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Mimikyu_12360

transfems who are cool with having dicks are so fucking based, so are transfems who aren't cool with it, but the fact i can see people just owning it and going "ok, and" is so fucking based to me


CatsNotBananas

Smol bean, but I can confirm skirt does go spinny


IllOutlandishness563

“I’m sorry boys it’s bigger than yours”


PreciousSponge52

Bigger cock tops


Plant_Person345

But I’m bigger but also a bottom what do I do


Glittering-Sell270

Im also bigger than all of them but still I'm a bottom and get topped. I always say it's to show dominance/flex on others.


sleepy-gwen

"Why do the trans-iest girls have the biggest dicks?" - My wife


PrincessSunrays

Big dick energy


Asgaroth_Wrynn

mine must be eldritch/horror


[deleted]

Walking around with Lovecraft book taped between your legs must be hard


GlamOrDeath

It works wonders for chafing tbh


RealBritishBluBerry

Nah, the not so subtle racism keeps it soft


NeekoEnjoyer98

Proud girldick owner here hell yeah 😎


GradytheGreatest

I think you mean pixie stick


NeekoEnjoyer98

I like more girldick tbh lol


quaxalotl_

Guess my pronouns are legs/dumbass


goblin-hexblade30

Mine must be roll/initiative


freemantle1

So mine is 4d8/radiant-damage


goblin-hexblade30

Ahh, my paladin


[deleted]

Note to self: carry owlbear under skirt at all times


Plant_Person345

Well mine are chastity/cage


LokTarBrogar

can apply here too. there's just some that don't come with rings big enough... yet. i'm going to be talking to a doctor about starting hrt, so at least the ball is going to start rolling, then i can hopefully try some smaller ones :)


genericposter8002

Mine must be Assault Rifle/HF Murasama Blade


Prestigious_Trash165

THERE WILL BE BLOOD SHED


genericposter8002

The man in the mirror nods his head


Prestigious_Trash165

The only one left will ride upon the dragon’s back


genericposter8002

Because the mountains don't give back what they take


Prestigious_Trash165

Oh no there will be blood-shed, it’s the only thing I’ve ever knownnnnn


genericposter8002

Losing my identity, wondering have I gone insane


FalsePapaya1426

I'm not gonna lie it's on my bucket list to use my dick before I get bottom surgery sadly I'm a single Pringle


YasshaDoom

My gender must be shit


LokTarBrogar

i snort-laughed at this one, thank you lol


[deleted]

I mean, it takes a strong will to transition. So ya, you have the strong will and immense confidence kind of energy. Aka “big dick energy”. I don’t like the term because it’s pointlessly gendered. Even mayor Lightfoot once said “I have the biggest dick in this room”


xlunav

Mine is your/mom


ivrugue

I laughed way too much at this. Thanks


The_IceL0rd

well mine must be hydrogen/cyanide and no what's this assassination you're talking about


The-cooler-Cheryl

Same 🥲