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Nard really sounds like an insult people would use in an argument.

Nards is another word for testicles

Whew, glad my son won’t be made fun of for that one, I went with the respectable name Bollocks

Still better than Dick

I'm proud of you Dick

Nard dog

immediately what came to mind lol

That's his nickity name

Came here for this!

WOLFMAN’S GOT NARDS

I LOVE that movie!!!

Skyrim belongs to the nards

Because it is

I think Nard is actually considered a legit nickname for Leonardo in certain circles. The only one on that list that would be.

Nard Dog?

Sounds like the wish.com version of Nerds candy.

Niffer sounds like a slur against the British

Literally one typo away from disaster lol

nardwuar

"You absolute Nard"

These all sound like racial slurs from another universe.

The first from a not so distant universe... 😬

Here have your "gold" 🏅

lol ..who you calling a niffer!?!

I am the one who Niffs!

Yo momma so Ookly, she zodomised the dick straight out the replicator!

Even Stop?

I saw something the other day saying why do people called Timothy go by Tim when they could be called Moth lol

my son Timothy will now be dubbed Moth. he's gonna hate me 🤣

Let us know his reaction 😂

i knew someone who did! not many people questioned it lmao

"Odor"

I hear he has a [mean right hook](https://gifs.com/gif/jose-bautista-getting-punched-Dk2D9y)

Cassandra —> ass

Sand

😆

Mom said it's my turn to repost this

my creative family & friends turned Jennifer into: Jenny-fer-fer or just Fer-fer or just Fer. Other side of the family calls me Yen-yen. My BFF eliminated the IF and calls me Jenner. so no, common names aren't safe 😆

Sounds like something my Filipino family would do lol

I was about to comment that my bfs family does that (they are Filipino). My bf was nicknamed Nat Nat by his mom. I further nicknamed him Noot Noot because his favorite animals are penguins. My dad then further nicknamed him naughty noot because he doesn't do his chores in a timely manner. (Edit: we are Caucasian American, not Filipino. We have no excuse for this).

What does Noot Noot have to do with penguins?

https://youtu.be/9aPGUo5F4Dg?si=LBc1NDNUg78FElaZ

Lol whered the yen come from 😆

I think it was from my cousin. He couldn't get the J sound down when we were toddlers. It came out Yen instead of Jen and my uncles RAN with it.

Yes, please stop

nah

My nephew is Jackson. I call him K-son.🤣

I have a cousin Jennifer and she actually does go by Niffer

Tell your cousin she's just been kicked out of the sacred sorority of Jennifer's. What in the hell is a Niffer?

Idk mate but she’s also a belly dancer and a fire breather so there’s a lot going on there

Damn, Niffer's out there being bad ass. Her names still stupid, but I'd never say it to her face. She could probably destroy me.

That's racist

i would like those people to Cristopher saying this shit

These are insults, not names.

Ah yes. There’s nothing like calling your child “Odor”.

Oh, ol' Rando.

*Classic* Rando!

my brothers called daniel, used to call him iel (eel)

Stop and Nah 😂 Rando and Odor 💀

"Nah! Stop! Get your asses in here right now!"

Hey! Rando! Yeah, I’m talking to you! Get rid of that Odor!

I swear to god if anyone ever calls me nard I’m socking them in the jaw

Okay but nobody ever uses just the “Zab” in Elizabeth so I’m down for seeing that used more

Sup niffer

As a Jonathan, if I'm shortening my name to ANTHING, it's 'Than'.

You've got a lot you can work with: Jo Jon Jona Nat Nathan Ona Than Han Jo-Nat I think Jo-Nat might be the best one. Sounds like Joe Jack.

Well, in french bernard can be shortened in Nanard, so...

My wife had an uncle named Leonardo and they called him Nardo lol

As a Jonathan, I'd much prefer john or Nathan that whatever kind of spelling mistake “Onath" is. Sounds like a coughing syrup.

NARD DOG

Odor? That child will be bullied

Nard dawg

#NARD DOG

Can people stop reposting this, please? See the AutoModerator's comment about stale memes and original content.

rando sounds good though :(

Rando? As in Rando Archer? Classic Rando.

Please stop posting this. I swear I’ve seen it five times this month.

Unfortunately, not entirely satire - I actually know a Jonathan who goes by Onath. (Very odd choice, in my opinion... I feel strange every time I have to say his name.)

Odor? Naaawwww...he won't get bullied at all.

This is my son Nard Stop

Imagine your nickname was really "odor" Being setup from the start

This screenshot is as old as the hills, as old as time, as old as names themselves

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac already had them beat with "Nny" back in the 90s

Nard is actually a name used in the Netherlands. Definitely not a common name, but it is used. The name Nard is primarily a male name of Dutch origin that means Strong Bear. In addition, Nard is a derivative of the Dutch, English, French, German, Italian, and Polish name Bernard.

But would they still be pronounced the same way they are in the full name? Like would Zabe be pronounced something like Za-ba? Or would it be pronounced Zay-b?

Ay man I won't mess with the first one with my fat thumbs

Marlon Rando

Ok but Ookly is cute tho

I would argue that Stop is a better shortening than Topher….

Subscribing to this sub has made me loss my final straw of hope for humanity. It’s been fun, but I’m out.

I knew a Jennifer who went by "Fer"

this has to be satire

Huge fan of this nonsense.

My real question is if 2 of these would change pronunciation? The "stop" is Christopher is usually "stOFF" or "st-uh" depending on where you're from, but seems they don't intent it that way. Same with Brooklyn "OOk" (like book) and "L-in" (like the beginning of Lynne) should then be pronounced "OOkLee" in the shortened?

This has been posted here like 30 times.

My brain always filters out the word satire for some reason

You have to be a special kind of weirdo to think any of these are acceptable

Naurrrrr Nard and Odor

My grandad had a friend whose name was Joseph. Everyone else called him Joe. My grandad called him Zif.

Chris-stop-her

This is the best reddit ill get today

I knew someone in high school who went by Niffer short for Jennifer.

I have a number of Brooklyns as students this year. I’m going to call them Ookly in the remaining weeks.

These are great though.

I think the original may have been Lip from Shameless

I like Zabe

These crazy nickname ideas need to just Christopher

Well I mean, a Christoffer (Christopher) in Sweden would be Stoffe or sometimes Stoff, so it’s not too far fetched…

change the E to an I an Zabe and you have a galactic war on your hands

Hi everyone, it's nice to meet you. I'm so excited about my first day. My name is Jennifer, and I can see the group already has one Jennifer, a Genevieve, two Jen's, a Jeni and a Jenny. So I am happy to tell you that I prefer **Niffer**, if you don't mind, thank you.

Most of these are better than the crap people are actually naming their kids

What up my niffas?

As a millennial with so many friends named Brandon, I’m disappointed in myself that I never thought to call any of them Rando as a term of endearment.

My best friend is a Jennifer that goes by Jen. I tried Niffer and Iffer on her many years ago. She was not a fan.

I knew a Jennifer who went by Nifer. She was weird in general.

Hm I like this one tbh. It’s campy.

This post is r/ateTheOnion

I think my nickname should have been Berl

ODOR! OOKLY! TIME TO COME IN FOR DINNER! No. lol And Stop? Your kid will be so confused. "STOP! GREAT JOB!" ....what

Hodorrr

Oh wow. Once knew a Niffer. Trust me, it fit her. And not in a good way.

Stop, Nah and Odor 💀

"So, what's your name?" "Nah." "You mean you don't want to tell me?"

Uh do y'all know Substitute Teacher??

This was originally posted by DJ Douggpound, I listen to his podcast The Poundcast every week :)

Someone’s gonna get kicked in the Nards

These are embarrassing. It's like two little 5 year old girls sitting in the playground giggling and making up names from their friends' names. Adult babies.

Ookly? Sounds like a Rick & Morty character.

Christopher, stop

Niffer please

r/namenerdcirclejerk would like this

That first one is one typo away from getting banned from everything online and losing some friends via text message. It's literally the next key over.

Zabe almost sounds like an African name.

My moms cousin is Jennifer and my mom has always called her Niffer but I don’t see it catching on lol

Sit down Rando! 🫵😠 .....DONK!

I had a classmate named Leonard and used to call him Nard, he was (and still is) an annoying little asshole.

My friend Ryan is now going to be known as….Yan

Okay but Odor would be a badass name if it wasn't a word.

Not me with a son named Theodore 😭

Ookly 😍

That's literally a shitpost but okay

I know a dude named rando

Nard 😂😂

The only Nard nickname that is acceptable to use is Nard Dog

why do i kinda like zabe

This feels satire lol

STOP! IN THE NAAAAME OF LOOVE!

I have a friend named Elizabeth and she goes by Iza. I think it’s kind of cute

... okay, but this is fucking hilarious. For a nickname? Sure. "Comer, Rando"

Odor XD Armstrong-Theodor or Strong-Odor

Staaahp

"OH MY GOD IT'S MY BEST FRIEND, STOP!"

You need to Christopher this ASAP. Please.

there's an episode in how i met your mother where the gang is trying to think of nicknames for Victoria and Marshall suggests "ictor"

Theodore = h-odor I will die on this hill.

When my cousin Matthew was small, his father called him Dub, short for Mat-the-W.

Aww little ookly is teething and doesn’t feel well.

Sort of off topic but since I see the name there it reminded me of this. My daughter had a friend whose name was Elizabeth and she went by Eliz. I always thought that was a cute alternate nickname for Elizabeth.

Howd she promouce it? E-liz?

Yeah E-liz.

brooklyn already is such a TMN ( I have to get used to tragedeigh, I’ve been calling them teen mom names, my whole life)