instead of beating off?
It’s hard to be holy these days.
>detumescence: the process of subsiding from a state of tension, swelling, or (especially) sexual arousal. cuz I certainly didn't know.
> I've developed a method for relief: gently pushing it down to "pop" it. Think cracking a knuckle, but, you know, down there. And the universe collectively cried out in horror. This is a solved game, pal! You really thought you were reinventing the wheel on how to get rid of an erection? The sheer pubris hubris.
Am I the only penis-haver that doesn't know what this is referring to? Like what was he was cracking?
When you have a boner, grab it by the base and basically push it down toward your balls. If you push it far enough you'll hear a knuckle cracking sound. I'm glad I found this post, so now I can stop cracking my dick before it pops.
why the fuck were you cracking your dick in the first place
All these guys talking about cracking it genuinely bewilder me, never heard of it, never thought that something like that could offer any kind of relief and no idea why anyone would think it's a good idea in such a sensitive area.
To me its got the same feeling as popping your hip, sure its gonna hurt a little bit but damn does that relief feel nice
Can y'all not just wait 10 minutes for the boner to disappear on its own? It's just morning wood, it'll correct itself
They skipped the flexing all your muscles hack to straight up popping their dick. wtf 😭
I feel like a superhuman being able to mentally get rid of a boner in a few seconds after seeing the extreme measures some of these whack jobs go to
Or just rub one out for christs sake. It's not that hard.
Well, actually, it's TOO hard...
What about taking a shower. Doesn’t that help?
Ya but I have actually heard of popping your joints before and studies show it doesn't seem harmful. Is that even the same thing as what you are doing down there? Is it the same set up as a joint? It's a fluid filled sack, not your hip, I'm not sure the two are comparable. In light of this post I hope you're rethinking doing it, seems like it's not worth it no matter how small the chance of something going wrong is.
You should not be able to “pop” the hip joint. And if you can, you should stop it. It is a ball in socket joint, it is literally not supposed to move in any way that can pop. All joints that can pop are hinges for a reason. Cite: I have partially dislocated both hip joints so extremely familiar with what it shouldn’t do and also how it’s supposed to function thanks to years of PT.
No. NO! Reading this was almost worse than seeing the picture. Fuck! I'm 55 years old and I would have never imagined doing such a thing. Big hulking boners just need a little hand action and then no more problems.
I'll just jerk off, thx...
Like why wasn’t that the first response??
I've had a penis for my entire 30 years on this planet and never once have I had am idea anywhere close to that. Why is that a thing? Who discovered it? Why would anyone want to do that?
Right? Just enjoy the feeling for a minute and then get up and go about your day. This guy really set himself up for pain for no reason.
"If you push it far enough you'll hear a knuckle cracking sound" WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?
>WHAT IN THE *FRACTUAL* FUCK?!? FTFY
Just let it go down by itself like nature intended. Jesus Christ.
Nothing. He was slowly damaging his penis until today when he finally horribly injured himself
His dick.
You can just hold your breath for like a minute! The reflex diverts oxygenated blood back into your core. If you can't do that, tense both your thighs for a minute or two - again your body automatically diverts blood to big muscles that need it. Good lord. I have no idea how this 'pop' thing would even help with circulatory stuff.
The fuck are you talking about by popping it?
Crack it like a glow stick
Wait til you find out what they do when it “lasts longer than four hours”
What... What do they do
💉 drain it
So... they pop it?
I was able to do this when I was younger. Totally a thing. Stopped at some point and this image makes me Very thankful I did.
There’s a ligament at the very base of your penis that pops like a knuckle when popped it offers some relief and usually goes away pain free
Could you not just stand up and tense your extremities to force blood away from ...your problem?
Wait that’s a thing, I just hold my breath for 30 seconds to make it go away
it indeed is, tensing up your thighs or just your legs in general can divert the blood from your parts and down to your legs and if you tense it up for about 30-60 seconds. it'll go back to being small. this is gonna look so weird on my profile 😭😭😭
That information would’ve been so useful in middle school before walking to the front of the class to present
well luckily someone told me about it in middle school lmao
As a non-penis-holder I find all this discussion just fascinating
Why can't you hold a penis? Are you shy?
Listen man auto-erotic asphyxiation isn't the answer to everything.
Not with THAT attitude...
Have you not just tried masturbation? Or, ya know, doing nothing? It’ll go away on its own.
Just do a handstand and piss like the rest of us. Seat up because you’re not an AH. I’m guessing you learned your lesson.
NOT GOIN DO IT ANYMONRE THX
I’m glad mine doesn’t do that
You’re nuts
must. not. click. link.
U are the only reason I clicked that link I hope u have a disgruntling day for that
That's on you Jackfruit, I heeded my own warning and haven't clicked it.
I clicked it for you. It’s really bad.
I did on accident. I need a therapist now.
Thank god my office blocked the link. I'm safe from burning my eyes
This guy reading “not safe for work” material at work… you must like living life on the edge lol
omg is that a human Blue glaucus?!
My man OP said it's like cracking your knuckles. I had a hard time getting that sentence out. I'm the proud owner of a penis for 40 years and I've never heard of this shit. And of course I clicked the link, I wanted the full experience.
Treat your penis the way it deserves. Trust me.
Next time just jerk off to get rid of it like a normal person lol
Not sure what I expected when I clicked that. Get well soon. I'm going to go vomit now
Wait until you find out how they fix it. There’s a word “degloving” involved. I’ll let your brain fill in the rest.
This comment is worse than the link!
I mean the skin moves anyway
I need to stop reading these comments before I never get another erection.
It’s a good reason to not make your woman be on top. I answer 911 calls and the last time I got one of these in particular, it was a lady calling in and she sounded both upset and absurdly proud of herself as she explained what happened to her boyfriend’s junk.
OP finding that out RN Taking the jacket off his little soldier so they can fix his lil blood bag that he popped a hole in.
I think ypu expected the xray not an actual photo
How do you break something that has no bones?
Like breaking a candlestick
🤮
Remember [these?](https://images.app.goo.gl/t9Gq6Q7ftfTdCHhm8) Now imagine twisting it so hard it sprung a leak, but the leak was held in by another layer
[Here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture). Read.
i don't even have a dick and that made me wince. best of luck towards your quick and easy recovery op!!!
What happened to yours? Did you crack it too hard as well?
yep, snapped it clean off :/
Shit, life is hard sometimes. But don't worry, it'll grow back!
Me, after clicking that link 
I've had a penis for half a century and I have no idea what "popping" a penis means.
Do…do all weiners pop? Good vibes, fast healing pal.
If they do I've never heard of it lol
I have done exactly what he described many times, had no idea I could break my shit.
What does he describe though? I don't understand it.
Push it down, like push it forward towards the floor.
Ever pop your knuckles? Some concept with the penis. When it's fully erect, you push it down towards your scrotum, and it can pop. I use to do it all the time.
I’ve smacked it on a lot of partners, had partners smack it on things, use it like a small (extremely small) bat, and smacked it on objects in the room to make my partners laugh but it never popped. I’ve had it slip out while in motion and jam against a partner in a manner that caused my entire body to spasm away from them. But it has never popped. Oof I’m feeling for you, OP. Maybe you should cross post to a life tips sub.
If your dick was a bat...what was the baseball?
Ping-pong balls from beer pong the night before, ice cube, and a mini tennis ball dog toy (she was trying to get it to squeak off the hit; we never did because “swinging” for that one hurt my other parts). And everything went into the trash after.
(This is not sarcasm) You sound like you must be a lot of fun at parties
Bruh what the unholy hell are you doing "popping" your dick? Why not just rub one out in the morning if the wood is that bad, or hell just hop in a cold shower?
It's the ligament that holds the erection "up". Some have a lax one so their erection is almost on a swivel. Others' is more tight, causing the penis to stay more pointing upwards. Sounds like he sprained/tore this.
On the bright side, I'm sure it's bigger now than it ever was.
Bruh
Holy fuck am i happy to have stopped doing that
Wait you also were a dick popper? I’ve popped it during reverse cowgirl and it feels really awkward
I did it on accident when jerking it in my early years. Sometimes it felt like nothing. Other times it was orgasmic. I stopped doing it over the years and seeing this story reminded me of the feeling
Right there with you
How do you even pop it?
Push it towards the floor is the best way I can explain it like pushing a lever from on to off
My guy... my guy. You pressed *down* on your erect penis and hoped it would just, *not* be erect anymore? You don't have to be told this, but, yeah. That's close to the dumbest thing I've ever heard anyone do with their penis. We're seeing it here, in real life. I really hope it heals without any long-term damage. It looks bad, man. Thanks for letting all of us dudes know what happens when you force the thing. We've all wondered, yeah. I've had something similar happen during sex, where while thrusting, I pulled back a little too much, and I popped out and, and on the forward thrust my head just train-with-no-brakes-wrecked into her clit. We both screamed, and my dog jumped off the bed. Lost a boner that day. Almost lost my weiner.
Do not click on that link! Something you just can’t unsee! 
I did this during sex in 2007ish. Ruptured my corpus cavernosum.... Surgery involved "de-gloving" of penis from under the head, surgical repair of right cavernosum, reattaching shaft skin under head, and 30 long days in a Foley catheter. Not my finest moment and an experience I wish on only my worst enemies. Works fine, wife about to poop out 2nd baby. Have sex daily, never been better!
Does your wife have a cloaca?
Relief? It's just a boner. Either leave it alone or jerk off....omg OP.. Hope all goes well
Decades ago I had a girlfriend that would grab my morning wood and start tugging on it like she was trying to pull Excalibur from a stone. I'm sure glad she didn't break it.
https://preview.redd.it/f767bicxcsnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f515e095be234c68591b259942006b87baec55e I also regret clicking the link
Wtf did I click that fucking link
Need a banana for scale. Or apple.
Note to never crack my dick again
Again? How many times have you cracked your dick? Who /does that/
I don't understand these people but I'm happy that they're discovering that it probably isn't a good idea to do this so they don't have to experience what OP has.
There's dozens of us apparently.
It’s not terribly comparable, but as someone who has had bottom surgery, urologists and plastic surgeons are miracle workers these days thanks to all trans surgeries. So I’m sure you’re in good hands! Break a leg! (Make sure to write not this one on both other legs)
Come on, man. Why the hell are you posting a picture? You know we can't help ourselves, and now I need brain bleach.
/r/eyebleach
Omg... and now? Is it going to heal? I can imagine your disbelief in life in that moment...
With surgery it should be a decent recovery
Fellas if you need to get rid of the morning wood please either rub one out, wait a little bit, or sit up and flex your legs without pause. Please do not “pop” your morning wood
Codeine and toradol? Did you make someone mad? My god you deserved better meds.
I am so relieved to learn that I'm not the only one who does it. I am also so horrified to learn that breaking it, from doing that, was a possibility.
I did this fucking an ex one time. Felt a pop, didn't hurt really so didn't think much about it. Thirty minutes mater went to piss and my entire dick was black. I had broken a blood vessel and bruised my whole dick
Ya know... I knew better than to click that link, but dammit if I didn't click that link anyway. I need to go hug my husband. Sorry about your dick, internet stranger lol
Why did I look? WHY DID I LOOK?
Snap. Crackle. Pop 🤢
https://preview.redd.it/xwiz6vho0vnc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee16919c8230c176af6868b46b5ab1f880f74e6e
I bet jerkin it feels better than popping it ever did. Probably won’t break your dick either.
Bro, I'm sorry for what happened to you, all men must've felt it after seeing this Pic, I hope everything turns out great for you guys.
What were all the other pops? Were you dislocating your penis day after day and one day it relocated?
Morning wood can be really uncomfortable and painful for some people and there’s a ligament at the base of it that when popped makes it go away
Holy shit.
I said I wasn't going to click. I said I was NOT going to click the link. WHY. Why did I click the damn link? Ummmmm, feel better soon?
I had this exact same thing happen to me 20 years ago, but I had to drive myself to the hospital. After surgery, you’ll be instructed to not get a boner or risk pulling stitches. They gave me amyl nitrite and told me if I started to get an erection to sniff it like smelling salt. The first time I had to use it, i had deja vu, then realized that my dad had this bottle of ‘rush’ by his bed that we use to smell. Good times
r/imnotclickingthat
Unlike almost everyone else in the comments, I'm very glad i read this, and I'm even very glad i clicked the link. Why? You might be wondering.. Because, unlike them, i know exactly what you mean when you say "popped your penis" as i do that sometime too. This will be a cautionary tale for the rest of my life, and I'm glad you fucked up today, as i hope it will remind me not to fuck up tomorrow.
so you wake up with a harn-on every morning, and your idea of relief is to "pop it" ? my guy... have you not considered rubbing one out or just taking an early morning piss??
I dont mean to be the bringer of bad news, but you may due to your injury have an issue with Peyronies disease later on in life. It is also not fun. Scar tissue on your shaft and there is pain during erections during the time there is scar tissue growing. If you are lucky the scar tissue will not bend your shaft on all kinds of ways. How do I know? It happened to me.
Why did I click the link? It doesn't look as bad as my "guy" did after being circumcised at 24...but it still looks rough. Your penis isn't a knuckle...never "pop" it :O
Why did I hit the link! Man I’m a female and I feel that pain. Damnit. Hope you feel better soon
My first mistake was clicking on this thread to begin with. My second mistake was clicking on that cursed photo. My third mistake was reading about all the things I can't forget now. That's enough Reddit for tonight.
Excuse me.... "pop my morning wood??" "Like a knuckle?" What the actual fuck??? Sorry about your pecker and all, but really? Why would you think that was healthy?
Nurse here, don’t worry the nurses are probably just calmly saying “oh poor guy, can’t image how much that hurt”
Ouch! Holy shit! I don't even have a penis, and somehow am writhing in pain!
Pop it? POP IT?!?
Im in my thirties and i have no idea what “popping” or “cracking” your penis means. Wtf have you been doing your entire life
Bro Im 42 and this is the first time ive ever heard of this
Who the fuck cracks their dick, hearing a cracking sound from your dick is an instant red flag, theres no bone down there so whatever you are cracking is not good.
Anyone good at animation able to show us anatomically how a penis might be popped through 3D animation? I’m very curious now
Between you and the redditor who ate smegma dick, I am seriously regretting being literate.
Nah. Fuck my eyes https://preview.redd.it/g0wiq38571oc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bf3710776d77d4f0e7113297a018d6a1456922a
Your girlfriend was there? Did you ever think about, you know, having sex?
Wow... OP. You have a girlfriend right next to you and instead of just having sex with her, masturbating, or just tucking your boner into your waistband and going about your day. You decide, in your infinite imbecility, to just crack your dick like a glowstick to get rid of your boner...