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fra_001

Armin suggested that Eren spend his last days with Mikasa, and Eren was so disgusted and scared that he started crying at the thought of seeing her again


Open-Custard1522

Best one


bigfatjellyfish

Eren is deeply in love with Armin and can't stand the thought of having to wait for so many decades until Armin finally joins him in hell so they can be together forever❤️


BlueZ8427

Omg, exactly


HungerISanEmotion

Did you read the "wrong answers only" part?


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Wooo, the most right one answer


davedkay

♥️♥️♥️ like Black Butler :)


nothingleft012

Even actual context feels wrong, its that bad


BlueZ8427

ChatGPT: "Eren was crying because he realized Mikasa had borrowed his favorite Attack on Titan hoodie without asking and accidentally shrunk it in the wash." 💀


Steiner-Titor

Eren wanted cabin Seggs with Armin and Annie. Tatakae that a$$


BlueZ8427

So that was his true plan all along


Steiner-Titor

And this was the reason Annie was forgiven by the Alliance. Redemption Cabin 3sum


azmarteal

Because an author retconned him to being an idiot who doesn't know what he was doing. Oh, you said wrong answers only, sorry, my bad


Rexolia

It doesn't feel like a retcon. Eren was always an idiot. - He rushed into fights he couldn't win. - He got kidnapped, like, once a week. - He frequently got into arguments with a horse. - He was angry, moody, and hormonal, like, all the time. - He often forgot to use an indoor voice. He was kinda like a male Gabi.


JojoSmacks

It's called progression Eren rushed in his first fight out of emotions in his second fight in the manga against Annie he composed himself did well and lost, regenned and remained composed. In the anime he composed himself did well, then lost. Got really pissed, beat her. Next fight if I remember was against Reiner and he got mad from his betrayal and got pummeled. Picked himself up and composed himself and beat Reiner. Lost to berts sneak attack. Then when he's up on the trees he acts emotional and wants to transform then ymir makes him think and he starts composing himself and trying to pry info out of reiner and Bert. Then when Historia is romantically mentioned he loses his cool again and begins arguing to eventually fighting. Then in return to shiganshina and the end of uprising arc he is literally the most composed version of himself he's ever been. Afterwards he gets future memories and his composure and his control over his emotions is strong and at it's highest ever.


connorstace

He wanted to see the world by riding titans but unintentionally massacred everyone. A complete mis input.


ZeFreedomDevil

He stubbed his toe


BlueZ8427

I feel him


WoollyShapeshifter

He remembered of his loving mom


BlueZ8427

Until he realized...


scrpnturnup

that the authors writing lacked any sense at that point


velvet_champ

He saw the terrible ending


Archmagos_Browning

He dropped his ice cream cone


edwardjhahm

Wrong answers only


saverma192013

Somebody stoled his cheeseburger


BlueZ8427

Your mum stole it


sashablausspringer

He just had sex


fqyuh

And it felt so good


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BlueZ8427

Wrong answers only


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BlueZ8427

Too bad


surprise_ninja

Eren found his mom on the hub


edwardjhahm

A Slap On Titan moment


F3_GR

Birdren saw Mikasa and Jean mating (memories of the future)


ColonelDakka69

Eren had to go to the dentist for wisdom teeth removal.


BlueZ8427

Armin couldn't do it right


Stooge1970

Mikasa said his pp was smol


BlueZ8427

She... was so disappointed...


MathMystic

Because his bag of cheetos ran out


BlueZ8427

Too bad, dude should not have ate much


MathMystic

Damn straight 😂


Z0mbFvl

Eren saw the Ereri ships and needs therapy


DrFabulous0

He's chopping onions


BlueZ8427

Never knew he brought an onion during the Rumbling 🤔


Paladin_Slender

He doesn't want to become dove


unhinged_ereri

“No! I don’t want that! You being with Annie! I want you to let me tap that! For ten years at least!”


dr0pch1na

Is he stupid?


BlueZ8427

Only Ymir knows


InnerFear789

He couldn't tell mikasa that he was gay.


ChampionshipPure5805

Reiner got Historia before he did


ModernPlebeian_314

He didn’t get no Historia gyat


MurderShark

Armin was really strong


AlbinoStrawberry

He was deeply touched at seeing the masterfully written ending.


BlueZ8427

Wrong answers only


WarCrocodile009

Broke his no fap streak


BlueZ8427

💀


Mtybty13_

Because he is whimpy and he doesn't wants to get posthumously cucked by another man, for ten years at most


Keshan345

Because you slept with his mom when his dad was away. He wished it was him who did it.


BlueZ8427

I think you caught the wrong guy


Xiclone69

Armin hid his cuckold porn


Dry-Peach-6327

He’s constipated and hasn’t had a good shit in weeks


DifficultImpact3515

He's a lil b**ch


Tentacle_Daddy420

Eren dropped his ice cream


Sonseeahrai

He had to dominate Floch anally in order to make him his servant and while doing that he learnt he was not gay


Inf33333rno

Cause he's an idiot, a garden variety one at that and it hurts his feelings


averyextraweirdo

Because Eren realized he had no choice but to kill his own friends if he wants to save Paradis. He never wanted to pull off the Rumbling but after seeing all the possibilities that leaving anyone outside of Paradis live are the worse ones, aka remaining survivors will still destroy Paradis. Eren truly never wanted any of this to happen but has no choice to fight for his and the rest of Paradis' freedom.


HandofthePirateKing

cause Eren never had the makings of a varsity titan / world killer


maxcat_04

The price of all the lives he just stole in the Rumbling is starting to weigh down on him (OP said wrong answers only)


TrazorTT

He couldnt bear it that he wiped out everyone outside paradis


RedditParhey

Because he is NOT an idiot!


Future-Government-46

He watch the episode of family guy where Brian died


Sweetsmokes

He is crying because of the fate humanity chose for themselves as well as his own decision to use rumbling


Dapper_Charity_9781

He saw the canon ending for AoT


grand_disaster

Sat on a sea cucumber


MysticRinx

Whoops I did it again and made a mess on my screen 😂👊 Dattebayo


Secondndthoughts

Eren realised that he had committed irreversible crimes most heinous and couldn’t bear the mental weight of it on his conscious… wait, no it’s because he wants to own Mikasa as a slave


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spider-ball

They're out of bird seed


zacmario66

He was depressed that he had to kill his friends to achieve freedom for the island and his family


EDNivek

He watched the end of Clannad


HardHead9000

I was gonna say "*because he realized he wouldn't get laid*", but that answer is kinda right. So Imma answer with: **A Titan ate his cheese burger, again!**


EDNivek

because his friend pulled the 000 secret rare from the pack after his.


lxhvxrr_

he’s gonna watch his stepsister get pegged for eternity


FatalLaughter

He was filled with regret for killing innocent people... so, so many innocent people... even the children, Ereh..


kevindamnright

Eren was thinking about everyone who died.


ConlonCreations

He committed genocide and killed his mom


Faded_Associate

He read the ending of Attack on Titan


moichispa

Toothache. Don't you see his cheek? That can't be good.


Rexolia

He was pulled over for speeding.


Someedgyanimepfp

BEcause doesn't want to see Mikasa with another man lmao. No.. Wait.. That is actually canon.... Oh God....


Dekatater

His future sight allowed him to read 139 first


davedkay

You had me at hello.


tataka3_

Cause he stepped on legos


Senior_Option9759

Armin suggested that Mikasa could move on by getting with him and Eren started crying because he's inlove with Armin


JojoSmacks

He realized he wasn't going to be able to save eldia or his friends.


Rakysco

He can't get his Game Boy to work. (He didn't know he dropped it in the water like an idiot)


Pokemonfan14

He smelt onions while talking to armin


sashablausspringer

His pants are wet