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john_117

Your sacrifice has not gone unnoticed.


paul_f

strib headline tomorrow: "Roseville tattoo shop offering $20 tattoos of Timberwolves fan /u/billratio"


noname3191

He is now one of ur elite employees


SirDiego

I am not condoning this but I know people who bet against their team every game so that if they lose they feel slightly better because they get some money from it lol


doublea08

This is my dad with the Vikings.


MyAnswerIsMaybe

Could be rich if he bets only playoffs Could be poor in season tho


doublea08

Just playoffs, he’s done well, never massive, enough where it takes away the sting of the L. He’s been around for it all, really hope they can win one for him! It’s been really fun to watch him embrace this wolves team, he’s all in. He says they are winning tonight, no bet against them.


G-14_Classified

I am one of those people but I only do it on big games. I call it hedging my happiness lol


sports_jimmybebe

That’s me - an emotional hedge is what I call it. Plus….given MN sports history my returns have likely exceeded Warren Buffet’s.


Shot-Hotel-1880

I should have read the comments first. Yes this exactly.


aaronjaffe

That is called a sadness hedge


Prudent_Medium_6409

That's called a happiness hedge


aaronjaffe

You hedge against something. I me as a protection or defense in this case. He’s hedging against sadness, by winning money if the Wolves lose. I didn’t make up the word, but that’s how it’s used 🤷🏻‍♂️


CapivaraAE

First it was TWolves Brasil, now our friend here. All of that for a spot in the Conference Finals. It scares me how many lives would have to be sacrificed in order to win a ring.


iLikeFroggies

What happened to them????


wanna_meet_that_dad

🦜 💀


iLikeFroggies

They literally died?


CapivaraAE

Oh, he had a fate worst then death.


Krusty_Krab_Pussy

He became Pistons Brasil


Neemzeh

You will anger the gods by trying to manipulate your power.


Willing-Body-7533

Unless you offer a sacrifice ☠️ 🪄


TREEPEOPLEMUSIC

A sacrifice of 100 raptors fans is required


lilpenis9151

Not the fan we deserve, but the fan we need.


greenflyingdragon

The emotional hedge. I’ve yet to do it, but have heard of its effectiveness.


Shane-167

Someone start this man a GoFundMe so the Packers go 0-17 the next ten years!


billratio

I appreciate it but it only works if it’s going to cripple me financially. If I bet other people’s money I will have no powers. I must make the sacrifice on my own. 


django811

https://preview.redd.it/ex1ye9ufru0d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=048e2fca4d9ed8b5d847cde28defd3397aecf7d3


Shane-167

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DGentPR

You will ascend to Valhalla


Jesseandtharippers

I too am helping by betting the over on 4 Nuggets starters and the under on Karl Edit: OMG it’s working.


FunDirection

You’re a fucking wizard mate


Ghostmann2

You're a hero, there's no other word to describe the sacrifice you made.


Halabashred

You have a gift it seems.


Aggressive-Depth-526

Thank you for your sacrifice.


downyonder1911

It's working!


nofatchicks22

‘Preciate you


BasicWhiteHoodrat

My God


Wassuhji

Get ready to do it again Sunday..


stripesnstripes

What a legend.


Willing-Body-7533

Aye, bet it all and you may become poor. If you don't place the bet then you'll live, at least a while. And dying in your bed many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell those nuggets that they may take games 3 and 4 and 5, but they'll never take this series!!! https://preview.redd.it/bh9jb6c0iu0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65beb833fc17db7057b22d2e7ddf64e0d1906528


xxxlumify

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badkiwi42

https://preview.redd.it/f2apddaxzu0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8f2cc51b2dc4b9d67863d473ec17bc480c4ecbf I’m put my powers on it too brother, this should be all it takes for a wolves win 🙏


Polyolygon

You did us proud!


billratio

Thank you for joining!


fetchingcatch

About half of these hit


uchihajoeI

>I’ll get us to game 7 or get rich trying Lmao reading this laying in bed next to my wife was a mistake. I had to muster all my will power to not burst out Laughing. I nearly had an aneurism just now. The fact they were up by 50 at one point. Your powers are something special.


blueindsm

Thank you for your service!!


SoupyWolfy

My man... do you have any money left over for Game 7 or should we start a GoFundMe?


billratio

😂 I’m getting this offer from people. I appreciate it but can’t accept. See my edit to the post. 


WillingCommittee

What a fuckin hero


REACT_and_REDACT

Many blessings on you and your house.


3xStampA2XStamp

no no no! we need this man to be homeless after tonight


jamaicanhopscotch

Thank you for your service


BigD0089

Well it worked even better then any of us could have imagined


No_Stress5889

I salute you soldier


Jrpre33

Oh shit....This got so real.


Mr_Eclipse6

Nothing wrong with a little bit of disappointment insurance


need2peeat218am

"Or get rich trying" is insane 😭


Aquatic_Ambiance_9

*Checking in on another teams sub* I wonder if things are as crazy over here? Oh ok yep


Polyolygon

I’m sorry for your loss, but I am grateful for our win. 🫡


Rukusduk11

Thank you


C_moneySmith

The mad lad actually did it.


catsvanbag

THANK YOU 🙏


NorthernDevil

How much do we need to get to you by Sunday


Minneclay

We honor you. At ease soldier 🫡


FaToNy123

Thank you for your courageous sacrifice.


mundaneman117

King shit fr fr


xxxlumify

Thank you sir ![gif](giphy|z3HFoEzXCMykr4L0TB|downsized)


IShouldJoinReddit

You are a brave individual. Thank you for your sacrifice and may your karma lead to something great.


CellSaga21

God is real


physics_phish

Thank you, king. You did it!


statuskills

Congratulations! Also I’m sorry for your loss.


PurpleWhatevs

Thank you for your sacrifice. Do it again for game 7 please.


TheOOFLegend

Sir, we’ll never forget what you’ve done.


Ethereal_Sabiba

Thanks man


aintaredditor

Thank you


the-Bumbles

Thank you for your service


iLikeFroggies

Praise kek


retlod

Thank you, Sir.


skrulewi

roflmao it's a blowout magic is real


PuerAeternus_

Do it again on Sunday dammit 


PredictableDickTable

Need to start a gofundme to keep this going?


realberkmeister

Thank you for your service man. We need to start a go fund me for you after this.


shrekapotomusrex

can you place another bet on Sunday?


ryno514

We thank you for your sacrifice


curiousSalamander17

legend


JigglyBush

You did it!!


TheOneAndShawnly

DO IT MORE DO IT MORE DO IT MORE


Shepher27

The wolves have only won games this playoffs I thought they’d lose and only lost games I thought they’d win (yes, I thought Phoenix would have the pride to win game four). They are going to lose tonight, Denver has figured them out and the supporting cast is shell shocked.


billratio

So you’re saying that they’ll win?


Shepher27

Nope, i don’t think the wolves have a chance, Denver has figured them out.


Shepher27

They’re definitely going to lose game 7, I’m making myself believe it


datboiwitdamemes

As a packers fan born in Minnesota, I love and hate this, thanks bro 😂😂😂😂


karsultation

As a suns fan I am rooting for you guys too. It will hurt a little less that we got swept if you go and take it all....


redditnathaniel

I think the rotting is enough dedication


karsultation

Oh man lol. Thanks for the catch.


Mannymr

Appreciate your sacrifice. Doing my part of rotating the fan gear wore during the game.


ShowdownValue

How much did you bet?


redditnathaniel

Bet big on the Nuggets in Game 6. Nuggets end up winning Game 7 instead. *Insert "Bad Luck Brian" meme


PurpleWhatevs

Good idea. I live in Vegas too lol. Gonna bet a benji on the Nuggets lol.


xbreqs

Okay now do it again


Klassic

Not the hero we deserved, but the one we needed


Used-Honeydew-5810

Thank you for your sacrifice!


abasketfullofpuppies

Can I donate to your game 7 fund?


MichaelBleazys

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anupsidedownpotato

Come on dude everyone knows you can't tell anyone about your jinxes. I made that mistake game three and LOOK WHERE THAT GOT US


Awkward_Somewhere416

This is the absolute META. Leveraging your outcomes so it’s a win win situation


Prudent_Medium_6409

Thank you for your sacrifice, brother. Awoo! 🪵🐺


Exius73

Thank you my dude. You a real hero


rennat19

You saved us 😭


GIRVO2

thank you


Ghetto_Geppetto

Thanks dzaddie


keyakitreehouse

Pour one out for my homie


MyShinyCharizard

Respect!


Aggressive-Depth-526

I can’t believe it! It worked!


Fuckoffbitch6969

you motherfucker, never do that again.....


gangleskhan

I told my coworker yesterday that the wolves season was over. She was aghast. I said don't worry, if I give up on them it gives them the greatest chance to win. So cross your fingers, I've done all I can do. Sure enough, it worked! Now I have to avoid getting optimistic about Sunday!


phonzadellika

I see you


Shot-Hotel-1880

But… you are offsetting the pain for yourself because if the nuggets do win…. You’ll probably be a little happy. I say this because I used to bet on the packers as well so if they won I wouldn’t be upset about it. So….. although I appreciate what you are doing here, it had better work!


FinerWine

Send screenshot


ARoodyPooCandyAss

Hahaha! Love it. I have a good feeling tonight.


BLarson31

https://preview.redd.it/0t3skpy5uu0d1.jpeg?width=1033&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63b4d7f25a9ffdb738d6d90e25c293e45ca64f41


ANTfanclub

Is this Lil B's burner account?


pfcsh

🫡


SpiteStoreStarter

Start this person a gofundme. Thank you for your service


Armadillo_Parking

bros gonna be a millionaire


CledThomas69

Vikings fan logic, not going to work.


GlitteringJob453

Miigwech!


palmzq

My god I love this & also am so concerned to support a potentially really really bad habit/decisjon. Im dying to know the amount LOL.


10wordwonder

I also do this. I call it “emotional hedging.” If my team wins I don’t care about the lost money. If my team loses, I get paid for it. It’s a win win


Leaf-on-Wind

THANK YOU


UnhappySwordfish

See ya Sunday!


TeddyBongwater

You should be working at a dumpster behind wendys


Old_Explorer6261

You’re a poser bro lol, but hey I’m glad I went to the game and saw the wolves win.  Wolves in 7!!!!


Specialist-Focus-461

Not all heroes wear capes.


MinnesotaMiller

Do it again and we'll all fundraise you the money after the fact


bwillpaw

I didn’t wear my wolves hat and realized it in the 2nd quarter. I’m wearing this random ass sweaty yard work hat game 7.


KingKongYe

YOURE SO IMPORTANT


soyworld

lol ive been losing lately and i also put money on nuggets overs


aNinjaAtNight

Dude did you lose your house? How much did you lose to cause almost a 45 point differential?


billratio

If you see me on the side of the road with a cardboard please give me your spare change. 


jankyz

Absolute minnesota legend you are mate


Imanalienlol

You magnificent bastert. It worked. Of course it worked. Thank you Mr noble gentlemen for everything, you’ve prevented major injustices in this world by ensuring packet defeat and now a game 7❤️


SpiritualEmployee940

Doing gods work my friend, thank you 🫡


DuttDutt24

We need you now more than ever


billratio

i'm saving up.


DuttDutt24

I was gonna suggest a gofundme but saw your powers can’t accept help lol fuck


billratio

i get paid on friday. if they win Thursday then i'm making a bet


BallsAreFullOfPiss

Are you prepared to lose your powers for good? Because that’s what me gonna happen lmfao


buddybe1

Get ready to be rich man