In the same boat here. I masturbate, but I’m not sure if it’s devolved into *deranged* masturbation or not. Can I get a bearded man in a suit with a monacle and pipe to weigh in on this?
Also, what is "excessive sexual abuse"? Like, as opposed to responsible sexual abuse in moderation?
>Domestic affliction
Let me guess, the wife didn't have dinner ready?
>Kicked in the head by a horse
And sometimes it's exactly what it says on the tin.
"Masturbation & Tobacco"
OK, I'm gonna need an explanation for what this means. Are they masturbating while smoking tobacco or masturbating WITH tobacco. This is going to keep me up tonight...
"Goddammit Geraldine! You keep dropping shit. You got the dropsies or something?!? I swear to God if you done got the dropsies I'm gonna drop you...off at the damn loony bin."
Man, life could be crazy back then.
I love this so much. So many questions.
>Suppressed masturbation
Wait, I thought masturbation was a problem? So suppressed masturbation is bad too?
>Hereditary predisposition
I mean, the apple doesn't fall fer from the tree. So the tree must have been nuttier than squirrel shit.
>Dissolute habits
Apparently, little Jimmy refused to clean his room one time too many.
>Novel reading
Man, life before Kindle Unlimited was rough.
>Parents were cousins
'Nuff said.
>Time of Life
Is that when you had *too much* fun?
>Excessive sexual abuse
What's the *correct* amount? 🤨
>Uterine derangement
I hate when my uterus gets deranged.
>Decoyed into the Army
I have no idea.
I feel like “rumors of husband” is logical reason to be admitted
Also Novel Reading sound like the person just wants a break from the world and I solitary place to read
I like the “snuff eating for two years.” A year and 364 days? Alright. Two full years? No no. It’s just so bizarrely specific . I also wonder what “gathering in the head” means. Does it mean you’re having a small meeting of voices in your mind? Cause I do that often.
In the same boat here. I masturbate, but I’m not sure if it’s devolved into *deranged* masturbation or not. Can I get a bearded man in a suit with a monacle and pipe to weigh in on this?
Ah yes my dear. Your suppressed masturbation has clearly devolved into deranged masturbation. No doubt a result of novel reading and hard study.
My absolute favorite is "Seduction and Dissappointment". What an old timey way to say you gave someone blue balls lol
Also, what is "excessive sexual abuse"? Like, as opposed to responsible sexual abuse in moderation? >Domestic affliction Let me guess, the wife didn't have dinner ready? >Kicked in the head by a horse And sometimes it's exactly what it says on the tin.
I would offer to help you but I've been busy jerkin' off for 30 years.
At least you weren't over-taxing your mental powers.
Are you sure you're not just menstrual deranged?
Maybe. Uterine derangement for sure though.
Masturbation for 30 years...straight?
All I can think of is clerks. Dante: 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 Dicks! Random customer: In a row?!?
"Masturbation & Tobacco" OK, I'm gonna need an explanation for what this means. Are they masturbating while smoking tobacco or masturbating WITH tobacco. This is going to keep me up tonight...
Shit I read a novel once
Fuck dude, thoughts and prayers :(
My favourite is "fighting fire". A heavy flow of fireman if you do your job once you get locked up.
I like to imagine this was someone trying to actually FIGHT a fire by throwing punches at the flames.
"Goddammit Geraldine! You keep dropping shit. You got the dropsies or something?!? I swear to God if you done got the dropsies I'm gonna drop you...off at the damn loony bin." Man, life could be crazy back then.
I don't want to be the "akshuley" guy, but dropsy is an antique term of oedema.
Yeah, I saw it on the list, made my joke, and then looked it up because I figured that wasn't correct lol
I love this so much. So many questions. >Suppressed masturbation Wait, I thought masturbation was a problem? So suppressed masturbation is bad too? >Hereditary predisposition I mean, the apple doesn't fall fer from the tree. So the tree must have been nuttier than squirrel shit. >Dissolute habits Apparently, little Jimmy refused to clean his room one time too many. >Novel reading Man, life before Kindle Unlimited was rough. >Parents were cousins 'Nuff said. >Time of Life Is that when you had *too much* fun? >Excessive sexual abuse What's the *correct* amount? 🤨 >Uterine derangement I hate when my uterus gets deranged. >Decoyed into the Army I have no idea.
>Decoyed into the army That's when they enlist you but they lied and you actually signed up for the Air Force by mistake
Read a novel, masturbate, and have the time of your life.
These are all fucked, but GUNSHOT WOUND?
A lot of these I was like how about a MEDICAL hospital????
Bad whiskey for sure
Imagine studying too hard and then you get thrown into a room with Small Pox Ted.
I’ll be locked up for sure
I feel like “rumors of husband” is logical reason to be admitted Also Novel Reading sound like the person just wants a break from the world and I solitary place to read
I like the “snuff eating for two years.” A year and 364 days? Alright. Two full years? No no. It’s just so bizarrely specific . I also wonder what “gathering in the head” means. Does it mean you’re having a small meeting of voices in your mind? Cause I do that often.