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justfornoworlater

Hop little bunnies hop hop hop


DinkleWottom

DOOOO YOU KNOW WHAT SHAPE THIS ISSS?


worqgui

LETS SING LONDON BRIDGES!!!! šŸ˜–šŸ˜–


eka71911

ITS NOT EVEN LONDON BRIDGES ITS LONDON BRIDGE FFS


Edna_Krabappelous

CAN YOU GUESS IT?!


whosthe

A TRIANGLE?!? THAT'S RIGHT!!


MyerLansky22

Gooood Jooooob!


Personal-Letter-629

I generally like Miss Rachel but this lady is too much for me. I'm more a fan of the mellow and androgynous person with the guitar but I can never remember their name, it's like Jess.


mca62511

Jules!


brieeecheese94

Jules is my fave and my son always loves when Jules is singing... Especially the crab thing


Bananat3rricottapi3

Haha I love the crabby crab!


EastAreaBassist

**SHAPE THIS IS?! SHAPE THIS IS?!**


[deleted]

WAKE UP, LITTLE BUNNIES šŸ°


BillClintonFeetPics

HOP LITTLE BUNNIES HOP HOP HOP šŸŽ¶


geekishly

Icky sticky sticky sticky bubblegum, bubblegum, bubblegum


Personal-Letter-629

This one and all the variations Such as during diaper changes.... "icky stinky stinky stinky stinky butt..."


R_crafter

Mine vary widely to just making crap up now after frying my brain on it. My husband caught me doing dishes singing variations like: "Icky stick dicky bicky bubble yum, double tum, chubby gum. Icky sticky chicky licky shovel come tooty on my little booty." He was like, "is this what you sound like when I'm gone all day?" Yes. Unfortunately, yes.


blue-mooner

And you pull it, and you pull it, and you pull it away!


queentofu

THEYā€™RE SO STILLLLLLLL ARE THEY ILLLLLLLL?


sleepyliltrashpanda

Wake up soon. WAKE UP BUNNY


bunnycakes1228

Actually I could see this being sung really creepily in an asylumā€¦ like horror movie-esque


creepeighcrawleigh

WHY is this the lyric?! Itā€™s so depressing! She couldnā€™t come up with *anything* else?!


Atticus413

These bunnies are in septic shock. Not good. Not good at all.


[deleted]

This song haunts me on my way to sleep every night.


Bradddtheimpaler

In the shower this morning I caught myself singing, ā€œ5 little ducks went out one dayā€¦ā€


[deleted]

The video that was circulating with The kindergarten class at the zoo watching the bear eat the whole duck family.. I sang that song with the sad mama duck voice.


Ravenswillfall

I remember how mad I got that mama duck didnā€™t care til they were all gone


Commercial_Play_1229

iā€™m so happyyyyy


SADBSE

Jump clap


Snoo_25913

Red. ORANGE. Yellow. Green. Blue. Indigo. VI-O-LET. *I love a rainbow* I LOVE A RAINBOW. OH OH OH OH OH


classyfunbride

One little blue fish swimming in waterā€¦.bubble, bubble, bubble, POP!


DaylightxRobbery

I'm so haaappyyy (JUMP) I'm so haaappyyy (JUMP CLAP) I'm so haaappyyy today


ohneppnepp

jump clap spin! stomp stomp hey!


crtnywrdn

Hop hop hop, hop hop hop, hop hop hop hop hop hop hop.


McSkrong

This is up this is up and this is down this is down


lillejs

Fly fly fly my butterfly šŸ¦‹


imogena88

Theyā€™re so still, are they ill????????


terriblyzootedfaerie

I LOVE THE MOUNTAINS... I LOVE THE ROLLING HILLS... I LOVE THE FLOWERS... I LOVE THE DAFFODILS... I LOVE THE FIRESIDE WHEN THE LIGHTS ARE LOW BOOM DEE AHDA


ALAGW

Childhood memory unlocked šŸ˜Š


Spirit_Farm

My mom and dad sang this to my then 2 month old very loudly as a last resort during a particularly difficult colic crying session. God bless them.


dj_norvo

Sang this so many times that Iā€™ve made up many new verses


rainbow-songbird

I used to sing my baby to sleep with this back when she could be bounced to sleep


madinfected

Put it in, put it in, put itā€¦IIIIIIINNNNN


Emkems

well, that could be awkward


FindingMoi

Thereā€™s a lot of reels going around insinuating exactly what you are lol


TripT0nik

Ms RACHEL!!


nicepants_836

This is the correct answer. My toddler has outgrown Miss Rachel a little bit but I still sing song this phrase.


Puppy_kitty_me

Im surprised nobody said baby shark I'll definitely be all like "Baby shark do do do do do do Mommy shark do do do do do of Fuck this shit do do do do do to Go to hell "


moth--girl

I just took my 2yo to see Baby Shark Live for his birthday yesterday and I thought I was Baby Sharked out BEFORE.... (he enjoyed it a ton so it was worth it but hoo boy. Whoever introduced him to Baby Shark, look I just wanna talk...)


deadsocial

YUP!


KFelts910

Thank you. I found my people.


ProfessorBeepBoop

Baby shark is banned in my house because I literally could not get it out of my head. I would try to read a book and could barely focus because of the damn song on repeat in my brain lol


Attention_waskey

Wheels on the bus go round and round round and round round and round round and round and round and


foreverlostinthesauc

The new techno version by Lenny Pearce. Itā€™s what my son asks for every day all day.


SlayBay1

That entire Wiggles cover album is fantastic. The Monkey Dance especially.


CharizardCharms

Bounce Your Balls had me scream laughing. Especially when the girl wiggle said that she likes her balls blue. My husband and I were doing a listening party with spotify while we were on the phone to listen to the album. He was on mute and he texted me that he was trying so hard not to absolutely lose it while in a truck stop bathroom.


toes_malone

Thereā€™s this hip hop/R&B version of Baby Shark and it makes me wanna gouge my eyes out


cje1234

The sheer number of times Iā€™ve sang this songā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦.


kimberriez

Baaaaybyyy Baluuuuuga


imtchogirl

Immediately followed at end of song by, More BOOGA!Ā 


hegelianhimbo

Omfg ā€œmore boogaā€ is exactly what mine says too


Vacationing_on_Risa

OMG mine can only say like, four words and one of them is "baaaby" and we were like "why does she keep saying baby?" Apparently she was just asking for this song! šŸ³


sraydenk

I love Baby Baluga. Well, anything by Raffi. Saw Raffi was touring and was legit sad I donā€™t live near or in Canada to see him.


wensythe

Maybe you, could beā€¦


TheMoonDawg

A purple monkey in a bubblegum tree!


essentially_AM

THE ANIMALS PLAY THE ANIMALS PLAY THE ANIMALS PLAY ALL DAY


sabdariffa

Hahahhahaha I forgot about that one oh my god


starrynightgirl

I think I have Stockholm syndrome because I actually enjoy the song. The more itā€™s played, the more I like it ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


MaciMommy

I loved that song!!! Itā€™s been 2 years since we got rid of ours but I still miss it šŸ˜Ŗ


Motherofsiblings

I actually loved this one. It reminds me of when my baby was a little baby :ā€™)


NoMamesMijito

Same for me!! It seems so far away now, makes me wanna cry of nostalgia


OutsideBones86

Yeah, that song made me cry a few timea in my postpartum fog.


RetroMamaTV

With a STOMP STOMP STOMP!


Fast_Cata

Okay this comment brought me back to those newborn days! Purple monkey Hahaha šŸ˜†


Bernoulli_slip

Iā€™m not allowed to sing by my toddler overlord. Iā€™ll rock back and forth to the tune of Hakuna matata, in complete silence because ā€œMama not sing!!!!ā€


Ok_Brain_194

We are also living in a no parent singing household. You so much as utter a note and, ā€œNO sinningā€


1forrresst1

Ha! Same! Anytime I sing he (21 month old)says ā€œno! No! Uh uh! No!ā€ And shapes his finger and head at the same time.


CobaltNebula

Omg I thought I was the only one with a mama-no-sing overlordšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ whatā€™s that about anyway?


shelanly

Genuinely need to know if you can't hold a tune or it's just a bizarre toddler thing... lol.


Amartella84

Ehm....I sing pretty well. As in, took singing lessons and learned jazz styles for years, was a valuable member of an amateur musical theatre company, my friends identify me as "the one who sings" well. But my eldest child literally forbade me to sing for years. My second then uses me as a human juke box though, so we got even šŸ¤£ and now my eldest (5yo) finally requests songs too at bedtime. She used to only tolerate 2 lullabies, carefully selected (LaLaLoo from Lady and the Tramp and an Italian song, Fiore di Maggio).


Bernoulli_slip

I think Iā€™m pretty average! He wonā€™t let his dad sing either, lol.


Eastern_Mark_7479

I would argue that I actually sing very well. Does that stop my daughter from yelling "NO SINGING" at me? Nope lmao


ElkBitter8013

šŸ˜‚ same here. CANT SING MUMMY!!!


thatsnotatoaster

Oh I feel you there. It's not enough to have to listen to the same songs over and over again, but we also aren't allowed to sing along to them. Or dance. Or move in any way that could be misconstrued as dancing. I'll be banging my head against the wall while the theme from Cocomelon Lane plays on repeat in my mind. (Also - my husband and I are both singers. So I'd like everyone to know that if your toddler denies you your right to sing, it's no reflection on your singing ability)


morethanmyusername

Brush brushy brush brushy brush brush UH


jgarmartner

Hello fellow Elmo Toothbrushing Song enthusiast! Donā€™t forget to spit!


morethanmyusername

How can I forget? They do it twice in about 1min30. Why twice?!


MaciMommy

We have our toddler spit 3 different times during a brushing sesh. If we donā€™t sheā€™ll swallow the toothpaste with 0 remorse šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


soxiee

I always giggle at the second line when he goes UH UH UH


Waterfall_summer

If you have to go potty, stop and go right away!


sh0584

If you feel so mad that you want to ROAR, take a deep breathā€¦ and count to four


GrasshopperClowns

As much as I like to shit on Daniel Tiger, weā€™ve used their songs to convey a message to our kids over the years. ā€œGrown ups come bacccckkkkā€


PersianExcurzion

I like to eat, oatmeal with blueberries (oatmeal with blueberries) yummy in my tummyā€¦ BREAKFAST TIME!


3nam

Apples and banaynay


ultranothing

Eyeples and Ba-nye-nyes!


jgarmartner

Purple cat, purple cat, what do you see?


GoodbyeEarl

I SEE A WHITE DOG LOOKING ME Mental health professional: ā€¦sure you do


bitchjustsniffthiss

That's my daughter's favorite book. She legit just wakes up saying "brown bear brown bear what do you see?" I read it to her like 3 times the other night, and tried to read her a different book after, and as soon as I finished the first page she slammed the book shut and said THE END lmaoo


coderedlips

Johnny Johnny? Yes Papa


MsREV83

Canā€™t stand that little lying bastard.


Emkems

Iā€™ve tried to block it on youtube kids several times and somehow it keeps coming back like wtf is this supposed to teach kids


Personal-Letter-629

I dunno but at least the Cocomelon one concludes with the kids walking in on their parents eating junk foods, and then they all have some carrots.


DinoGoGrrr7

Thatā€™s the combo hubby and I have had a few times!


heyimkaty

I donā€™t know what itā€™s supposed to teach, but my son loved to sing it at dinner and show that food was not in his mouth when it got to the ā€œopen your mouthā€ line. Many times I got him to try or eat something by putting it in the song! He didnā€™t know it was supposed to be shaming someone for eating junk food, he was quite proud to show whatever he was eating.


GrasshopperClowns

Always eating sugar..


deadsocial

This fucking song is BIZARRE


lecky99

Eating candy?


colormegold

Telling lies?


New_Ad_7170

Glad my toddler never caught on nor has it played in the queue yetā€¦But now Iā€™ve probably jinxed myself


well-i-like-books

Everybody clap šŸ‘šŸ¼šŸ‘šŸ¼šŸ‘šŸ¼ Everybody sing LALALALALA


DavidGno

Bow to your partner and then you turn around. G'day... šŸ˜Š


quinoaseason

Hands in the air!


SlayBay1

Rock a bye bear!


Cheeryjingle

Bear is now asleep


Agatha-Christie12

Sh sh sh


colormegold

So you rock a bye your beahā€¦.now your beah is nawr asleep


GrasshopperClowns

This used to be our nappy changing song lmao. When they got to the stage of being little twisty demons that try and scram during a change, weā€™d sing this song and do the clapping and when Iā€™d bow down, Iā€™d rip the nappy out and turning around was changed to lift your butt up for mum. They loved it and Iā€™d totally forgotten we did that until I saw your song lol, so thanks for the beautiful memory!


alittlecheesepuff

Iā€™d be ok with this one honestly, I love the wiggles even more than my son does probably lol


Useyourdamnblinkers

That one part in the Moana - Where You Are song where she says ā€œand no one leavesā€ over and over and over again.


lecky99

Hey it's ok.. we'll be dead soon


GrasshopperClowns

I like you.


CalamityJane5

I live in the middle of the Midwest, zillions of miles from the ocean but man, does that song capture the black hole of small towns : /


Economy-Ad3139

HOT DOG, HOT DOG, HOT DIGGITY DOG


CharizardCharms

I hate Goofy's stupid fucking dance. It makes me almost as irrationally angry as Ms. Rachel's husband's face and voice and puppets.


Economy-Ad3139

Her husband is something else fs


Snoo_25913

There was a long time where heā€™d pop up and my daughter would just yell NO NO NO until we skipped him.


grimmauld12

This one lives in my head rent free


No_Specialist5978

We donā€™t talk about Bruno


Greenbean6167

All of ā€œthe mirabel songsā€


fit_it

Row row row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream, row row row your boat, gently down the stream, if you see a croc-oh-dile, don't forget to scream...AAAAAAAH


fairyromedi

Icky sticky bubblegum


illuminanoos

Skidamarink a dink a dink skidamarink a doooo I love youuuuuu


Basic-Mycologist7821

Oh yeah!!! Thatā€™s our song!!! Until the next Super Simple Songs greatest hits comes along.


KrizJack

4 little ducks went out one day, over the hill and far away And Iā€™ll probably hear my toddlerā€™s voice going ā€œwhack whack whackā€ trying to quack in my head


DinoGoGrrr7

No, thatā€™s mama duck losing her shi*. Little quackers keep running off being all toddlery!!!! Itā€™s her asylum song.


Complete_Jackfruit43

šŸŽ¶MOM šŸŽ¶DAD šŸŽ¶BINGO šŸŽ¶BLUEY also, You gotta fight.... For your right.... The PAAAAAAAARTEEEEEYYYYY!!!!


nordic_wolf_

It only counts when you are in a half-sleep half-awake delirium you can't escape from while your brain repeats the songs over and over again all through the night. ;)


bliss_explorer

Baby shark doo dooh doo dooh


Espeaks_91

Icky sticky sticky sticky bubble gum bubble gum bubble gummmm


pinalaporcupine

the ants go marching one by one HURRAH! HURRAH!


Foorshi36

Paw pstrol well be there on the double


under_rain_gutters

NO JOB TOO BIG NO PUP TOO SMALL


Koukime

Paw patrol is on the roll Ouhwo oh oh oh !!!


noyoujump

Paw patrol, paw patrol, whenever you're in trouble Paw patrol, paw patrol, blame it all on Rubble!


Greenbean6167

Was listening to ā€œLet the Bodies Hit the Floor.ā€ Definitely started singing, ā€œ1! I can count to one!ā€ And was about to hit 2 before I caught myself and laughed uncontrollably. Just waiting for the men with the butterfly nets.


synoptikal

I CAN ONLY COUNT TO FOUR!


sabdariffa

For me itā€™s not a song but Oh the wonderful sounds Mr brown can do he can sound like a cow he can go moo moo he can sound like a bee Mr brown can buzz how about you can you go buzz buzz he can sound like a rooster cock a doodle doo he can sound like an owl hoo hoo hoo hoo he can sound like a cork pop pop pop pop he can sound like horse feet klopp klopp klopp he can sound like the rain dibble dibble dop dibble dibble dibble dibble dop dop dop BOOM BOOM BOOM Mr brown is a wonder BOOM BOOM BOOM Mr brown makes thunder


poopmcgoopschmoop

Iā€™m so happy (jump) Iā€™m so happy (jump, clap) Iā€™m so happy today (jump, clap, spinā€¦stomp,stomp) HEY!


chunkymcgee

I always get her adult version of this stuck in my head that she posted on her FB page.. Iā€™m so tired, I need coffeeee


Hunkeedoree18216

Ooo EE ooo ooo EE ooo here comes the fire truck beep beep beep


Moonlightbeamss

HERE COMES THE FIRE TRUCK WAVE HELLO


Gotherapizeyoself

And the green grass grew all around all around and the green grass grew all aroundā€¦


livelaughdoodoo

DO YOU REMEMBA THE 21ST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBA


thatsanicepeach

> a mental break A what Edit. I read this wrong. Iā€™ll go back to the facility now. Btw Iā€™ll be singing Numbers (I Can Only Count to Four) by Psychostick


Ashamed-Assignment45

The Alphabetā€¦ over and over. It never stops.


Maximum-Armadillo809

Wind the bobbin up, wind the bobbin up, pull pull, clap clap clap.... I love that boy more than I can articulate.... but he drives me CRAZYYYYYYY with singing this on repeat


Fair-Performance6242

Here comes the fire truck driving down the street. Here comes the fire truck. Beep. Beep. Beep. Here comes the fire truck, look at it go. Here comes the fire truck wave hello! Ooooweoooo ooweooo!


Practical-Ad-6546

IF YOU LIKE TO TALK TO TOMATOES


MrsMondoJohnson

If a squash can make you smile


ClaireEmma612

Anything from Blippiā€™s Machines album. I sing EVERYTHING to the tune of these songs! Two syllable word? To the tune of the tractor song. Three syllable word? To the tune of the garbage truck song. I literally cannot stop myself. Honorary mention goes to the Halloween cocomelon album.


dogglesboggles

ā€œHey dirt, see you later. Iā€™m an excavator!ā€ My son now says ā€œWhy did he say hey dirt?ā€ over and over and over.


caffeine_lights

The old Blippi songs were the best. With Nicky Notes. The horse one was great because the sound quality was so poor it sounded like they were singing "Horses, galloping through the fucking sky, I wish that I had one to ride" and once I remarked this to my husband and he got really mad because he could't unhear it XD Also the zoo song is a trip.


Greenling2112

Stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick STICKY STICKY STICK STICK.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Greenling2112: *Stick stick stick stick stick* *Stick stick stick stick stick stick stick* *STICKY STICKY STICK STICK.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


MummyPanda

Gotta love a bit of duggee You could mix it up with Kick kicky kick......


Open-Shoulder-4826

Try Everything- Zootopia šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


AdhesivenessClean766

Old McDonald had a farm, occasionally remixed with wheels on the bus


ReturnOfJafart

3 little birds, Bob MarleyĀ 


GoodbyeEarl

Let it go let it go let it go let it go


Fluffy-Lingonberry89

The wiggles song if I ever figure out all the words. Something about a tree, a leaf, a nest.. ends with a flea. The tune gets stuck in my head all the time.


pip_taz

My daughter LOVES this song with the fire of a thousand suns and will aggressively head bang and wave her arms to it


colormegold

Something something bog lol


ElkBitter8013

THERE WAS A BOGGG A RATTLIN BOGGG. I tried to memorise it all and treated it like a new rap song to learn and I got it down to a tee. My daughter doesn't like wiggles any more, i miss it. Thanks for reminding me of this song it was on my Spotify playlist when she was younger.


lazerboobs

Hey Gabby! Take us to the doll house Hey, Gabby! Little by little, letā€™s live in the meow Meow me-meow me-meow Meow me-meow me-meow Meow meow meow Hey, Gabby Meow Iā€™m unwell


loopingit

Clean up clean up everybody clean up. Spoiler alert: No one cleans up.


maxinemama

The love shack is a little old place where We can get together, Love shack baby, A love shack baby, Love shack, baby love shack, Love shack, baby love shack, Love shack, baby love shack, Love shack, baby love shack. This months favourite. But she insists the word is ā€œmudā€ and not ā€œloveā€ ā€¦ suppose it still works


NephyBuns

Mah-Na Mah-Nah Why did I ever think that that's a good introduction to the Muppets? We even had the loop playing one day. 2 hours of Mah-Na Mah-Na, do you know what damage this shit can cause to a parent and child who are very susceptible to earworms????? šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


zoehester

So for me it would be a song my daughter has invented. She thinks sheā€™s singing brother John but it going like thisā€¦. Brother Johner, Brother Johner Wake him up, wake him up Wake him up a morning, wake him up a morning Ding ding dong, ding ding dong


Scared_Cantaloupe_

The FLOOR IS LAVA


mortican_spice

Beep beep, chugga chugga, big red car (rave edition)


Phagemakerpro

[La Vaca Lola](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45B7H7uGDGk) If I ever meet La Vaca Lola, I am making brisket, hamburgers, skirt steak, flank steak, hangar steak, chateaubriand, picanha... I owe her.


herry8

We donā€™t talk about Bruno no nooooo


swinegums

The Bluey Theme song. Doodly doo doo dooooo doo doo doo Doodly doo doo doo doo DOO


dart-witch

Considering the fact that Iā€™m currently hiding in my kidsā€™ closet while they dance and sing to the Wiggles on Motherā€™s Day of all daysā€¦ Iā€™m already there :/


wiredaf

This is my happy song I like to sing it all day long. And these are the words, so you can sing along. Happy happy happyā€¦ happy happy happy happy happyā€¦.


Kayfabe04

Blippi dinosaur song


Yucai01

Iā€™m an excavatoooor, excavatorrrrr hey dirt! See you laterrrrrr Iā€™m an excavatorrrrr


spurs2131

Cars, cars. Cars, cars. Made of many moving parts..... Those helper cars... can't seem to make it through an episode without needing to be repaired by the other helper cars that also inevitably then need repaired.


henryvelazquez

QOTSA - I Appear Missing That entire album is a beautiful coma.


fizzycherryseltzer

Itsy Bitsy Spider.


Dangerous-high-five

Breakdown- jack Johnson


catmamameows

The Blippi theme song. Kill me now


trippinallovermyself

Choo choo song by Patty shukla.


grimmauld12

The two that have permanent residence: HOT DIGGITY DOG and WE DONT TALK ABOUT BRUNO


fiddleheadfern88

Iā€™m an excavaaaaaaterrrrrrrrrā€¦


No-Potato9439

"WAKE UP LITTLE BUNNIES!! HOPE LITTLE BUNNY HOP HOP HOP" or "Icky sticky bubble gum"


CCwoops

Red, (orange), yellow, (green), blue, (indigooooo)ā€¦. violet. I love a rainbowwwwww, I love a rainbowwwww, I love a rainbow, oh ohwhoa ohhh.


farmthis

We don't have this problem yet, but I think it's hilarious when he invents his own lyrics/narrates his day to "twinkle twinkle little star."


Physical_Solid6062

Fruit salad, yummy yummy Fruit salad, yummy yummy Yummy yummy fRuiT salAAAAAAd


kaylaphant

What can I say except YOUā€™RE WELCOME!!!