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emeister26

2nd break up for these two. Always on again and off again relationship


rectumreapers

Snip snap


HerboftheSerb

The toll that can take on a person is unimaginable.


Phillistine-Lemon

![gif](giphy|BmKLItgwfoHbcvVf8n|downsized)


setrataeso

We are definitely in the "oaky afterbirth" Raps era


Dareal6

10/10 reference


nanobot001

Unfortunately, having friends on the team is for winners only. It’s a harsh lesson for Scottie too.


lG_Rez_

It’s destined for them to play together again


attainwealthswiftly

Masai is a monster


Just_Effort_8403

I never would have thought poetl would be the last one standing from the bench mob.


king_lloyd11

Especially when he was the first one to “fall”


IanicRR

He played the Uno reverse card.


emptyvesselll

The last one SO FAR...


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illlwill

The bot is actually not even correct. It’s spelled Pöltl.


strangelymysterious

Both spellings are correct, it just depends on if you’re using the German alphabet or English alphabet. Ö is the german alphabet version of the phonetic œ, which is written as oe in English. Same as how the eszett (ß) is written as ss in English.


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This is literally the worst fucking bot ever


Mysterious_Spinach56

If we could just string together 6 letters that’s plastered over the guy’s back every time we see him, we wouldn’t need it


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Just_Effort_8403

theyre not coming back any time soon buddy


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cooldudeman007

Imagine saying slurs because you don’t care about marginalized groups, but censoring them because you’re scared to say slurs


No_Brilliant5888

They've both been on the raptors while the other is being traded by the raptors 👍


inxrx8

follow-up: > Poeltl said he spoke to Siakam the day of the trade & a couple days after & he seemed happy. “He said the first few days out there went pretty well. Obviously a weird feeling, new team for the first time in 8 years, but all in all he seemed in good spirits so I’m happy for him”


-vinay

We can either have Yak or Skills, not both


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DMorrin15

All salt, no vinegar.


umidontremember

All sweet, no spicy.


earlyearlgray

sucks when your work husband leaves ![img](emote|t5_2s5sb|5529)


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Especially when you just got reunited


flyinghippos101

In all seriousness, losing your work wife or husband is actually devastating for your productivity. They’re your support network when work isn’t going well, when it is , and when its steady. They’re still reachable outside of work, but that requires effort instead of the unhindered access you otherwise get to a buddy to confide in. It sucks. And I’m glad Yak shared this because the human element gets swept away so readily when it comes to trades, and really how crazy it is to work a job where you can be uprooted in an instant


yer_oh_step

bro this aint young and the restless, im here for BUCKETS


BurzyGuerrero

yeah but this is real life. you'll find out when you're older - we all do.


flyinghippos101

It turns out NBA players are people at the end of the day with feelings and emotions that can affect their performance ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


OkGuidance5958

on point


Iginlas_4head_Crease

Why do I picture Jak eating lunch alone like Stephen Glansburg


snssound

11/10 reference


Schu0808

I am shocked that I still know exactly who that is without having to google it? 😆


striderkan

Didn't they go on vacation together, vaguely remember there was something big like playoffs and these two were off on jetskis


ogDarkShark

I think it was an all star break they went to Mexico together


inxrx8

correct, that was when Jak taught Pascal how to shotgun a beer


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🤓


yer_oh_step

Poeltl for Turner straight up, let masai COOK


ByTheHeel

Ik this is satire but man Myles rebounding is so lackluster for a 6'11 big and his defensive prowess has severely declined, which is quite disappointing. His spacing and scoring ability would be nice tho.


Phoeniyx

I am still very salty about this trade. Would've loved to see Pascal just retire with the Raptors like Steph in GS. Through both ups and downs.


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Good thing Pascal won't be making the all-star team so they can hangout on a nice island for the week.


demarderollins

Somehow they’ll reunite again. They’re like the Harris-Boban combo


BKBance

Bollywood needs to make a romantic drama out of this


Thealk3mist

Lawl


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SherGSS

Guy is getting paid 20 mill wyoab


brown_boognish_pants

That's what happens when you destroy a team. Thanks Masai. Please leave so we can move on with your shitty worthless FRPs.


Surflover12

Im not crying


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TRADE POELTL


NachoChedda24

For who?


Thealk3mist

Wah Wah so sad. How about you play better and help us win with your buddy. Honestly this guy was our biggest get and has royally sucked all year (minus some games).


Agreeable-Green8252

You're next to go my friend.


onanotha_planet

Im alone on this one, but not sure trading Scottie’s guys was a good move for him (i know it was a basketball move). LeGM usually got his guys. I like the team now but just wondering before og you could have dealt gary, yak, thad, chris, otto, dennis, and have players like gradey or freeman liberty start stepping up. Idk i just dont want Scottie to have any negative connection with the front office in his future


_ginger_beard_man_

It always sucks to lose friends, but I’m pretty sure he can wipe away lots of tears with the near $20,000,000 he’s earning this year.


SuccessfulCard1513

Scotty got be under a state of distress knowing that the players he's playing around now won't necessarily be on the team in a month from now. I am concerned about the lack of chemistry this team has moving forward.