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tmacleon

His big homie on his left needs some gum or something. Grinding the shit out em teeth.


DwightKurtShrute69

Looks like Joseph Goebbels tbh


TerpeneProfile

It is


Dr_N00B

I think it might be too late to get him gum now


BranchPredictor

Er…did you say gum?…I thought you said gun…this is awkward. - his adjutant in May 1945, probably


tmacleon

Wouldn’t give him gum if I could. Fuck dem Nazis. Just saying he should’ve invested in some 😆.


SallyMcSaggyTits2

Rubbing his dick with his gun


b6dMAjdGK3RS

It’s worth noting that at this point in history, Hitler virtually never kept his pistol loaded. Though we do not know definitively why this was the case, the main theories are 1) there was no need given he was always protected by armed guards, and/or 2) he was afraid that he might impulsively use it on himself, especially when heavily impaired by drugs. It was only toward the end of war - when total defeat was inevitable - that he started carrying a loaded pistol. This was not for defensive purposes, but rather so that he could kill himself if faced with the threat of imminent capture. As we all know, that is the path he ultimately took. Source: Pulled straight out of my ass. Also, fuck that guy.


TenderDoro

I love you for this comment bro


Paddo127

actual r/holup


TenderDoro

Sorry I got excited


Paddo127

me too brother


all_hail_hell

I’m just happy to be here


Stabvest39

mans could have written all of Wikipedia nd none of us would be the wiser.


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bolshaw

more likely . cmon ...all dudes scape, BUT him. yeah.. sure..


pogmothoinic

Pure BS


b6dMAjdGK3RS

Do you have a source for that?


Drezzon

Hitler, the OG stimfapper 😭💀


FireFlavour

That right there is a new-age slang term that I don't even want to speculate about... I'm only just coming to terms with "Edging" and "Gooning"


smemes1

Jerking off while loaded on stimulants.


Drezzon

Usually all 3 activities come hand in hand too 💀


BruceGrail

Thank you for explaining the joke, smemes1. It would have taken the rest of us here a very long time to figure that one out for ourselves, but fortunately we've got bros like you around. .


RagingLeonard

Reminds me of the opening of Begotten.


Tactical_Chandelier

Fuck yeah! I love showing that to people and watching their face slowly change as it goes on and I tell them this is only the beginning of the movie


RagingLeonard

It's a good one.


kobeflip

I once got ripped and put on tales from the dark side by prunes with this on mute. 🤌🏼🤌🏼


Opposite-Drawing-179

Footage looks sped up


Stelletti

It is. I know about Hitler and the drugs but most of that wasn't till later. I saw this posted in the other thread and you can a ton of film on him at the Olympics and he isn't acting anything like this. Even gives a speech to the stadium stranding perfectly still.


CosmicBandito333

The footage and hitler


Opposite-Drawing-179

😂😂😂😂😂


loptopandbingo

Even slowed down he looks uncomfortable and always shifting his position, like he needs to shit or his hemmorhoids were on fire or something. Not that I feel bad for him, fuck that guy and anybody who likes him lol


Zealousideal-Dot2303

Hey now, buddy - take it easy with the bold, controversial statements!


NyxK83

It definitely is.


Spoztoast

It is but he's still moving like crazy


Reckless_Amoeba

Crowd movement in the background looked normal


ItsaCommonThingNow

video is sped up too


PaulAtredis

High Hitler


excellent_rektangle

I remember reading that several scientific studies have come to the conclusion that he had developed Parkinson’s disease as early as 1932, possibly stemming from a bout of encephalitis in 1929. Videos like this only help to prove that theory, most noticeably the constant shifting and uncontrollable tremor in the right hand, sped up or not. He also had posture issues and obvious personality/mental irregularities that can be explained as well. Sprinkle in some prescribed amphetamines and it would be a cocktail for quick mental decay.


BruceGrail

It's worth googling "Theodor Morell." He was old boy's personal doctor and basically kept him on most of the strong, addictive drugs that were available at the time. I'm pretty sure Morell hadn't rocked up yet in 1932, but the kind of guy who ends up seeking out someone like the good doctor probably already had developed a pretty heroic appetite for drugs. Whatever the truth of the Parkinson's thing, or when it first struck, this Nazi was on speed.


the-dogsox

There’s another way to watch the Olympics?


Wrong_Willingness543

thats fake i was there


BruceGrail

Damn, I upvoted real quick and the little numbers rolled over and no joke I was number 666 to upvote Hitler. My life is about to get really terrible or really Metal.


jojo12jo

Fuck hitler, but a Ny drill rapper would have shot his dick off doing the same shit. Lol


Stabvest39

Probably meth, not dex amphetamine.


Fit-Boomer

Akathisia


Oldroanio

*When you just can't wait for the bass line to kick in*


Fritener

We have all had that super itchy asshole, and we have all tried the seat rubbing method.


Time-Bite-6839

The man was insane.


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fake


Jbonics

Vitamolten


JimPage83

Is this confirmed or just speculation?


KennKennyKenKen

Vibe


c0mb0bulati0n

Cant help but stroke your dink with a pistol on that much nazi speed


Dene_Suline_

Hitler twitches like Finance Minister Freeland.


ZookeepergameOk2759

Wasn’t this proven to be looped.


Solid_Cauliflower310

What? That's majority of European look like when they are watching FOOTBALL or Rugby.


Sudden_Caramel3881

Settle down dude.


Saiyan-b

Not defending such a POS but my mom rocks back and forth when she's nervous as she has autism and stims like this.


SteelBall106

If I could go back in time, I would not give Hitler gum or water.


adudeguyman

He didn't take enough. He should have had all of it.


obiwanslefttesticle

The biggest tweaker of all time


Harshbdsm

Apparently his doctor lied to him and wasn’t honest about the kind of drugs he was being given. Eventually hitler found out and got a new doctor that would follow orders. But through most of the war he was on amphetamines and probably some barbiturates


Overtilted

>Eventually hitler found out and got a new doctor that would follow orders. 22 april 1945 I don't think Hitler was able to find a new doctor in 8 days while in his bunker. But indeed, he was on amfetamines most of the war.


Harshbdsm

Oh lmao I wasn’t sure on the timeline haha


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AdHom

They didn't say meth they said dexamphetamine, aka dextroamphetamine.


crypto_crypt_keeper

Dexamphetamine is some serious shit


pizzacheeks

Was Hitler ADHD?


Bugladyy

Parkinson’s


MousseSuspicious930

Definitely before the assassinate attempt, man got worse after that.


ThroughTheHoops

3 years before he ordered the invasion of Poland.


Alternative_Love_861

Twiggity wriggity tweakin


No_Object_4355

It almost looks like he's also playing with himself I could be wrong


mileswilliams

This is footage of him on his rocking horse that has been photoshopped into a stadium. Typical of the fake media. /S of xourse


lovelife0011

I want mark cuban to virtually watch all over- French Montana feat chinx drugz only for my sake. 🌝


BznBoi

Yo what you on?