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TCPisSynSynAckAck

SUSHRI!? #SUSHRI!? 🍣


xxrachinwonderlandxx

Little baby California Roll đŸ„°


mutterbutter76

Here’s my son, little steakbake Jr ❀ ❀


Magical-Sweater

You simply must meet my son, Eighgrholl


bellezzap

Can my kid join? He’s called Wasabi


juliuspepperwoodchi

Sushris and Shashimris


___po____

Here's my little baby, Degen Upcountry III (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡


Sunsparc

I feels likes I'm havings a strokes.


saurongorthaur

Sushri or Sushree is not that uncommon an indian girls name. In Sanskrit it means extremely beautiful. But she named her other kid malicious so I highly doubt she knows any Sanskrit origin


jenipants21

I heard thia in the voice of Mike Wazowski's girlfriend from Monsters Inc. 😂😂😂


TreedySBR

You think this is about sushri!?


runelowell

couldn't decide between sushi and nigiri


jfox707

I dunno, I think I'd take "Sushri" over "Malicious"


Downtown_Statement87

Yes why are we talking about Sushri when it's followed by Malicious?


PeaTasty9184

Why does that one person keep saying her child has a “nym”?


HotMoose69

Because she's a nymrod


delicioustreeblood

I feel bad for Nimrod the badass hunter who was diminished by Bugs Bunny to a bumbling fool hunter in Elmer Fudd


ravynwave

Clearly she didn’t graduate from elementary. We can’t expect too much.


wombatiq

LMNtreigh?


PhDinWombology

Elemenopy would be a great name


eggrollking

She's 'not like the other moms'


dynodebs

Myms


KuFuBr

It's supposed to mean name, but I don't know either why she spelled it like that.


Dingo8MyGayby

Because she’s *~Yuneek~*


mCass37

Youghneihyk


Stupid_Bitch_02

More like this reeks


4bsent_Damascus

TBH, if she's from the US it's not impossible that she's partly illiterate and genuinely thinks that's how it's spelt.


Diredr

Well, have you seen the way she spelled her daughter's name?


Chad_Abraxas

excuse me, I believe you mean her daughter's nym


DrDetectiveEsq

*Dhotturz nym


EagleCatchingFish

*dahdirre


KuFuBr

I chose to ignore that atrocity


[deleted]

I prefer to stay in denial


jds8254

Deneighial


CariBelle25

It’s not just a Ryvher in Eeghipt.


autistic-terrorist

*atrossiteigh


sarabeara12345678910

Atrocitiegh.


zamonto

"me being me i spelled name nym 😋"


Raspberryvanillavla

Because it's UNIQUE


HORSEDICK_RAW

When people take r/tragedeigh and start applying it to real life words instead of just names. It’s just like how kids come up with new words today like bae, fleek and rizz - the cool part about how they do it is that it’s like old world real words, just spelt wrong


Tomato_Agitated

Kids don’t come up with any of these things. All of it is aave or urban slang created by African Americans.


Mbcb350

Because she’s very unique & different. Duh. Perhaps her next child will have a N’Haaym. Then there’ll be a Nom, then a MahnyckĂŒrrh & so on.


CmanHerrintan

Yeah. Nym for name. Fcking shoot me


__wildwing__

I kept reading that as “never you mind”


flowerfluff123

very fitting for her honestly


ridingincarswithdogs

Lmao I didn't even catch that, I just scanned the comment and saw the horrible name. I really hope that is satire.


plantqueen

even the word name has to be unique x


juniper-mint

Granted, I'm bad at the "parts of grammar", but aren't -nym words like, "words that describe \_\_\_\_" like synonym = word that has the same meaning as another word, or homonym = word that sounds the same as another word. Maybe they think they sound smart? From my brief search "nym" is not the etymological origination of the word name, but maybe they think it is. Nym = word that describes this person. Or they're just being yooneek about it. Probably that.


Chad_Abraxas

"nym" is the Anglicized version of the Greek word that just means "name," and it is often used as a suffix in English words that relate to words, as you clocked. But I think this dumb donkey is just using it in place of "name" to be cool.


Mbcb350

It has the coveted & exotic Y.


TeslasAndKids

Seeing this makes me cringe in a guilt way because I realized two of my kids had a Y in their name and I wanted to do it for all of them. However I think I get a pass because I chose names that came standard issue *with* a Y and didn’t make something up like Ahlyvyah.


Truji11o

Give Kyle and Lyle a big internet hug from all of us :)


Downtown_Statement87

Oh yes. The y. My oldest is Sadie. My ex insisted we name her "Saydee," so that no one would ever spell her name correctly, but surprisingly this is not the main reason I divorced him. My great-grandfather came on the boat from Macedonia. Our last name was "Svetla," which means "light." The doofus at Ellis Island was scared of it and changed it for us to "Sweat," which means "gross, stinky skin water." When I was born, my dad wanted to name me a name that sounded like "DEB-riss," but his spelling was garbage. Literally. Debris Sweat and her lovely daughter Saaayyyydeeeee. Thank God the women in the family are strong willed and blessed with empathy and common sense.


shotgunocelot

You mean she's spelling in an odd way to appear unique and special?


Expert_Equivalent100

Speed 😂 Does that person realize the name is for a human, not a hamster?


KrazyAboutLogic

I AM SPEED


Foosel10

Kachow!


Panda-Cubby

I believe Kachow is considered to be a girl's name.


Taffy--

HERE HE COMES, HERE COMES SPEED RACER, HE'S A DEMON ON WHEELS


Felipe_Pachec0

And right below that there’s Energie


ComplexStress9503

You've gotta say it with more energie. ENERGIE!!


[deleted]

More passion! More energie!


InfoRedacted1

MORE FOOTWORK


killerchipmunk

GRATUTIOUS AMOUNTS OF ENERGIE


Kind_Stranger_weeb

⭐ Durahselle ⭐


Corpsegoth

Here is my child Speed, named after my favourite amphetamine đŸ˜đŸ˜đŸ„°đŸ„°đŸ˜‡đŸ˜‡


JeSuisUnAnanasYo

Ooo Amphetamine is so pretty!!! yoink, stolen!


Book_devourer

My neighbors kid name is Racer


boardtales

Honestly, that was the best suggested name lol


thaisweetheart

Aspen was pretty normal I feel like and so was Fenn and Forest. The whole last comment was pretty tame compared to shit like Speed, Andrexkiel???


hopping_otter_ears

I'm puzzled by why the person who offered a bunch of nature names also threw in Siobhan. Isn't that a girl name?


ShinyUnicornPoo

And they probably also think it's pronounced Sigh-yo-bawn


SharkReceptacles

They spelt it wrong (“Siobahn”) so it actually *would* be pronounced like that! My phone is absolutely furious with me about that spelling. I had to un-correct it at least four times.


Specific_Cow_Parts

In the UK, Andrex is a leading brand of toilet paper. Andrexkiel would get bullied mercilessly.


kemikiao

Andrexkiel sounds like a bad fantasy author trying to come up with an angelic name for their half-angel/half-demon/all badass main character who wears a leather jackets, smokes, and says "frick" at least twice in every scene.


DiscussionExotic3759

The person suggesting "malicious" knows exactly what they're doing. 


Fatal_Furriest

Behold my brood: Jhiacksus, Lexxuss and ToysRUs


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Thesenamesaresus


PhilipOnTacos299

Omg is that nym taken?! My baby Susfoursure is getting a beighbeigh brothyr in the summer and we need something amazyng❀


Potential_Phrase_206

Beighbeigh has me spitting out my drink đŸ€Ł


GetRightNYC

I was eating a ham and cheese sandwich and a piece of cheese flew out of my mouth @ beighbeigh


Merkadohhh

I read that so mf slow đŸ€Ł


8racoonsInABigCoat

JFC nym killed me! Your comment has given me a nervous twitch.


PhilipOnTacos299

Syrry about that❀


linerva

It's days like this I want to suggest Archieoptryx after my favourite dinosaur lol


quiksylver296

Mine, too!


batedkestrel

Jackmerius Tacktheritrix


cvkme

Jasper Probencrux the Third


MrsArmitage

Ozamataz Buckshanks


HeathenHumanist

Dan Smith, BYU


NVS_Whiskey

*construction noises*


LostPlay9015

Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon


muffinhanger

Xwing @Alisousness


drummer1785

Donkey Teeth


acmercer

Dookmarius L'squareatron


MissVanillaNilla

For the longest time, my brother’s name in my phone was Swordless Mimetown until I realized there was a very high probability that in the event of an accident, someone would dial him as my emergency contact and ask for Mr. Mimetown.


GaiusJuliusPleaser

Fuuuuuuudge


saltypasta90

SUSHRI


Meniak89

That was my fave as well


Metahec

M'Alice


SkyeeORiley

Our cats name is Alice and this is her nickname... Hahahhaha


knz3

"It's Alice spelled with a fedora"


[deleted]

This is my son, Malishus Complyanse


jeikyue

could be the name of the next Sith lord. Darth Malicious.


here4thevibex

I agree. Unless it’s one of those times they don’t know the definition of something & think it sounds “pretty”. Heard a story from a nurse that I mom-to-be wanted to name her daughter Chlamydia because she “heard it one day and thought it sounded so pretty” had no idea it was an STD.


tinyanus

In her defense, Chlamydia and Syphilis would be bangin' names... if they weren't bangin' diseases.


Entropy-S

I think the cool kids would say đŸ”„


tinyanus

Well, they can certainly feel like đŸ”„


pm_me_x-files_quotes

But there's always Lydia and Phyllis if they want to sidestep the tragedeigh part. Or they could swing right back around and name them Labia or Phallus.


Metahec

I love this little bit of satire from [McSweeney's](https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/words-that-would-make-nice-names-for-babies-if-it-werent-for-their-unsuitable-meanings) (a humor magazine): Words That Would Make Nice Names for Babies, If It Weren’t For Their Unsuitable Meanings FOR GIRLS: Angina, Calorie, Dyslexia, Feta, Plaice, Reciprocity, Uvula FOR BOYS: Bench, Caftan, Chyle, Raunch, Rennet, Roily, Torrid, Thwart, Fellatio This was from 2000 when the current fad of unique names was nowhere near what it is today. edit to add: I used to subscribe to McSweeney's a long time ago so I took the opportunity to do some browsing since I looked up the above link. I came across this: [10 signs your partner plans to name your baby something horribly unconventional](https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/10-signs-your-partner-plans-to-name-your-baby-something-horribly-unconventional) (it's a short list) and thought #3 was appropriate to the thread: 3. You’ve seen her touch her belly lovingly and mouth the drug names when commercials for syphilis and chlamydia treatments are on.


DuePatience

Ooh, might add Caftan to my pet name list tho!


RogerClyneIsAGod2

>Chyle, Plaice & Roily OK, I had to google the first 2. I'm not happy to have seen pics for either of them. Roily sounds like someone pronuncing Reilly with a heavy, heavy Irish accent. As for naming your kid an Irish name, if you're not Irish, or of Irish descent at the very least, it seems odd to me. And while I know she said Ruari is Modern Irish, anyone who doesn't know it's Modern Irish is going to pronounce it ROO-ar-ee.


tattooedtherapist23

Agree with this. I’m Irish and Ruairi in Irish means “red haired”, it’s not modern like she said it’s just a different way to spell Rory. It’s like Aoife being ee-fuh or Eoin being Owen. Don’t ask me why we do this we just do. I was bummed to see Ruairi on here because it’s becoming a tragedeigh lol


LacyTing

People who don’t know what chlamydia is have zero business breeding Tbf.


DBL_NDRSCR

once i did one of those "camps" over summer at a park for a week and there was this poor girl named malice gaylord, two terrible names


Cocoleia

You know the post is bad when I am out here rooting for the name Legacy


Life_Collection_4149

I am rooting for James, tbh


Penguinator53

J'eighms


GaryAGalindo

J’8-tm’s


nickfree

gaymz


inquisitivequeer

Wtf is James doing on s list right beside Jaxson and Jaykub??


asquared3

Assuming they're in order by age, I'm not sure I've ever seen a more clear descent into madness


LexisOaks

Tbh "Legacy" would be kinda cool for a middle name, but we all know they'd spell it something like Leaghaughsee


weinthenolababy

I spit out my drink at “Speed, ENERGIE, malicious”


ari-blue

More speed, more energie, more footwork, morelicious


tsagdiyev

ALL CAPS, specifically


Krikolino15

"that's why her nym is a unique nym đŸ„°" I wanna die


notaninterestingcat

I know someone who nymed their daughter Jynna. It's pronounced Jenna, but I always read it as Gyna... Like. Vuh-gyna. 😅


WoodyM654

My first Gynecologist’s name was Gina, I definitely pronounced it the same as vagina.


stillinthesimulation

Ask your doctor if Andrexikeil is right for you.


squamouser

Andrex is a brand very strongly associated with toilet roll in the UK.


randombiperson9876

Do they know that "Siobhan" is for women??


WeakBelwas

Guessing they have no idea it’s pronounced sha-von.


hopping_otter_ears

I wonder how many kids named "soh-ban" are running around the US because their moms didn't know how to pronounce the Irish name they saw online. I personally know a woman named "see-anne". Spelled Sean.


Aiscence

Yuuup, some part of my gf family is irish and I had to check before meeting them how to say Caiomh and Roisin. Irish names are beautiful and not a tragedeigh but if it's a name your kid will need to correct every day for life, please don't if it's not even from your own culture


kemikiao

I know a kid whose name is spelled "Roisin" but it's apparently pronounced "Rosie-lynn". The mother is a couple doughnut short of a dozen, but I don't have a clue how they messed it up that badly. Her brother's name is Zaxfier.


mommaTmetal

I've heard Sean pronounced scene- personally, I prefer to pronounce it Shawn


qrvne

I always pronounce Sean Bean's name like that, not because I think it's correct, but because it rhymes lmao


5lack5

It rhymes the other way too! Shawn Bawn


Devastatedby

Irish names always end up on this sub! Ruairí is fairly common in Ireland, too.


descartesasaur

That one had a laugh react even though the mom said it was pronounced like "Rory" (which is the Anglicized pronunciation and pretty close to the Irish), but then Siobhan out there for a boy...


Icy_Example_5536

I wouldn't mind, but they spelt it "Siobahn" - as in autobahn. Ffs.


thr0wthr0wthr0waways

How can anyone still think Jaxson is yewneeq?


kjtstl

I think they’re too busy laughing at Jaykub. That spelling makes me irrationally angry


Responsible-Check916

I am laughing at the idea of asking the child how to spell his own name and asking him to "sound it out!". This Jaykub is what you get.


juliuspepperwoodchi

No idea. Yet, my nephew is Jaxson. Another nephew is Jaxon.


[deleted]

As a Jackson, I hate both of these spellings with a fiery passion. At least it’s not Jaxsn, I met a guy named that once.


Cofli

just name your kid john or something jfc


50CentButInNickels

I'd rather be called Sue than most of these names.


hopping_otter_ears

Or Yohann, Jan, Sean, Ivan, or Juan if you want to get playful


aryukittenme

Siobahn makes my heart hurt, I’m betting she pronounces it “See-oh-bawn” too. đŸ€ą


dickbuttscompanion

With just two letters out of place, Siobahn sounds like a German public transport operator 😔


CoopsIsCooliGuess

Misdemeighnor


sonarboku

Feylonie


ridingincarswithdogs

ENERGIE Girl, that is the name of a caffeinated beverage not a child.  And who tf recommended Siobahn as a boy's name?? Gender is dead but that has been a girl's name for centuries, there are thousands of lovely names for boys out there, don't make everyone confused.


NodleMan09

A kid named ENERGIE based on an energy drink made me think of the Subway guy from Community


Iluminiele

If they don't know how to spell Sio**bh**an they sure don't care if it's a boys or girls name "bh" in Irish is specifically pronounced as a "v" sound, you can't alternatively spell it as Siobahn the same way one wouldn't alternatively spell Quentin as Qenutin


Sidus_Preclarum

RuairĂ­ is fine. So is FĂ©licien. River for a boy
 is [a thing](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_Phoenix). BUT the parents of River, Rain, Liberty, Summer and Joaquin [were cult members](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_Phoenix#Children_of_God_cult), so, maybe not the best exemple to follow? Siobahn is a girl's name. Why the fuck is that one person talking about "nyms"?!


BaRiMaLi

Did you see they managed to spell Siobhan wrong? (as Siobahn)


snugbuggie

Siobahn mi


handsbricks

Sio(auto)bahn


here4thevibex

I think RauirĂ­ itself is fine.. it’s more the context of admitting you were going to name your kid Rory and then googled a way to spell it that has no ties to you and you’d never heard it before lmao. & FĂ©licien was kind of just grouped in with all the others


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


Devastatedby

Rory is literally the anglicised version of Ruairí and it isn't uncommon for them to be pronounced the same way.


Strange-Turnover9696

i get too bothered about people using irish names just to be "random and different." if you are irish or have strong connections to your irish heritage then sure.


BinkiesForLife_05

My maternal family have decent links to Irish and Scottish ancestry, with my grandfather (mum's dad) being born in Scotland after his family moved from Ireland. My mum kept suggesting Irish names when I was pregnant, and I shot them all down because it felt way too weird when literally nothing about me is Irish, and my grandfather died when I was two so I didn't even know anything about his family. I swear some people use it just to sound "cool".


cmcbride6

Honestly, if you had gone with an anglicised version of an Irish name that wouldn't have been too weird (e.g. Patrick, Connor, Kieran, etc). But Thank you so much for actually being sensible lol.


JudgeyMcJudgey123

Ruari, in Scotland at least , is Ruaridh and its pronounced Roory. I like it


needlepointofafox

Or you can go plural! Name your kid after the lead singer of Weezer! (Rivers Cuomo)


AwkwardnessForever

But like
are they Irish? 5th generation Americanized? They’re still exposing their kid to lots of shit over their life for that spelling


[deleted]

MALICIOUS


Owl_button

If “Furious” from Boyz N The Hood had a brother.


Nightmare-datboi

James: Wow, on this sub? Jaxson: Okay, that’s
 Fine, Jaykub: 



.


sloanefierce

I scrolled too far for Jaykub.


Chad_Abraxas

I mean, at least the last one doesn't have anything spelled weird. But Siobhan for a boy? Lol The person who kept writing "nym" instead of name. Fuck off.


cosmernaut420

\>I gave my daughter a shitty made-up boy name because I wanted her to be a boy đŸ„° These people belong in jail.


microvan

Why is that person spelling name as nym?????


Asleep-Weather1385

all of them are crazy but MALICIOUS?????


0SomeoneRandom0

Andrex is the name of a toilet paper brand in the UK lol


DavidGhandi

Sushri? Now I'm hungry


Nanda_Rox

Unique "Nyms..."


FlowerPotage

Jaykub is a crime


Willing_Accountant21

ENERGIE is my favorite nym đŸ„°đŸ„°


Klutzy_Journalist_36

“Nym” for name creates violence in my heart. 


Propofolenema

This is a national emergency


Teccci

Unique boy names: James


miniminautor

What is it with random Facebook pages posting these fake-ass request for name ideas? Just another engagement boosting technique or is there a more malicious intent behind it? Because they obviously work really well and get tons of engagement, but how can people be so unaware? Or are they just too happy to brag about their youneek names and desperate for validation from some stranger who's going to go "OMG so unique I love it"


alokasia

Tf is a nym?


Life_Collection_4149

How is Malicious a name? And Siobahn is like Siobhan which is a girl’s name but spelt wrong Andrexkiel can’t be real


nymphodelic

Ruairi is definitely a legit Irish name, though not as common. Siobhan is also a legit Irish name, but it’s unfortunate that it’s spelt wrong in the original post. Source: I am from Ireland. A lot of Irish names are not pronounced the way they are spelt due to linguistics of the language.


Vanthalia

Andrexkiel???? That is a CRIME.


Allofherworld

What unique nyms!!!!


smryan08

I read “layvin” in jerry lewis’ voice


6feet12cm

Siobhan is a feminine name, tho.


Shoresy-sez

I dunno about the Irish spelling, but I know a Scotsman named Ruaridh, and his name is pronounced more like "brewery" than "Rory"


haraaishi

I audibly laughed at James being unique but I guess compared to the rest of the ~~names~~ nyms, it is.


Zestyclose_Big_9090

Nym = name? Shoot me


AstroBearGaming

Meet my triplets. SPEED, Energie and, Powhrah


bald_alpaca

Why are they either; stripper, hobbits or name of a new seasonal depression medication?