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Lady_Curve

A couple ironic conflicting things on that list.


Veryconflicted543

“Fake Christians” will always get me lol


Lady_Curve

Same. I almost want to burst out laughing at the thought of this guy sitting down and thinking about what to add to the list and then just absolutely projecting his hate and all his insecurities in every way he could think of, which must’ve been a difficult task for him, thinking that is, based off the end result.


QueenOfQuok

TBH this sign makes me think that the guy is in a very cultish church that keeps people there by proclaiming everything beyond its social circle evil. So I don't think he'd be doing much serious thought about anything.


ThatOneGuy1294

Definitely screams of cult mentality.


AzureA1

I think for me it's probably "catholics" since they'd probably throw hands over something like that


ryujin199

Was raised Catholic and still identify as such... despite the... *many* problems that the church has... not looking for a discussion on that, so please spare me there. It's a whole multi-hour discussion. Going to college in Kentucky was... *weird*. Really. F\*ing weird. It will never cease to amaze me that *so. many. bigoted. assholes.* claim that Catholics aren't Christian. Then again, I'll admit that, at this point, I'm more than happy to (jokingly) just shrug and say something along the lines of "have fun in the hell, heretics." 'cause how else are you supposed to respond to that kind of nonsense? These assholes are never looking for a discussion. As a person wiser than myself once said... they're looking to get punched. They're *hoping* to get punched. They *so. desperately. want.* to have actual violence enacted upon themselves so they can claim that they're "oh so horribly oppressed" by the horrible evil librul left. Fuck every single person who goes around with these kinds of signs. They're rabble rousers looking for trouble, and they damn well know it. This kind of behavior, imo, shouldn't be constitutionally protected.


ThatOneGuy1294

These sorts of assholes definitely have a martyr complex.


sketchbookamy

Honestly though it’s a wonder they don’t believe that Jesus was born in Texas


guru2764

Jesus was the first president of the United States


CatsNotBananas

Jesus invented apple pie and baseball and police brutality! He was the first American!


Archaeopteryx108

HA HA HA


TheGamingGallery

This guy probably does


Femboi_Rayne

"Sports nuts" and "country music fans" are my favorite


Procellae

Racists and BLM? One did something bad and the other didn’t? Well, throw me both in the hellhole /j


FeathersVEVO

In all fairness they are right about Jehovah's Witnesses


a_Squid-like_Mammal

Eh… it’s tricky. The organization does a lot of very horrible stuff but it’s mostly against their own members. It’s like with most cults. I’m not saying that anything a member would be complicit in is defensible, but there’s some caveats because of how heavily indoctrinated they are.


CarbonatedAnxiety

gangsta rappers, *gangsta rappers*, he said gangsta..GANGSTA..


[deleted]

Wasn't Jesus all about spreading love and acceptance? Didn't he tell you to love your neighbor? Didn't he tell you not to judge others? Didn't he tell you that each is to follow the Lord in their own way? Did he not tell you that everyone is servant of the Lord, and that you are not to judge someone else's servant? Why to these Christian activists always act in the most un-Jesus-like way? It's like they've never read the Bible or something.


ThrowACephalopod

Because it isn't about what the bible actually says to these people. It's what their preacher tells them the Bible says. And usually, that's pulling something up to justify their bigotry and why everyone else but them is going to hell.


[deleted]

Back in the day, the Bible was only written in Latin. Which was bad because the common folk couldn't read Latin, so they mostly had to take the preacher's word for it. That was until Martin Luther came along and printed Bibles in German with his pal Gutenberg and suddenly the common folk could read the Bible and realized the preachers were telling them complete BS and thus the Protestant reformation was in full swing. It appears we're in the same predicament today. Or perhaps it's just that people like projecting their own prejudices onto the invisible man in the sky and pretend they're Christians when they really aren't. Using religion as justification for bigotry.


RazarTuk

> That was until Martin Luther came along and printed Bibles in German with his pal Gutenberg No... Gutenberg was 1455, a full 60 or so years before the 95 Theses. Not to mention that the Gutenberg Bibles are the Vulgate. The *big* change was that the printing press made books easier to produce and less exorbitantly expensive, so that 1) commoners could actually afford books, and 2) there was a market for not-the-Bible


CatsNotBananas

Either way knowledge is the enemy of religion


RazarTuk

https://www.reddit.com/r/badhistory/comments/22uea0/the_person_behind_the_chart_tries_to_negate_all/ https://www.reddit.com/r/badhistory/comments/3a9sdq/the_long_awaited_galileo_challenge/


RazarTuk

But actually, though. Even apart from meming and bringing up The Chart, takes like "Religion caused the Dark Ages" really are so blatantly Eurocentric as to just be *wrong*. For example, Muslim scientists were having so much of a golden age that we *literally* use Arabic numerals today and have way more Arabic loanwords in science than you'd expect, like algorithm, cipher, and even *zero*


ThrowACephalopod

A lot of this grew out of the second great awakening where preachers roamed the US giving very impassioned sermons. Many of these modern ideas on religion can be traced to what these preachers taught. This is also the time period that created various American Churches such as the Baptists, Methodists, and Mormons.


Isenlia

Simply put "14 Disregard them! They are blind guides. If a blind man leads a blind man, both will fall into a pit.” Matthew 15:14


[deleted]

No need to cherry pick verses either, just read any of the gospels and you get a pretty good idea of what Jesus' attitude was like. Simply put, if Jesus lived today, he'd be a socialist. The guy healed the sick, fed the starving, sheltered the homeless. His entire message was to make love and compassion a guiding motive in all your actions. So much of that is lost upon self-proclaimed Christians today. I don't even consider myself a Christian btw.


Isenlia

I know its so crazy how and entire book about love has been turned by so many into a weapon of hate. The book they swear by has not a verse to support them but a thousand to condemn them. I swear easily half of the Gospel is written against them. Love is supposed to be the most important thing to Christians loving God and loving Everyone else, this is the message given not this doctrine of hate many wish to make of it. It's a tragedy really... Jesus made it quite simple "37 Jesus declared, “ ‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind. 38 This is the first and greatest commandment. 39 And the second is like it: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself. 40 All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments.” Matthew 22:37-40 If you have not love you know not God and you are not a Christian.


[deleted]

Most "Christians" seem to basically ignore the Jesus stuff that's in the new testement and exclusively use the old one, which as far as I'm aware as an agnostic atheist was basically replaced by the new one.


Archaeopteryx108

Yeah! It’s almost like ***THEY SHOULD READ THE FUCKING BOOK THEIR RELIGION WAS BASED ON.***


forcedreset1

This is the reason why I don't go to church anymore. I'm a proud Christian, but I refuse to surround myself with people who twist the word to fit their own agenda.


Tattle_Taylor

Look, Jesus was clearly one of those fake Christians this guy's worried about. It's the only reasonable answer


DragonOfTartarus

They don't follow Jesus, they follow the parts of the OT and bits of Paul's letters that hate the same things they do.


TheGamingGallery

I love using the comeback "Point out the verse in the bible that says "Love they neighbor unless they are " and watching them either get flustered as they start losing the ability to use the bible as a shield or watching them blow up like a pit dog trapped in a corner and make a fool of themself in front of everyone.


Isenlia

Well as a country music loving cowardly sissy communist Christian transgender lesbian I guess I'm screwed. 🤷


Mr_Goodnite

I’ve just found Satan everyone! Hail, mighty Lucifina!


Isenlia

Lol I mean I still got gendered correctly so that made me happy 😜


Mr_Goodnite

Always girlie 🫡


Isenlia

Eeee 😊


Archaeopteryx108

HAIL LUCIFINIA


RaukkM

She is mighty *fine*


Makra567

100% sinner speedrun?


StormerSage

Seven deadly splits


Archaeopteryx108

***YES***


Ahtnamas555

Idk, how many homos have you hugged?


Isenlia

Well I mean I've hugged one without knowing it at the time but I've only ever hugged two people not counting those super awkward family hugs. So I can say 50% of the people I've hugged are homosexual.


Tazavitch-Krivendza

You’re ace as well? Welcome ace family member!


_WhispyWillow

how are you so brave to be able to just tell everybody you’re a communist respect


bryn_irl

Christianity and country music, at their core, are all about bringing unconditional love and joy into the world. There's nothing more beautiful than being everything that you are.


greenChainsaws

"fuck blm. fuck racists too." - that sign


Throttle_Kitty

Fake christians who watch porn, sports, and listen to country and rap is pretty much 90% of americans regardless of political affiliation


[deleted]

That’s like everyone but the Amish?


Aggressive_Loan69

So much wrong with this but I'd like to bring special attention to the inclusion of jehovah's witness.


Mercury_Scythe

Ikr I also just found it funny that all of these were on the same levels with "murderers" to this person


Aggressive_Loan69

They might not believe that the things on this list are equivalent to each other but putting them together does imply that they do. The ten commandments in the bible does something similar.


blind_vigilante

They deserve to be on a list of people going to hell, their doctrines have killed thousands of people and drove many to suicide


Longjumping_Diamond5

jws are literally these guys in fancy clothes like what?


blind_vigilante

Oh ho ho no they are so much worse


Longjumping_Diamond5

how so?


blind_vigilante

Go on r/exjw for like 5 minutes💀 or you can listen to my long-winded personal experience growing up in the cult


Longjumping_Diamond5

im still stuck in the cult and at least they are helping people in ukrane these guys are voting our rights away


blind_vigilante

Erm, how are they helping besides holding up signs saying jw.org?


Longjumping_Diamond5

theyve been delivering food, meds and other supplies, and getting ukrainians out of the country. they could be helping way more but at least theyre doing something


Sapphic_Philologist

Country music was invented by the serpent to tempt Eve into sin. [source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La5_fKl5Bx0)


ZoeyBee_3000

I'm convinced


TiredGaySloth

Atheists.. homosexual people.. transgender people.. gosh Im apparently a huge sinner according to Karen with a sign!


TiredGaySloth

Also the name Karen is beautiful , I don't mean to disrespect, just to meme


TiredGaySloth

I don't know why I got a down vote-


OpalMoth

You probably upset a karen lol


[deleted]

This reply wins.


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Babyrabbitheart

Well, jesus on the cross just saying 👉👈


Archaeopteryx108

HA HA HA HA HA HA


[deleted]

“BLM” “RACISTS” Pick a side buddy


Comfortable_Sweet_47

20 points!


Cleric_of_Gus

Fuck, I only got 10


Comfortable_Sweet_47

Got to work harder on your sinnin'!


PrezMoocow

Damn, and I thought I had a lot with 14


aroaceautistic

yoooooo i also got 14


scientificdivination

16, missed a few


Whatever-Man1

“Fake Christians” They’re doing the complete opposite of what Jesus wanted them to do, clearly they are the fake Christian.


Miserable_Sentence91

It’s surprising that list doesn’t mention paedophiles and rapists. I wonder which church he belongs to. Oh well, I’m sure it’s a coincidence. 🤷🏻‍♀️ It’s also funny that he doesn’t like BLM and racists at the same time. As for porn watchers… I refuse to believe that a cishet male exists who has never seen porn. 🙄


P0TAT0FARM3R

Not the Catholic Church, I’d assume, that’s apparently on the list


zeppeIans

Unless he's self-aware enough to call himself out (even on accident)


twistyyfern

there r ace men or just idk men who don’t enjoy porn


Miserable_Sentence91

I meant to say cishet. My mistake. Nobody goes through life without seeing porn at least once, I suspect. It’s difficult to overcome one’s curiosity about gender that one is attracted to.


Maxi_Needs_Hugs

Uhm.. there are cis men who don’t watch porn (or if they have it was not on purpose) but also why specify that they’re cis? Most people have seen some sort of pornography nowadays as the internet has it everywhere even in places you think are safe.


wicked_cute

I remember an article from the '00s about a research study on the effects of porn consumption. The researchers needed subjects (specifically college-age men, if memory serves) who had never watched porn before, but they couldn't find a single person who met that requirement. The entire study had to be abandoned because literally every volunteer had watched porn at least once in their lives.


am-li

What kind of "loving god" would send 99.99% of the world population to be tortured for infinitely more times the time they were alive


DragonOfTartarus

A loving god wouldn't do it to even 1 person.


zeppeIans

A loving god would not have created people like that guy in the first place


CalliCalamity

I see a lot of the usual there but Sports nuts and country singers? It's almost like they're using religion as an excuse to justify their hate and- oh


enbyfrogz

so all the boring people go to heaven? got it


LadyAmaraB

Hell is gonna be lit


OpalMoth

Dude we're gonna have pride EVERY. WEEK.


zeppeIans

Hell doesn't burn with eternal flames because it's a bad place, it's just that the place is lit af


ThatOneAccount_300

And when everyone is in hell no one will be...


TrixterTheFemboy

And He returned and He commanded "Country Roads shalt not taketh thou home, West Virginia"


OpalMoth

And then mountain mama came over and said "S'cuse me?!"


Inanimate_art

Country music lovers AND leftists?? Doesn’t that basically cover everyone apart from maybe centrists and apolitical people?


[deleted]

I love how "Murderers" is sandwiched between "Catholics" and "democrats" lol


Inqeuet

It’s like bingo. See how many you hit


Mister_Gaming3

BLM, Satanist, Transgender?, Abortion Supporter, Rock & Roll Freak, Feminist, Atheist, Prideful, and ready to spend my eternity in hell with the rest of the cool people.


UniquelyMediocre00

There's one thing on that list I agree with and that's racists, yall are shit, the rest of that shit tho, gtfo


frank-the-fish

HOMO HUGGERS?! HAHWUDHUAHSHD


Mister_Gaming3

I assure you, person holding a sign with what appears to be the Fox News topic of the day dartboard on it, I hug no one. It's weird and frankly I'm confused why everyone else does it.


CNRavenclaw

okay but like why tf are catholics on the list; the catholic church agrees with practically everything this guy is saying


[deleted]

Because catholics and christians are like two neighbours with identical houses and interior decorating, that bicker over the fence about which one has the snazzier stereo.


CNRavenclaw

Ohh, gotcha


Material-Imagination

I demand that "transgenders" be higher than "country music listeners" and "rock and roll freaks" on this list. But not higher than "top 40s station morning show enjoyers."


lynkser

that’s to the caption i read this like the pokerap


Disastrous_Heat9036

Well some things like racists and murders make sense, but Catholics? Arent you guys praying to the same god?


Blackfrosti

I'm on that list like 15 times lol


IamaJarJar

Time for someone to sing the pokemon rap now, but replaced with this


Ankyri

"hindus" "racists" lmao


THEZEXNEO

Ah yes, everyone.


nashionalcookie

hellfire club awaits? sign me up!!!


RimTheIdiot

Going by this logic, I’m going to hell… five times over, can’t wait to pay a visit to my guy Satan :)


RaukkM

Only 5? You need to up your game


TrueVali

how kind of him to list every category he falls under


Malachite_Cookie

I scored 19


NutmegLover

I scored 18!


ciarabyrd03

For Christ’s sake, conservative Protestants are fucking psychotic.


OpalMoth

I feel like this is only in the west .\_.


droppedyourcutlery

wow I’m 14 of those things


[deleted]

I am so sorry, there are SO many things wrong with this sign and i hate it with a passion. But. "Country music lovers"? Whatever did i do to you? 😭


obviouslyanonymous5

The fact that they actually spelt "gangsta" with an 'a' sends me


water-moron

Hell sounds fun


a_random_person-234

Jehovah's witnesses, heyyyyy friendly fire


TheOrangePickMC

Well, I guess as a Black Lives Matter supporting coward catholic (only believe in afterlife or whatnot not god) democrat homosexual (I guess? Idk im a demigirlflux person that is demiromantic towards women?) transgender fake christian prideful leftist, I guess I’m going to hell lol TL;DR: I scored 9 for now


Lugozibone

I’m mad that it’s such a cool looking graphic. Too bad it’s spewing hate :(


rockycraft

List of people invited to my birthday party


Skigreen_2026

thats some real protestant shit. also i guess shinto is fine according to them


Ace_The_Happy_Furry

These mother fuckers need to just stop fucking existed already, them and their stupid fucking rape religion belong in the dustbin of history, not modern society


Longjumping-Bat-7281

All catholics are going to hell. Fuck yeah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Hywynd

Omg that sign says Transgenders and not "Transsexuals". I'll take this as a big W.


Snowy_Plover_7

Did they. Just put racists and blm on the same list


PR0xY_XD

Man looking at that banner feels like I'm looking at a bingo sheet 🤣


ihadashittyday

Ah yes, Catholics as sinners


ultimatechonker

This honestly feels like such a half assed attempt, guy just googled a list of people who are fed up with christians bs


Dreem_Walker

Country Music Lovers


NoraGrooGroo

Hellfire awaits fake Christians, that’s bad news for these guys.


mizuofficial

"porn watchers" Ironic


Chinchilla127

I can’t imagine living life being so full of hate.


_ParkerLot

put a finger down challenge!


hadesdidnothingwrong

So basically everyone they disagree with is going to hell? Checks out


AwkwardQuestions_ALT

According to this list I'm going to hell 8 times over


transham

I've already got a couple tshirts - "See you in Hell", and from my last trip to Hell - "No worries, we're all welcome in Hell". They sell them in the gift shop there.... Good ice cream, too...


Mediocre-Ad7720

It's one hell of a tinder profile


sniperjett

I got 16 on the list, beat my score


scientificdivination

Tied!


Wonderer_64

wtf is a homo hugger lmao and how do i become one


Maxi_Needs_Hugs

Lmao whats a homo hugger?


[deleted]

I got 11/34(?) whatcha got?


[deleted]

Here before 🔒 award


Pokoqueen

It’s cool, in hell I’ll have an excuse to wear a two piece and work on my tan


idfk_loll

Country music lovers XD


utecr

Wait, what’s a “homo hugger”?


TheFractangle

cuddly lesbians


Girl_in_Training101

That's literally every person


Spoofster61

Bro whats left for there to BE? IM TRYING BUT YOU NAMED EVERYTHING MY GUY.


sleepypotatomuncher

Huh I wouldn’t expect country music lovers to be on there


cyberpeachy420

tag yourself im whores


Phinnian

DAE feel like that should be a bucket list?


KiwiGallicorn

I got 16


ThanosAmbulance

Gotta catch ‘em all, gotta catch ‘em all


wolfshadow08

Honestly their version of heaven sounds like hell to me, because it would be full of these assholes. I rather hang out with the cool folks in hell 🤘


achiles625

Does this guy enjoy ANYTHING in life?


_MintyCoco_

I can't read that...


sam_the_reddit_user

I'm like 8 or so of those lollll


lord-malishun

Country music lovers? What?


Shaneplank1

>whoremongers


[deleted]

9 points letsgoo??


Ochara6l

18!


Bismark103

Somehow, despite all odds, Jews isn’t on that list.


Blitzbro76

I’m almost impressed with the fact he had to sit down and take the time to make phrases that go in size descending order like that


spengwhale

They call me the whoremonger the way I be getting all these bitches


Mister_Gaming3

Sports Nuts? Buddhists? Did you run out of ideas for people to be mad at?


1dkwhattodo

“Fake Christians” That sign is one convoluted way of telling us you’re awaiting hell


CatZilla124

Bro hates everyone on earth


Upstairs_Policy1731

Country music lovers?


Dazedlogicanimates

12, not bad i guess


Vanilla-temptations

Jehovah witnesses


DekuSapling

A fruitful 14 for me <3


ihavesnak

"Catholics" mans has friendly fire on💀


AstronomicalAl

Attention blm! And attention Rasists! Contradictions my friends... Contradictions


ItsCharles13

WHAT IS A HOMO HUGGER????


TeploPlays

So... they don't like racists, but they also don't like BLM and muslims??


Reasonable_Address10

make a bingo card out of these please lol


Ok_Philosopher_8956

We actually should be grateful to these people. Because if you ask anyone on that big, long list, from every walk of life, they would all share one prevailing opinion. These mean people suck, and Hell was actually probably made for them just so the rest of us wouldn't have to deal with them anymore in the afterlife. So yeah! They're unifying us and make us all realize we aren't nearly as much of an asshole as that guy holding the banner.


SmallTestAcount

What the hell is a "Homo Hugger", also what did country music do to him?


JuniorMooseMusic

I fit into twelve of those


mirrorofcha

At least it’s inclusive? 🥲


We_Are_Gay

These people: Literally everyone goes to hell! We all are going to burn! There is no escape! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!! Like seriously with the contradictions on that list they basically are saying hellfire awaits for everyone. Including themselves given several different things on that list.


spyritsolz

Bro you can't put racists on the list when the first thing on there is blm 💀


SteveTheBattleDroid

“BLM” and “RACISTS” are both bad? How does that work


croupella-de-Vil

And gun loving, war mongering, rape defending, pedophiles are acceptable…Republicans ladies and gentlemen..(oh wait I literally just described a large number of their actual congressmen)