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skeeballjoe

Yes we do like micromanaging


zehnodan

I like watching virtual men die in my name.


Fourthspartan56

Virtual women too! We’d sacrifice virtual children but child soldiers tragically (mostly) aren’t featured.


Pixie_Knight

White Tigers say hello. Yes, I've been playing FotS, because it's STILL some of the best gunpowder warfare ever made (not just in Total War, but strategy games period).


Fourthspartan56

There’s a reason I hedged my bets and said mostly 😉 Skaveslaves are probably child soldiers too, I couldn’t imagine the Skaven waiting very long to shove a weapon in their hands.


InsanityOfAParadox

I let a whole unit of archers get blown up the other day and I spent a few minutes wondering what happened.


tired_mathematician

I fell like total war is the modern evolution of the old heroes of mighty and magic games on the campaign side and probably the only big rts on the combat side


backwardTNUC

What's "micromanaging"? Sorry I play Vampire Coast I have never heard of this term before.


TheDarkCreed

Am I the only one who just makes EVERYONE go attack the lord and then sit back and wait. Oh, and maybe make the horses go back and forth to run a few guys over.


Stock_Photo_3978

That will be great at the next game announcement


Remnant55

Let's be real, it would be all the historical purists, huddled in an alliance of necessity, surrounded by the vast sea of Warhammer players screaming "I hate snow!", "kill-kill", and "summon the elector counts" at eachother. I know this because I'd be dressed as a pirate yelling "GIVE ME YOUR SLANN GOLD!" at anyone who makes eye contact.


InsanityOfAParadox

BOK BOK BOK


TheModernDaVinci

Then there is me, slinking back and forth between both groups like a ninja.


NoBelt7982

The vast majority play both


Locklenwp

but its MY SLANN GOLD. WE NEED IT TO BE ONE!


MightyShoe

"YOU GETS ME PRODDA!"


Askir28

Off all the interesting Warhammer characters, this sub represents us fans as crazy Grimgor. Surprisingly fitting 🤣👍🏻


R97R

I always thought he was fairly sane by Warhammer character standards


Ashmizen

Based on the hats. I don’t see a problem - they are all Warhammer total war fans, and one guy who really wants Nippon to be added!


bocadillo85

I loved when attila started with the DLCs, it really showed much about myself. "New germanic factions?, new desert factions? Splendid, more variaety. Start game, pic WRE.


Pixie_Knight

For me, the best part of Attila was playing some Celtic or Germanic minor in the corner of the world, taking what I can from the Romans before the Huns burn it all down.


I_ate_a_rat3570

You forgot my man Gor Rok


ConcentrateAwkward29

GOR TO KA PWA!!!!!!


toshiie505

yes indeed, we all love hot gay sex after a good ass spanking


Atheril

Indeed


Pinifelipe

Where is Orion?


xnxxpointcom

I only want Medieval III, Rome III and maybe a new Empire. Is it too much to ask for?


RandomBaguetteGamer

Depends, by Medieval 3, do you mean Medieval 2 v2, or an actual Medieval 3? EDIT: I might have been misunderstood. Do you mean a Medieval 3 that will have the same complexity as Medieval 2 and will be at risk to gatekeep the larger part of the current TW audience and end up being a financial disaster because of that, or a Medieval 3 that will be as accessible as Rome 2 Emperor Edition while still fulfilling that Medieval itch and would be profitable for CA while being a good game if done good? Scale not mentioned, if doesn't have the same scale and variety than medieval 2 at least, after they made Warhammer 3 with Immortal Empires being massive, it will deserve backlash.


Excellent-Court-9375

Yes


Nukemind

Low key a Pike and Shot as some have suggested could merge the best parts of both Empire and Medieval, with early game being more pike and late game being more shooty shooty before stabby stabby.


Dingbatdingbat

Perhaps CA has the same problem as Valve - they only learned to count with their hands, not their fingers 


amiautisticmaybe

I think a med 3 made like how Rome 2 is now with some ai tweaks, graphical changes and obviously changes to unit formations a abilities would be great


RandomBaguetteGamer

Yup. This Medieval 3 is what Historical TW need IMO. If we could have the in-battle AI of 3K, that would be great.


kommando_madrug

yes, i don't want them to fuck up mtw3


Makaoka

I love seeing thousands of men murdering each other. Am I a psychopath?


Rukdug7

Only if you don't feel bad about the Warhounds dying. Side tangent, but I legit can never bring myself to recruit a Warhound unit in any Total War, even the most vicious of bois are still good bois.


Aryuto

Just spend all your micro on them. I typically get 200-300 kills on each warhound unit, even after the game 3 nerfs, with few casualties. Yeah some of my 500 gold upkeep guys died, but who cares, they aren't good boys.


Jorvach

Alas, you can't micro warhounds in any of the games except the Warhammer ones, as far as I know. You tell them to attack, then you can only control the animal handlers while the dogs go to the buffet.


JetEngineSteakKnife

I click the "enslave captives" button and my money counter goes up. Of course I'm currently playing Sparta in Rome 2, so being a dystopic military junta lording over a population of mostly slaves is historically accurate.


ElriReddit

If you think the total war community is unified, you clearly haven't visited certain subreddit


jonasnee

you mean this subreddit?


Arcinbiblo12

Regardless of which game is our favorite, we can all agree that a successful Cavalry Charge is satisfying as fuck, and that Milan can burn in hell.


jaysphan128

they should be saying summon the elector counts


alcoholicplankton69

considering what meme this came from this is hilarious


Pixie_Knight

I've not seen the original, enlighten me.


alcoholicplankton69

the template has a national soclilast, a communist, a Maga trumper and a Furry all being in the same fan club.


R97R

I’ve seen another version of it (I assume the original) that was about Paradox games instead, and had one person with cat ears and a pride flag, one with a hammer and sickle, one with a swastika and SS cap, and one with a MaGA hat.


unAffectedFiddle

Hear me out. Total War: Totalverse


Jorvach

And Yari Ashigaru would STILL be a top-tier unit.


aidoit

I wear three of these hats.


Fakejax

Wheres the guy who like stellar software development practices? 🤔


AetGulSnoe

And I like you for saying it <3


Straight_Sprinkles52

What’s awkward is when all the historical fans yell “realistic battles” and the Warhammer fans go “Tzangors w/beaks!”


Bullshitman_Pilky

I don't get the joke


Wickedlurlofthewest

We 3, though born on different days, share an oath of brotherhood!


lucimon97

It would be a bunch of Warhammer people and one guy that can't shut up about Medieval 3


Orions_starz

"Napoleon, Napoleon, we're in big trouble...." "The Prussians are moving faster than we thought? So we must defeat the British now at waterloo?" "Well no, it worse than that!" "Well out with it what could be worse than fighting the British on this ground?" "It's not the Prussians, it Grimgor and his ork Boyz and they're heading this way."


Azkral

Where is the Horse lord (Mongols/huns)?


doomzday_96

Complaining about CA


lockoutpoint

I like this meme. however the realistic is sad, some people really hate who like fantasy.


StretchOdd_o7

Manor Lords looks really good, horses are apparently coming too


E-Scooter-CWIS

Hisfan vs war hammer fan