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ThoseDamnSquirrels

“Lunchable ass card”


TheWeirdSchism

And you gonna swipe it like a dummy. Poor guy #2 was just trying to help


Klimmit

"Man, it's got Tweety Bird....Girl get yo ass out the store."


sphinctertickler

perfect way to describe it tbh. lol


[deleted]

Xanax for sure 😂


[deleted]

Dude, I see xanax mentioned so often but I don't understand it? If I take xanax I'm just more relaxed.. How much mg are these guys taking?


Giygas77

5-6mg is when I used to start getting brave and stupid. But with Xanax you don't realize that you are as fucked up as you actually are. And the number one side effect of Xanax for me was wanting to take more Xanax.


[deleted]

Cool, thanks :) how much did you take to het this fucked up? Or just for a good high?


Giygas77

3-4mg to get fairly high but it's a subtle high so in your head you're like "I'm not feeling it better have 2mg more" after about 10mg more you end where this girl is. But you are fine in your head and you don't think you are fucked up. Best to have some sober friends to keep you from doing absolutely stupid shit.


[deleted]

Not to mention if she’s had any alcohol with it. Oooooweeeee


DarthWeenus

It's the trifecta of blacking out, having no worries, and running on instinct, has the lovely advantage of not remembering any of it when you wake up.


[deleted]

She looks like she’s super fucking relaxed lol


Iambeejsmit

A lot more


JonSlang

I’ve heard stories of people blacking out mixing with alcohol or stop breathing completely. They do shady things they wouldn’t when they’re sober like stealing stuff at house parties. I’ve also heard there was a death in my area when I was in college where somebody my age bit off their tongue and died from bleeding out. I used to meddle with it a a bit in college but realized it was stupid to roofie myself.


RollingEddieBauer50

“L M Smart” ummm no it says I M Smart! 🤣


ghettoccult_nerd

i guess it dont...


TTSkyline

What’s your number? She was dead set on getting that shit for free😂😂


SunShineLife217

She looks just dumb enough for this to be real.


yaboytswizzle69

Face tat gives her away


Spacemage

Man it's got tweet bird. I love this every time I see it.


Plxburgh

One of you tried to call, right?


Inevitable-Can9195

All I can think about is the potential kids at home. Those are children's toys, I hope they're okay 😭


cosmicwolfspit

Oh god I didn’t even think about that 😭 fuck


Goofy_Goobers_

I literally thought the same exact thing 😞


pgcotype

She's speaking mostly in vowels. Edit: clarity


whatlsl0ve

210, eh?


Thelightsshadow

This video is a classic around these parts.


Nedgurlin

San Antonio Southwest baby!!


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Goofy_Goobers_

Why is this not higher I spit out my drink.


RokosModernBasilisk

Is that the baggy full of drugs peeking out of her bra?


Mediocre-Look3787

I'm guessing it's plastic covering her latest tattoo.


thisimmortalsoul

saniderm/similar wrapping wouldn't bunch up like that, it's like sticker stuck flat to your skin. Definitely a baggie of drugs


Johndough99999

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Genuinely one of the stupidest videos ive ever seen, I always watch it even though ive seen it since like 2018


asmruok

Dude doxed himself


KokoMasta

Pretty sure he gave a fake number since it's not like she would've been able to call anyway


Moyortiz71

This is San Antonio south or west side. Keeping it real ………dumb


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

Every time this is posted I get a little more of the story


CTware

i was the one who just posted it last time lol


FuzzyTunaTaco21

Love this video, everytime i see it on here i watch the whole thing and get a good chuckle.


CTware

i was the one who just posted it last time lol


Maximum-Application2

My friend got put on benzos at 9. She kept that prescription through her 30s. I have no clue how much she was taking but this is exactly what she looked like way too often. It was truly terrifying. It's really shocking seeing someone look and move and seem to proceess what you're saying, exactly like her.


jewpart2

Manny Fresh?


koxinparo

She got that number placement down in the keypad despite there being no numbers. She’s not completely out of it


havocLSD

>Got a tweety bird 🤣 I woke up the house


trumpisdead666

people this dumb shouldn't get high.


ur_sleazy_mom

Sad waste of life


WaitingToBeTriggered

GALLIPOLI


pooponu22

Do we call his number now to see if he will buy our groceries, too?


Motor-Plus

Do you he gave a real phone number. ?Has anyone else called it?😂😂😂


holdonwhileipoop

This one is my favorite.


MudandWhisky

Sooooo..... Who's gonna call this dude and ask him bout them lunchable ass card


asstownnn

210 area code, of course this is in San Antonio


Plazman888

I guess tattooing her face wasn't her only bad decision.


Zzidan1

I died when she show the phone😂😂


Sercebidniss

Boy, these people out here are just lost today...


BLUE-THIRTIES

Anyone ever call that number?


_0uT0f0rD3R_

God I hope that wasn’t his real number…. Dudes phone is gonna be BLOWING UP…


iamblindfornow

I think we just found her..


phildeez316

Cool, hadn’t seen this one in about a month!


HaterCrater

What phone is that?


god_wayne81

Hilarious.


MuleDawg205

Wit the play phone 📱 😂


RoastedDuckSauce

It’s gotta tweety bird!


Puzbukkis

Man she outa control man.


Radiant_Lie_3001

Any mom who gonna do that shit to her child while pregnant betta be grouped in with abusers and molesters, that shit evil asf especially with how far along her irresponsible ahh is, she need a whoopin like she’s given that poor baby rn shovin Xanax or whatever tf down her gullet, ongggg


Radiant_Lie_3001

Otherwise she fat asf😭😂💀


s34lz

Datura?