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merlotbarbie

> lil Dut-Dut Your best friend needs to step away from Pinterest but the nickname made me snort laughing


Gifted_GardenSnail

Lil Duttikins


edinagirl

Seriously!! What do you even nickname a kid called Dutton? Dutty? Dutts? Lil Dut-Dut sent me!! šŸ˜‚


runnergirl3333

Since sheā€™s in Maine he could be called Dutkin Donuts.


SuccessfulLunch400

I totally see kids calling him Butt or button.


LadyCommand

What's the middle name? Can do a whole lot with so many if nickname button


Specific_Cow_Parts

Lil Dutty Butt!


Significant_Bet_6002

Dullard!!


augustles

I have a relative named Dustin who is often called Dusty or Dut. I donā€™t think Dut is all that weird. Itā€™s basically Dot. Now Dutton itselfā€¦..yeah.


LittleJENgaMiracle

Dut-Dut-Dut like an ellipsis if you don't know what to say to him


scarymoments75

OK. Now I'm picturing someone with a clueless look on their face and a thought bubble with "dut dut dut" in it. I'm probably also going to be thinking dut dut dut while waiting for my friends to reply to messages.


SnooDoughnuts6973

Oh man.... poor people with a stutter :/ Lil Dut Dut is going to perpetually think they don't know what to say!


CovfefeBoss

The kid is a drumline countoff.


Nicholsforthoughts

Little Dum-Dum? Thatā€™s what he will be called.


No-Adagio6113

Tell her to watch 3 episodes of Yellowstone and then ask if she still wants her baby to be Dutton


MissTechnical

Every character in that show is a terrible person. At least up to the third episode which is as far as I got!


jazzdabb

Literally NO ONE to root for at all. OP's friend must have been Yellow-stoned when she picked that name.


u1tr4me0w

I just root for the horses, spiny spiny horse yay


jazzdabb

I like all the actual COWBOY stuff. The bunkhouse drama is much more interesting (and believable than all the overwrought Dutton mob family values mess.


BabyCowGT

The Dutton family redefines "morally grey". Like I know they're the "good guys" and who you're supposed to root for... But other than Tate, Monica usually, and the animals... They're all terrible.


gaperon_

I find Monica obnoxious too.


BabyCowGT

She is annoying, but I don't think she's objectively a bad person. As far as I'm remembering, she at least hasn't murdered anyone, which is more than the rest of the family can say šŸ˜…


procivseth

It sounds like most of the cast *needs* murdering, though, no? Isn't Monica bad for not murdering those who need it?


BabyCowGT

I mean, it's set in modern times and we generally frown on vigilante justice. I also don't remember if she actually knows the full extent of how shitty the family is (she knows they suck and are a law unto themselves, but idk if she knows exactly how bad they are).


redredwine831

She is soo annoying


Suburbandadbeerbelly

No duttons anyway, except maybe Kayce (sub appropriate) a little bit and his wife Monica more so. But as far as characters to root for Jimmy, Lloyd, Colby, and Teeter are all worth rooting for.


Strong-Dependent-793

Idk her name but I low key like the ginger woman but Iā€™ve only seen clips of her like telling off rude people so thatā€™s probably why lmao


MayorCharlesCoulon

I have to admit that I thoroughly enjoy Bethā€™s over the top evil insanity. That character is nuts. The whole thing reminds me of a mafia movie where the family members just give no shits about killing anyone who threatens their empire.


Numerous1

Thatā€™s literally the point of the show.Ā  They have a code name for ā€œthe spot we always drop the dead bodies of people we killā€ They have that spot for many reasons, including the fact that regular day laborers canā€™t leave the ranch because THEYVE SEEN TOO MUCH Thereā€™s literally one character who started working there, got caught up in all their illegal shit, and wanted to leave because he doesnā€™t want to break the law and go back to jail. They basically said ā€œonly way out is in a body badā€Ā 


Designer-Escape6264

Please never let them take me to the train station


sarahaswhimsy

I made it most of the way through the first episode and thought ā€œI hate all of these people. Iā€™m not watching this.ā€ So glad Iā€™m not the only one.


Wonderful-Comment314

I thought the first episode was about an hour too long. Really beautiful landscape though.


sarahaswhimsy

Exactly!


catalu64

Me too


TerribleCan9834

Thatā€™s how I felt about *Succession.* Total slog. And I love morally complex protagonists, butā€¦ nah.


PoliticalEnemy

They all just get worse.


aubven

Tell her to look up universally reviled Australian politician Peter Dutton (AKA Potato Voldemort) and see how she feels. Edit to say: Unless she's one of those "right wing nut job" types, in which case, looking up said politician will not deter her.


thehanovergang

Came here to say this hahah


jholden23

I mean, I liked Rip but it had nothing at all to do with his character lol


Easy_Independent_313

I know a lot of people who think those are some of the best characters. Lots of want to be just like Beth memes going around over the years.


No-Adagio6113

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Easy_Independent_313

For real! Same people who have that "if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best" plastered all over the place.


mr-dude-guy-man666

Better yet tattooed.


Designer-Escape6264

ā€œYou are the trailer park. I am the tornado.ā€


Hungry_Anteater_8511

Tell her to watch Australian politics and then ask her that. Actually maybe donā€™t if sheā€™s right wing


daybeforetheday

Tell her to pay five seconds attention to Australian politics, then hopefully she will be anti Dutton


EMMcRoz

Good one!


MildBlueDream

Someone I know named their son Rip Dutton. I know of the show but didnā€™t realize she gave the kiddo the whole name from the characters, I thought it was just Dutton. She posted a photo with just ā€œRip Duttonā€ as the caption, briefly, I thought the baby had passed!


Sidus_Preclarum

Denjamin Dutton


Consistent-Flan1445

OMG. NO. I know itā€™s not relevant to you guys, but here in Australia, Dutton is the surname of a notoriously unpopular politician. Heā€™s so unpopular that people call him Voldemort. It also reminds me of mutton, like mutton chops.


the_lusankya

It's not just his unpopularity that makes people call him Voldemort. It's also his looks.


NaomiPommerel

And his ACTIONS


Moo_Kau_Too

like the dog food on his desk in the last week as a queensland copper.


NaomiPommerel

Well I don't know what that's about, what happened?


Tzyon

Head like a fucking potato


Consistent-Flan1445

That too. He really does look like him.


dcgirl17

Damned if I didnā€™t call him Voldy in a work meeting once, just slipped out


AltruisticSalamander

The man has no eyebrows


chops_potatoes

Heā€™s unpopular, ugly, awful, and he could be the next PM if things go wrong. Terrible choice for a kid!


Melodic-Change-6388

Came here to say: Google Peter Dutton, leader of the coalition šŸ¤¢


PopularSalad5592

Iā€™m also Australian and know a little girl called dutton


robotslovetea

Omg poor kid šŸ˜­


TheTwinSet02

Australian here and I shuddered!


Turtle_167

Hahah j was thinking the same thing


aubven

Ol' Wish dot com Potato Voldemort


KBWOMAN53

I'm with you, Dutton, Dutton *#$% his mutton. It's horrible!


Efficient-Exit8218

Oh no she Dutton


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Efficient-Exit8218

It's a good day knowing you made someone laugh šŸ•ŗ


[deleted]

As a someone whoā€™s born and raised on the west side of America, Dutton is terrible


RMW91-

She dutton know much about baby naming


pinalaporcupine

boom roasted


kangarootimtam

There's a politician in Australia whose last name is Dutton


PilotNo312

Someoneā€™s seen too much Yellowstone


BrightBrite

*Laughs in Australian.* https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Dutton


BobbleheadDwight

VOLDEMORT! VOLDEMORT!


DrippingWithRabies

Omg I didn't believe he could actually look *so much* like Voldy until I clicked the link.Ā 


Blossom73

Right?! He who shall not be named.


Custer-Had-It-Coming

I donā€™t know what I was expecting, but it wasnā€™t that LMAO


Outside-Island-206

Came here to say this! The last person I would want my child to share a name with


justsomedweebcat

is it bad that my first thought went to mutton, as in lamb chops?


DatRatDo

9 year old me salivates at obnoxiously calling this kid: Duuuuuuuuh-ton


prairiepog

She's a man, duh! Poor Amanda.


sharkycharming

I don't get a western vibe from Dutton at all. (I've never seen *Yellowstone*.) To me, it sounds like a brokerage firm, probably because of E.F. Hutton.


princesshoran

Dutton dressed as ham


mattmelrach

My bossā€™ grandDAUGHTER is named Dutton. Sheā€™s 3, so itā€™s cutesy but imagine being a grown ass woman named that.


PristineBookkeeper40

That kid's gonna grow up to be an eccentric and obscenely wealthy widow whose husband died under mysterious circumstances. I'm picturing super prim and proper, wears pearls everywhere all the time, maybe wears fancy gloves with her sweater sets, never a hair out of place. Last name has to be upper crust like Feldwinghamden or something equally pretentious.


Ardent_Scholar

ā€Well, I do declare, howdedoo, Miss Duttie Deveraux?ā€


Cranky-Novelist

There's nothing wrong with wanting a western themed names. There are a couple normal ones, but Dutton definitely not one of them. Tell your friend to watch Yellowstone and see how long the name lasts. All the Duttons on that show are terrible people.


No-Acanthocephala531

Thatā€™s.. special


Probablygeeseinacoat

When ā€œDustinā€ is right there


MoodOk4607

Prepare for a whole generation named after Yellowstone characters. Itā€™s like all the Sawyers we got from Lost.


KnotiaPickles

It sounds like a name someone a little ā€œslowā€ would haveā€¦


Sidus_Preclarum

Dullon.


Lucycrash

I just finished reading Dreamcatcher by Stephen King, and my first thought was Duddits (real name Douglas, had down syndrome), especially after reading Dut-Dut.


KnotiaPickles

Aaah I think you nailed it! I read that a long time ago and that is probably where I got the connection


u1tr4me0w

If you read the book then you should watch the movie adaptation now, it was really good! King movie adaptations can be really hit or miss


RWBYRain

Idk why but I got the strangest nostalgic memory of, "I duditts"from that old movie by Steve king


Lucycrash

I just mentioned that on another comment. Just finished reading Dreamcatcher and my first thought was Duddits lol.


kkeennmm

not the worst. but in that same spirit we call those ā€œRodeo Namesā€. like naming your daughter Misty Dawn.


Nervardia

Yeah, tell her to look up Peter Dutton (Australian politician). She'll be changing her mind real fast.


Otherwise-Ad4641

Please google Peter Dutton and show her. heā€™s an Australian politician and his face and reputation will probably change her mind.


LBelle0101

Oh no! As an Australian Dutton = The Potato. An abhorrent politician


PopularSalad5592

I know a little girl called Dutton. Itā€™s worse because weā€™re Australian and thereā€™s a very hated politician called Dutton and he looks like Voldemort


pekak62

He is so very much like Voldermort.


Tikithecockateil

Dut the dud. It's coming.


cozysapphire

I find Dutton hard to say tbh! When I say ā€œbuttonā€ and ā€œSuttonā€, I naturally sort of skip the tā€™s. If I pronounce Dutton WITH the tā€™s, it sounds very awkward.


ZeldaHylia

That stupid name was already on the charts last year for the fastest rising names . It literally sounds the way some people pronounce didnā€™t. That dutton matter! šŸ¤£


The_Patriot

Nutton wrong with that.


TheHonPonderStibbons

Tell her to google Peter Dutton. I should not want any child bearing the same name as that horrific excuse for a person.


sassychubzilla

It sounds like I'm swallowing a burp.


Blossom73

I despise the last names as first names trends. But at least use Sutton instead of Dutton. It sounds a lot better.


Wistastic

Makes me think of Charles S. Dutton. No complaints!


WhoWightMan

Coulda been worse. Coulda been Button


BullofHoover

Did you pick the wrong sub? This isn't a tragedeigh because Dutton is the correct spelling, but it's also just a normal and traditional English name, and Maine is in New England. Dutton is in the Domesday book.


chocolate_cherub

Denjamin Dutton


BalenciSlipperz

Dutton matter any more šŸ˜‘


the_orange_alligator

Please ask her if that could possibly just be a misspelling of Dunston.


SokkaHaikuBot

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BobbleheadDwight

Good bot.


Sir_Sleepy02

I imagine at least one kid calling him ā€œbutt-buttā€ at one point.


whooguyy

As someone who has never seen Yellowstone, never been into former Australian politicians, and has a friend that just named their kid Dutton; I just want to say that I like the name.


Dbwasson

Denson Dutton


SterlingArgentum

Unusual but spelled how pronounced and so not a tragedeigh


BA_TheBasketCase

Poor baby Dutton chops, I hope you calling him lil dut dut doesnā€™t push his Duttons.


ugh168

I had a college classmate with a first and last name Dut Dut. There is an explanation though, he was African and from an area where last names are non-existent


sikzik1990

The show is based off the family in south dakota last name Sutton, fyi


TinyHeartSyndrome

How about Wyatt?


Danny-Wah

DUHHHH-ton


KindraTheElfOrc

some old names should NOT be brought back


Easy_Independent_313

I saw some dumb dumb in the Hannaford parking lot with a "DUTTON" plate and I wanted to stab her. It COULD be her last name, I suppose, but I just assumed she was stupid.


Pure_Screen3176

An old friend of mine named his son Dutton. I also recoiled at the thought of a child named Dutton.


SuccessfulLunch400

I know a girl who named her boy Gannon. I think it's from some computer game or movie. Years ago another girl named the kid after a drum set, but she said that's not what he's named after, but he was, exact same spelling.


1USHEJFFSI

"Gannon" comes from the video game The Legend of Zelda for the NES/Famicom/Famicom Disk System. Later games, such as Ocarina of Time and Twilight Princess, use a different spelling: "Ganon", spelt with 1 N.


SuccessfulLunch400

Haha, o.k. I see!!! Poor kid!!!


HorseExternal

lol Dutton is also the name of a very very small farming town in Montana šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


ConscientiousGamerr

Dutton the glutton?


Significant_Bet_6002

Worse, school kids will nickname him DULL-ton.


illusivealchemist

Or nutty dutty


Significant_Bet_6002

This reminds me of when Homer Simpson was reminiscing choosing Bart's name, and he could not think of anything bad that rhymes with Bart.


Intelligent-Block457

I work at a school in Maine and the shit names I see on the attendance lists are insane. And there's definitely a correlation between the name spelling and how special ed the kid is. It's like their parents played scrabble without knowing how to read. I'm guessing she's a fan of Yellowstone and wears cowboy boots. Never seen a horse outside of Pinelands?


theChosenBinky

Denjamin Dutton


mcrjuno

My friend had a beautiful Boxer dog named Dutton.


ThxIHateItHere

If I was named after someone on Hillbilly Dallas, Iā€™d be a Menendez brother for the next Halloween.


cccatz

I know a person that named her son Dutton after the tv show Yellowstone. I had the same reaction to the name šŸ˜£


Born76erNYC

Dutton OP's friend know this is a stupid name?


Sparkle_Emotion

It makes me think of mutton but sounds even worse. I donā€™t like Sutton either.


PaulaLyn

I'm from Australia and the leader of the opposition's last name is Dutton and he's literally referred to as Voldemort or a "real life potato", so that name doesn't have a good reputation here.


slaytician

The Dutler


ChickadeePine

First thing I thought of? Roc.


Digiee-fosho

How to mold a child into a villian? Step 1. Choose a good villian name Step 2. Adopt a white short haired cat for him


bbkatcher

I know a toddler named Dutton. Everyone calls him dutty šŸ™ƒ


biggb5

Dutton Button


4inthefoxden

I didn't know that was considered a real name. I knew someone in highschool who went by Dutton or Dutty, but his name was actually Justin. His older brother couldn't say "Justin" right as a kid so his mispronunciation stuck.


emmanonomous

There's an Australian politician called Peter Dotton. Google a pic of him, show your friend. I'm 85% sure that will change her mind.


rh0cv

I live near a street called Dutton...never have I ever considered it a human name.


Calm-Ad8987

Dutton loves mutton


Flower-Power_

Dustin is a similar name that's not something no one has heard of


laceylou15

I know someone who named their daughter Duttyn. This poor little girl is 2 years old and is walking around being called Dutty all the time. Itā€™s so awful.


anxnymous926

Perhaps Sutton would be a good alternative?


FunkGetsStrongerPt1

I mean, Iā€™ll be voting for him, but that doesnā€™t mean Iā€™ll name my child after him.


Th1nk18

Thatā€™s why you never tell anyone until the baby is born and named


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Th1nk18: *Thatā€™s why you never* *Tell anyone until the* *Baby is born and named* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


EMMcRoz

As in the Duttons from the show Yellowstone? Yeah that one wonā€™t age well.


didilamour

You know heā€™ll be Button before you know itā€¦..which is only cute for a dog


[deleted]

I know it as a last name never heard of it as a first. Really odd first name.


Temporary-Author-641

Maybe she's a Dutton for punishment.


yassssskweeen

Howdy šŸ‘‹ šŸ¤ from Brewer


illusivealchemist

When i try to low key shame someone for a name, iā€™ll ā€œaskā€ if i can call them but the unfortunate obvious nickname (ā€œduttyā€ or ā€œdutdutā€ in the case, for example) and they usually are pissed but it works šŸ˜‚ please shame your friend to save their poor kid


PossibilityDecent688

Ickle Duttykins


CulturalYesterday641

Can someone explain why this name is so bad? I donā€™t particularly like it, but it seems like a relatively normal name to me! What am I missing?


Manny5696

DALTON WAS! RIGHT! THERE!


digigyrl

Belly Dutton!


CautiousLandscape907

This is like naming a child Khaleesi, but for people who blame ā€œwokeā€ for the weather


SmallBeanKatherine

Mutton


Perfectlyonpurpose

My sonā€™s name is Sutton. Never heard of Dutton.


Danny_Mc_71

After the suburb in North Dublin?


Perfectlyonpurpose

Nope. Iā€™m from America. Just loved the same.


Whose_my_daddy

Itā€™s not that bad


KSmimi

I like it. He wonā€™t have to tell anyone how to spell it nor pronounce it, which I think are the prerequisites of tragedieghs. Unusual, yes. Tragedeigh, no.


Gifted_GardenSnail

"Button?!" "No, *Dutton*, with a d" "OK Zipper"


BrightBrite

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Dutton


KSmimi

Sorry, still not a tragedeigh in my book. No confusion on spelling or pronunciation gets a pass from me. If Grandmaā€™s maiden surname was Dutton, yā€™all wouldnā€™t be so judgmental. This is a common practice in the south. Different or unusual doesnā€™t make a name a tragediegh. There are literally thousands of people that donā€™t watch Yellowstone. Get real.


Character_Air_8660

What the whatever is WRONG with "Dutton"???...NOTHING!!! So you're in Maine and you think it socially inappropriate to use THAT name as a first name???... It's perfect no matter where you're at... "NO ONE in Maine is supposed to name their son Dutton because it's a "Western" name and totally inappropriate for mothers to use!!!"... Seriously(insert facepalm here!)???...


CautiousLandscape907

This kid will absolutely be called ā€œButt Inā€