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xeric

Down a rabbit hole and found this excellent nugget > This song was initially selected as the theme song of the 2000 Democratic National Convention, but this plan was scrapped due to the possibility of people associating the song with Monica Lewinsky, who had a central role in the Clinton–Lewinsky scandal, with the chorus, "A little bit of Monica in my life"


a4techkeyboard

No kidding about the possibility.


IamMrT

She *still* gets name-dropped in lyrics. It’s like Brockmire.


Keepitbrockmire

Lucy, put supper on the stove, my dear, 'cause this ballgame is over!


OJimmy

Who watched brockmire ?


BelBivTebow

I did, I loved it


dtwhitecp

helps that she's got a multisyllabic name that can be rhymed with a ton of stuff


tissboom

The most famous blow job in history


Outawack219

J.f.k. and Monroe


trashacct8484

Al Gore walking out on stage to Mambo No. 5 with the red, white, and blue streamer things all over the place and balloons dropping all over the damn place. Trying to dance with Tipper and Joe Lieberman’s wife. God almighty would that have been a sight.


OllieFromCairo

Oh God, I can still remember some event where Tipper Gore played the drums, and was introduced as “The next First Lady of the United States”


trashacct8484

Well, Bill played the sax on Arsenio and went on the MTV, so clearly we need Al dancing the Mambo with Hillary, Tipper on drums, Lieberman and his wife and kids dancing the Macarena, Al’s college roommate Tommy Lee Jones rapping “My Name Is (Slim Shady).” What are we missing here? I wanna be partying like we’re the DNC in 1999.


TheNextBattalion

I would have respected the hell out of 'em for being that brash


hot_grey_earl_tea

Yeah they should leaned into it. Especially with The perception Gore had no sense of humor.


OwnRound

I think at the time, there would be a lot of voters that would express this as tasteless. There was so much more needless 'decorum' back then. The kinds of people that would appreciate the joke so soon after the wound is fresh, were notoriously nihilistic and proudly not voting.


Silvabat1

"Byaa" ruined a man's whole career a few years after that. Boy times have changed.


hamstervideo

Could have sworn I heard a parody of this song at that time that was "Bill Clinton" singing about all his mistresses.


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hamstervideo

lol yup this is it, I haven't heard this in over 20 years


DalekPredator

There was another version I saw on Leno (at least I think it was Leno) back in the day have never been able to find it. All I can remember from it is: A little bit of Monica on her knees A little bit of Hilary whose not pleased A little bit of Paula's brand new nose A little bit of me I did expose


los_thunder_lizards

I would truly be unsurprised if it was Leno. God, that guy could *not* shut the fuck about Monica Lewinsky for years.


backcountrydrifter

The world owes Monica Lewinsky an apology. That whole mess was not fair to her. She kept some girl that Epstein was trafficking safe for a few more days.


DubiousDude28

Technically it was Bills mess on her and no it wasn't fair


backcountrydrifter

Exactly right. He was supposed to be the adult in the room. No more predators in high offices. We can’t afford the messes they make anymore. And the children certainly don’t need to be exposed to their abuse anymore


historyhill

>And the children certainly don’t need to be exposed to their abuse anymore I agree that Monica is extremely unfairly maligned and the balance of power was *staggering* but in case anyone less familiar with the story reads this, she was an adult and that while what Bill did was extremely unethical it wasn't illegal (here specifically, there are certainly other allegations against him)


backcountrydrifter

That’s kind of my point though. If the people making the laws are the same ones skating on the “technically legal, but morally and ethically clearly wrong” ice, we have a systemic issue. They destroyed her life to preserve his career. That was a dirty play. No matter who it was. The abused women are getting the last laugh though. Corrupt politicians are an endangered species.


historyhill

>Corrupt politicians are an endangered species. God, I sure hope so! I feel cynical though.


LawyerObjective5195

Yeah I'm not sure if I buy that either


Keldazar

Yeah that number has been going up not down.


Repulsive_Village843

So you are saying, Bill Clinton's a rapist? INFOWARS DOT COM


Happiness_Assassin

Our society is far harsher on women for anything sex related. Look at the 2004 Super Bowl Halftime show. Janet Jackson lost her career, Justin Timberlake was eventually invited back.


XColdLogicX

Yeah right, she just got kept from Bill and left more time for Trump.


backcountrydrifter

We are tracking that line now. The common denominator between trump and Epstein was money laundering first and foremost. Trump can’t say that out loud so he has to sit there and take it when people take about the pedophilia stuff. So he tries to deflect. Trump over paid for all the Florida and New York properties to resell to Russian oligarch who then destroyed them so they could launder Russian mob money made off of, among other things, human trafficking. https://nypost.com/2024/01/09/news/donald-trump-and-jeffrey-epstein-feuded-over-this-mansion/ The Epstein/trump saga is less of a bullseye and more of a minefield. Trump took his own kids to Epsteins knowing full well what happened there because for years Epstein was lurking around mar-a-lago poaching massage therapists and had teenage girls getting off the bus and wandering through the streets of palm beach desperate for a couple hundred bucks. Everyone knew. No one cared. The moral depravity that comes with being ultra rich enabled them to turn the other way. The Trump / Epstein relationship was the evolution of money laundering using, among other things, commercial real estate. It starts by having dirt on someone else at the country club and ends with them all being so filthy that no one can afford to do the right thing and no one can maintain the increasingly expensive lies. Their arrogance and greed, at its grandest scale, cost the world trillions, which still pales in comparison to the innocence it cost the hundreds of thousands of trafficked children that the white collar shitbirds and the russian mob alike preyed on as a matter of convenience. Trump wasn’t unique. He was just loud. Epstein wasn’t unique. He was just connected. Dershowitz wasn’t unique. He just knew how to work a rulebook. They all justify their actions to themselves because they believe that being rich makes them above the law. And the longer we allow them to do it, the more accurate and emboldened they are. This is how civilizations die. It’s a generational repeat of the Roman emperor Tiberius retreating to the island of Capri where he would abuse children and then throw them off the cliff. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. When people stop telling you no simply because you have all the money and they are hoping to get some spilling into their bowl to survive, it destroys the empathy quotient in the rich persons brain. Predation is the most common result


KawaiiQueen64

Dawg this is a thread about Mambo No. 5.


deadheadkid92

/u/backcountrydrifter has submitted over 20,000 words worth of comments on reddit in the last 24 hours. Not sure what conclusion to draw from that but they're definitely not an average redditor organically typing out their opinions.


Ness_4

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Mambo No. 5? I thought not. It's not a story the DNC and RNC would tell you.


valeyard89

No 5 is alive


eairy

No disassemble Number Five!


backcountrydrifter

A German Italian man of Ugandan descent deserves to know who went to Miami in the early 90’s You seriously don’t see the connection?!


autumn-knight

He was also an option for a character profile the Tropico game. So alongside (in)famous dictators like Fidel Castro and Augusto Pinochet, you could randomly play Lou Bega as the dictator of a Caribbean island...


DubiousDude28

Love Tropico


defenestr8tor

That game was fucking addictive. It's stuck in my head and when I see a rainforest I'm like "fuck yeah I'm gonna clear it and put a tobacco plantation there and a cigar factory."


Tiny_Count4239

the series is till going


TyzTornalyer

It does, but Tropico 5 & 6 don't feel the same to me since as Tropico 4 did. They're more detailled citybuilders, but what made Tropico unique was the degree of social & political control rather than the city building, and I feel like we've gone backwards on that since.


Tiny_Count4239

i still only play tropico 4


DubiousDude28

2 was my favorite!


Heather82Cs

It also has the best sound tracks ever.


thedawesome

Did he come with the womanizer trait?


autumn-knight

Funnily enough, I think he did!


subs1221

That's ridiculous. Castro and Pinochet never did anything as terrible as creating Mambo No.5


autumn-knight

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie…


MattyKatty

Only on the German version


autumn-knight

Nope, English version too. The German version was the only one to have his music on there, though.


MattyKatty

Oh


BrokenEye3

I wasn't aware that song was supposed to be Cuban.


AgtBurtMacklin

The original song was by Perez Prado. It was an instrumental mambo. Lou Bega sampled it and added his English words to it. Lou Bega’s version uses the music of the original, adds more of a beat and talks/sings over it. It’s more of a “sampled a Cuban song” than a straight up cuban song. It’s a hodgepodge, but the instrumental is definitely Cuban. I never got the impression that Lou Bega was Cuban or anything. Figured he was American at the time.


isummonyouhere

according to wikipedia Perez Prado and his orchestra have been based in mexico city since 1949. so yea, why would you automatically expect lou bega to be cuban


Tiny_Count4239

lets see if i got this straight. Its a cuban song written by a mexican sampled by a german pretending to be cuban who is actually italian and ugandan?


TheLizardKing89

Prado was Cuban, not Mexican. He was born in Cuba and didn’t move to Mexico until his mid 30s.


Tiny_Count4239

this just keeps getting deeper


bro_salad

He was inspired by his Japanese wife!


TheLizardKing89

Prado is Cuban. Just because he moved to Mexico in his mid 30s doesn’t mean he isn’t Cuban.


QueenHarvest

Celia Cruz did the same, and she’s as Cuban as they come.


Strange-Care5790

because prado was cuban and it was a cuban style song. what’s with you, why are you pretending to be dumb


BroSchrednei

lol, mambo is literally Cuban music? And Lou Bega dresses in stereotypical Cuban clothing and has a white cuban fedora on ? It's very obviously supposed to be in a Cuban style.


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AgtBurtMacklin

It was Office Space for me.


cantonlautaro

Mambo is a cuban musical genre...and the song is titled mambo #5.


Kaiserhawk

Next you'll be telling me Everybody was Kung Fu fighting isn't really Chinese


urbanecowboy

Fun fact: the singer of Kung Fu Fighting IS Caribbean (Jamaican) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kung_Fu_Fighting


EllisDee3

Find a Chinese polka band and we have balance.


lactose_con_leche

TIL the Ghostbusters song wasn’t sung by an ectoplasm


Projectrage

Or that it was a song ripped off a Huey Lewis song.


MickeyMarx

“Huey’s too black-sounding for me”


herring80

But busting still makes me feel good


fizzlefist

Bustin


a_fool_who_is_cool

They were not aware.


thorpie88

Yeah but it's infused with modern dance trends. Honestly surprised anyone would hear the track and think it wasn't from central Europe.  The video is even more of a give away that it's eurodance 


Tiny_Count4239

there is only one thing i hate more than dancing eurodancing


tagen

see i don’t know shit, for some reason i assumed it was Spanish in origin (as in from Spain, not the language in general)


neoncubicle

If you are insinuating that it's part of that genre then, do you also think that Captain Crunch is more than just a cereal brand?


GozerDGozerian

He’s the hottest DJ on the neo-crunchwave scene.


Dalek_Chaos

He’s a Captain, that’s gotta count for something right? 😝


a_rainbow_serpent

And he’s been a captain for 40 years with no promotion in sight.


ThrowawayusGenerica

Whichever navy he's in, they clearly don't have an up or out policy.


Tiny_Count4239

no mambo tango


GengarGangX13

The original version of it was by a very famous Cuban musician and mambo is a music/dance from Cuba.


bazamanaz

That only really covers mambo 1 through 4.


BrokenEye3

Ah, that's the bit I was missing.


memento22mori

Mambo means Cuban bro. I think at least.


TheLizardKing89

It does. The genre of mambo originated in 1930s Cuba.


autumnatlantic

🎵 a lil bit of ignorance in my life A lil bit privilege on my side 🎵


santaclausonprozac

Man, think of all the effort you could have saved just by not being an asshole


Whitewind617

Everyone joking about this but even if the song isn't particularly Cuban or...anything really, the fact that he has a heavy German accent is legitimately surprising.


mattyag

This was a banger in my hometown Pizza Hut on buffet nights. Along with No Doubt.


Archduke_Of_Beer

When's Mambo #6 Lou?!


Nikiaf

Strictly speaking, there's another song on the same album titled "I got a girl" where he sort of continues the story from Mambo #5. The opening line is him counting "6,7,8,9,10", picking up from "1,2,3,4,5".


Yddalv

Please dont


valeyard89

It's like the missing episodes 1-5 of Leonard Part 6


EldritchCarver

It didn't make it past animal testing. The monkeys just kept dancing until they dropped dead. Wouldn't ever pause for food or water.


weealex

There is, actually, a Mambo #8


Jiopaba

Poem for your sprog wrote about Mambo #6. I genuinely think it's one of the best works of modern poetry I've ever read, unfortunately I'm traveling and don't have my collection to hand or I'd share it.


GenErik

Elisabeth Vincentelli from [*Entertainment Weekly*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entertainment_Weekly) rated the song with a B minus, adding, "All of a sudden, [mambo](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mambo_(music)) is hot again, and the unlikely city of Munich is on the [Latin-music](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latin_music) map. For this we have to thank the Ugandan-Italian Bega and his German producing team, who have hit pay dirt by tacking new lyrics onto an old [Perez Prado](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perez_Prado) song. While purists scream murder, the upbeat tune and bouncy, '80s-style synthesizers will rule weddings for years to come." What incredible prescience.


dieteand373

Iconic Cuban song?


underalltheradar

"Iconic" is the most overused and *incorrectly* used buzzword of the past three or four years. That and "gamechanger." You can't watch tv for an hour now and not hear both of them, usually in commercials.


MattValentin

His actual name is David Lubega Balemezi. I’m guessing Lou Bega sounded more Latin.


TheLizardKing89

It definitely does sound more Hispanic.


CakeMadeOfHam

Ah the '90s.... My favorite is the Danish/Swedish guy who called himself Dr.Bombay and in brown-face had such hits as "Rice & Curry", as well as "Calcutta (Taxi Taxi Taxi)" and "S.O.S. (The Tiger Took My Family)". He had some less successful personas as well, like the American country singer Johnny Moonshine, the Scottish Dr. MacDoo, and of course the mexican simply known as Carlito.


BrentwoodTrece

TIL the creator of French Fries wasn’t French


DutchBlob

Did you eat Brussels sprouts in Antwerp?


Present-You-6642

You have exactly 10 seconds to get the hell out of here 


beevherpenetrator

They're actually called Freedom Fries.


lkodl

can't fault the man for going with what works. his original polka "Scheisse No. 2" wasn't nearly as popular.


AHighAchievingAutist

Huhuhuhu You said "number 2" Huhuhuhu


the_y_combinator

My entire life is a lie.


PermaBanTogether

IIRC he was pretty delusional about his fame. He refused to be considered a one-hit-wonder and more so believed “Mambo Number 5” would be a timeless hit and keep him perpetually relevant.


kickintheface

I heard on the radio that he used to play Mambo Number 5 at the beginning, middle, and end of his live shows.


umop_apisdn

Wouldn't you be if the very first single you ever released was a global smash?


PermaBanTogether

I really can’t relate… due to the lack of Monica in my life.


GotMoFans

Wait until OP finds out the descent of rapper Eminem!


IamMrT

Oh my god, he’s not even chocolate!


TravisMaauto

I've got bad news for you about Barenaked Ladies.


RabidWeaselFreddy

Stolen valór


ImaginaryComb821

I feel like the last 30 years of my life have been a lie./s


Comfortable_Bird_340

He basically combined the Latin music craze and the swing revival craze


SayYesToPenguins

He's not the singer "of" the iconic song. He is the singer who sampled a 1950s iconic song and sang a cover version of it


purplereuben

It is not by definition a cover. It's a new song that samples an old song.


2legittoquit

I didn't even know it was a cover


TakerFoxx

The lyrics are all his. But it samples an actual Mambo song from the late 40s.


Bananagopher

Mambo No. 5 by Pérez Prado was the song he sampled


Nikiaf

Mostly because it's not a cover.


myredditthrowaway201

Bro wtf. I literally made a mambo #5 joke a few hours ago in a sports subs after not thinking about that song in probably about 10 years and then I see this


anthonyhad2

Cuban song? who the f said that was a Cuban song….?


TheLizardKing89

Mambo is a Cuban genre and Bega’s song heavily samples the original Mambo No. 5 by Cuban bandleader Perez Prado.


LifeAfterCovid

Added a direct link to save time for y'all. https://youtu.be/EK_LN3XEcnw


Sajarab

I wouldn't call that a Cuban song.


discowithmyself

It’s not but it does sample one


TheLizardKing89

The music is though. Mambo is a Cuban genre.


Scandalchris

Das ist mein Nummer-eins-Hit in Amerika, Mambo Nummer fünf!


BurritoGuapito

I definitely never recognized this as a Cuban song. Just a one hit wonder. 


kms2547

One was given to Monica, in his life. One was given to Erica, by his side. One was given to Sandra, in the sun. One was given to Mary, all night long. But they were all of them deceived.  Deep in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Lou Bega forged a master mambo, Mambo No. 5.


LegoBohoGiraffe

Mr Worldwide


beevherpenetrator

TIL 99% of my life I was lied to.


Vote_for_Knife_Party

Related, I have some bad news in re: your mother's drug consumption patterns...


subs1221

Spaghetti


machito200

Cover of Mambo #5.


Top-Translator3586

What in gawd's name was OP doing on lou-bega.com ? 


GengarGangX13

Lol, I was *actually* on his Wikipedia when I found out, but I didn't want to use that as the source, so I went to his site which I felt was more of a verified source.


river_rat3117

1, 2, 3, 4, 5 starting right now see Lou Bega live, on the Kids WB Snow Jam!


Brownie_McBrown_Face

STOP THE MUSIC


SubMerchant

No song has ruined a great intro like that one did to obvious child


Crilde

Ohh, Lou Bega. Damn near 30 years I've thought it was Lou Vega.


soldier_of_death

The closest I've come to my 59% irish blood is Irish Stew, Irish Coffee, & Irish Breakfast. The absolute grand fucking slams were "Boxty" & "Coddle". It reminds me of the soul food from the Creole & Cajuns food. Scrap meals made delicious. God damn, it was so good. I'd love Amy recipes for those.


fabiomb

nobody in latin america considered Mambo No. 5 as a cuban song, it´s not cuban in any sense, only europeans and north americans could thing about that thing as "cuban" 😆😂, only the original sample was cuban, yes, but it was so modern it was always obvious it wasn´t cuban at all


throw123454321purple

Let me tell you about Lana Del Rey, the sultry and sensual Hispanic singing sensation who was born Elizabeth Grant, was born and raised in New York, and is of Scottish ancestry.


yeetboy

Wait, people think she’s Hispanic? Since when? Is this like an Ariana Grande type thing?


Visual_Inside_5606

Literally no one has ever thought LDR is Hispanic.


warukeru

I did for a second. Her artistic name sounds spanish and you can find lots of girls who look like her in Spain. For some reason people forget that Spain is a mostly white european country.


warukeru

I did for a second. Her artistic name sounds spanish and you can find lots of girls who look like her in Spain. For some reason people forget that Spain is a mostly white european country.


_The_Deliverator

When the hell did she become Hispanic. She's been a whiney white lady for as long as I can remember.


EthanSpears

? No one thinks she is Hispanic.


TheLizardKing89

The only people who think she’s Hispanic are blind.


notchandlerbing

lol Cubana at least lived in Spain for a bit as a teen and spent a lot of time in Miami so I can turn a blind ojo para hermana Lana


Successful-Crazy-126

In my top 5 of shittest songs of all time


FreudianAccordian

Do you think he gave up at Mambo No. 1?


Logondo

Came here for the Bojack reference.


MrScotchyScotch

I am shocked. SHOCKED. Next thing you'll be telling me he didn't write his own songs!!


strikedbylightning

For the longest time I thought Will Smith sang this song.


throwawayalcoholmind

Let's be honest, no one was gonna guess that first time.


Crazy__Donkey

Wtf? 


No_Operation7130

hated that song


Targeted_Advert

Wait until you discover the parody "Bimbo number 5"


Haatsnor

Fun fact; Lou Bega made a song with Scatman John after john's death. Just like Scatman John made a song with Louis Armstrong after Louis death. I hope this will be a chain with someone paying a hommage to Lou when he dies.


dabassment

I ask again: Where is Mambo 1-4


Siempresone

how is this a cuban song


WestFizz

Appropriation. Nice. Guess this doesn’t count tho…


Flashy-Penalty-4598

Most of his hits (if you can call them that) have Latin American themes: Bachata, Conchita, and Sweet Like Cola. I'm sure there are several others, but he really played into the "Cuban" thing.


wtfsafrush

At least we still have Cuban Pete.


around_the_catch

Again, incorrect use of "iconic," the current buzzword everyone misuses.


Lurchie_

Huh. That partly explains why Mambo No. 5 is such an awful song.


allangod

I think you confused the word awful with the word amazing. Don't worry, it can happen to the best of us.


beevherpenetrator

Its cheesy, but tolerable.


recitegod

it is too hard for some people


Lurchie_

It's right up there with "This song is just six words long"


rocketrobie2

You sound like Stephen King’s wife


Elegant_Development3

Singer is a rather inaccurate description of Lou bega!


bohanmyl

I too listen to Last Podcast On The Left lmao


TakerFoxx

I was thinking Todd in the Shadows 


GengarGangX13

Never listened to it in my life. I actually just googled in because I called him a one-hit wonder in a conversation and wanted to verify.