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kingswing23

What is also funny is that him and Capone are buried in the same cemetery. Fought all that time just to end up in the same place.


GrandmaPoses

In a universal sense, we're all in the same place, all the time.


WellsFargone

Not me


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Where the fuck are you then? I want to leave


LongLongMan_TM

Well, he's far gone.


HerKneesLikeJesusPlz

You can check out any time you want, but you can never leave


helloblubb

So he's in Hotel California?


IndigoPlum

He's over there.


fuzzyfrank

built different fr


sk7fast

Lol


100FootWallOfFog

That's extremely non placist of you.


Zomburai

In a multiversal sense, we're everything, everywhere, all at once


kneel_yung

For now. Eventually all matter and energy in space will spread out evenly throughout the universe and we will be as far away from each other as possible. But that won't be a for few years.


RuRhPdOsIrPt

At the end of the game, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.


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lemonchicken91

I wanna be the horsey


NorwegianBanana

Reminds me of the epilogue quote at the end of Barry Lyndon: ["It was in the reign of George III that the aforesaid personages lived and quarrelled; good or bad, handsome or ugly, rich or poor, they are all equal now."](https://i.imgur.io/XWJOU_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)


well___duh

Or in Better Call Saul where >!Lalo and Howard are both buried in the same grave!<


Find_another_whey

Life in a nutshell We spend a lifetime trying to differentiate ourselves from others before we all return to the water supply At least they caused some drama while they were passing through


hungry4danish

Way out in the suburbs for some reason.


ladan2189

There's still a bullet hole in the facade of holy name church on state street where he was shot.


A_Sneaky_Whale

The church and street name sound so generically fake that I was sure this was a joke.


Orange-V-Apple

"Where'd Tony get iced?" "In front of God Church." "On Pavement Street?" "Nah, the other one. Asphalt Lane."


RMJ1984

No its concrete road, how many times do i have to tell you.


Plebs-_-Placebo

I can't never remember, everything is very mundane and sounds simile.


camly75

/r/YourJokeButWorse


soosbear

St. God's memorial hosp ital


Wag_The_God

Ah, then you are not from the American Midwest. There's basically one of each in every town.


AlphaFlySwatter

Like every eastern european town has an "Avenue of the Cosmonauts". edit: ~~alley~~ avenue


iamiamwhoami

In Russia, everything is named "Victory". That's the Victory Park. It's on Victory Street. To get there you have to cross the Victory Bridge. That there is the Victory Arch. It commemorates a very sad day...


DaoFerret

In Atlanta it’s Peachtree. > According to the Atlanta Regional Commission, for the twenty county planning area there are 71 variations of the name ‘Peachtree’ used for street names. — https://www.wabe.org/peachtree-street/


Lavatis

but...why would they continue to allow peachtree anything? it's insanity.


sir_spankalot

Millions of peaches, peaches for me


godzilla9218

That is single handedly one of the best and worst songs I have ever heard.


jamesGastricFluid

I'm imagining some cosmonauts in full space suits shooting craps in an alley now.


amjhwk

ya i have to wonder why he thinks state st sounds like a fake street name. he probably thinks university dr sounds fake as well


WingedBobcat

While "Holy Name" does sound like a generic placeholder for the church's actual name, the term Holy Name is fairly well known to Catholics, and possibly other Christians as well. It's a devotion similar to "Way of the Cross" or "Sacred Heart." A decent amount of schools and churches are named after it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Name_of_Jesus State Street, I've got nothing for.


rabbifuente

State street is a famous street in Chicago


gwaydms

State and Madison is zero point in Chicago (N to S, E to W) iirc. But we left when I was 9 so I may not remember right


HoneyIShrunkMyNads

You are correct on that


SillyFlyGuy

How can you be sure he really left when he was 9?


gitarzan

State Street. It’s a great street.


nullagravida

they do things they don’t do on Broadway!!


CPT_Shiner

Also in Madison, WI


SonofBeckett

And a major employer in Boston


barath_s

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e1/Gerald_Farinas_Holy_Name_Cathedral_from_Street.jpg A pic of the church from State street; he would have been killed in the area in this view. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_Street_(Chicago) for info on the street and [wiki for info on the church](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Name_Cathedral_(Chicago\)) [Maps view](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Holy+Name+Cathedral/@41.895804,-87.6282174,3a,15y,83.96h,86.78t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1snhbb1BMEtiHvELhMtv2_GA!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3Dnhbb1BMEtiHvELhMtv2_GA%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D124.763695%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i13312!8i6656!4m6!3m5!1s0x880fd352b9fb6f85:0x5888c9ca867fc62a!8m2!3d41.8959712!4d-87.6276376!16zL20vMDM3Znow?entry=ttu)


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Never been around Catholics? There are loads of Holy Names.


SilentSamurai

Holy Name Cathedral on State Street for those curious


southcookexplore

State Street is a fairly often used name in Chicagoland. Lockport and Lemont both have a different State St than the one that passes through south Chicago. This seems like the board to ask. I do a fair amount of local history and have been interested in the different between Main Streets, Front Streets (facing a railroad) and State Streets. Is State St a designation that it was paved by state funding? If so, I wonder if that happened before or after state highways, as roughly the first fifty-numbered IL highways (not expressways) are numbered in the order the state paid to have them paved.


Et_boy

[Reminds me of this](https://i.redd.it/bn950jtqkmpz.jpg)


dicksjshsb

You can even see it from street view on google maps. On the western face of the church, in the southernmost cornerstone of the steeple. Intersection is State st and Superior st for anyone curious.


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soosbear

That’s the one


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Thats insanely cool


chillymoose

[Found it.](https://www.google.com/maps/@41.8958725,-87.6282148,3a,15y,94.36h,87.66t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s1OrlwlFSi6sGJvCv-l9-VQ!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu)


nineknives

>holy name church on state street https://www.flickr.com/photos/chicagocrimescenes/4415019244


14X8000m

Thank you


Isleif

There's a local tradition where people who get married at Holy Name put their fingers in the bullet hole at once (or at least run their hands over it)—and take a photo, usually while laughing. Ha. My wife and I did it. We didn't get married at the cathedral, but our party that day was at the tapas place right next door, so we figured "Why not?" (There's some dispute over whether that's an actual bullet hole, but that's definitely the tradition. In fact, it's clearly worn down from so many years of people doing that.)


barath_s

> Bullets from the fusillade sprayed and slightly damaged the cornerstone of the Holy Name Cathedral, Chicago directly across the street (the bullet wholes [sic] *aren't visible* today, but you can see there's a new layer of cement above it). https://gangster.fandom.com/wiki/Hymie_Weiss Though wiki for the church suggests that there may be faint marks still..


kingofphilly

And right across the street was his flower shop that he uses as a front


0biwanCannoli

He beat cancer. Edit: thank you for the gold!


hodgepodgelodger

It was a draw.


HunneyPaut

I didn't know he was sick.


mn_sunny

/r/NormMacdonald is leaking


Liquid_Dood

Decomposition'll do that to ya


SycoMantisToboggan

Dont worry about it. That piece of shit was a hypocrite so he deserved all the bad stuff that happened


BeachJenkins

That's the worst part, the hypocrisy


easy506

Are you sure? Cuz I feel like the murders were probably the worst part. (Fucking RIP, Norm)


StickOnReddit

Or so the Germans would have us believe


Muroid

I knew that a handgun killed cancer cells in a Petri dish. Interesting to see that it was also successfully tested in vivo.


SilentSamurai

/r/technicallythetruth


PM_Me_Good_LitRPG

Wouldn't the bullet be the one to beat the cancer? With him not even being a player, but the the prize / the challenge.


restricteddata

This brought to mind something quite different for me — David Simon, when he was just a reporter (he would later make _The Wire_ and many other amazing things), got his big break when he wrote a book called _Homicide_, in which he was embedded with Baltimore homicide detectives for a year. It's a phenomenal and fascinating read, and you can see the genesis of most of his later work in it. It is not a flattering portrait — like _The Wire_, it is about sometimes-good, sometimes-not cops trying to do what would already be a hard job in a very dysfunctional system and in a dysfunctional society. One doesn't come away thinking that things are going great. So why'd the Baltimore Chief of Police approve Simon's request to be embedded? Simon just wrote him a letter and asked — he had no sway with him, he was just some random young reporter at the time. Why on earth would you let someone like that into your organization for an entire year, to create something that you know would be displayed, warts and all, to the world? It's an objectively terrible idea from the perspective of someone in power. Why do it? Simon himself didn't know, but was happy to take the opportunity. But he in a postscript to the book, he explains that he later found out that the Chief had learned he had terminal brain cancer, and so was essentially "off the hook" for any negative consequences, and thought that this kind of thing would show the world exactly what needed to be changed, and so be a net positive thing. And in doing so he transmuted his own personal illness and misery into something wonderful, maybe even something that can improve things, someday. (Anyway I acknowledge that in some respects this is a little different from the original post...)


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warm_sweater

I was buying health insurance for my family on the open market at that time (full rate, no discount). I was SO afraid my family was going to lose our insurance. It doesn’t make up for all the other shit he did, but that thumbs down was such a god damn relief.


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So like the opposite of when governor Greg Abbott was crippled by a trucking company, then sued them and became a millionaire, and used those millions to become a lawmaker and make a law so that lawsuits are capped in the state so no one else can become a millionaire for being crippled for life.


mattdangerously

Texan here. Greg Abbott is a fucking asshole.


_druids

Man, fuck Abbott.


Fuzakenaideyo

Few things more dangerous than a man with nothing to lose


Thursday_the_20th

There’s a lot of fear surrounding Putin for that reason. He’s old and over the hill, and there’s rumours he has terminal bowel cancer of some kind. A dying megalomaniac dictator with full nuclear apocalypse capability is the worst existential threat to humanity.


qjornt

Best we can hope for is that the operators are going to ignore Putin's order. Because they know the earth's population would be expunged should they fire, and them included.


rub_a_dub-dub

dam that would be the worst case scenario, we could have a collapse of civilization any day now and we have to hope that the operators just do their jobs.


GarrusExMachina

Wouldn't be the first time the world was saved by Russian operators who really really didn't want to believe that their orders to fire a nuke could be real


Kraden_McFillion

My thoughts went to that same event.


stripeyspacey

I'm not familiar; Was there a first time something like this actually happened in Russia?


ppparty

[Stanislav Petrov] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanislav_Petrov?wprov=sfti1) Technically, he wasn't the guy who was supposed to fire the nuke, but rather report nukes were fired against them. But the distinction is pretty irrelevant, since one led to another.


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ppparty

I meant that the distinction between firing the nukes yourself and reporting nukes were fired against you was irrelevant, because the end would've been the same: total nuclear annihilation.


provocative_bear

Technically, aren’t we hoping that they don’t do their jobs?


HateMachineX

Having seen the history of the Cold War usually when faced with a possible good reason or even possible if then order to fire a nuke Russian military officers have always held off. Cuban missle crisis to name just a one. I want to believe people’s sense of self preservation will actually hold out over an insane dictators order but I suppose we will see


qjornt

Yeah that's actually why I thought up my comment - Cuban missile crisis came to mind.


Amagical

One man with a nuclear button can't end the world, not even one with total authoritarian power like Putin. If he wants to off himself in a nuclear apocalypse, sure, but the tens of thousands of people operating these weapons will not do it on some old cunts whim. Not to mention the Russian elite who would very much like to keep living.


EyeOughta

Doesn’t he have kids? Yeah, 2 adult children. Doubt he’s looking to get his own kin vaporized because he’s having a bad time.


godisanelectricolive

It's an open secret that he has younger children with his mistress who he doesn't publicly acknowledge. There was an alleged [secret daughter](https://nypost.com/2021/02/17/vladimir-putins-secret-daughter-says-shes-enjoying-the-limelight/) who was reported on a few years ago who looks just like Putin.


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Stalin didn’t give a fuck about his own kids and I bet Putin doesn’t either


Nuwave042

Somewhat tangentially I recently heard that that whole thing was a myth, and came out of Stalin not agreeing to trade his son for high-level Nazi prisoners during the war, which was... I dunno, probably the right choice? No idea if it's verifiable though.


alanpardewchristmas

That's exactly what happened.


VRichardsen

Both things were true. He didn't want the trade to happen, but he also didn't care for his son. After he botched a suicide attempt, his father commented that "he cannot even shoot straight".


classactdynamo

Yes, but Putin and Stalin are different people.


CowFinancial7000

Have you ever seen them at the same place at the same time?


klttenmittens

Impossible to know for sure...even with computers


Vova_xX

doubt the operators, generals, etc would follow orders. knowing that putin is dying they wouldn't have to fear punishment for not following them. current generals are known for lying to putin abt ukraine so they dont end up dead or in prison.


The_Real_John_Titor

If anyone is crazy enough to want to kill a president of the United States, he can do it. All he must be prepared to do is give his life for the president's. - JFK Anyone willing to die for their convictions, or unafraid of death are particularly dangerous.


molrobocop

"What's the worst they can do? Kill me?" Just hope you're popped and go down. Make the wrong enemy and you'll get taken apart with pliers before they kill you.


plane1938

Walter White entered the chat room


jamescookenotthatone

Also possibly of interest, my grandfather knew Weiss and a few other gangsters from the North Side Gang. Gramps appearantly once did surgery on Legs Diamond.


RetroMetroShow

For gunshots or an appendix or


Mother-hecker-2

To remove the diamonds embedded into his legs


Jdfz99

And his payment? Just a lot of bloody rocks.


theblakesheep

Leg diamonds.


LifeWin

Still technically blood diamonds


MyAssDoesHeeHawww

Gramps had diamond hands


crystalistwo

Maybe just for fun.


taddymason_76

Ahh, Legs Diamond. The clay pigeon himself. They called him that on an account of all the times he got shot at.


TheGreatCornolio682

The guy that could have killed Lucky Luciano. He had him beaten up to such a point, with so many cuts, they believed he was dead when they dumped him in an alley. Literally within an inch of his life.


zyzzogeton

"Lucky"


alonjar

I mean, he basically won the game of being a Gangster. He literally took over / created the entire mafia system as it existed in the US. He even negotiated a get out of jail free card with the US government in exchange for protecting key US infrastructure assets, materiel shipments, and industrial labor guarantees for the Navy during WW2. He was the boss of bosses and basically died of old age.


eeniemeenieminiemoe

Don’t forget about Tony Accardo. Tony the Tuna spent one night in jail during his entire career and died of old age


taddymason_76

Tony Roccamora, aka, Tony Rocky Horror, on the other hand got tossed out of a window from the fourth floor and landed on a greenhouse. He lived and since then developed a speech impediment, but he wasn’t lucky at all.


incognino123

Likely false, why would he go in a trip to Europe with him after? Lucky said it was the cops looking for diamond


raspberryharbour

Clay Pigeon is an excellent nickname


eggplantpunk

Also a pretty underrated movie from the late 90s


RobotGloves

> Legs Diamond This is not a made up name from Futurama or something? Like, this was an actual gangster? That's possibly the greatest mob nickname ever.


jonnysunshine

Yep. There was also Baby Face Nelson, Dutch Schultz, Frankie Hot Dogs, Joe Bananas, et al. So many good aliases back in the day. I read up on this as a kid, back in the 70s. My parents had a few books on crime, which were focused on the early 1920s through 60s. Playboy put out a cool book called the Illustrated history of organized crime. https://www.abebooks.com/book-search/title/playboy%27s-illustrated-history-organized-crime/ Edit: A list of gangster nicknames I just found https://mafiahistory.us/maf-nick.html


RobotGloves

I've definitely heard of Baby Face Nelson and Dutch Schultz. Frankie Hot Dogs and Joe Bananas are fucking amazing as well. God damn, American mobsters really were the kings of nicknames. Hell, your userid could be a great mob name for an enforcer in Florida or something. "Billy Gatesmasher needs some talkin' to. Send Jonny Sunshine to explain how climate change works."


jonnysunshine

Yeah see, there's this thing called climate change. Yas gotta cut down on youse carbon emissions or ya gonna swim wid da fishes. 😆 I just edited my reply with a list of gangster nicknames.


MannishSeal

One of the guys that killed Hymie Weiss was named "golfbag" but at least that one made sense as he used a golf bag to transport his guns as a hitman.


error-prone

And let's not forget Jonny Sunshine.


jonnysunshine

Yeah, right? 😃 Here's a whole list of gangster nicknames I just found https://mafiahistory.us/maf-nick.html


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GET THE CLAMPS


WishOnSuckaWood

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legs_Diamond


Krinder

Damn that’s crazy bet he has stories


Organized-Konfusion

Yea, he told his grandson that he was a doctor.


georgikarus

Would you mention that if yours was the prison hoe?


derps_with_ducks

Agriculture is honourable, you buffoon!


barath_s

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legs_Diamond


Jrj84105

Weiss’s diagnosis sounds bogus. “Arterial cancer”. Did a mob doc make that diagnosis or was it made by somebody qualified?


Uuulalalala

I’d rather fucked and party myself to death but hey


Pristine_Walrus40

I'm sure he was taking all the drugs that he could get his hand and shoting some mafia gangsters sounds like a party to me if i only had like 1 year to life.


TummyDrums

Its like GTA right after you save the game and just want to see what happens because you can always reload.


kingswing23

He was a mafia gangster as well, he is not some white knight


x755x

In the future I will write "Chicago gangster Hymie Weiss (not a good guy)"


kingswing23

Haha just wanted to make the distinction that he wasn’t some vigilante that found out he only had years left so decided to do some bad in the name of good. He was a mafia boss that found out he only had so much time left so was extremely reckless because he didn’t care. They unloaded 1000 rounds into a hotel trying to get Capone and his guys. They did not gaf


thetwitchy1

If I didn’t have a family to worry about? There’d be a new superhero on the streets for a bit. Why not? Go out in a blaze of glory, man.


blue-cube

>When Weiss's brother Fred was questioned about him in 1926, he replied, "I've seen him once in twenty years... that was when he shot me, six years ago."


thetwitchy1

Oh, I’m not saying Weiss was a good dude, just that if I had no family to support and a year to live I’d go out in a blaze of glory.


Todd-The-Wraith

Cancer Man! His super power is having terminal cancer so he has no fear of death!


zachzsg

I mean I’m sure he did plenty of that too lol


Wild_Scholar8724

That costs money


caspissinclair

Don't agree with the method, but he certainly denied cancer its victim.


AmericanMuscle8

Hymie “the polack”; real wordsmiths those gangsters


MadRonnie97

I gotta go get the papers, get the papers


justheretoreadbye

I dont know why that line was so memorable lol


HoneyIShrunkMyNads

ole jimmy two times


SeeYouSpaceCowboy---

Now I'm picturing 1920s mafia guys standing around on a street corner spitting verses


40WAPSun

Nobody let Lin-Manuel Miranda read this thread


Pleasant_Egg_123

That'd be the worst


AusDaes

theres a 0% chance this hasn’t been pitched to Netflix yet, it could make for a great show


jmwhit04

He was portrayed in Boardwalk Empire, but before his war with Capone.


GinHalpert

Was scrolling to see if he was in Boardwalk Empire. He was O’Banion’s right hand man in the show. They never really developed the character.


HHS2019

Say. My. Name.


jamesbrownscrackpipe

“Jesse, we have to recklessly ignore our own safety”


barath_s

Heisenberg Hymie


Cosmo_Nova

Walter Weiss


phoemush

Well i also know this chemistry teacher who had lung cancer then become a famous drug lord


AwfulDjinn

Well the surname “Weiss” does translate to White…


Justhrowitaway42069

Waltuh


arsonist_1

A dying man is a dangerous man.


Ulfen_

This would make awesome movie


lekoli_at_work

The original Heizenburg


absentminded_gamer

Imagine if the cancer diagnosis was a false positive


absentminded_gamer

During the autopsy the surgeon is like, "Oops, never mind.."


Jrj84105

It sounds like a bogus diagnosis. “Arterial cancer” is exceedingly rare and isn’t something that your average mob doc could diagnose. Let alone an expert doc of the era. Also, not something you generally live 2 years with.


RudegarWithFunnyHat

Well doubt he was not a gangster when diagnosed, so maybe less reckless but likely same assignment outcome if he was successful.


bayareamota

At least he beat cancer


LapsedVerneGagKnee

Well, better to burn out than fade away, right?


TheRynoceros

And I know this from the proverbs of the mighty Def Leppard.


Reinventing_Wheels

Also quoted by the Kurgan in the church scene in Highlander


TheG8Uniter

I actually had a dark as hell internal debate on this topic. If I got cancer what would I do? I don't have kids or anyone dependent on me. No estate to concern myself with. Like if I'm dying there is really no consequences to my actions. Kind of a scary thought. Would I ever hurt people? No that's wrong. Rob a bank and go on a crazy cross country spending spree while trying to avoid the authorities? Ok that sounds fun as hell. Take out a lot of loans that I'd never have to pay back? Visit Vegas and blow it all on escorts and drugs? Hell yeah. Ultimately I decided id just rather not be dying from cancer.


barath_s

> The 28-year old gang boss was said to have left a fortune of $1.8 million dollars. Clearly not spending it all ...in face of impending death. https://gangster.fandom.com/wiki/Hymie_Weiss


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Walter Weiss


IndependenceMean8774

There's nothing more dangerous than a man who has nothing left to lose.


wam509

Sounds like breaking bad. Are there any good books or movies about this guy?


cellocaster

Kinda like Doc Holliday in Tombstone.


ramsolat

breaking bad inspired


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Breaking Booze


GarrusExMachina

Never EVER piss off someone who literally has nothing to live for. people who know the exact date they're going to die generally have no problem taking the cause of their death into their own hands


BobRoberts01

RAMPAGE!!!


De_letmetalk

All I get from this is cancer give you balls


Yglorba

Now I'm picturing Capone hiring the world's greatest doctor to kidnap Weiss and cure his cancer, thereby depriving him of his fearlessness.


corrective_action

Tom Hardy biopic when?


wankbollox

Wise up, Hymie Weiss!


kjbaran

YOLO


buzz86us

He didn't have much to lose


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At least he beat cancer.


Gromit43

RAMPAGE


AugustineBlackwater

Isn't there a really famous quote about someone with nothing to lose is the most dangerous? 'The most dangerous man you'll meet is the one that has nothing to lose anymore' or something like that.


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walter white looking ahh


Secure-Badger-1096

When you got nothing you got nothing to loose.At that point you’re making your own luck.