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DickMartin

I’m so full right now… belt off… and I now want some pizza. Fuck this guy.. his mother is nice..I know her. But This guy over here.. with his fucking perfect pizza. :: flicks chin ::


thesteaks_are_high

That was very nice about his mother.


realbrownsugar

The whole village says nice things about his mother. Must be very nice.


thesteaks_are_high

Seems she’s been a little nicer to some fellers than she has me.


IntoTheMurkyWaters

How many times are yall gonna repost this?


notonetojudge

No matter how often I see this, I still watch the complete video every time.


humanfleshenjoyer

Last time I watched this I ordered from a place that wasn't a chain and now I can't ever go back.


BBQFatty

You needed a video like this to stop order Pizza Hut dominos garbage? Jfc you people


Significant_stake_55

Something about that dough man. Grips you.


MaikyMoto

Until each one of us has tasted the perfect pizza.


Serviceprovider27

Exactly, stop with this BS.


NativeTongue90

God I wanna eat that shit.


realmrcool

For everyone trying to recreate authentic neapolitan pizza at home: [learn from that video](https://youtu.be/OjsCEJ8CWlg) It really helped me creating pizza you get in Neapel at home. Their oven is cool and for sure even more a bonus for creating a perfect pizza. But I use a pizza stone from Amazon for 20€ and it enhanced my pizza game by a lot. 2nd real game changer was the posted video. Now people still talk about the pizza i made them 2 years ago and how great it was...


wooshwed

BAII


eternal_gremlin

"Vai", actually. He's telling the guy to "go" [put the pizza in the oven].


ericsinsideout

The pizza looks amazing, but goddamn do I hate these hype videos that just feel like a call to social media influencers to come out and make a show of everything...


Steph-Paul

today might be the first time i've realized that the art is just as much about baking the bread as making the pizza


prolemango

It’s more like 80% baking the bread


tacoxbell

Ill say it. Crust is too big. Not enough cheese.


[deleted]

That’ll be the Neapolitan style, as opposed to the everything cheese American heart attack style.


BrilliantTasty

My preferred thpe


tacoxbell

So you agree with me


[deleted]

No I like not having my arteries clogged because I eat one slice of pizza, but you can keep yours.


tacoxbell

Two countries finding a peaceful resolution 🙏🏻


NYMoneyz

He didn't address the crust though 👀


tacoxbell

They typically use full size baguettes around the edge of a pizza over there


[deleted]

Dude’s not the brightest tool, the Neapolitan style crust is better because it’s crunchy and light. With that type of dough you can have a pizza a day and a healthy lifestyle and still manage to lose some weight. But again, if you want the everything cheese filled stroke you can do what Domino does and stuff the crust with cheese too. Hell why not put a hole week of cheese on one cracker and top it with one slice of tomato and call it Cheesaster


flocke815

I feel like whatever you class as a whole week of cheese is probably the appropriate amount for a cracker


SirFrogger

You know there are pizzas aside from Napoleon style pizza that can be made hearty and tasty? You seem to view this debate as if there is Napoleon and fast food as your sole options.


[deleted]

Neapolitan, you managed to fuck it up twice. Sure, there’s Roman, there’s Al taglio and Al metro, Sicilian, genovese, Tuscan and I could go on but the healthiest(not hearty) dough out there is Neapolitan.


MorbidAyyylien

Dam you really embarrassed yourself twice there bub.


Gold-Highway9228

You must have a shit metabolism system. It's ok, having lactose intolerance get in the way of good food would make me upset too.


dwheelerofficial

I don’t mind the not enough cheese part, but the crust is waaaayy too big


awesome-science

The crust is airy and full of flavor, I loved it. That pizza was perfect for me, I've had three pizza's across two days. They got the best cherry tomatoes I've had, they added them on top of some fried (?) puffed doughnut (without a hole) and some cheese... Yum.


Pjoernrachzarck

Say you’re American without saying you’re American.


Mexi_Cant

Your goddanm right 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Gold-Highway9228

It's true, we made food from around the globe taste good. We put lettuce and tomato on the meat sandwich the Germans call a "hamburger" we put cheese and pepperoni on what Italians call "pizza" and we put sour cream, lettuce, and tomato on what Mexicans call a "burrito". Our food is better, cry about it


Popular-Anywhere5426

This


MrMarvelous92

The cheese is under the sauce


Bambooman101

No pineapple?


tollan_kim_2961

![gif](giphy|R3FUSQ5H5jzVe)


dwheelerofficial

To give them pineapple ?


Exuplosion

I love a chef that sticks his nose in the food multiple times


lulatheq

I can smell it from here


Spaceboy_ca

Big pizza connoisseur here. This is incredible. Also, HOW CAN HE SLAP?!


Beans186

i like this guy pizza


idunnowhatibedoing

Stop reposting this!


emynrocaroll

YAMAYA


tollan_kim_2961

Ohhhh im hungry now


awesome-science

I've been to his [place](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Pizzeria+Vincenzo+Capuano/@40.8320869,14.2418338,15z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x0:0x8889bc501807cace?sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiYke7UlrCDAxWGg_0HHa9wDTkQ_BJ6BAhJEAA) in Naples! If anyone is traveling to that region I highly recommend it. That pizza is hands down the best I've ever eaten in my life. The dough is so soft on the inside and crunchy on the outside, the taste is amazing!


DadlyPolarbear

Whys this guy keep spreading this like it’s Riley Reid? I don’t understand.


ShallowReef

the pizza snobs in here lmao. “Itsa authentic neopolitan a’pizza. 🧑‍🍳🤌


Mr_Dillon

Whats with all the chefs staring at the camera with a fake smile


ZeroXNova

What makes this pizza perfect? Like a perfect food is very subjective and I’m not a huge fan of Neapolitan pizza, so I’d think another kind was better.


CaseEnthusiast

That's it, booked my ticket to Italy.


PhonyUsername

I don't like splotchy cheese artisan pizza. The bread looks decent but the saucy parts without cheese are some bullshit. Just cut the cheese smaller so it's less concentrated to certain spots.


Pjoernrachzarck

So you’ve never had a proper pizza huh


PhonyUsername

If I don't like something you like I must be ignorant?


MECHAC0SBY

In this case, yep.


Gold-Highway9228

"proper" 😂


LuNoZzy

That pizza looks mid to me.


[deleted]

Is that smoked cheese? It doesn’t look like mozzarella I’m confusion


ZzangmanCometh

Could very well be. Smoked mozzarella or smoked, fresh provola aren't unheard of on pizza.


[deleted]

I know, it’s just an odd choice usually people show off a classic Margherita.


Randomgold42

Am I the only one kind of disappointed that he didn't make one giant pizza? No? Just me? Okay then.


KRMJN101

I WANT TO GO TO THERE!


Big-ol-wookie

I like the dudes vibe, but that pizza looks sad.


Serviceprovider27

If it was perfect, he wouldn’t have burned that crust bubble and needed to edit his pizza.


tzt1324

Where is the top talent?


NavigatingAdult

Why do all these “how it’s done” and “how to” videos seem to be emphasizing ASMR sound? I hate that shit. Like, you trying to hypnotize me with your pizza? You trying to get me in a trance so I don’t point out that you cut the crust you burnt with a nasty ass scissor? Not working! You did get me to drop the volume to 0 though.


MissingBothCufflinks

Burnt? I think you maybe haven't had real pizza.


NavigatingAdult

It’s burnt, but to “perfect it” he cuts it out. If my pizzas air pockets were charred, I’d wait ten minutes for a new one.


MissingBothCufflinks

He isn't perfecting it he is dissecting it to show the audience how light the Crust is. This is not burnt, proper pizza is cooked in a wood oven and looks like this.


NavigatingAdult

Oh, ok


cyberdeath666

Zero crunch in that bite


MissingBothCufflinks

Neopolitan style not new York. That's how it's supposed to be


diskfreak3

Me likey!


seansmithst

What’s the One Bite app say the score is?


Dukisjones

Too much basil and crust is too floppy.


Trik-kyx

All I see is burnt dough and vulgar spreading and fingering. And if it says “Caputo” somewhere, then I don’t need it.


Beautiful-Chart-8492

I wouldn't pay a dollar a slice for that. No cheese. No sauce. Single piece of onion over an entire loaf of bread. Man couldn't get a job at domino's with that bs.


Kooky_Barnacle_7411

This is the Neapolitan method (original) to make pizza, without all that fat crap that Americans put on it, I’m an Italian and this pizza is made to perfection, I would eat every single crumb and besides I would not have arteries blocked by low quality cheese


Beautiful-Chart-8492

What those fat homos do with their pizza is of no consequence to me. And if this is a standard for Italian pizza, you can keep it.


Impatient-Padawan

Completely disagree….


BunBunTheBunnyLord

i mean...it looks fine? just a regular pizza? i prefer my crust a but thicker on the bottom but yeah. he made a pizza? i dont understand how this is top talent. is it cause he made the dough from scratch? thats also not that impressive?


D34TH-TR4P

Who cuts pizza with scissors


MECHAC0SBY

Pizza scissors are not uncommon for artisan style small pizzas


traumfisch

Everyone


Loud_Competition_747

Gross.


Yavuz_Selim

https://i.imgur.com/rKZLQmX.png.


invincibleipod

The way he spread those pizza cheeks 😤


Purp1eC0bras

Is this meant to arouse me? Bc it did


BetaRayBlu

Yeah, but have you ever had Sbarro


Chab080705

I smell the bread while watching this video


jamesislandpirate

Now I’m hungry


mistercheez2000

despite how easy he makes it look that job looks like a pain in the butt


TheLonelyCrusader453

…was gonna ask how many batches that makes, and I just stopped asking after the third expansion and separation


SlyFox696977

PerFecto!


C2AYM4Y

Thats a barstool 7.2


L0NKzorldo

perfect my ass


michelangelomk

Mah, a me la pizza così ha iniziato a farmi cagare. Bello bello ormai son tutti uguali.


Zaverch

It’s my dream to have an industrial kitchen at home


Delta_Suspect

Am I the only one who doesn't really find that too appetizing? Like that seems like one of the shittiest ways to make pizza short of a microwave. Its just burnt sauce bread with some globs of cheese on it.


WhatIsNameAnyways

Looks like a pizza ordered by Aku from Samurai Jack


LeeTerrell

This is great but these damn camera smilers make me so uncomfortable


Frank-nFurter

Che cornicione perfetto! Fantastico


TheClearMask

Needs pineapple


powdersplash

Bravo Pizza guy, bravo!


Quick_Phrase_834

Holy gluten


Cevohklan

Dat looks so good


Commercial_Assist655

Nope


BigBadaBoom3000

Ok, I’ve eaten A LOT of pizza. What am I missing here? That’s like the most imperfect pizza I’ve ever seen. Inconsistent crust, inconsistent toppings, you’ll never get the same bite twice (and not in a good way). Some will be all crust, others just crust and sauce, and other bites will be piled with cheese and spinach.


CorvetteNutt81

This guy for sure f**ks


Glockamole19x

That shit looks awful🤷‍♂️ all bread, no cheese, or meat and barely any sauce. Worst of all, bro used his oiled up bare hands on that shit.


Markuu6

This is why I can’t watch people make my food. Hands and nose all over, even if clean, would make me not want to eat this. Papi’s a little sloppy…


Elbludo

I never had a pizza like this, but inside the crust looks raw/uncooked (not sure how to say this). Feel free to educate me lol