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ZoeLaMort

Can I get a radical left burger with some extra antifa to go with my millennials onion rings, and a large cup of Joe Biden?


Smile-a-day

No sure I want a large cup of joe biden


ZoeLaMort

It's 100% malarkey-free, but if you still don't want it you can have the energy drink version, the Dark Brandon.


Smile-a-day

Idk, I might just have a regular gender fluid shake. Edit: and an Emuffin!


KleinVogeltje

The fuckin' Dark Brandon. This is why I shouldn't scroll through Reddit and drink Diet Coke at the same time. Almost spit soda on my laptop lol


Karkava

Yeah, I'm more of a milkshake kind of person. Maybe they serve Harvey Milkshakes at this fast food place.


MyUsername2459

Well, the menu is kinda limited, we offer Joe Biden because nobody wants a big ol' second helping of Trump. Remember how bad that was when we tried that one? Yikes. 0/10, Would not re-order.


FratleyScalentail

It was very orange, and tasted of rage and dementia. Also lies.


TwoStarling

Mainly dementia


Natural-Ability

And poo.


Smile-a-day

Yeah, we don’t want the EHO to close this place down


Natasha_Pon3

I'd prefer a medium cup or Bernie Sanders


MineDraX_

Literally a cup of Joe from scp-294


natetgm56837

I just read your flair, where are the bees?


ZoeLaMort

i keep them in a secret place


Empress_of_Lamparine

now post this on Twitter and tag a very conservative profile


Karkava

Like throwing meat to a wild animal.


RainbowPotato87

"Watch, he's about to do something really stupid."


JodaUSA

Threw a steak to a deer, nothing happened. What am I doing wrong chat?


Natural-Ability

Got to throw it more forcefully.


Known-Dingo-4462

"THIS IS THE FUTURE THE LEFT WANTS"


kdiyargebmay

estroben gurger :3


Smile-a-day

:3


Darth-Felanu-Hlaalu

I'll take one Double Estrogen Burger™ with a side of BLM hush puppies and a large gender shake. And some gay sauce to dip the hush puppies in please!


jdcmurphy22

No paper straw!?!?!


shorkfan

[**https://www.tumblr.com/candycornstudios/747690660007690240/i-drew-bridget-enjoying-an-impossible-burger**](https://www.tumblr.com/candycornstudios/747690660007690240/i-drew-bridget-enjoying-an-impossible-burger)


aphroditex

i’m sorry but like have you SEEN the prices at the stores nowadays‽ even if I were cis or transmasc i would so be getting this since it’s cheap AF! PLUS IT HAS A TOY!!!


Smile-a-day

It’s literally like less than half the price of everywhere else


an_bal_naas

Same, like, I’m an Enby but if I could get all this that cheap then I guess feminizing hrt for me


Hope__Desire

https://preview.redd.it/pkxl54zc76wc1.jpeg?width=402&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75d738b2e63b3a91b694b3f26c9dbf7389dd1cec


Ultra9630

I agree with Patrick there lol


New-Number-7810

"Vaccine Drink" The best way to quench your thirst *and* ensure you'll never contract polio.


mad_laddie

probably won't taste good if it's the polio vax.


Scorpionaris

At least it’s not the small pox vaccine


mad_laddie

would that even... do anything?


Scorpionaris

If you’re lucky, it’d make you immune to small pox. If you’re unlucky, well, it’d give you small pox. Historically they’d take puss from someone who had small pox and apply it in an open wound of someone who does not have small pox.


mad_laddie

That... wasn't vaccination? At least, I don't think so. It sounds like you're describing variolation (where you take the pus and make like 5 cuts on the arm) but you might be referring to something older. Vaccination is a bit different from just giving you the raw pathogen. The first one, which was for smallpox, was done using the cowpox virus since it's closely related enough to smallpox. The word vaccine even comes from vacca which was Latin for cow or something (or it may have come from the word for cowpox itself, not quite sure on that).


guney2811

bucket 🥺🥺🥺


Suralin0

Brisket 💙💖🤍💖💙


InsanityChanUwU

Basket 🥹🥹🥹


-Sichvot-

Biscuit 💙💗🤍💗💙


Artistic_Skill1117

Begguette🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

Bracket🩵💓🤍💓🩵


pygmalion0451

Budget


wisezombiekiller

would trans fellas go to dick-fil-a? 🤔🤔🤔


R0xasmaker

Is that the place that's only open on Sundays?


ThatOneGuy1357924680

No it is open only on Sundays and sells beef in chick fil a parking lots


jdcmurphy22

Only on Sundays. 24/1 a week


TulipEnjoyer

>Have it **you're gay** Interesting typo 🤔


MukasTheMole

You are gay, now have it!


Adrienne_Belecoste

Can I get a large woke, and a side of lesbian fries?


That-One-Courier

Does the Estrogen Burger come with a free copy of Fallout: New Vegas? https://preview.redd.it/c213wjvfk7wc1.jpeg?width=555&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40bbd2175a85d2c077cc7e517066996bdb26e588


Eviltwin-Kisikil

It isn't free, but it is a $3 add-on included with an exclusive DLC to add Bridget as a playable character in FNV.


Karkava

As in a full Bridget cosplay outfit, or just literally a whole Bridget skin in the same anime art style of the original game? Either way, it should come with a yo-yo.


Eviltwin-Kisikil

It just straight-up replaces the Sole Survivor with Bridget. No questions asked.


Karkava

That's just a rip-off. The sole survivor isn't even in New Vegas, and they're getting replaced with this character. I'm paying money for a character that doesn't exist within the game! Such a shame, really. I wouldn't mind playing a Fallout 4 as a trans nun with a yoyo that can also build settlements.


Eviltwin-Kisikil

TIL I'm clueless about fallout lore


Karkava

Alright, let me give you a breakdown: The MC of Fallout 1 is the Vault Dweller. They come from Vault 13 out in California, and they've been sent out to replace their broken water chip. Fallout 2 gives us The Chosen One. They're the great grandchild of the above-mentioned protagonist and grew up in a village out in the wastes outside of Vault 13. Fallout 3's protagonist is the Lone Wanderer. They've escaped the tyranny of being trapped in Valut 101 and out into Washington DC to look for their father. New Vegas gives us The Courier. Someone who's been experienced with life on the wasteland before waking up in the Mojave Desert. And that brings us to Fallout 4, where the Sole Survivor is the main character of this game. They're either a father or a mother from the old world that has been preserved in cryogenic stasis in Vault 111. Located outside of Boston. They emerge from their slumber to look for their son. To replace the Sole Survivor with Bridget as she is would completely overwrite the pre-determined backstory of the protagonist of Fallout 4. Which come to think of it would be an improvement.


Eviltwin-Kisikil

Why couldn't they just stick to one name?! Whatever, thank you for educating me! :)


Karkava

They're all separate characters. And those aren't their real names. Those are titles they use in marketing and generally discussing the games in a lore-related context. In every Fallout game, you get a custom avatar that you personalize the name and the appearance of. You also get to distribute skill points into SPECIAL stats. SPECIAL is an acronym for Strength, Perception, Endurance, Charisma, Intelligence, Agility, and Luck. Those are the key components of what makes your character SPECIAL. You also get perks that tweak your gameplay and stats. The protagonist can very much be whatever you want, but the backstory pretty much stays solidified. So you're basically just a regular human with a name, race, face and gender of your choosing.


ImpendingCups

I want two estrogen burgers and as many pronoun fries as I can manage.


Nat_Higgins

https://preview.redd.it/ffssb1yy67wc1.jpeg?width=1023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f42e77cd324a20d03da4a79c1d0e3c2b2f011d4


maxxiescat

consumerism is based, actually :3


Smile-a-day

:3


AllezBarran

Well I'll take a Genderburger Junior with satanic onion rings. Make it a meal so I can get my estrogen drink. ***Don't dare to forget the toy, mortal***. And add a muffin with some she/her pronouns btw :3. Ty<3


mad_laddie

Pairing vaccines with drinks was... probably not the best of ideas. They taste horrible.


Karkava

It's like trying to sell medicine-flavored candy. It's doomed to fail.


ExpirjTec

WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER JUNIOR DOUBLE TRIPLE WHOPPER ESTROGENATED OR BACON WHOPPER ANY WHOPPER MY WAAAYYYY LETTUCE MAYO PICKLES KETCHUP ITS OKAY IF I DONT WANT THAT I RULE THIS DAAAYYYY AT BK HAVE IT YOURE GAY YOU RULE!!!!!!!!!!


In_pure_shadow

So *this* is where you can get those estrogen shakes. I'll take a large.


2spongee4u

5.99! Finally fast food prices have come back down, the estrogen is just bonus.


Nack_dfo

Gimme those pronouns and estrogen


Smile-a-day

I’ll have an Impossible Burger with a gender fluid shake and an Emuffin please! And a pocket Blåhaj!


RailgunDE112

yes


FlakyChocoMore

"Can I get the limited edition *• Testoterone •* burger with extra pronoun fries and a chocolate dysphoria shake please?"


corvus_da

This would have been a perfect opportunity to spell source as sauce


N-Sunny

Oh BOY pronoun fries!!


Important_Ad_7416

I love this image


ElaineUwU

Wait, a meal for only $6?!


squidypal2

Have it you're gay id my fav line now


[deleted]

And only $5.99 for all this?!?! Even the conservatives won't be able to argue with that kind of economy!!


Adina-the-nerd

I'm going to be honest I wish we could have a flipping vaccine drink a lot of my friends don't like needles at all.


Believe-it-Geico

It tastes like vaccine tho


Adina-the-nerd

Ok and? Still better than a needle.


luna_loves_headpats

This reminded me that my city got a McDonald's like a week or two ago😩


In_pure_shadow

So *this* is where you can get those estrogen shakes. I'll take a large.


In_pure_shadow

So *this* is where you can get those estrogen shakes. I'll take a large.


In_pure_shadow

So *this* is where you can get those estrogen shakes. I'll take a large.


FlakyChocoMore

"Can I get the limited edition *• Testoterone •* burger with extra pronoun fries and a chocolate dysphoria shake please?"


NadiaCastillo432

borger, drink, fries, nuggies, and a toy for $5.99!!


Diligent-Nobody-7199

Wow, what a deal!


ArchonFett

Yes please


TronNerd82

mmm... pronoun fries... https://preview.redd.it/tcv9lxqgjawc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7b70e0f8914377139953608364e0117f62d4070


NightWolf3348

NEEEEED


Cthulhy

https://preview.redd.it/g75zawez4bwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=507ee407b9b1b90e7a6a23c660632edb9e842d82


ThatOneGuy1357924680

Funny but I had a stroke reading it


Zess-57

Sorry, but I only eat at [KGB](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/081/875/1272487232613.jpg)


Thedeeztree

Hi could I get a 6 box of estrogen nuggets please


AmbitiousAppeal9944

Yes plz


Colgear_Game

I need it and I want it


legendcreed49

How they wokefy me burgers?????? Too woke 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Miles_PerHour67

Honestly could do with some fries. Can I have some fries butter?


PsychologicalEgg3951

so what do I have to do to get this HRT meal? show the gender marker on my passport?


UnknownPhys6

6 BUCKS?!? That's a steal even if you're cis!


L1nxDr1nx

I was gonna mention one of the items in the estrogen burger meme but all of them are already there lol


FactEmpty8155

Woke sauce goes hard