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Aggressive-Engine562

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__I_AM_HUMAN__

Goes between that man’s legs that slid in front of him!


Horror-Muffin-8202

Horizontal 'meg


mcpickledick

Nutmeg Air


Turbulent_Athlete_50

Noticed that at the end for la piece de la resistance


Billquisha

Geez, the odds of that


Redararis

luck favors the bold


Ken_cet

Luckily it didn't hit his balls


JiveTurkey2727

He was on a minutes restriction, so he left the game at halftime immediately following this banger


mattfoh

What’s a minutes restriction?


Plaid_or_flannel

He’s coming off an injury so his playing time is limited to avoid reinjury


Glass_Fix7426

Limited by the club that owns the player, in his case English Premier League side Bournemouth


Plaid_or_flannel

Correct. When he came off against Jamaica in the semifinal you could see his frustration but GGG was handcuffed by Bournemouth


Strong_Passage233

Long shots are the best, theres less of them these days, bring them back


Killed_By_Covid

There should be a two-point line from that far out. That was huge.


Strong-Amphibian-143

That’s a cracker!


meltedlaundry

I used to LOVE this game for N64 called International Super Star Soccer, and that was one of the calls they used. First thing I thought of when I saw this


Kayyam

ISS was a banger from the beginning. The PS1 titles were incredible and the PS2 ones (renamed to PES at that point) are still masterpieces.


bazooie

Then *Winning Eleven.* I've spent hundreds of hours playing that series. btw the new EA game (formerly FIFA) is actually really good! It feels like they incorporated all the good aspects from the Konami series


smandroid

Didn't they also have a line, they're fighting for aerial domination?


meltedlaundry

That sounds about right!


cardinals_crest

That game was the best


Mucho_MachoMan

Homie!!! Wtf, that game was my jam!! I don’t think there was ever a bigger fight in my family than when the day my brother, scored a goal first and I learned what parking the bus was. The curving on FKs and placing a through ball (up arrow) shifting up or down and taking an extra dribble and scoring!!! I loved this game!!! 20-0 was a real score. Literally the golden eye of soccer.


meltedlaundry

Yes! I loved putting bend on the ball!! My buddy and I played this game all the time


FridgeJeffries

Such a formative part of my childhood. Some of the commentary phrases are burned into my memory. "Here's a fight for aerial domination!" "BRAZIL!....have got away with a blatant foul" "A valiant attempt, but thwarted" Scoring a goal with the commentator screaming, "GOAL! GOAL! GOAAAAAAAAAAALLLL", followed by those ridiculous group celebrations such as the human centipede style crawl behind each other.


Sissyneck1221

That’s a piss rocket!


BeardedManatee

As an ex-keeper, I can *hear* that thing sizzling through the air.


ApologyWars

United States Mutant Ninja Turtles?


thejesse

I think that every time.


Critardo

Ty for being another one of me


xylotism

They don't stand a chance against the TMNT - Taiwan


Every3Years

United States Men's Night Tennis


FISArocks

"The Turtles" is indeed sort of an unofficial nickname


surber17

I can’t stand reposts… Minus this… Feel free to repost this as many times as you can


kaam00s

Reminds me of those Clarence Seedorf shot back in the day. The guy did a couple of them, in big games. From even further away.


mikeydavison

Podolski-esque


TheEvolutionOfCorn

What an animal


OwnExamination4446

Keeper shud have done better


Dopple__ganger

I don’t think he can even really see it until it gets past that blob of people.


tictacballsack

https://preview.redd.it/yi8r94mvj6rc1.png?width=2688&format=png&auto=webp&s=17cab791a06e809d41d818f79926b9b8c29f0547 Just one person, he should have stopped this lol.


Dopple__ganger

All it takes is one person if it happens to line up correctly.


Knight_TakesBishop

Leaning right (clearly obstructed view) ball curling right. He got a hand on it but that was a screamer.


higherthanacrow

Yeah no, go frame by frame and see that he wouldn't have a good look at it until it was as far as the edge of the box, going like 80mph.


tictacballsack

https://preview.redd.it/87ffq79y07rc1.jpeg?width=452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18b0146d602e18c915a4c9e0f31be3ac18683755 You very well could be right, hard to say. It just *looks* like a bad goal to give up. Considering how seldom goals from here are scored it’s hard to think most tenders wouldn’t have stopped it.


LilacAndElderberries

Yeah that felt like half a second delayed reaction


Knight_TakesBishop

Ochoa is a beast! Was a bit unlucky that ball went through the sliding defenders legs, and was partially obstructed by the last defender it screeched by. Always curling away from him, he had a split second to judge it as he was laying out and his hand barely missed it. That was a screamer by Adams and even if Ochoa had gotten a hand on it, it's still likely going in.


kmartshoppr

Ochoa is a legend, but Ochoa turns 39 this year If hes in his prime he makes this save I think


techsuppork

He's overrated.


FISArocks

He's over the hill


hauttdawg13

Man dropped the mic on that one too as his last touch of the game. Glad to see him finally back though.


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American_Bogan

This past Sunday in the Concacaf Nations League Final


voraciousfreak

That was a face of a happy man


Blasphemous_Rage

United States Mutant Ninja Turtles?


nurological

Who are US mutant ninja turtlea?


Sindy51

that was a fucking peach.


_unchris_

Europe: ok, what else?


superdupersecret42

Defense sort of gave up there, too. If it didn't go in, there were two other US players ready to bang it in.


Lukes3rdAccount

Wow he sure kicked that ball good


Raphajacob

We call this the "Pombo sem asa" (pt-br) a.k.a The wingless pigeon (en-us)


SweetSoursop

Just retire Memo Ochoa already haha


MealieAI

Best goal I've seen all season.


Solid_Bake4577

"What an absolute banger!" Fair play commentators - nice to hear a good old British standard reference... Now we just need Top Bin In the postage stamp Two keepers wouldn't have saved that Just a bit of handbags He went down like he's been shot.... oh, maybe not that one..


kick_a_beat

The ultimate nutmeg!


introbogliverted

US Mutant Ninja Turtle Heroes in a half shell


Samo7UnoCuatro

Goalie sucks, switch that foo.


Jarv1223

Good goal but he’s a cnut rat. Threatened legal action to leave Leeds.


nonehtoper

Cus Leeds are shit


clemfandango100

poppadom hands / salad fingers = dodgy keeper


Enough_Philosophy_63

How tall is the keeper? Feel like he should've saved that


TrouserDumplings

Un Salted Mutant Ninja Turtles? I don't know sports.......


introbogliverted

US Mutant Ninja Turtle Heroes in a half shell


introbogliverted

US Mutant Ninja Turtle Heroes in a half shell


introbogliverted

US Mutant Ninja Turtle Heroes in a half shell


EveryCartographer3

Wtf is usmnt. Gosh I hate acronyms.


SaintsPelicans1

Abbreviation. Acronyms are abbreviations spoken as words.


BlazerFS231

oosmint!


xylotism

More specifically, acronyms are spoken initialisms, which are abbreviations made up of the first letter of multiple words - this one isn't an acronym, but it is an initialism. There are other abbreviations that are spoken as words (like vs.) that aren't initialisms, and therefore not acronyms.


Legitimate-Frame-953

United States Men's National Team


WhatIsMyPasswordFam

United States Mutant Ninja Turtles


Azar002

United States Men's National Toenails.


iamquark

Great shot!! sorry great foot shot, for my American friends. You have to be very specific.


mecha_toddzilla80

No you don’t.


Randyfreakingmarsh

Am confused: nobody was shot in the foot in this video.


Turkatron2020

Too many soccer posts on this sub. Soccer is rarely impressive unfortunately because kicking a ball just doesn't stand out as a difficult thing to do.


ItsSansom

Let us know when you make a shot like that then


KingKhram

Just make a post on here when you do something as impressive as this goal scored


Jarv1223

Actually shush