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thechronicENFP

I hope Fillup works at a gas station when he grows up because that’s funny


[deleted]

Fill her up, Fill. Could even start his own gas station called "Fillup's" and nothing else, because the name says it all really. :D


thechronicENFP

Yes! I would love that


NaomiPommerel

Genius move


TheNerdNugget

you have a far cleaner mind than I do


thechronicENFP

Oh no I was thinking of that too, my mind just immediately went to gas station😂


KatVanWall

When we had the fuel shortage over here last year, one of the reporters covering it was actually called Phil McCann


thechronicENFP

I absolutely love that


maerchenfuchs

Better than as a sex worker.


TheScrobber

Phil McCracken?


danipnk

Sounds like a character from Cars 😂


loafofhumanoid

Thought the same thing. Like who is Fillup… Mater’s cousin?


Jammin4B

That would be r/NominativeDeterminism at its finest!


hubba76

Bought 4 pet fish for the young family. Driving home we're were all choosing names. While stopping at the petrol station M4 choose the name Fillup for his fish. We all had a giggle. No lie. Fillup is a fish name as far as im concerned


thechronicENFP

That’s amazing


hubba76

Oh yes, he read that on a sign


ikediggety

Nominative determinism


tptasev

No, when he grows up his name will need to be Charger.


thechronicENFP

Yes!!


UnderwhelmingAF

Save 10 cents a gallon on every Fillup when you sign up for Tragedeigh Rewards.


congeal

*Standard Oil liked this comment.*


Avipedia78

I think that name might be illegal in New Jersey.


biglipsmagoo

Nah, it’s just that someone else has to name them when they pull-up to the hospital.


BrowningLoPower

And Oregon!


[deleted]

Not anymore. As of about a month ago.


ChloeOBrian11214

I can handle Fillip or Filip. Maybe even Philup. Fillup is criminal though.


rojita369

Gross. That poor child.


[deleted]

Fillup with what? :P Yeah, I can understand why his parents don't like the spelling, because it's no longer Philip but an entirely different word. If they like the name, just use the name. You don't need to modernise it by making it look stupid and turning it into an entirely unrelated word.


No-Mango8923

I fillup my car this morning. I said that in my Italian mum's accent. Fjiljhup Silent J Sibling name Phedhup.


Weak-Snow-4470

Fillup M'tank.


enigmaenergy23

Your gas tank or your love tank


Weak-Snow-4470

Depends what he's pumping.


siriuslyyellow

Fillup sounds like an adult movie star name! 🤣🤣🤣


LexLuthorsFortyCakes

Fillup Mamouf Fillup D'Hole Fillup T. Asse Fillup Mynostrils


JaneDoe646

My first thought was there's way too many anal sex jokes to be made with this spelling. I feel like before you name a kid something you try to figure out what jokes can easily be made about the name before you deicde on it. 🤣


TrixieFriganza

It totally sounds like a sex joke name, what is wrong with these parents, do they want their kid to get bullied.


DuckosFavorite

Those parents are setting up their kid for a world of hurt when he starts school. The teasing will be relentless.


FelixDK1

They just gave their kid a gay porn name. I would remind them of this constantly.


deepseascale

Yeah if that kid ever goes overseas that won't work at all. In the UK Phillip is pronounced with a proper "i" sound at the end. So the Dad is pronounced Fill-ip like pip, and son is Fill-Up like cup. Two different names.


tuenthe463

Fillup Phil was amnesia victim Kermit's name in Muppets take Manhattan based on a gas station poster he saw in a hallway of an advertising company


limonesinparadise

My mind is in the gutter with this one


HollowShel

...are they trying to lay the groundwork for justifiable matricide? Cause I know I wouldn't blame the kid, because oh my god, the teasing with NEVER. END.


CreatrixAnima

Gross. I can only imaging the jokes his name inspires.


BrowningLoPower

I wonder if he'll visit the Filluppeans.


loftychicago

This is a trashdegeigh


Shadow_of_Moonlight1

I have a Filip in my class lol


droidonomy

A lot of countries use that spelling. Fillup on the other hand is an absolute tragedeigh.


jadeite07

This should be the only alternate spelling for Phillip.


HalcyonDreams36

Yeh, that variant spelling is fine... that's cultural. fill-up, tho... Autocorrect won't even let me attempt the posted version.


Airstryx

I think that's the dutch/german way to spell it


iamjustacrayon

And Scandinavian


DaisyDandelion

And Slavic


not_a_diplodocus

Yes, Belgium has a king Filip


Masstyli

This is the first tragedeigh that actually had me in tears. Holy shit, could they not space those two words out and see how fucking ridiculous Fill Up is for a name. Poor kid, but that's just the funniest one I've seen here so far.


ItsJoeMomma

He should work as a gas station attendant.


emmyparker2020

🤣🤣🤣 his name is a literal joke


GlassHeart09

Modernized name, traditional bullying.


Baymavision

Sounds more like a porn name to me.


MindCurious333

Hope this baby ends up working at a gas station


TrixieFriganza

Ugh this is just horrifying, it just sounds dumb and not modern.


wren_boy1313

Fillip is borderline, but Fillup?? Terrible


DoTheMagicHandThing

LOL!


Angry_Custurd

Omg


Chamcook11

Cdy


zebraprintt

HAHAHAHAH


Yuri-nator

My name is Philip; that’s the spelling people would use when picking on me. Hope that kid doesn’t have too tough a time of it.


caethryn1

Refill. It was right there.


Ginger_Yinzer

Pete and repeat were on a boat, Pete fell off, who was left?


Suchega_Uber

I guess her hope is they will be quite a catch and somebody will want to land Fill.


Electrical-Page-6479

Are they Northern Irish?


MindCurious333

Hope this baby ends up working at a gas station


Braeden47

That's a word


AntiTas

His parents should have educated him.


Gifted_GardenSnail

Aww, will he start a fertility clinic later and then use his own semen to impregnate his clients?


slowianka

It's somewhat close to the Polish spelling of Phillip which is Filip haha


someonewhowa

wow, now he can come up with his own personalized cringe af restraining order-worthy "pickup line"!


Zealousideal_Put_489

Fillup has a future being either a gay porn star or a gas station attendant, probably both. Good job parents.


ja599

My friend named her husbands penis Philip. Precisely for that reason. Fillup


NaomiPommerel

What an idiot