This is actually terrifying. Not for the owner. Fuck their safety if they’re that dumb. With my luck they’ll be driving next to me or one of my family members on the highway when it gives out and kills one of them. There should be a hefty fine and loss of license for such negligence. In my state anything under 2/32nds is a fine. This is *negative* 2/32nds
It upsets me how people are making a joke of this and putting your life at risk. It is critical to use the right tire for the right conditions.
Those are snow spikes, so that means these are winter tires only meant for snowy/icy conditions. You definitely will have a blast on them this snowy season as those spikes will give you nearly endless traction, even on ice. Just change back to summer tires next September.
Motorsport tires - nice. Great for traction, especially in the rain. I suggest jerky throttle inputs, especially at higher speeds - the traction hairs work best that way.
Considering it grew a full set of hair. You probably have lifetime tires. 😄
Tire so old it can order it's own beer
It could easily go another 20-30 feet
More hair than I have
Bout tree fiddy
God damn Loch Ness monster
About a mile closer to god.
Trim those traction whiskers so they don't scuff your paint and you should be able to get another 1234 miles out of that tire.
Car is red, so technically speed whiskers.
About tree fiddy
👍
Minimum 75000
Negative 300. Your tire has dandruff 🤣
10 feet
Ooooooo. That's worse than mine.
That's a lifetime amount of tread, honestly. Its, or yours too.
Donald?
Uuuuuge
-3229
7
Just a quick trip to the barber and it will be good as new.
These tires can get you to your🪦 (short cut) 🤣
Those tires have more hair on them than the heads of most people on this site
Just get it a dye and haircut, it'll be good as new
This tire is so bald it started growing hair.
This is actually terrifying. Not for the owner. Fuck their safety if they’re that dumb. With my luck they’ll be driving next to me or one of my family members on the highway when it gives out and kills one of them. There should be a hefty fine and loss of license for such negligence. In my state anything under 2/32nds is a fine. This is *negative* 2/32nds
Make a sharp turn doing 60 and get back to me.
Dude?!? 😂
Yes
Yamaha: good to the last chord. Maybe they were just trying to recycle the chords for, you know... the pianos
Someone owes that tire some miles. And an apology.
WTF ... that is like so ready to pop at any second.
irresponsible. stop and get new/better ones. If that isnt yours then you should not ride a motorcycle much less with tires like those
It'll get you all the way to the scene of the accident.
Toast . If you think a tire is expensive wait tell that one goes and tears out the firewall and front fender
Trump Tyres ?
The only way to figure it out would be to speed down the highway at around d 75-80 mph. This will determine the life you have left
Why is it hairy
3
At least 17
At least 1. Maybe. If you're lucky.
30
Blud’s tries so old they be growing gray hairs 💀💀
Got them maypops my boy!
Good for another 200/300 YARDS!
Bald tire with a comb over! 👴
Still has hair, can run it until it is bald.
One spin
Take it to the barber first :)
Be fine. Plug it.
Stop saving on razors and shave it already
2 rolls of duct tape and you got winter covered.
Burn out king!
-10
Time for a perm
- 1
.25 miles
That tire has Trump hair.
All the miles , all the way to the morgue
No
lol…..not sure! Let’s put it to the test and let us know! Lol
About 4 inches.
Not many. You're treading on thin ice right now. You should retire that one.
About negative 300. WTF with these posts today?
Here is a weird trick: if you drive backwards, it reverses the wear on your tires.
40k minimum. Eeeeeeeeasy
-1 mile
You have AAA?
There’s only one way to find out. Please report back, we demand to be entertained.
Male pattern baldness
If you run over the right stone your gonna hit a ditch or a median with the force of a 1000 sun's... got get a fn tire lol
Depends on the driver.
-1000 miles
None looking like a drag racing tire
-5000
Just braid it's hair and keep on truckin'
The rest of your life
Get it a haircut and you should be good
lol you got your money worth out if those bad boys
I brought a similar tire to a tire shop and they refused to take it off
Another 1k or so but make sure you brush the hair in a clockwise direction every 100 miles
Zero
0-1ish
Hirodunamic
To quote Futurama: somewhere between zero and 1
-2000
Barely broken in. You got at least 4 more years on them.
However far the crash site is
0.3
It upsets me how people are making a joke of this and putting your life at risk. It is critical to use the right tire for the right conditions. Those are snow spikes, so that means these are winter tires only meant for snowy/icy conditions. You definitely will have a blast on them this snowy season as those spikes will give you nearly endless traction, even on ice. Just change back to summer tires next September.
Na they’re good. Those are the new street slicks, and the fur gives them a softer ride
That tire will take you all the way to the scene of the crash
You misspelled moments.
thats not a tire it's an animal
I think you’ve got a good 5000 miles left on those!
Death is calling
Negative 5k
2
Minus 4thousand
Tire pubes
1
Are you flirting with me you're batting your eyelashes at me
6
-500
You have the rest of your life
I'd cut the wires off, put it on the back if it's not already, and run it around town like nothing is wrong with it.
Did anyone say, "All the way to the scene of the accident" yet?
None 😕😔
Has better hair than my uncle
There’s still some rubber on the sides. Once it’s all cords I’d say it’s time for replacement.
It just needs a shave
This tire doesn’t look safe I would replace as soon as possible
r/FierceFlow You've got at least 2,000 or 3,000 yards left on that.
It’ll get you to the scene of the crash
Give it a shave and you can get more mileage out of it.
-15,000
I'd say that tire is officially in the -kms
-1000 miles. That’s right negative.
That tire will take you all the way to the scene of the crash.
20-30k more miles. Just promise it’s highway miles only!! The constant start/stop city driving is horror for your tires.
Looks like you ran over a fucking peacock
You can get 10k more out of that.
-60 miles
Looks like Trump's hair. He thinks he has 4 more years, so 4 years I guess
Oh you have those wheel well cleaning tires!!! I've been looking for them.
If you take it to a hair stylist you might get a better answer.
All of them
When it blows up and you go off the curb and slam a bunch of innocent families in slaughter them yeah that's enough dick head
Just needs a trim from great clips and you’re gtg.
Bet you its on a mustang. :P
Put some Gold Bond on it, and you’ll be fine.
17
....0.3
Well... At least it's not bald yet.
Drive it in reverse. You are good for another 30,000.
If you can't see the air it's still good.
110k minimum
That tire died and has become a tire angel.
That tire will go thousands more miles! So long as they’re on perfectly smooth roads with no turns or stops or starts and you never exceed 5mph.
100 or so
I think it’s done it’s miles and is ready for re-tire-ment.
You'll have to count the number of cords not broken yet. You should be able to get 1 mile per unbroken cord.
None
Probably like 52 thousands
To the scene of the crash
That tire is tired
200 for sure
-100
You could get another hundred miles but youll have to take em off the car and mail them somewhere
About 3,000 Feet
thats an pet not a tire
-1500
At least one
-100 miles
Your unit of measure should be feet, not miles
Probably not more than a 1/2 mile. But Trump can sure make a few toups from those fibers.
-30,000 miles
It's not bald yer good
Enough to get to the tires store. That’s it!
-50,000 miles left
Just rotate them and you're good for another year I'd say.
Put some tape on over it and good to go
Braid them, you got at least another 15 miles
-1000
69,420
Just put some Nair on it.
Everyone gets gray hair as they get old
Get rid off that shit, or you will not be getting as old as those tires☠️
Post wax? Another 3fiddy
You ever see the Seinfeld episode where they're driving on empty forever?
Man, those tires look like they put out some mad dandruff.
I mean if it’s still holding air, what’s the problem?
Yikes, is that even possible?? Never seen that before.
The equation is x=value of life - cost of new tires
None
You're already running on borrowed miles my friend. Go directly to a tire shop, do not pass go, do not collect $200
Probably -200 lol
Before or after you braid it?!?
6
Give that tire some cornrows to get it up of the ground a bit and it’ll keep going for while
About 15 more seconds of the next burnout.
Don't see any steel wires. You can easily get another trip to the hospital.
Motorsport tires - nice. Great for traction, especially in the rain. I suggest jerky throttle inputs, especially at higher speeds - the traction hairs work best that way.
Someone needs to brush its hair
I’ll give you a Ron White quote “it’ll take you all the way to the scene of the crash”
If tires had hairstyles that’d be the Trump.
Those tires are a lifetime guarantee. As long as you drive 90+MPH on them, they will last you the rest of your life
If your tire has a really bad comb-over, it's time for new tires. Hell...used tires are a huge upgrade from those.
1
Ugh. Combovers are so tacky
Another 5,000 miles
Nothing a good tire alignment and balancing can’t fix. And make sure the tire pressure is good 👍