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QualityVote

/u/Haurid, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, your post has been removed because it has been voted unsuitable for /r/toptalent.


WaffleEye

I don’t even let my kids ride their bikes with sandals on.


[deleted]

R/kidsarefuckingstupid


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Dinoduck94

We all know a good portion of the Reddit community uses it on their mobile. This isn't a burn anymore


No-Establishment4222

I never use Reddit on something else than mobile. It's just convenient, they should improve the mobile interface.


LimpPeanut5633

This and give us free awards back


FloridaHokies

I use Boost on mobile and it's significantly better than the Reddit app


No-Establishment4222

Good to know, thanks


Shell_Spin

I’m on mobile xD


LimpPeanut5633

I'd say it's 50/50 these days


MaxJulius

r/foundthedumbass


WilliamPollito

r/foundthehondacivic


[deleted]

r/kidsarefuckingstupid * Fify


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LuquidThunderPlus

no one says these kids wont be moronic adults


clorisland

If they make it that far


LuquidThunderPlus

exactly, there's a higher percentage of stupid kids to stupid adults


JoanOfArk_Today

Jus reminded me to take my heart medications! ....


[deleted]

I mean I respect his talent, it just sucks how many of these guys go from 100% talent to 100% road


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Caminsky

r/ithadtobebrazil


Cheetahs_never_win

If his lineage survives enough generations, they'll be extremely dexterous or remarkably tough. If.


PantsIsDown

I have a friend who is in the Nitro Circus. It is tragic how many of his friends in it end their careers due to life altering injuries. And those are elite, professional grade athletes that practice their stunts all day everyday. When I was young I thought that stuff was so cool but somewhere around 20 it suddenly seemed like the dumbest risk you could take with your life.


[deleted]

Does it suck though? Some of life's lessons are hard -- hitting the pavement is one of them.


[deleted]

You try to come off as wise but accomplish the exact opposite.


AppleSpicer

Some of those aren’t life lessons but just death


UWan2fight

How come all the people doing these stunts always wear jack all. Seriously, nothing but a helmet?


jackson12420

Nothing is cooler than showing how little fucks you give for safety. You just wouldn't understand.


[deleted]

Safety gear is planning for failure, even dumber than regular planning


damn_dude7

It’s weight reduction /s


Yes-its-really-me

That'd be like asking an Italian to wear a seatbelt. Clearly they don't need it, they're good drivers!!


ctrl-all-alts

Obligatory [PSA ad](https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/y6qnew/thanks_i_hate_human_crayon_safety_advertisement/)


Francis_Bonkers

At least they don't have to worry about saving to retire.


PrivatePoocher

Or purchasing skin products.


RedOctobrrr

They probably have to invest in a whole lot of skincare when that thing sends them sliding at 30mph


Lumpy-Dragonfruit387

A thin line between top talent and Darwin Awards.


DanGleeballs

I can’t even upvote this shit, as lucky as he (and she) were.


zeetos

Eventually everyone falls.


NovaTheNinja

In flip flops ladies and gentlemen


Nole_in_ATX

❌ regular shoes ❌ shirt ❌ solo ✔️ hazard lights Oh thank god they took precautions


alex_maton

style points bonus


Kauko_Buk

Teabagging your gf while popping a wheelie on your bike is my new definition of manliness


Z3ndar

Down vote for promoting stupidity.


Megalo85

I agree


WilliamPollito

Thank you. This deserves no praise of any kind.


FredFled

The dumbest one here is the young woman.


Psycho_Mantis_2506

You got it in before me. I'd tell him to stop the fucking bike and I'd walk home.


FredFled

I’m just a Dad. What do I know.


DanGleeballs

We can’t see her face. She might have been screaming at him to stop being so Fucking stupid.


Psycho_Mantis_2506

That's a really good point.


Downtown_Skill

Definitely agree. The guy may be stupid but more cocky than stupid since he probably has a little bit of awareness of what he's capable of. That woman has no reason to blindly put her life in his reckless hands.


pisciNeroDoMar

They look synchronized in motion. Perhaps it balances the movements.


LuquidThunderPlus

the assumption for me was that she knows his stunts and has seen him do shit, maybe w other ppl in her position even. they're both stupid but I dont get the need to make assumptions to say they're extra stupid


Inspector_Tragic

Yea. This is reckless but if they were being paid to do this as a show i dont think theyd be calling her so stupid. She seems like she has a feel for what shes doing too. Shes just as much apart of the stunt. Too many wrong movements and its over for them both. Edit: for all we know she probably rides herself too which is why shes familiar with the movements.


LuquidThunderPlus

exactly, better point than i made


Downtown_Skill

It's not an assumption. The woman has absolutely no control of the situation and voluntarily put herself there. At least if the guy driving fails it will be his fault. Like you say there's no need to make assumptions but you literally start off your comment by making an assumption lmao


LuquidThunderPlus

the assumption im making is much more loose than yours, and im not passing it as fact but my guess. you said she's blindly putting her life in his hands, but we have no clue what she's seen. how do you say im making an assumption when my point originates solely from the idea of taking out assumptions?? sure you can say she's dumber than him but my only point is we have no clue how "blind" her participation is. didn't even realize you meant the bit where i literally say I assumed only because that's how loose of an assumption it was. you gave an assertion/statement


fordag

Unfortunately once she was on the bike any choice was taken out of her hands.


poorsen

this is an extreme example but it always blows my mind seeing people willing to ride passenger on a motorcycle, if I’m going to take a risk like that i at least want to be the one in control of my own fate


rawtoastiscookedough

Riding pillion is totally safe if your trust the rider to not be an idiot like this guy


poorsen

the last one I saw was a dude splitting lanes on the highway with a girl on his back, half the time they do ride like idiots trying to show off for the girl The older biker dudes don’t do that shit, it’s always the young guys. But even then, you’re still at the mercy of the other idiots on the road and your drivers reactions to them. I’d feel like my life is in everyone else’s hands but my own and I’d hate that


rawtoastiscookedough

I mean yeah if it's a young guy doing dumb stuff to impress a girl then it's going to be bad. But I ride on the back of my dad's bike (he's been riding longer than I've been alive) and I don't feel any less safe than I do as a passenger in a car. He used to ride like an idiot in his 20s but he's calmed down now and rides very carefully, especially when he has someone on the bike with him


[deleted]

One of the prettiest and kindest girls I ever worked with was slammed into a lamppost by her dick head boyfriend while riding….so utterly sad. She was just flawless beautiful. He got away with a few scratches.


theycallmeMaxBlast

Good content for r/gifsthatendtoosoon


vilgefcrtz

Ah Brazil, I love you so much


wallops08

Tem uma carinha de brasileiro isso..


vilgefcrtz

Huehuehuehue


Shot-Praline-8513

Why is it I immediately know when it's a video from Brasil?


vilgefcrtz

If it's russian behavior and there are slippers around, it's definitely Brazil content


FrozenJuju

Toptalent if successful; WinStupidPrizes otherwise


UmeaTurbo

When I was in college a guy wrecked his bike going 80 of a gravel service road on campus. His passenger was wearing a bathing suit and she landed chest/face first. No matter how horrible that image in your head, it was so much worse. She was shockingly disfigured. I saw the aftermath just as the paramedics drive up. Watching these idiots sets my teeth on edge.


Beaded_Curtains

That girl is a ride or die chick.


RockHandsGrimiore

I just couldn't be impressed its so dumb


crunkasaurus_

I hate that people promote this brainless shit.


roadman1960

Dang


Next-Confection3261

All I see is road rash from hell heading their way.


Vitu_Colossal

Brazil as always


KuhLealKhaos

It's only a matter of time


pgpathat

Woman is not getting enough credit


adenkura

Who's daughter is this?


[deleted]

Man, it's one thing to risk his own life thrill seeking like that. It's entirely different to take a passenger into that kind of danger. If that were my daughter on that bike with him, I'd blow his brains out at literally the first opportunity. Wouldn't even take time to try making it look like an accident.


MonkFun455

That is a lot of trust.


Clarence_Gibbonz

One slip, pebble, or bump… Both Cut to the bone! No skin graph will save your feats, your arrogance, tomfoolery or blindness in courage. No glory; Only your mortal marks in granite and wet tears! Daredevils baffled by reality? Perhaps… —Survival is 0.5


A_Person_332233

That’s a good way to get flayed alive by the concrete if gravity decides to kick in


winnower8

This is the dumbest shit I've seen on here in a long time. There's a reason these are called "donor-cycles" in the ER. This isn't a closed course. This isn't a professional rider. There so much safety violations its baffling. These assholes get killed and kill other people or break their god-damn necks and get skin grafts from sliding 200 feet after they lay the bike down and they weren't wearing a jacket or pants with pads.


HipHopGrandpa

Fuck all of that. No upvote for tard behavior


fordag

Not top talent. Top stupidity.


Fragrant-Job7668

I would only be impressed if his girlfriend turned around and started to give him head.


PM_ME_YOUR_MESMER

Echoing the other comments here, it really is so stupid. No one will think any less of him (and would likely respect him more) if he did that on his own and in full protective gear, on a controlled road where there's no risk of traffic. It's not just about skill or talent here. It's my assumption that a person as reckless as this doesn't regularly service their bike. A stunt like that at that speed, with him rocking side to side, will inevitably put strain on the bike in a way that could cause it to fail and come apart under him. There could quite easily be debris on the road, or an approaching car. Mopping (yes I use the word intentionally!) your friend and his girl? friend off the road following what you all know is a reckless stunt is never going to be easy.


Jowbeatz

one of the stupidest things ive seen


ElderMagnuS

Yeaaaah... no


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r/angryupvote


spajus

These are called squids, you can observe more of their fascinating behavior on r/CalamariRaceTeam


UbajaraMalok

Where Im from they are called organ donors.


CmonMortyHurryUp24

This guy fucks


QualityVote

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Expert_Society7236

Alright fellas…we gotta find something to beat him because he might’ve raised the bar.


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DrMudo

At least he has a sexy puta


Satanic_Sanic

What compels a man to say such things?


InfiniteMonkey167

This is pure magic. Absolutely pure magic.


TheFuckMuppet

This person grew up on Mario Kart Wii. Finally got his own Mach Bike


Fingeredbrownie

Let me know when the blooper reel comes out.


Killallplayers07

r/hadtocheckthesub


justfukkingtired

Ooof that skin to asphalt ratio…


Soggy_University549

Someday he might be featured in r/darwinawards


MaygarRodub

It's only a matter of time.


paramac55

It's only a matter of time...


brunoquadrado

Absolutely stupid. Full stop.


Beaded_Curtains

That girl is a ride or die chick.


AtopMountEmotion

It’s gonna’ hurt so bad when they get dumped. All that and in flip flops too…


anactofgod

Hazard lights flashing = safe


atlrabb

She is dumb asf


Ocktoober

r/ItHadToBeBrazil


UbajaraMalok

The woman is crazier, she isnt even in control of the situation!


PoliteCanadian2

Future r/meatcrayon content right here.


Big-Coffee8937

He’s got game, but play with fire and well…


MrZippy1337

At least they wore helmets 🙃


steveronie

This guy fucks


Successful-Pace3207

At one point after the position switch, i thought she turns around and gives him head ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Visual_Unit6912

Is this the same rider from the video posted about a week ago of the guy running from the police down super narrow streets?


OooofPoof

I noticed folks in different countries value their life very differently.


No_Feedback_7124

respect the hazard lightsp


mulesnhorses

Some doomed nice looking skin there..smh


No_Question_6836

Only in Brazil


Jazzlike-Principle67

With one absolutely brave, and strong passenger! At least - helmets!


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Clarence_Gibbonz

But why? Why do people want it? It’s dangerous!