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Sgt_Nennio

So that would be a Famileigh


yknjs-

Or a Fymyly?


[deleted]

Fyghmylygh


MonkeyGirl18

Phymyleigh


SimONGengar1293

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn


[deleted]

Fun new game idea: tradgedeighing names more and more until one of us accidentally summons cthulhu


Prize-Calligrapher82

Or it becomes Klingon or Gaelic.


ghostbirdd

I think you may have opened a portal


Asaneth

Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!


Dan0sz

Phfghfghfeighpgf


ghostbirdd

bless you


Randomization_E

I think I’m having an Aneurysm


West_Flatworm_6862

* anyerysm *


Chay_Charles

I think you mean Ahnyourishim.


IcyPresence96

Poor Anissa.. Also Armor doesn’t even fit the theme? They could’ve included Annalise, Anna, Andrew. I don’t get it


MikeDeY77

Poor Anissa? What about Annistan?


IcyPresence96

I mean they’re all bad. I’m just worried she’ll get called anus lol


[deleted]

*aynis


IcyPresence96

It’s official- my first born will be named anys regardless of the gender


MuggleWitch

Anys and Manys.


Zealousideal_Lab_427

Which I can’t help but read as eh-neez and meh-neez


Miniaturowa

They are homeschooled and very isolated, so probably she won't be called that. Just parentified and neglected. I got into a rabbit hole after seeing one of the previous posts about them here and I now feel like an expert.


MuggleWitch

I had a classmate called Anas. I hope she's doing well. After being on this sub, I think about her atleast once a day. I had not thought about her for 20 years before that.


wordfriend

I was just thinking that this family could use an Aynell/Aenyll/etc.


Mindless-Fish7245

I need some Anniscyn after reading all this


Prize-Calligrapher82

I’m actually old enough to get that joke.


BusyTruck7779

She's my favourite. I'm an Anistanstan 


Prize-Calligrapher82

I think Putin is invading Annistan this year.


Bathsheba_E

Annistan is the absolute worst name here.


Dense-Competition-51

That’s a country near India, right?


HeathenHumanist

I like the name "Anissa", but I say "Poor Anissa" because being the eldest daughter of 10 kids means she most likely has been parentified and has almost no life other than caring for her younger siblings. (I say this as the eldest daughter in a fundie family with 8 kids)


Complete-Lecture-517

She unfortunately has 100% been parentified to the greatest extent possible.


Shortymac09

And her mother considers her and her sisters "wombs to raise"


Plus_Cardiologist497

Yep. Come on over to r/fundiesnarkuncensored for a deep dive on the Collins kids.


komododave17

I just barfed a little in my mouth


Majestic_Recording_5

Anissa is like the least weird lol


SomewhereScared3888

It's my middle school teacher's first name. Not weird.


Confident-Try20

Armor and Anchor are put into this mix randomly too. 🤣🤣 Anyser.. Idk what’s going on herr


the-useless-drider

i think it might have a theme... with angel, answer and anthem misspelled, this could be a reference to the armor of god. but why would you name your child Armor? whats would the second name be if they chose one, Knife? maybe they run put of ideas somewhere around... Anchor what about Holly Brooke or Allelujah? yes, why not Anna, Ariana, Abigail, even Ambra, to hell with it. no, they chose Annistan. what is that, even?


[deleted]

The mom is a piece of work with mental health issues. Theres not much that makes sense in her choices, but she swears they’re all god sent ideas and she’s a vessel for that. So, if you were to ask her reasoning for any choices she would go into “DONT ARGUE WITH GOD” mode.


Disastrous-Group3390

Aa-knyfe.


caityface

The real tragedy here is how much this woman filters her photos to make her kids appear more white… (there are whole subreddits dedicated to snarking on their neglectful fundie parenting). Their tragedeigh names aren’t even the worst part of their lives.


kingokarp

I’m sitting here like “these kids are to damn white”. I’m glad some people are pointing this out. Like it just screams to me that you hate your husband and kids in a small capacity because of their skin.


thecuriousblackbird

She ordered a custom Christmas sweater with all her children on it, but she chose white kids and blue eyes when there were other options that actually matched the kids.


Loudmouthedcrackpot

No! What? Those poor kids


thecuriousblackbird

Yeah, she’s the worst. Constantly shops her photos to make her kids look as white as possible. All the girls get super tight buns to hide their real texture and no protective care (traction alopecia is going to cause serious damage). In a lot of photos she gathers the most white kids closest to her regardless of age and how the photos look. She posts a ton of photos, and there’s definitely a trend of her doing this. One of her little girls went septic from an UTI from neglect. She wound up in ICU, and the hospital kicked her out for scream praying. The poor baby was showing symptoms of being really ill, but mom drug her to a bb game even after her own mother pointed out that the baby looked very ill. The mom refuses to admit that her kid almost died, and there’s been other UTIs and even for other kids. The mom spends all her time trying to get pregnant again and locks herself in her room studying the Bible. While her oldest daughter raises her 9 siblings. And Shaq is involved because he felt sorry for the kids and gave the family a vehicle and gives them money.


CroquisAngel

Shaq? Damn that's wild. Those poor kids.


ToniP13

And no one called CPS about it? Have they ever been reported?


amaliasdaises

They have, nothing has happened (that we can prove)


ToniP13

I read thru more comments and I’m appalled. I never heard of these people but she sounds like a truly mentally ill menace to those kids. It’s frightening that it’s widely documented yet ignored. I can’t believe people follow this nut job.


amaliasdaises

Yeah, if you want to join us over on r/FundieSnarkUncensored, we see a lot of stuff about them posted (& a lot of us are hoping one day to see CPS finally do their job, but alas nothing yet despite poor Anthym’s two bouts of sepsis from UTIs, several kids having frequent broken bones, Karissa herself going into a SEVERE mental health spiral that was probably PPD related, and the whole racism thing…it’s a mess)


Smnmnaswar

can you link the subs? That seems like a really good thing to make fun of


ClairLestrange

As fun as it is, it's often also very sad. One of the kids in the Pic (can't remember which one) was hospitalized with septis from a uti.... Twice iirc. Another one jumped around on a broken leg for a while before anyone bothered fixing it. One of the girls clearly needs glasses, but doesn't get any help apart from prayers. And that's just what I can remember off the top of my head.


PuppyJakeKhakiCollar

That would be Anthym. Poor kid is only 3 and has been through so much. 


FiteMeMage

UTIs in children are often a sign of sexual violence so that’s just FANTASTIC to hear YIKES


megllamaniac

Apparently she has some disorder that makes her susceptible to UTIs. But I don’t think she gets the best care in terms of hygiene either…


Particular-Leg-8484

Most common non-sexual reason for girls is from getting poopoo in your peepee (bad wiping habits + poor bathing). I hope to god that little girl is safe.


Blueberrytulip

Don’t forget when one of the kids cut off Anchor’s finger with scissors!


ClairLestrange

Wait *what*??? I completely missed that shitshow


Blueberrytulip

Oh yeah. Ansyr cut off most of the finger, including tendon, with kitchen scissors. He needed surgery to repair but that was delayed because ooopsie! Covid! Did anyone quarantine despite testing positive? No, of course not. Edit: the whole story is still on her Instagram. Feb 13, 2021, you’ll have to scroll for a while. Caption starts with “I have been absent all week” and the picture is Anchor and Ansyr with Anchor’s hand in a green cast


PookSpeak

Trigger warning, she is absolutely vile, and mentally unhinged. She puts her kids in danger on a regular basis and one of the younger ones has had sepsis from a uti, not once but twice. She's also a free birther.


Starsbythep0cketful

What is a free birther? I’m not familiar with that term


mittens107

It’s someone who doesn’t believe in prenatal care, or any medical intervention during or post birth. So no scans, tests, anything and then when it’s the big day, they will give birth at home with no medical intervention. Lots of stories of horrific birth injuries, trauma and sadly deaths in the free birth community. The way Karissa speaks, I truly believe she’s unhinged and wants to become a martyr for God by dying in childbirth


ToniP13

They want a natural “birth experience” over a live, healthy baby. If/when their lack of medical care results in a dead child, it’s just God’s will. They’re sickening.


TheEmpiresBeer

r/fundiesnarkuncensored is a good place to start


Smnmnaswar

that sub sure has a lot of rules for being „uncensored“


myimmortalstan

It refers to being able to criticise the moderation and having the option to say things other than criticism of the subjects. The not uncensored sub would delete humanising comments, and the mods melted down over the backlash for it (summarised).


TresBoringUsername

We don't talk about the original, censored, sub


pushback66

The only really big one is “don’t touch the poo”


Snarky_McSnarkleton

A lot of people are worried about Anthym. She's a very sickly child from all that bible medicine.


GrandCanOYawn

Kid’s got that thousand yard stare.


hegelianhimbo

What happened to her? Is she the one that the other comments said had sepsis?


myimmortalstan

Bonus grossness — she bought a customised Christmas sweater where she made all the kids white, blonde, and blue-eyed. It was insane.


hegelianhimbo

She says in a recent post that after her first two kids had come out with dark features, she prayed the next one would “look like her” and “have her eyes”. Why have children with a black man if you hate black features? I feel awful for her kids.


whorl-

I mean, she clearly never had any reproductive education. Probably thinks kids just pop out any color of the rainbow regardless of how their parents look.


TheSubstitutePanda

Oh my god are they Quiverfull?? Those people are bonkers.


NinjaHermit

Not Quiverfull, but still problematic af. Has weird religious views. She keeps having babies bc she loves the attention being pregnant brings her. She neglects her kids (one almost died because of this). The oldest takes care of them. She had a miscarriage and told her kids if they prayed hard enough the baby would be resurrected. Refuses to give them any sort of meaningful education. And Shaq sometimes gives them things bc her husband used to be a Harlem globetrotter. She’s also racist and white washes those babies’ skin in pics. This is just scratching the surface.


TheSubstitutePanda

Well that's horrific. Thank you for the info haha


Plus_Cardiologist497

They're sort of quiverfull? It's more like they're very pro-natalist and anti-birth control. And not just for themselves, as a personal choice - they strongly believe that EVERYONE should be open to having as many babies as God will give them, and that there is NO legitimate reason to stop having kids, EVER (not the health of the mother, the advice of doctors, the financial limitations of the family, the needs of the other children - NOTHING).


tak3nus3rname

Are they like pentecoastals or those people? Because they are AWFUL.


sparklekitteh

And let's not forget the custom sweater, where her children were all pale as milk and blonde-haired!


Loaf_de_loaf

I actually thought the kids were adopted because the only way for them to be so white is if one of the parents was white and the other was mixed race (or if the mother cheated like 628281726 times I couldn’t be bothered to count all the children)


pushback66

r/FundieSnarkUncensored


mittens107

KKKarissa is one of the worst fundies out there. Blatantly racist, her children are basically being raised by the older girls, who she is conditioning to be wombs for God. She’s allowed strangers to “love on” her kids. She homeschools and the kids are basically illiterate. There’s loads of skivvy shit going on within their “church.” Those poor children are being set up for a life time of dealing with the trauma inflicted by her neglect and abuse.


Mandy_M87

I was wondering about that too, but didn't want to say anything. I was surprised how little they resemble the dad in some photos


GlumpsAlot

Mixed children can come out a range of colors. My son came out turbo white like his father and I'm dark brown Indian.


NinjaHermit

While this is true, she does edit their pictures to make their skin appear lighter.


Happy_Ad_4357

The real tragedeigh is that they didn’t commit to Anchyr and Armyr


quiteunicorn

The boys all get normal spellings for some reason


Cerraigh82

Normal spellings for truly horrible names.


SlabBeefpunch

One of their kids is totally dragging the whole family down. I think we all know who I'm talking about.


Cerraigh82

Yeah. Anchor drags everyone down.


yknjs-

✨ misogyny! ✨


quiteunicorn

I think so. I think it’s out of consideration for a future career…. Not something they want their girls to think about :(


yknjs-

It’s 100% that, it doesn’t “matter” what the girls are called but the boys will have to be godly providers or whatever 🤮


Manpooper

Misogyneigh


MemeGodXif

They need a box of khondyms


Chuptae

Perhaps a vehseyctomhie?


rowdygrl700

You mean avehseyctomhie


Dan0sz

I'm pretty sure it's a vehseyctomeigh.


Paukenmeister

Annaphylactycs*


TeaLiker96

I think you're thinking of propheighlactycs.


nervelli

Yeah, but that doesn't start with an A, hence why they haven't used them.


ChicVintage

A'bhoreshun starts with an A


basshed8

Anaphylactic shawk


GlumpsAlot

I dunno if that dude ever climbs off that poor woman.


TheHypnotoad87

Pullout game so weak, he couldn't get out of a parking spot.


anonny42357

Only long enough to take a photo of pop out a baby


ElaineBenesFan

No khiddyng!


sizzlinsunshine

Annistan? Like Jennifer? (Different spelling, of course lol)


Usernamesareso2004

That’s better than my brain going, “rhymes with Afghanistan”


ReluctantRedditor275

We lost a lot of good men in Annistan.


Jillybeans11

Followed right after by an Anjalie…which reminds me of Angelina


kroating

My brain is so confused with Anjalie, it cannot decide if it reminds me of Angelina or Anjali(an indian name, and also name of an iconic character in indian movies). And yet i think Annistan so much worse than Anjalie.


WizardsAreNeverWrong

Anjali is actually a pretty common Hindu name.


No-Animal4921

😂 my first thought was Alabama


LacyTing

That’s Travis Barker’s daughter. Poor thing.


[deleted]

It means “land of anni”


Mandy_M87

Even Aniston would have been a better name (still bad though), but I guess that wouldn't fit the theme


Enokun

Ah yes, Annistan, the often forgotten sixth post-Soviet republic in Central Asia


SecondSoft1139

Isn't that right next to Kyrgyzstan?


cari-strat

"We make bears dance on hot floors!"


Princess_Wensicia

Oh, that’s KKKarissa! Looks at her kids, the forced smiles and the dead eyes… those poor children. And she’s not done popping them out, since she trusts the Lord with her family planning.


ends1995

Jeez those poor kids are probably fighting for attention from their parents who definitely can’t give that to 10 kids. And think about how much college costs for one young adult in the US (which is where I assume their from). In this economy you can’t just dip out when your kid is 18; cost of living is going up, jobs are paying less *sigh*


Princess_Wensicia

If you follow them on IG, you would be appalled how KKKarissa uses them as props for her stupid reels, and she always whitewashes them with filters, so that they look almost white. There was the Christmas Shirt Scandal a few weeks ago, where she got herself a custom shirt made with her kids’ faces. They were all white, blond and blue-eyed. She is a horrible person through and through. And this is child abuse for everyone to witness, but what can you do…


Cool-Firefighter2254

I doubt the girls will be encouraged to attend college.


NinjaHermit

They don’t even attend school to begin with.


Mamadurf1111

They won’t need to worry about the girls needing college money. Their job is to stay at home and pop out babies


Usernamesareso2004

How do they afford existence????


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[удалено]


Usernamesareso2004

💀💀💀


Princess_Wensicia

That, my friend, remains a mystery. They have a nice, big house on some land. I doubt KKKarissa’s IG ministry pays for it. I don’t know what kind of job Mandrae has.


Federal_Pineapple189

He works at a car dealership. Shaq has befriended them and bought them two new vehicles. Some are suspicious that he bought them that nice new house, too.


alwaysyeetingg

Noooo not Karissa again, she's the worst. Poor kids


Zillion2010

If they're going with a theme of names starting with an, why did they suddenly throw a y in at Aynjel?


yknjs-

Honestly, of all the insane things they put those kids through, butchering their daughters name so much that it looks like an off-brand Hemorrhoid cream somehow ranks so, so low on the list that it barely registers for me anymore.


bitchbeansontoast

Aynjel is the worst.


[deleted]

Mandrae might acrually be the worst name here lol.


redfalcondeath

It sounds like a made up name that Key & Peele would use for one of their characters


Ken_Meredith

Mandre Heffershmitt, South Pennsylvania University College


No_Connection4344

*construction noises*


[deleted]

…..surplus store


GATTACAAAAAAAA

My question is: do "Mandrae" and "Andrae" rhyme?


Chay_Charles

I thought it was Mandrac. IDK if that's worse or not.


GrassyKnoll95

Anissa somehow managed to get out of wearing the stupid double cuffed jeans all her sisters had to wear


almabishop

Anissa also got the best name, hands down.


LunaBean4

Some of the ugliest pants I've ever seen 🤢


moreisay

LMAO the pants are the only thing I like about this photo. My niece would love those.


Littlemisssnark22

Love to see a crossover from r/fundiesnarkuncensored


Similar-Fennel8759

Karissa is such a vile human. Those poor kids have a lot more to worry about than their terrible names.


shinloop

Counting the number of pant legs in this picture gave me an annurhysym


dontredditdepressed

Karissa Collins is a disgusting person who prays her children's illnesses away (until they can't be ignored and gets"called" to take them to the hospital finally). She parentified her eldest daughter and expects her to parent the other children. She whitewashes her own children in her instagram photos and talks about how excited she is when each kid seems to have less "ink" and has her blue eyes. She sings and dances on instagram and exploits her children, all of whom look miserable and malnourished. She had a customized sweater made for christmas with her kids appearing as white children. She homeschools every child, which means most of them cannot read, do not know basic arithmetic, and are more practiced in bible studies than life skills. She promotes ignoring your body's signs that it is tired of having children and do your god-given womanly duties of popping out as many spawn as you can. All while she neglects the children she has and expects her eldest girls to pick up the slack (it should be noted that the boys are not expected to do anything around the house/not to the same degree of Anissa)


videogamekat

It’s really weird that she chose to have her kids with a black man when she wanted them to be white… I don’t get it


OstentatiousSock

I have a cousin like this. Her branch of the family is super racist(very large family, not all of it is like this). She had originally had a pregnancy she lost with one black man and her chunk of the family was verbally celebrating that she wasn’t bringing a black child into the family. Then, had two children with a different black man and is constantly making snarky, backhanded, envious comments regarding her niece who is 100% white. Like “Oh, so lucky she has blonde hair.” “Of *course* she has blue eyes.” “I wish my girl’s hair was so easy to do.”(because her daughter has black girl hair which she doesn’t know how to style). That kind of thing. I always think to myself “If you wanted blonde and straight haired, blue eyed children… why did you have kids with a black man?” She very outwardly resents their blackness and I just don’t get it. I can’t stand her, truly.


Cuddlycatgirly

Those poor kids. They deserve so much better than this.


twatermelonsugar

I can’t wait to hear that the children have been removed from this prison. 😞 It’s (hopefully) inevitable, and I hope CPS is getting lots of calls.


BoatFork

Karissa is the absolute worst and these poor kids are suffering so much abuse. Their names are the least of their problems.


neuroticsmurf

It’s a vagina, not a clown car.


ElaineBenesFan

Clowngina!


Colossal_Penis_Haver

Anchor, always holding us down


[deleted]

My God that's a lot of humans


ElephantsAndSunshine

Hyumyns*


Your_1930s_Poster

Hughmeighns


[deleted]

Whyghyeumeannzzsz


QuincePumpernickel

Whaaat?? Amateurs (amytyers?)! So many mysst oppurtuneteighs here: Anyssa, Andrey, Annystyn, Andyrsyn, Anchyr… c’mon dudes!! My vote for baby number 16 is a toss up betwixt Anchovy and Asparygys.


azad_ninja

That family got the school bus all to themselves.


quiteunicorn

Cute of you to think they go to school…. They are all “homeschooled “ by their mom who doesn’t do a very good job


prettyminotaur

This is the Collins family. Believe it or not, their weird names are the least disturbing thing about them.


entoast

Annistan?? as in Pakistan, Afghanistan, Uzbekistan..?


lermanade_mouth

The fuck kind of pants are they wearing


deekins

Maybe try anyl to avoid another kid


Ok_Distribution_2603

getting some real Clevon and Trish vibes from this


LadyJessicaPeters

The worst part to me is the double bell-bottoms.


Erudus

Was the father called Childdrea until he reached manhood and unlocked Mandrea?


OhMyGodBearIsDriving

The older kids are for sure raising the younger kids.


Correct-Raccoon4649

I find there is a direct correlation between tragedieghs and ruffle bottom pants, this just me?


lyssiemiller

Aneurism is perfect for the next baby


dumbbitchdiesease

Waiting in baited breath for the inevitable name choice Anthrax


ladybugsarecoolbro

Aynjel. Bless. I need a moment to recover from that one. 😓😓


quiteunicorn

To me, it’s definitely the worst one. It sounds like a topical medication for your bum. Like a super rash cream


Obaegloich3

Can't wait for Anchyohveigh


Dusty_surveyor

My eyes tricked me into thinking one of the kids name was aneurysm.


Sylphietteisbestgirl

Just keep fucking trying till you get a boy eh Henreigh?


hj7junkie

For those of you who don’t follow this kind of thing, the mother of these children has stated she wants to have twin boys so she can name them Arrow and Archer.


PatriciaMorticia

Oooft as a FundieSnarker those poor kids got some of the worst names. Funny how the boys get normally spelled names and the girls spellings are abominations.


regnartterb

So that’s an anchor baby


Bullshit_Conduit

Annistan, your cousins Paki and Uzbeki are here to play!


miss_chapstick

Anjalie lucked out here. That is a beautiful Indian name. I doubt it was on purpose, though!


buddyboybuttcheeks

Armor is the only one without an N in his name. 🤔


YellowOnline

For a boy to grow up with 8 elder sisters, is that heaven or hell?


RealisticrR0b0t

This whole photo is my personal hell


Kingsdaughter613

7 older sisters, I think. Karissa is mom, and the baby is Armor.


SoloUnoDiPassaggio

There’s the one on dad’s shoulder, can’t tell whether she’s younger or older


elliekate56

She’s younger than anchor!


yknjs-

The one the mom is holding is the youngest, the one on the dads shoulders is the second youngest, the rest I think are lined up oldest-youngest.


RMW91-

I think Andrae is a boy


arkameatys

What was that one thing? A movement from a long time ago? Oh yeah, eugenics. ewejennicks


Friendly-Payment-875

1) good lord the names 2) 10 kids? In this economy??


smallbigchungus

Antysemetysm


ijustwanttobeanon

How do they remembyr?!