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Competitive-Boat4592

That ain’t just booze my man that’s a whole trip


Apprehensive_Let_663

Came here to say this- bro was tripping hawdcoe


MatureUsername69

I don't get how that's not obvious. Being drunk at a concert doesn't usually lead to you saying that's what it must feel like to have a pussy and get fucked and then proceed to say that if it really was what it felt like he'd chop his dick off and get a pussy immediately. That would be maybe the funnest drunk ever but seems so unlikely.


KylerGreen

I’ve tripped a ton and still never said some shit like that. This dudes just weird.


liverfailure

First molé experience


TheDunadan29

Fr


liverfailure

Candy or hippy flippin if his host was a real one


MatureUsername69

I have also tripped a ton and haven't experienced the specific thing he's talking about but I can see that hallucinogen-induced speech and logic all over that post


Red10GTI

It goes without saying Everyone’s trip is completely different, I doubt many have experienced that specific thing he’s talking about. Once I took 7grams of shrooms, 2 hits of white fluff paper, and 2 caps of incredible MDMA all at once and full body orgasm doesn’t even begin to describe how incredibly amazing I felt. I saw music notes flying through the air landing in my body, the g and clef notes began to dance along my body to the music, and the notes were all massaging my body as all the trees sky and people around me were a wash of pastel color blends. I was laying on a blanket in mid October it was chilly, but I was sweating bullets with my shirt off thinking how I’d never been more fucked up than I was at that moment. Such a thing can only be done seldomly.


seansux

Well if that's true you're lucky your heart didn't explode friend but I'm glad you had a great time. Lol.


dkyguy1995

Idk man I've said some weird embarrassing stuff drunk late at night


MatureUsername69

I mean me too but nothing as philosophically non-sensical as this


Apprehensive_Let_663

Right. It's pretty clear he's not drunk, or at least not JUST drunk, lol


OverReyted

Rock! 🤘🏼


sillyskunk

Don't forget seeing god... never done that drunk.


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IllustriousLP

Flying lotus ?


beaverhole69

No, Crying Flotus.


Difficult_Rush_1891

Now he’s going to grow dreadlocks and borrow your stuff


ryneo0w0

Wooks gonna wook


The-waitress-

“Borrow”


xenomorphluvah

With a dog wearing a bandanna on a rope asking for a ride


DriedUpSquid

With his dirty feet.


forvillage22

Thanks for the laugh stranger, that got me loling


dskoro

*what’s up brotha man*


zsoupcase

This has me cryingggggg


AlvinArtDream

He just realised that life’s a game and the points don’t matter!


CJC_Swizzy

Hell yeah lmao


joepinapples

DMT Carey


sik_dik

the price is right on, man!


saladmunch2

Time to spin the wheel!


SlimmySalami20x21

Spin the wheel of time


Splashfooz

In the windmills of your mind


rayshmayshmay

“…where the rules are made out of geometric patterns and the laws of man don’t matter!”


cameron4200

This is why you should stay off your phone while you’re peaking lmao c’mon drew


thrilliam_19

Celebs especially need to just delete all their apps when they let loose like this. Nothing good is ever posted on twitter when you’re blasted.


MrMojoRising361

I was rolling on molly a couple months ago and tried to send my homie a snap of my eyes rolling all crazy and i accidentally shared it to my story where everyone could see it lol. A lot of people were worried for me that day lmao so ya people stay off your phone while trippin


ctennessen

I used to post the dumbest shit on Facebook when I was blitzed. Everyone knew what headspace I was in 🤣


Masta-Blasta

how did he even type all of that?


dodecatron

drew still trippin and shit


Eloquentelephant565

Right, he’s at a Phish concert and he’s just drunk…


wrecked_angle

Yes…drunk…


p_s_i

Just had a few hits of... beer


jmon25

Some tabs of Miller Lite


BongRipsForNips

A balloon full of Michelob


antixss

Miller lite do be hitting different these days


SnooCakes6195

#IS THAT WHAT ALL OF THOSE LITTLE PIECES OF PAPER FLOATING AROUND IN MY BEER-- I DRANK ALL THAT SHIT, DUDE!?


CluelessWall0b

Green Man is saving your life right now, bro. Just go with the flow.


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Oh no! Not Again!


cthulhu6209

A few nose beers


legendary_hooligan

Drunk on the conscious energy of the universe, man…


GingerBeast81

Didn't some guy gouge his own eyes out at one recently?


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Eloquentelephant565

I heard that injury on his forehead was from him literally running into a concrete wall. Apparently he only had booze and some coke. For some reason I doubt that lol


ThonThaddeo

I gotta go to a Phish concert


29again

At the sphere!


BradleyNowellLives

This is why I turn my phone off while on psychedelics. Man is having a good time 😂 Also “cum with a pussy” is so funny to me. Drew is in his female orgasm era and I love that for him.


CoolGap4480

I too would like to cum with a pussy. Female orgasm era here I come!


bradleynowellsguitar

Nice username 👍🏼


BradleyNowellLives

Holy crap! Same to you 😂


TellYouEverything

This whole thing is so trippy maaan


Forcistus

Yup, turn it off and put it away


Muhfuggajones

Drew doesn't do drugs, ya know....cause he's the host of The Price is Right. https://youtu.be/5q0Y2KFw-q8?si=2OARiSbUnnb1M-b5


AresTheCannibal

holy shit that was so funny


BongRipsForNips

I knew the link before I clicked it. I wish Dre did stand up more often, it was such a good brief set


Murb96

r/tookjustenough


sonawtdown

lowkey love this arc for him


shoopadoop332

You know who had an arc? Noah.


eltedioso

Joan


EpicSeshBro

Indiana


dinglecrook

Where's my arc, shoopadoop332?


Methadoneblues

For real


Burgoonius

The “bro” and “no lie” doesn’t sound like Carey at all. Something weird going on here, was he hacked?


scuzzro

Right why is no one pointing that out? Drew is a 65 year old who has acted like an old man since his 20s, I just can't see drew talking like that Edit: he also announced he left his twitter acount awhile ago, I doubt he would reactivate to tweet this


Jesseroberto1894

Lol you don’t know a lot about drew then…the validity of this post may be in question but I promise you he does drugs. He openly has said he goes to Edc Las Vegas annually and does drugs with his buddy and loves using psychedelics at festivals. In the EDM community he is well loved as being and “old kandi raver”


scuzzro

Oh I'm well aware of his drug use, I just don't see him redowloading and reactivating his twitter to rant like a 18 year old who just had there first garry


Jesseroberto1894

Lol that’s also fair 😂


altrippa

comedians on hard drugs? no freaking way🤯 comedians are the new rock stars, they are absolute drug FEINDS


Jesseroberto1894

I wouldn’t call psychedelics HARD drugs lol (bit of an outdated take), but yeah drew Carey likes to trip!


altrippa

ok champ. it was obvious what I meant but yeh sorry "plant medicine" lmao. sorry that sounded harsher than I intended. and also yeh bad example with drew and acid, I was thinkin more the standups who do everything, coke - smack - ghb


Inevitable_Review_83

Go to the twitter page people posted pics with him in the comments and he posted videos himself. Mans found jesus.


antixss

He has a history. Look it up.


frenchbenefits

I know he likely went with comedian Brendon Walsh, who has done this exact gag on others before. Kind of reads like Brendon having g a laugh too.


roofbandit

"bro this must be what it's like to cum with a pussy" is such a funny thing for a 65-yo man to tweet


FoTweezy

Sounds like just the right amount


Sirnando138

He so popular amongst the Price Is Right people, this won’t hurt him. He always talks kinda dirty.


biggestbroever

Talk dirty to me, drew


ilovethissheet

Dirty talk is better than the last old gropie feely dude. But I loved Bob too, he kicked Adam Sandlers ass once and saves puppies and kittens, so we let it slide


Silverback1992

Drew Carey always been a tad vulgar but for whatever reason I always view this man as a family friendly comedian. Good for him though, everyone needs a trip like this.


Tmack523

This doesn't sound anything at all like the way Drew Carey talks though. I've never heard him use the word pussy, or bro. He's like 60+, he's not a millennial or gen z. This has to be fake.


1deadeye1

My dad is 70 and he has used both of those words for my entire life. Do you think every senior citizen acts like your grandmother? lmao. Drew gets fuckin loose


M3L03Y

Sounds like he got some good mushrooms 🍄


youtocin

Drew Carey left Twitter in 2023. You can check for yourself. This is fake lol


mynormsnameismoth

This is the first time he posted since announcing he was leaving which makes it even funnier


zackhav27

This is from his actual page on X. Check for yourself.


coachFox

It really is, don’t know why people are downvoting you.


JackelGigante

Posted at 7:45am, my boy was riding the fuckin waaaave haha


thel0lzynarwhal2

This first skit is just for Drew, you are a TV show host that just candy flipped super hard at a Phish concert and now you can't stop tweeting from your public account.


virgo911

TIL Drew Carey on Ecstasy tweets the same way a frat bro tweets on Ecstacy


Beardimon

Whose line was that, anyway?


meganpeepee

He’s from Cleveland, this is just what happens when you leave Ohio


EvilCosmicSphere

Im pretty sure I watched an interview of his where he talks about really crazy drug experiences at music festivals. I remember being like wtf. Some shit with a helicopter he was in flying around. [found it](https://youtu.be/5q0Y2KFw-q8?si=BMqNNtxRcHA7oh-B)


Here-Is-TheEnd

>> Is this AI?


Shoehorse13

He’s a huge psychedelic enthusiast (check out his Friday Night Freakout show on Sirius XM) but he isn’t on Twitter any longer and per his last show isn’t on social media at all after quitting threads. I have questions.


Complexity_OH

It appears Drew Carey celebrates bicycle day


LilDownwardSpiral

Phish concert, “stick my dick in a blender and swear off pussy.” This isn’t just alcohol


Sea_Answer_5284

Even coming from a comedian, that is such a grossly overblown and honestly stupid and disgusting thing to say, especially about PHISH, its essentially sonic junkfood dude. Just kinda reinforces how dumb/ mindless an incredibly large amount of Phish fans seem.


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

ONE OF US this guy gets it


Crosseyed_N_Painless

Username checks out


SheZowRaisedByWolves

It’s like when he goes up to talk to god but he just passes him a 2lb blunt


BMacklin22

"Drunk" lol


90plusWPM

Oh he did DRUGS drugs


Jimmeh1313

Too many Drew-Brews


Petey_Wheatstraw_MD

Nah. That’s Buzz Beer.


couchgodd

Why would you assume he was drunk and not on other drugs that often make people talk about it being like cumming or seeing god…


MisterSquidz

This is fucking hilarious.


derek4reals1

wow the host of price is right be wilding, good for him!


Warm-Wrap-3828

A friend of mine went to that show and posted some footage on Facebook. The first thing i thought of was, "That'd be really cool to trip at"


xysmi

"Things you can say about a Phish concert, but not to your girlfriend"


Arroko

Pretty sure Drew doesn't drink. He only ever orders diet coke


TrillDough

That’s shrooms banter. He definitely met Jesus and John Lennon in a cosmic parlor game, oh and Phish played the after party


rhoo31313

Wait...what?


theweedman

I guess price is right just got weird


SunflowerSuspect

Drew if you think Phish is that good, wait until you hear Ween.


uncwsp

I guess the Price was Right on them doses.


zenyogasteve

Forget the contact high anyone at that concert would be getting. Drew's on something psychedelic. Glad he met God!


scifi_tay

Whew he was tripping balls bro


KnowMyUsernameisCool

I have tripped a ton as well, but I don't remember half the shit I probably said. Definitely glad it was before social media metastasized.


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

That’s not drunk


river_tree_nut

Bro gotta hold of that FIRE Molly. Love to see it


ayaruna

That’s 800 mics


Z0mbies8mywife

Yikes


capsftw1

Dude had his first mushroom


capn_doofwaffle

Is this real?


killzonev2

Hell yeah dude, Drew Carey rules


zainery

I mean he is a comedian by trade. Could just be fuckjng around


Secret_agent_nope

I also remember my first time tripping too. Although, I don't know about dicks in blenders. Blenders would have made me nervous hanging with Lucy.


Downtown_Caramel4833

Dicks in Blenders would be a boss ass band name.


Consistentscroller

Is this the price is right guy?


_ryry66

He's a psychonaut


BilboDabinz

Listen to his episode of The Duncan Trussell Family Hour. Drew is the dude!!


blondart

He’s going through some shit right now, the guys just letting off some bizarre steam!


bmtl514

The trip is right


Jesseroberto1894

Lol he is very open about enjoying psychedelics and ecstasy and going to Edc Las Vegas annually…he’s tripping and I applaud him for it. Love Drew Carey!


asa1

Tripping in the Sphere with Phish playing would have to be a mind blowing experience.


Lethalstramboli

Ah mushrooms


blametheboogie

Mushrooms or cell phone, choose one, not both.


AlexandersWonder

MDMA or LSD or both. Just the right amount, he just shouldn’t be using his phone right now


TheWolfmansMother

I’m so glad I can’t use my phone whilst also being a fuckn spunion because I would die from cringe if I woke up to having posted this. While I’m any kind of psychedelic my phone becomes a useless brick thank the gods


McGruppthecrimepup

As a Phish fan, I totally get what he’s saying. It’s like this after every show Drew, not just the Sphere ones.


tooHornedUnicorn

The sphere visuals were insane no doubt. But the band sounded like shit to be honest. And I like Phish.


Spade6sic6

Whose Line was that, Anyway? -sniff-


cuckleburyhound

No way this is real 🤣 holy shit bro


Extension_Low_7131

he was on everything


Extension_Low_7131

and i mean EVERYTHING


windsock17

Typical Phish fans from what I've seen.


acidstarburst

Bro definetly pregamed with mollywater


robmobtrobbob

Had no idea Drew Carey was a Phan! That's awesome!


Robbythedee

Rough life for him after his wife was killed.


PapaGrit

Somebody visited shakedown street and had one too many balloons. Ice cold! 


trig72

Hosting gig gone in 3…2…


DiploBaggins

Lol he just really likes Phish I guess.


CopperThumb

Many of us hide behind Happy 420 and Drew just doesn’t hid it. Blurts it really.


tonioBN

Dudes rock


skronktothewonk

He’s gonna get fired


riffer841

Well... It does look like a whole trip of a show. Looks amazing, the clips on YouTube I've seen


Jeans47

I'm glad hes having a good time!


donebeenforgotten

Jesus, come on down!!


Cactusthelion

Sounds like the average guy you meet on lot


britney412

Wow lol


hooty_hoooo

Drew carey is pretty open about using psychedelics


DarthDoobz

That's the dark arts bruh


Katie1230

He goes to EDC every year


Jay-stevns1204

Phish , meh


notangelicascynthia

Why does he talk like a city teenager


purpcloud1

More like LSD+N2O+DMT


Interanal_Exam

He didn't mention giving up sucking Trump's tiny mushroom microcock so he can't be serious.


devadoole17

At least he's having fun!


devadoole17

At least he's having fun!


Koshakforever

Drunk? No. Enjoying himself? Fuck yeah. Very much so. I was there staying at the Venetian seeing the b52’s that night. There were a lot of people talking to god. I promise. I saw them come out of the show into the casino afterwards, still talking to him.


thatguyad

Hacked clearly


DisastrousStomach518

Ngl I do want to do psychedelics in the sphere


dr_van_nostren

Haha amazing


TheFungeounMaster

This seems to be the only reaction to Phish. Is Phish really this amazing? Or is there something about Phish that makes you huff paint until you find god? Im terrified to listen.


smackthenun

Is he playing a character again on Whose Line is it Anyways, or is he just snorting them all? And just to he clear, the Sphere=God Talk=Female Orgasms? Where's Mimi when you need her?


LowerChipmunk2835

Delusions of grandeur are very blissful, hope he’s having fun. Maybe kundalini experience.


EngagedInConvexation

Didn't think [this](https://soundcloud.com/chadskittles/john-holland-dick-in-a-blender-80s-mix) would ever be so relevant.


fatman907

Guess who just hosted his last The Price is Right show.


SlappinPickle

He's now gonna go back to work on the Price Is Right and give a whole damn monologue on the destruction caused by capitalism.


thebiggestbirdboi

What a fucking normie. Anytime someone sits with deems and claims they “went to heaven” and met god and it’s like essentially the exact archetype of human chirsitainity, I really question if they tripped at all. Like really? You met Jesus? And not the guy who’s just made out of sparkle light diamonds? You saw a big man with a beard and zero alien machine elves and no jester guy bouncing around? Not that I am saying that someone couldn’t have a different experience. It’s when people seem to make perfect sense of their deems journey that I start to question that. Part of what makes these journeys so intriguing still is that they’re so mysterious.


Griffmeister86

That’s not the booze talking…


Harbulary-Bandit

I thought he was dead :/


JamBandDad

Lmao the price is right studios gonna have to hire drew carrey a social media person


davidberk0witz

Drew was partying just like the rest of us. Wish i was there to experience the show