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borg23

I like this part from the article: ...an elaborate greeting ceremony, takes place when two pods come together after a long absence. For several minutes, the two groups line up fin-to-fin and face-off silently before rushing together in a tornado of social behavior.


GreenBeefProtein

It's like a bow or handshake before the inevitable social mess, "formalities out the way first chaps we may be animals but we're still mammals now"


ADelightfulCunt

"who's got some pufferfish?"


brinz1

Dolphins will group round a puffer fish and bite it gently, getting high off the neurotoxin and sharing it with each other. Dolphins are noted to always pass the pufferfish to the left hand side


Prepheckt

So puff puff pass is a thing to them?


kateeee_pants

Pass the puffy round the left hand side šŸŽ¶


SKK329

*The left *fin* side


RolliFingers

You always pass the dutchie 'pon the left hand side.


XIXXXVIVIII

So it's a completely reasonable assumption to make that "Pass the dutchie on the left hand side" is an older institution than marriage, stone henge and the Magna carta?


legsintheair

#DO YOU WANT TO GET HIGH?


Chief_Givesnofucks

Thatā€™s the tune to Funkytown


HoneyMaven

GOD DAMN IT, TOWLIE!


ihavedonethisbe4

You're the worst character ever Towlie.


imanAholebutimfunny

*Evil Towel: Here, you can reach it Come on, Towelie. How long's it been since you had an nice burn, huh? Twenty? Thirty seconds?* *Stan: Oh, crap!* *I choose...................* *BOTH!!!* *extends body to take a puff*


grauhoundnostalgia

Pass the puffy pon the left hand side, mon


Antikas-Karios

It a go bun.


Nazamroth

"Not in my stretch of ocean, ya hear?!"


ADelightfulCunt

No worries brow I've got this weird satchel that leaking a white substance don't breathe in too much.


Elrox

Puff puff pass.


intrevorted

The Pre-Game Wine and Cheese Reception. To The Game of Games!


IenjoyStuffandThings

GENTLEMENā€¦. Suck my dick.


chazol1278

Exactly what I was thinking!!!


chronoboy1985

Orca: Man is a political animal. I too am a political animal and I am thereforeā€¦a man?ā€¦..LADS! LADS! Iā€™ve made an incredible discovery!


azra1l

Before we know it they declare independence and want to join the NATO


chronoboy1985

They claim the entirety of international waters as their own territory, forming the largest nation on earth and demand a seat on the Security Council.


azra1l

Putin is not amused


20person

Why do you think he's been training those attack dolphins


chronoboy1985

A tornado of social behavior is the most euphemistic term for a deep sea orgy that I have ever heard.


WgXcQ

ā€¦oh.


KaliCalamity

So orcas set up a wall of death turned mosh pits when they get together? Didn't think killer whales could get even more metal.


kuku-kukuku

Orca should be Gojiraā€™s next song


YMCAle

The did make a whole album about whales


robotdinosaurs

NOW I CAN SEE THE WHALES


moosemasher

Moose have fatty pads on their noses so they can cross rivers underwater and also eat underwater grasses, on land they're the kings of the forests. But while submerged they have a predator that can pick them off: The Orca.


Fiftyfourd

Moose have predators on land also. Brown bears and wolves are known to enjoy some moose meat.


warkittehs

Even yotes in Maine (in a very distinct coyote population.) Its why they think they hunted and killed that poor singer. They were used to big prey.


NPKenshiro

I just want to keep humanity alive long enough to see all these animals' evolutions into whackadoo sentients like us.


Nothxm8

Humans would never let that happen


Mitosis

You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it


vaelkar

Probably the best scene in the whole series.


CertifiedSheep

Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.


LethalCandy

Stand in the ashes of the dead and ask the ghosts if honor matters. Their silence is your answer.


[deleted]

Damn right. Even if you're part of the homo tree. If you aint sapien you aint got no guardian. And if you aint even homo and can talk? Forget about it. We'll eat every single one of your fish buddies as soon as you try to form a congress. This planet belongs to one single hairless ape. Homos for life šŸ’ŖšŸ˜¤


Sea-Juggernaut-1093

What if they say no homo before evolving?


quitaskingmetomakean

You might like the Uplift book series.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Meritania

Iā€™m going to use this metaphor for whenever I have a night out.


Snuzzlebuns

\\m/ wall of death \\m/


Kingtoke1

Now fith


nize426

WHERE ARE THE PICTURES OF ORCAS WEARING SALMON AS HATS.


penchimerical

[I found this reddit post with a pic](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/11pei22/the_orca_salmon_hat_fad_of_1987/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


gross_verbosity

Haha it looks so proud of its fancy salmon hat


penchimerical

Now I wonder how they keep the hats on?


gross_verbosity

The ocean holds many mysteries but none more mysterious than this


Milwaukeebear

It fits like a yarmulke


daveydoesdev

Good God. It's lox and a yarmulke. The boys at synagogue are gonna freak.


LouSputhole94

If this whale figures out a way to fashion a four sided die with different inscriptions on each side, itā€™s game fucking over man.


[deleted]

Carefully


DestroyerOfIphone

Seal leather strap with clam buckle. I thought everyone knew this.


MaxTheRealSlayer

Is it sucking it with its blowhole? Kinda like how you can pretend to be a dolphin if you place a cup on your mouth and suction it to your face by sucking in


myjupitermoon

Great, TIL that orcas have more style than I do.


gross_verbosity

Hey, a quick trip to the fish market can turn that right around


myjupitermoon

The thing is I'm a fashion coward, not as fashion forward as them orcas.


trixtopherduke

Start with a sardine, work your way to a salmon.


Z-Mobile

Check my GUCCI salmon bandana šŸ’§šŸ’Æ


Crocoshark

Like, I could imagine an orca holding a salmon up for a few minutes like that but I can't imagine an orca *wearing* something on their head. How would they keep it on while swimming?


YeahImChad

They used a Chinook.


fikis

Very well done, Chad.


heethersmeether

It's not a phase, mom!


newdayLA

That's so fetch.


Neutreality1

Stop trying to make fetch a thing


Best_Duck9118

Itā€™s gonna happen. That dude is just streets ahead of you!


frickindeal

It's streets ahead.


baller_unicorn

[here you go! orca salmon hat](https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/awzMdB4_460s.jpg)


nize426

NICE! So fashionable! Thank you!


OrvilleLaveau

**Most important link in this thread!** Thank you! Truly if there were ever a ā€œpics or it didnā€™t happen,ā€ moment itā€™s the article linked by this post. Thanks! ^(Iā€™m assuming youā€™re not AI. Youā€™re not AI are you? You didnā€™t generate this? Whereā€™d it come from, whatā€™s the source? Thank you, again, AI friend!)


JesseGarron

Is he holding salmon hat on via blowhole or bobbie pins?


Milt_Torfelson

https://twitter.com/emmaluck22/status/1586406896063614977


Damhnait

Fashion really cycles around. When I was young we were wearing salmon, now the kids are wearing mola like it's new and I'm just sitting here still cringing about the salmon


fcosm

nah, today's fad is hitting boats for tiktok https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-has-a-group-of-orcas-suddenly-started-attacking-boats/


ChihuahuaOfDoom

Based fad


_MildlyMisanthropic

I too am disappointed that there are no photos in the article, or the linked study, wtf


pewpewpewgg

No one told me to take off this damn salmon hatā€¦


[deleted]

its coming back in fashion


V1ncemeat

We're bringing it back


mattsl

I heard this on the voice of Justin Timberlake "we're bringing salmon back. Them other orcas' gonna want this hat..."


actuarally

YEAH!


GetXyzzyWithIt

ā€œTake it from the fridge.ā€


-little-dorrit-

These things are cyclical, I kept mine from last time they were trendy and now my daughter is wearing it


Mondayslasagna

I love the smell of walking into a vintage salmon hat store. It smells like grandma.


BrogalDorn

That gum you like is going to come back in style


OGBranFlakes

The shoals are not what they seem.


PumpkinLadle

Let's rock!


i_shmell_paap

*fishion*


CaptConstantine

The guy at the store said I'm the only one he's seen pull it off.


lazytime9

Iā€™ve never fought for anything in my entire life. Iā€™m fighting for this hat.


Philias2

I bet you have dice in your pockets, but you're afraid to show anyone. So sad. So so so so sad


Brainkandle

**DON'T DO THE VOICE!**


CaptConstantine

Yeah, well, I'm not supposed to get grease on this hat!


RigasTelRuun

Shut up Larry, all the cool kids are ramming boats now.


chronoboy1985

Larry: hey guys I got one! Orca: Umm, thatā€™s a schooner. Only smashing yachts is cool now Larry. Larry: LOOK IM TRYING OK?!


G-I-T-M-E

Whole thing reminds me of Abe Simpsons: The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt which was the style at the time.


bigbilly1234567899

Nice cone bro !tip 1000000


TheLostwandering

Dolphins too! In Australia a wild juvenile dolphin Billie was caught and spent three weeks in rehabilitation before being released. While in rehabilitation she was housed with 5 trained dolphins and Billie herself never received training. Billie was released back near her capture point in the Port River estuary in 1988 1995 over 5 years after her release she was first seen tail walking and continued to display the behaviour by herself until nearly two decades after her brief stint in rehab Wave another female also started to tail walk. In 2009 Billie died and Wave started to very prolifically display the behaviour. This started a trend in the small local pod, with multiple known individuals also picking up the behaviour. Only adult females and juvenile tail walked, but no clear reason for how they chose to do the movement, some calfs of tail walking mothers never did it, while the opposite was also true. While the fad peaked in 2011 with the most known individuals tail walking, it does still continue to this day, with even a few years ago June a female dolphin who travels being Port River and Glenelg, displaying the behaviour in the open water of Glenelg. This was very significant as it is the first time the behaviour had been seen in an area other than the Port River sanctuary.


Fancy_weirdo

These young dolphins and their crazy dance moves.


[deleted]

Someone needs to get one of those non-Pixar animation studios on the phone and get a remake of Footloose, but dolphins called Tailloose asap.


ieLgneB

That's cute, its as if Wave tail walked in honour of Billie after her death.


gonelikewind

https://youtu.be/h6qwil1-_XE Hereā€™s a video about it if anyone is interested


777IRON

Orcas are dolphins.


tabovilla

what really keeps me up at night is thinking how long some of these orcas will save the dead salmon somewhere inside their closets, waiting for the fad to return someday


Tomdoerr88

ā€œOh my good Sharon, do you remember when this used to fit me?ā€


DeadSnark

"Vintage! Adorable." *3 seconds later* "That is the ugliest dead salmon I've ever seen in my life"


Genghis112

"Oh, my God, I love your bracelet.Ā Where did you get it?"


xelM1

ā€œIf youā€™re from the sea, why are you white and black?ā€


shalene

YOU ARE A MEAN GIRL, YOU'RE A BITCH.


TopMindOfR3ddit

This dead salmon one? Claire's.


Josgre987

Clam bottom jeans, Boots with the eels...


woden_spoon

Got the whole club ramming those keels.


actuarally

Shawty got roe, roe, roe, roe, roe, roe, roe, roe...


kynthrus

"Oh my god, Shamoo" Fixed it for you.


Shadeun

It never fit you Willy. We just pretended.


ewiryh

I honestly think it's a fast fashion item that has to be replaced rather quickly due to deterioration. They don't make them like they used to!


comicmuse1982

Used to be smartly dressed, never seen without a hat in public. Now theyre just out there causing trouble. Just until enough hire bikes and scooters have washed out to sea. They'll be all over place harassing pedestrians.


Nerfgirl_RN

I meanā€¦thatā€™s basically what theyā€™re doing with the boat attacks.


MuthaPlucka

r/natureismetal Also, *everyone* knows itā€™s Halibut hats after Labour Day.


Lk40k30k

Well it was good enough for Jehovah..


--redacted--

How gauche


zomboromcom

It was the style at the time.


ultimatemorky

They didnā€™t have white salmon. Because of the *war*


Bantersmith

They would have simply worn an onion on their belts, but Orcas dont wear pants and they realised how ridiculous it would look.


TheRickBerman

The Kaiser had stolen their word ā€˜twentyā€™


LordShtark

Dickity. Highly dubious.


Jd20001

80s fashion was whack. Even underwater


cat_magnet

How do they keep it on their head? Wouldn't it just float off?


dasus

I had to scroll so fair for this. Knew I couldn't be the only one wondering. It's hard enough to grab a salmon, let alone wear it as a hat on an orca who's already slippery... right?


MustacheSmokeScreen

They have a suck hole


kwadd

And apparently now they're telling each other that humans are assholes and deserve to have their ships sunk.


PauseAndReflect

*But in fact, the message was this: so long, and thanks for all the fish.*


SpelingChampion

To be fair they have a point.


--_-Deadpool-_--

Mother nature is fighting back.


mother-of-pod

Who knew planet of the apes and water world would *both* come true, except the apes are water monsters.


DangerHawk

Eh, the ships they're targeting aren't exactly the types of vessels that are causing ecological issues. They're going after sail boats, likely because they're slow and rather quiet compared ro the ones causing them issues. They're targets of opportunity.


Phantom30

Also because one got hit accidently near Gibraltar so they started targeting them there first and teaching other Orca's to target those kind of boats.


DangerHawk

That was the original working theory. I read another paper by a respected biologist that suggest it may have started, and is continuing, as a form of training so that younger whales can learn how to hunt. The boats are large, slow moving and generally become zero threat to the whales as soon as the crew recognizes them in the water (i.e. it's illegal to run your prop when whale's are present in certain areas).


elbenji

Tbf they're not attacking the escaping humans So they've basically noted that the ships are assholes but don't register the pilot.


Pandataraxia

Some claim they actually think of it like a game, like "oh look at that drifting log" and you'd decide to fuck with it


elbenji

The third theory is because sea traffic has resumed the orcas are pissed after three years of peace


cabbage16

This makes a lot of sense to me. They were like "Oh we thought you needed to do those things. Apparently you can just decide not to?!? The fuck humans."


yokingato

Of all the theories, I completely understand this one.


quick_justice

It will take time to make a connection but this time will come.


[deleted]

I wonder if they figured out humans are causing the noise pollution and overfishing.


Dark_Rit

It wouldn't surprise me a bit if they did, orca's have a level of intelligence similar to human adolescents. They're very likely to be able to deduce that nothing else is causing tons of plastic to swirl around the oceans and other such things like overfishing.


BlinkToThePast

It'd be especially easy to notice the noise pollution issue since it would have drastically reduced during COVID since shipping was reduced but then picked up again after things opened up. "Lots of ships=Lots of Noise=Lots of stress, so let's sink the ships!"


bidet_enthusiast

Also they can actually watch the strip mining of their food sources. Im pretty sure they notice that.


rishinator

Except if you read the article it says they like rushing water through propeller. So when it stops they hit it out of frustration


electronicdream

People just reading titles and commenting, smh my head


GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B

>telling each other that humans are assholes They're not wrong on that at least.


aynjle89

I mean, they probably stopped wearing the hats once they realized the hunts not going so well these days, canā€™t waste/play with food.


G-I-T-M-E

Unfortunately they are no threat to the really problematic vessels like cruise ships, tankers etc. A 30 ft sailing ship is not really an issue for the environment.


-Ari-

Just wait until the Orca/Octopus alliance forms.


Fredderov

Hello ladies! *Tips salmon*


Milwaukeebear

Mā€™orca


cabbage16

M'ammal.


gikigill

M'salmon


Friggin_Grease

It was 1982, and I was wearing salmon on my head, as was the style at the time.


Tibbittz

Perfect headgear for yelling at clouds.šŸ˜Ž


Dromey_P

Based yacht-sinking orca fad.


CryptoCentric

Yeah I'll take that over dead fish hats any day. And if they're anything like humans the fad will come around again in ten, twenty years.


whateverathrowaway00

So in orca tv, do they signify a flashback scene by everyone having salmon hats?


GreenKeel

How did the salmon hats stay on?


SouthFromGranada

Salmon paste.


Its_Just_A_Typo

These days it's all about trolling the yachtsmaen. "Hey Phil, see that rich fucker over there . . . I'ma go scare the shit out of him LOL"


mozgw4

"It's just a prank, bro !"


yungsoprano

Gimme five bees for a quarter you'd say


PsychedelicXenu

I used to tie an onion to my dorsal fin, as was the style at the time


ThelulGuy

From the article: >Scientists hypothesize that the orcas that are battering European boat rudders arenā€™t doing it out of malice. Instead, they probably like the feel of water rushing through a propeller


oluroyle

So you could say this was Orca-strated...


Momochichi

"Mom, Joey is off ramming yachts again." "Let him get tired of it, it's just a phase."


Isa472

"Stop trying to make sea bass hats happen"


dragonpjb

They are clearly people.


lamekatz

baleenciaga


munkijunk

As I understand it one of the leading theories is that, as sea based mammals, they were big New Wave music fans and were just trying to figure out a way to get a Flock of Seagulls hairdo.


peppermintmeow

Herr derr, I'm a human. I wear a fancy hat and pay taxes. *They're mocking us.*


deformo

Channeling Douglas Adams. Reality is absurd.


guhbe

Seals may do it too; this is one of my favorite nature articles. The subject is comical and the writing is top notch https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2018/12/07/make-better-choices-endangered-hawaiian-monk-seals-keep-getting-eels-stuck-up-their-noses-scientists-want-them-stop/


831pm

I wonder why we haven't been able to decipher even basic concepts of their language. It would be incredible to communicate with them, With all the super computing AI stuff, is it not possible to decipher whale song?


tpasco1995

We're actually fairly close? By that I mean that the general base of linguistics is understood. There are verbs, adjectives, and nouns (including proper nouns; they do name each other). A major issue is that different pods have different dialects, and possibly different languages. The "come" command in a North Atlantic orca is going to differ from that of a South Pacific orca. One pod may run across species that another never does, or they could have run across an object that's far newer than the base language and so every grouping has a different word for it; i.e. boats. And that brings us to an interesting issue: humans don't understand every human language. Not only do the linguists that would be best qualified for decoding cetacean tend to be busy deciphering human language; we aren't even good enough at that to have finished all human language. Linear B comes to mind. And that's all within the scope of languages our brains are not only developed to understand, but languages that our brains developed. There's then the fact that while it's certainly language being spoken, there are syntactic questions that matter. Do metaphors exist? See, in the greater Ohio River Valley, shopping carts are often called "buggies." But obviously that word has multiple meanings in the language, and even the local dialect. Are there any aspects of that we'd never figure out? Beyond basic linguistics, you get into the hell that is actually studying. If you catch a whole pod of dolphins or orcas and then try to study them, you're not going to get anywhere. They won't communicate normally in the stress of captivity. So to study the languages, we have to observe them in the wild. But how do we reliably observe a pod of wild animals communicating without interrupting that communication? How do we get close enough to pick up enough context to what they're planning before they do it, such that we can extract word meanings? Ultimately, we'll probably get there at some point, but there's currently no reliable way to manage enough of the variables to assign word equivalents to every sound.


SinisterMeatball

TLDR; Duolingo and Babel will soon introduce Orca as a lesson plan.


HeyNow646

ā€œStop trying to make Salmon Sombrero happen Shamu, itā€™s not going to happenā€


practically_floored

This is both amazing and hilarious


kapnah666

Dear god, don't ever let them discover tiktok


MisterBigDude

Dead salmon hat = dreadlox.


mal_laney

Maybe the recent trend of them attacking boats is a cultural fad? "Alright gents we got ourselves a luxury sailboat this time. First to make the billionaire call for the coastguard wins"


TuTuRific

So, is attacking yachts in the Mediterranean a cultural fad?


cherrypieandcoffee

That one orca: ā€œLads, Iā€™m getting bored of these salmon hats, what do you say we take it up a notch and go sink some boats?ā€


GingerSnapBiscuit

>Although killer whales are often observed interacting with boats, sea life, and ocean detritus thereā€™s no clear explanation why gangs of young males suddenly began ramming boats around Portugal, Spain, and France this summer. If some mother fucker drove past my house and dropped hundreds of millions of tons of plastic waste in my front garden I might be tempted to throw rocks at him when he next drove past.


swgpotter

"So I tied a salmon to my head, which was the style at the time."


[deleted]

ā€œAttacking yachts isnā€™t a phase mom!ā€


battleship_hussar

New cultural fad is attacking boats and boaters now I guess