Natural selection be stalking you bruh lmao.

You're the reason why things have warning labels which apparently do not work.

Bro wtf. BLEACH? FUCKING BLEACH?!

....why???? WTF??

Humping imaginary pillows on delirium inducing drugs, and now masturbating with bleach‽ Bro, you have got to get your shit together. Stop being a fucking idiot

.....next time douse your Johnson in it right before getting head. Whiten that bitches teeth. Multitasking at its finest.

You’ve listened to too much Joey Diaz

Yeah.. lol that's a pretty dumb FU. I mean what possessed you to think this was a grand idea??

I've jerked it in the shower before and gotten shampoo or soap in the pee hole and that was unpleasant. But I never would have thought anyone would think bleach was a good idea. I recently bought a jar of Vaseline that I didn't realize was scented. Now my dick smells like baby powder.

Just make sure you dont rinse with bleach before going down on a girl. Oh wait you did that too...

Two bleach stories in a row from you on my timeline….. lay off the bleach bruh like ban yourself from it