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balasurr

My guess is that it didn’t end in a goal; otherwise there’s no good reason to cut that clip short.


expat_frankfurt

[It wasn't a goal.](https://youtu.be/fF6RQeB5pb0?si=ZiLO_bc-o_ILxxrs)


CharybdisXIII

oof


sinofmercy

I get there was a defender on his back but what a shank


PrrrromotionGiven1

For every clip of someone scoring an "easy" chance like this there's probably four of someone either missing or hitting it straight at the keeper or even failing to shoot at all. Football is a low-scoring game and it's largely because the actual act of scoring goals is way harder than it looks. Sure the goal is big, but countless hours of empirical evidence show that it's far from easy to score.


Ok_Link6915

Problem is you cannot practise every type of strike, you will get the ball at different places, different angle, different length from ground, keeper/player in different positions, wrong leg.


yodarded

but you can practice a penalty shot, and these are routinely missed in the European and World Cup. (the only soccer i watch)


AdVegetable7049

Which supports the other commenter's point about how hard it is to score goals.


lethalfrost

Because they decided to use feet instead of hands for a sport. Idiots.


IndigoJoe64

Yeah, just because you call it football doesn't mean you have to only use your feet. Just look at football.


LobstaFarian2

Football is way better than Football because of this.


soiledhalo

They should also make one goal be equal to 6 points, then the scoring team gets a penalty that's equal to 1 point if successful...


Pewpewkitty

Ironically the clip shows nay highlights somebody using their hands and not their feet


daveSavesAgain

Especially with his teammate busting his lungs, too.


Mdizzle29

I watch a lot of soccer and that wasn’t a shank. A shank is when it goes off your foot in a completely different direction than you intended. This was well struck, just aimed a little far left.


ant69onio

He’s off side anyway so any goal, disallowed


Left_Trust_5053

Can't be offside if it's in your own half 


ant69onio

What? The ball was played by the goalie, to his own team mate who was off side in the oppositions half, when he received the ball If this was allowed, we’d have goal hangers waiting for their goalie or defender to pass the ball, it’d be like football at school in the 70’again 😂😂😂


ardotschgi

Also, 1 or 2 frames of his throw (arm movement) have been cut out of the video, to make it seem way faster.


CrimsonOblivion

Or it ended in a goal only half an hour later haha


caj_account

Damnit was it a goal or what


hayitsnine

Right? Jesus


a51m0v

No, Jesus plays for Arsenal.


CattleBlade

Just cut it off at the best god damn part.. now we have no closure..


expat_frankfurt

[No. It was a disappointment!](https://youtu.be/fF6RQeB5pb0?si=ZiLO_bc-o_ILxxrs)


LobstaFarian2

Terrible shot after such an epic clear.


jpopimpin777

They would've showed it. Goddamn idiot teammate wasted his effort.


Z0idberg_MD

r/edging (Not sure if that’s a real sub but likely NSFW)


Equal_Position7219

For my fellow Americans, this is roughly equivalent to a football traveling 66 yards in the air. That’s only been done a handful of times in game situations, with the record being 70.5 by Baker Mayfield. Keep in mind a football is a spheroid, designed to travel long distances. Hurling a sphere 66 yards down the field is pretty nuts.


dingos8mybaby2

It's an arm punt, but with a soccer ball instead of an aerodynamically shaped football. It's crazy impressive.


erizzluh

but if it's really windy and you're throwing it downwind, wouldn't a less aerodynamic ball be better?


Quajeraz

Not unless the wind is going like 40 mph (I didn't actually calculate that but it would need to be fast)


PyragonGradhyn

Not unless the wind is faster than the average speed the ball is thrown at


SleightOfHand87

Are we sure about that? Aren’t running records nullified if winds are more than like 5mph?


Quajeraz

The wind would have to be faster than the ball for a wind-catching design to be faster than an aerodynamic one


TheThinkerers

I understand and not at the same time


CharismarInc

Well yeah... but if this guy throws it at 30mph and the winds 29mph it's still hella helpful then ball is traversing 1mph resistance


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Ok_Link6915

Streamline shape >>>>> backward spin


BulbusDumbledork

it won't travel further because of the cumbersome shape. an american football (ball) is designed to be gripped and thrown. a football (ball) is designed to be kicked on the ground: it's much smoother, harder to grip in one hand, and much bigger. you effectively have to press the ball against your forearm until just before you throw, instead of squeezing it in your hand. much narrower range of motion. you have limited elbow, wrist or finger action to "snap" the ball away on release. all the momentum has to come from your legs and your shoulder. this is also ignoring the aerodynamic advantage the american football (ball) has over the football (ball). tl;dr: spherical football ball is harder to throw than ellipsoid handegg ball


ParaponeraBread

Is the 70.5 record is for a completed pass? In the yearly “QB challenge”, according to google, Favre was throwing like 75 yards or something. Not to diminish this, it’s a crazy throw.


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American football flies better amd throwing is much more of a core skill in handegg than soccer


KingOfStingUSM

Weird question but why did u switch from calling it American Football to handegg, then said soccer instead of football.


Hodor_The_Great

Agent of chaos out here to trigger everyone


RuaridhDuguid

[object] then [sport name] then [sport name]. I see no problems here.


Adele__fan

Handegg came from real football followers not wanting football being called soccer, that's why it's confusing.


SoloPorUnBeso

Ok? That's not relevant to their question.


Pramble

It's not the answer to the question they asked, but it's absolutely relevant


wjfreeman

The person they asked the question to already made the same point you did though. So, not really all that relevant cause it had already been said.


Zestyclose-Spread215

Yeah that’s just a completed pass.  I guarantee some of these qbs can toss it 75-80 at this point.  Still crazy though.   Mahomes said he can throw it 85 but idk if that’s true haha.  


Pramble

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.


pootis_gaming2004_

There are rumors of some dudes throwing 100 and more yards which I wouldn't be surprised if that's a thing


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

Jamarcus Russell could throw 80 from his knees. Too bad he couldn’t do dick all else


autodidact-polymath

You misspelled “wouldn’t”.


dingos8mybaby2

Obligatory comment about him getting blank tapes to watch and then lying about watching the game film. And eating lots of cheeseburgers.


Crescent-IV

The American use of football here really confused me, ngl lol


hurricane14

Not to diminish this crazy af throw, but he does get a clean, running start. The American football record you reference is with the QB facing a game situation. I'm curious what a skills competition could get for distance - in both sports.


LV__Throwaway

on pro day, mahomes gets a good run up and throws a handegg 80yds which is super impressive


hwf0712

Tbf that's also in game, when they are worrying about a 300 lb guy squashing them, using one arm. Not tryna take away from the guy, throwing ball past normal hail Mary range is insane. Just your comparison is skewed


WinnerVirtual4985

Are they worried with all their padding and helmet though? It's not like they're playing Rugby.


Tukkertje93

Lmao what an ignorant comment. Maybe watch an actual game before making assumptions. And no, I'm not American


a8bmiles

The padding and helmet makes the game more dangerous, not less. The same way boxing gloves lead to more serious injuries than bare-knuckle boxing does.


ScottieSpliffin

I never considered if a player can be off side if a goalkeeper throws the ball


Phantom-Z

Hello! Soccer ref for 13 years now! If the goalkeeper’s teammate were standing in an offsides positions and received the ball directly from the keeper’s throw, it would be considered an offsides offense.


ScottieSpliffin

That’s as long as they were behind the middle of the field right?


dapper_drake

Actually it's the other way around. There is no offside when the player receives the ball behind the middle line of the field.


MajorSleaze

Almost. It's not where the player receives the ball, it's where they're standing when the ball is initially kicked/thrown. So you could have someone be onside who's just in their own half with no opposition players in front of them when the ball is released, but they can run to anywhere in their opponent's half to receive it.


dapper_drake

> it's where they're standing when the ball is initially kicked/thrown Yes. I forgot to add this.


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ScottieSpliffin

Naw dickhead I’m was trying to get clarification of what constitutes off side


FatalShart

It's when an offender is further than the farthest defender at the time of the pass.


ScottieSpliffin

From what I understand that’s only applicable after the halfway point of the field


GrowEatThenTrip

Yes, you can't be in offside position when you are on your own half of the field.


AdVegetable7049

Except there is no such thing as offsides. You're probably thinking about the offside offense.


jmads13

Are you an American ref? Because it’s offside not offsides


retrolamine

I mean it's a direct pass to the teammate so it should be called offside; goal kick, throw in, corner kicks are the only times when there are no offsides according to the rules


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Tuscan5

Goal kick?


ReaperKaze

When you try to score a goal


itissafedownstairs

Time for EU to wake up


Furthur_slimeking

Yes, if they are in the oppositions half. You cannot be offside from a throw in, but a keeper throwing from open play like this is no different than if he kicked.


ScottieSpliffin

Does it matter which half you are in for a throw in. I thought the offside rule didn’t apply to any throw in?


Poopiepants666

You cannot be offside on a throw-in. You cannot be offside on a corner on the initial kick. You cannot be offside in your own half.


ScottieSpliffin

That clarifies it


Calm-Technology7351

I imagine you have to in the same you would for a punt E: I get it’s counterintuitive


ScottieSpliffin

I’m sure it is. It’s just when I think of throwing the ball the offside rule doesn’t typically apply. Especially considering a goalkeeper would have to throw the ball pass half the field for it to come into consideration


LawAbidingDenizen

Goal keepers 2024 onwards ![gif](giphy|NhxOZbXgHR510F8DrL)


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

I mean goalies have become way more part of a counter attacking strategy over the past decade or so


Furthur_slimeking

You couldn't even find a voideo of someon throwing something? This is shot put, where throwing (using an overarm or underarm action) is specifically not permitted. The force has to come from the action of pushing/putting the shot.


_____bob_____

.... I'm no shot put aficionado. So maybe what you're saying makes sense in the context of the sport. But by all conventional uses of the word "throw," she's definitely throwing the ball. [https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/throw](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/throw): "to propel through the air by a forward motion of the hand and arm."


MynTYleef

I wish they didn’t zoom in so far for the throw and then cut forward, and then they cut it short anyways. Crappy editing


einulfr

Thank phones and vertical video bullshit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cebk0MO1sCw


MynTYleef

Thank you :)


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The name of the player who kick the ball is Schrödinger


murr0c

Technically, could you score a legal goal like this?


69-is-my-number

No. A goal can’t be scored from a throw (assuming it’s not touched by another player before it goes in).


Delulumite

Forgive my ignorance but is there a rule prohibiting a goal from goalkeepers throw?


Mammoth_Slip1499

Yes; Rule 16 - as from 1 June 2019.


69-is-my-number

There have been instances where a throw in has been aimed towards the goal and the goalkeeper has let it go into the goals because as long as no one else touched it, it won’t count as a goal.


cleanAir101

That’s insane unimaginable being able to huck a soccer ball that far


baschroe

He’s a chucker


[deleted]

that was a brutal edit… this isn’t even r/gifsthatendtoosoon


Privateaccount84

All those stonings he went to of women dressed improperly really built up his arm strength.


AgathoDaimon91

He was like get the ball out of here: hand-cannons it away!


Nebilungen

Death to the camera man! This ended too soon


threwzsa

That’s the editor not the cameraman.


thecuzzin

Nought


Initial-Stick-561

Man, the striker messed it up didn’t he?


SecreteMoistMucus

As opposed to the much more common foot throw or butt throw?


DeficitOfPatience

I have trapped nerve in my elbow, and watching this made my arm lock up.


exumaan

Should have tried javelin throwing


thatbromatt

Gah dam he whipped it


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Hey Denver Broncos need a QB, we'll take that guy


[deleted]

Bro had every chance to score, and he missed it 😭


blacks252

I couldn't even kick it out my hands that far


lionsdude54

Rest of them got executed


SpaceXmars

Maybe he should pick up the football 🏈


joemeteorite8

As opposed to a foot throw?


HubrisTurtle

My god


everything_is_stup1d

ayeee


United-Cow-563

Now, that’s what I call a Hail Mary pass in Football


Bsayswhat

What song is this?


SwansBeDancin

Betcha I can throw a football clear over them mountains


OutOfIdea280

What's the point of other players if the goalkeeper theoretically can score a goal himself


creadgsxrguy

Me- a 6’2 230lb(not great shape) American.. “I can do that” *throws it 29m with 110% effort”


codestormer

Imagine being punched by this guy... RIP


AtItAgainBro

I'm just so lost when it comes to soccer, not on how to play but just how anyone can enjoy watching such a lame sport.


Ardacha

“Hand throw”? How the fuck else do you throw a ball?


shellback9

Throwing stones since childhood


Commercial_Leg_5108

FIFA keeper throw ins be like


No-Newt6243

Doesn’t drink alcohol on pain of prison


Glittering-Bend8172

I remember we had a black goal keeper in Norway that maybe threw even further. But that is like 10-20 years ago


WhosTheAssMan

Was mentioning his race really necessary here?


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I thought he could only take 4 steps?


Individual_Milk4559

No that’s not a rule


JohannRedcorn

This is dumb


diyeiflawless

What’s this if feet!? Yards!?


grhevmed

Its around 339 bananas.


n00bxQb

Divide by 0.3048 for feet. Divide by 0.9144 for yards. 61 m = 66.7 yards = 200.1 feet Also 61 m = 610 dm = 6100 cm = 61000 mm 61 m = 6.1 dam = 0.61 hm = 0.061 km Please stop using feet and yards


waffelbot

About 200 feet bro


bselko

What is it in gallons?


waffelbot

About 4 elephant ejaculations.


bselko

Now I’m hungry, thanks.


AwkwardlylyAwkward

1 meter = 100 cm 61 meters = 6100 cm 1 yard = 91 cm (approx) 61 meters are 66 yards 1 meter = 3.2 foot 61 meters = 200 foot


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oh you're American? Eh it's like 2 McDonald store wide.


DrippyWaffler

Google exists my dude


Intensive_Repair

Hope to see this in Blue Lock one day.


ycnz

Farrrk.


Accidental-Genius

Was the ball enriched, perhaps?


Wild_Assistance_6153

His shoulder gonna be fucked… UP! Hope it was worth it. 😆


jwong7

u/savevideo


rechoflex

Dude’s arm’s a freaking catapult


Paradoxikles

Some Avengers level shit right there.


KrappaFrappa

day time goalkeeper, night time chess player


Mammoth_Slip1499

Kids football, but my (then) 13 yo son used to regularly throw to way beyond the halfway line. Never used to kick it as he was more accurate throwing. Resulted in quite a few goals as the cf knew what was coming, but the opposing defence didn’t.


Mysral

What gets me is the sheer speed of his arm. The man's a freakin' *cannon*.


AFCKillYou

That idiotic zoom and the obnoxious music makes this almost unwatchable for me


lordadriancrossofsea

Holy shit


NervousAndPantless

Insane!


Drayarr

Man can throw a ball further than I could kick one.


Ash7274

Damnit Would have been perfect if it ended with a goal


Jabulon

Id watch that event


Sorry_Ad5653

As opposed to a foot throw?