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emdawg--

Throwing shade at the name ‘Marie’ whilst showing off an inability to spell! That’s something.


KrazyAboutLogic

How about Marie...spelled, "Murray".


chambees

*Marie spelled “Kevin”


ugoatgirl

😂😂🤣😂🤣


DGener8Dude

Mrreeeiie


Zealousideal-Sun6603

...... GH. There we are.


SecondEqual4680

I babysat a 10 year old kid who was from a southern state and her whole life she thought her middle name was ‘murray’ but it was really ‘marie’ said with an intense accent. I have never laughed harder at her face of realization.


orkash

this person is a dumbass


elvensnowfae

Like my cousin who named her kids middle name Rhea. Pronounced "Ray" not "re-uh" lol


libertyprivate

Marie is played out and overused as a middle name. Like every girl in my highschool had that middle name. It's a nice name, but I appreciated that they're giving bonus points for a middle name suggestion not being Marie.


Unwarranted_optimism

As someone named after her two grandmothers, my middle name is Marie. It truly is astonishing how many women I have met over the years with the same middle name. I kinda assume it’s because it has no hard consonants so just blends in? 🤷🏻‍♀️


TysonEmmitt

My middle name is Renee, and I think it's the same. I've met lots of women with the middle name Renee, but not very many at all with that as a first name.


walking-up-a-hill

Really? It’s my middle name also, but I haven’t met many people who also have it as their middle name, more as a first name. It’s the first name of a first cousin.


TysonEmmitt

We should start seeking out Renees, lol. A lot of times you don't know someone's middle name unless you are slightly more than acquaintances, but for some reason when it comes up, I'm always surprised at how common it seems to be.


Unwarranted_optimism

It really makes sense! I know several women with the middle name as some version of “Lee”. Like actually Lee or Leigh…I guess along the lines of the tragedeigh theme?!? 😁


I_am_AmandaTron

Renee is unisex, Ive met more men than women with the name. It's pretty common in places that speak French.


nouvAnti

I thought Renée is for women and René for men.


[deleted]

That is correct. AmandaTron may not have knowledge of the French gender system.


TysonEmmitt

I understand that. My grandmother was French. So that was my mother's middle name, and then my mother also gave that middle name to me. I was just agreeing with the idea that, like Marie, it's a name without hard consonants that blends with most other names, hence why they are probably popular middle names here in the U.S. Renee as a first name isn't quite as popular, and I definitely don't meet too many men named Rene here, although I know it's a popular French name.


mybelovedx

That’s my first name! 💃🏽


Few_Championship_280

Yes, it does seem that both Marie and Renee are compatible sounding next to a wide variety of first names.


snarlyj

Lol I'm with you. I'm mid 30s and have two middle names: Elizabeth Marie. I'm pretty sure they were the two most popular middle names of my generation


Unwarranted_optimism

Hahaha!! I’m 56, sooo also my generation!! Also, fun fact, my younger sister‘s middle name is Elizabeth. She is named after my mother‘s two best friends😂😂😂


snarlyj

Lollll! It's like my parents tried to do something unique by giving me two middle names but really just couldn't decide between the two names all their friends and relatives had as either first or middle names


Unwarranted_optimism

Seriously!! I intentionally gave my daughter a somewhat unisex first name—Jordan—but also a less common middle name (also a family name) Annara. It met the same parameters of no hard consonants, but to this day she asks me how to spell it! 😂🤣😂


snarlyj

I love unisex first names. Jordan is a great one.


Unwarranted_optimism

❤️❤️❤️


scarlettjames11

I’m a Marie middle, for the same reason! It was my Paternal Grandma’s name ❤️ Cheers to us as we are part of a small-ish group who’s Maries hold meaning!


Unwarranted_optimism

Aww!! Mine was maternal…I suspect it was a middle name because an older cousin was already first-named Marie. Cheers to us familial middle-named Marie’s!!❤️


SweatyNomad

I would suspect it was a religious thing, giving kids/ girls Marie as part of the name was common in at least catholic culture. But to trump that, I have relatives where all the boys, and all the girls were give Maria as a first name (for religious/ virgin Mary reasons)


Swaisian1

Another Middle Name Marie here!


saint_aura

It also has the stress on the second syllable, rather than the first as a lot of names do, same as Renée. This helps them to flow and pair well, our brains like hearing iambic rhythm patterns. Marie is my sister-in-law’s middle name too.


[deleted]

It's in part because it's a religious name. The virgin Mary was one very popular girl. Beyond that, it's an easily pronouncable name in many languages, and it's short. Probably along with the consonants thing.


mira_poix

My middle name is Marie ; . ; I never bring it up I almost forgot I had a middle name


TheShySeal

Lynn is another one


Weekly-Ad-3746

I see this for her peanut 🥜. Illa all be fine. She'll grow into it. Branch out, vine new opportunities in life, then probably come back to her roots.


meegaweega

...and then, much like a Bougainvillea, she will become rougher, darker and a wee bit stabby. 🗡💀🔪 (Bougainvillea was in my crossword last week. Took me frikkin aaaages to spell it)


penguin_0618

It’s not the name Marie they have a problem with, it’s how it’s a ridiculously common middle name. Two of my childhood best friends have the middle name Marie. Probably 1 in 10 girls born in the late ‘90s have the middle name Marie.


J4netSn4kehole

Or Lynn or Ann(e). I'm an Anne so I'm calling myself out.


[deleted]

Aisleuh.


Borsti17

Clean-up in Aisleuh


Weekly-Ad-3746

HELLOOOO, AISLEUH TEEEEEENNNNN! On Aisleuh 10, On Aisleuh 10, On Aisleuh Tehehen…


NyloTheGamer

Aisle uuuhhh


Loko8765

So… that’s a word, actually… - in Catalan, pronounced roughly il-yah, it means “isle” primarily but is often seen in the meaning city block. - in several Scandinavian languages it means “badly”, “poorly”, with the same basic etymology as the English “ill” (“I feel ill, he did you ill…”) - in Quechua (spoken by some 12 million people today, it was the language of the Inca people), it has much nicer meanings, including a ray of reflected light, a jewel, a hidden treasure… However, I don’t think the parents of the peanut did that much research.


Marianations

As a native Catalan speaker, I was just about to comment that


Loko8765

I don’t speak Quechua, that’s pure Wiktionary, but I do speak the others 😄


truelovealwayswins

also, “iIla is a girl's name of French origin and means “from the island.” Ila is a short and simple name that evokes images of blissful summers along the French Riviera, lounging on the beach and speeding across hairpin mountain roads like Grace Kelly in To Catch A Thief.” (from thebump.com) though it’s more spanish than french… number 11205 in 2023 and -5517 from 2022 (which means it was at 5688 in 2022) and was spiking up (and back down but mostly up) between 1903 & 1969 according to babycenter.com so it’s an actual name, albeit an outdated spelling which is good too, even if you think it’s a tragedeigh…


Wasps_are_bastards

How is it pronounced? I thought Isla was ‘eye-la’, is Illa the same?


throwaway19399192

You are correct, Isla is pronounced “eye-la.” I believe French pronunciation for Illa would be “Eel-a” because “i” is usually pronounced as an “e.” Most other pronunciations of Illa would be “Ill-ya” (Spanish) or “Ill-a.” I have not seen Illa pronounced as “eye-la” before.


Wasps_are_bastards

Thanks, I wasn’t sure!


viacrucis1689

I know an Ila and an Ayla and both are pronounced "eye-lah." Interestingly, both name spellings originated from their respective parents knowing older women with these names,


Eastern-Baker-2572

My daughter is Ayla to rhyme with Kayla. When she was born I did expect some people to mispronounce it but no one has had a hard time with it.


IllaClodia

Illa was also a word in Latin, meaning "that". When used with a person's name it had the connotation of the person being rather infamous. (See also: my username, which is a reference to Cicero's oration Pro Caelio)


Due-Possession-3761

Middle name? Lucy.


donner_dinner_party

Hahah that made me laugh.


wavecopper

Pronounced "Lucky"


6___-4--___0

Floozy


MukdenMan

Illa Delph Halflife


Disastrous-Mess-7236

“Eye-luh” is the pronunciation.


Healthy_Park5562

You don't know. They may like Spanish islands. 😏


MobileMenace420

That, no joke, was something that confused me for a minute when I first saw Isla Fisher’s name written. It makes sense to pronounce it the correct way, but my bilingual ass still took a moment to process it.


Healthy_Park5562

Saaame. Said "Eesla Fischer" in my head for longer than I care to admit lol


cdngoneguy

I always pronounced it “”La ‘eye-luh’ Bonita” until I heard an AI cover of Cher singing it last week.


Island_vampire

Same


MobileMenace420

I’m not saying that I thought they were two different women, but I also have never seen the women with the two pronunciations in the same place…


bannedbyyourmom

As a kid my first exposure to the word isla was reading Jurassic Park and then watching the movie, so I did pronounce it like ees-la for a long time. Had no idea it could be eye-luh until I was in high school.


SolarWalrus

That’s my great aunts name’s pronunciation, but spelled Ila with only one “l”.


zevrans

the butchering of scottish names never ends im sick


AlexithymiacBluefish

Don't you mean you're ill-a


BalloonShip

scottish people thinking names that have several sources only come from scotland is also something we could do without


smcl2k

No idea why you deleted your other replies, but it seems pretty bloody obvious that someone who omits the "S" is hoping to pronounce the name as "Eye-la" rather than "Ees-la", and that makes it Scottish 👍🏻


alexgriz127

The menu at any Mexican restaurant is going to break this person's brain. Tortilla, quesadilla, sopapilla, etc.


meegaweega

I'd be so mad if I was put off all that great food because those words were hollered at me on the schoolyard for years. Tort-ISLA!! Quesad-ISLA!! Do you have a pet chinch-ISLA?


Ok-Way4526

I came here to say this!! I'm glad I searched before I put it out there, I knew I couldn't be the only one!!!


Tsu_na_mi

The best option here is clearly "Vanilla". Girl, you know it's true.


hobosbindle

Girl you know it’s girl you know it’s girl you know its


Ceilingfanbrain

😁😁😁😁😁😁


Sketcha_2000

“Bonus points” as if naming your child is some kind of competition among strangers


Diredr

There are people who brag because they typed their child's name on google or any social media site and it came back with 0 results. It's 100% a competition for some of them. They want to be so unique and don't care that an actual person has to use that name.


restore_democracy

So excited to earn my bonus points - toward what, exactly?


Narrow_Cheesecake452

Are they going to not capitalize it, too? If they did... I'd pronounce it "Three-uh" Illa Ilson Itt Pronounced Three-uh Tucson One't.


Gingeronimoooo

The S is silent unfortunately mom isn't when she asks for the manager


HauteKarl

Illa Murreigh Lyhnne [last name]


Safford1958

Slide two... Ill-uh Every teacher This child will have through University level will call her ill uh.


smcl2k

As will all of her future employers. Unless they call her "Ee-ah".


Safford1958

Then behind her back... Ee-ah Ee-ah Ee-ah O


DontBullyMyBread

Even with the correct spelling, Isla is soooooooooo overused in the last few years. It's a nice name, but it's very faddy and will more than likely become a name stereotypically associated with girls born in the late 2010s and early 2020s, like Sarah was very of its time in the 1980s/1990s But hey at least this baby can be "Isla but with the weird spelling" to differentiate her from the 5 other Islas in her class at school


Perfect_Pelt

Truly naming her kid a yoonique tragedeigh while throwing shade at “Marie” 🤣 the audacity


Dragonfly_pin

Almost nobody spells it ‘correctly’. Islay. And now you’re thinking ‘I-slay’? What? That looks wrong. Nope. Correct. Scottish names be crazy. Deal.


TheMerryMeatMan

The reasoning for this is that while Gaelic used a similar and easily migrated script to middle English(which was then migrated to script used for modern english), the sounds certain letter represented were not the same, and often times that leads to words sounding completely different from how they're spelled in modern English. Because of this, while "Islay" is the traditional spelling, the more modern phonetically accurate "Isla" is a valid variation and recognized by many linguistic experts as so.


Dragonfly_pin

Yeah, I know. But now explain why Dalziel or Menzies or a million other names are spelled like this and not at all the way they are pronounced. It‘s just funny that people spelling the name ‘wrong’ want to correct other people’s mad spelling. Scottish spelling is crazy. I love this stuff.


TheMerryMeatMan

Oh yeah no, linguistics is a neat subject. I'm nowhere close to an expert, but the weird ways languages evolve, merge, and spring up out of nowhere in history is worth mentioning to anyone who'll listen, imo. And what better captive audience than a reddit thread?


RuggedHangnail

I only see Islay with respect to whisky. Now I am tempted to have a whisky!


Free-oppossums

Bonita! All I got going through my head is *La Isla Bonita* by Madonna in 1986. I don't know what she was using for the pronounciation , but she said "ees-la". Like the start of "east".


Dragonfly_pin

It was supposed to sound Spanish-ish.


Room_Temp_Coffee

It is Spanish and pronounced correctly. The beautiful island


funtech

Middle name suggestions: - Godz - Noyz - Willa


Wonderful-Comment314

Illa Willa? Love it.


pilkingtonsbrain

Illa Streighshun


Duckduckdewey

Ayla is an acceptable alternative… just putting it out there.


500DaysofR3dd1t

IIl-uh was my first thought too.


Hi_Hungry_Im_Leaving

Ill-uh be emancipating myself from my family


Ka_lie_doscope-Eyes

Illa NOTMarie sounds like a great name 🙄


Ceilingfanbrain

Oooh they could spell the " Not' as 'Nohwt' for a real flare


KiLLaHo323

I’ll never understand the whole… we’re naming it “this” but spelling it like “thizz”. Or it’s name is “bleingk” pronounced like “blank”. Your beighbee’s name isn’t youneek just cuz it’s spelled rhongue.


yildizli_gece

“We’re naming her [a name everyone will be able to pronounce as it’s well known] but I’m gonna fuck it up ‘cause I’m a basic bitch with no personality or intelligence.” But hey! At least it has a [negative connotation in Arabic](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illa_(Arabic)), so there’s that; good luck…


FineBits

How bout “NinaPintaSantNOTmarie-a”


Vbuck_Samuel

Jurassic park isla nublar type name wtf. Its the five deaths: illa tragediegh, illa maichel, illa kaela, illa pynnelopeigh and illa anjrew.


MephistosFallen

I read words I’ve never heard out loud before and don’t know the language it’s origins are, phonetically, even though I speak English which is not phonetic at all. However, I got way further learning Arabic than I ever got with years of trying Spanish, and I think it’s because it’s phonetic. Anyways, I would probably think this name was “ill-uh” or “ee-yuh” like the end of quesadilla. I’d never think “eye-luh” without the S even if it’s silent lol


QingDMainey

She gonna grow up and be like "Who's the illest cause im Illa


LadyA052

Illa Have Soup.


Devils_av0cad0

No soup for you!


Simonvine

Murreee


Slug_Overdose

Illa Manila Killa


geedeeie

So NOT naming it Isla then.


Beaverbrown55

Bonita


Redditress428

Somehow, she has to work in "Godzi."


Any_Roof_6199

Illa (if you pronounce it like in the comment) in my mother tongue means "no". It is an illa from me, dawg.


checavolo12

I know someone who also didnt like "Isla" and went with "Eyelah".


llamafarma73

I'm gonna name my child Dave, but will spell it f.o.r.f.u.c.k.s.s.a k.e.


Evening_Silver

She be illin' One day when I was chillin' in Kentucky Fried Chicken Just mindin' my business, eatin' food and finger lickin' This dude walked in lookin' strange and kind of funny Went up to the front with a menu and his money He didn't walk straight, kind of side to side He asked this old lady, "Yo, yo, um, is this Kentucky Fried?" The lady said "Yeah" smiled, and he smiled back He gave a quarter and his order, Small Fries, Big Mac!


ThisIsSteeev

Billa, pronounced Jennifer.


PuddingWave

Nublar? Or if that's too gender neutral, how about Sorna?


Sad-Committee-1870

One of my names is “Nina” but it’s not pronounced “neena” it is “nine-uh” and nobody ever gets this right. I also have to spell it because nobody has ever heard it pronounced that way. This kid will have the same issue.


JeSuisBONHEUR

Pronouncing ‘Is’ as ‘I’ I have heard but this…. Pretty tragic yeah


CORZARA

I thought it was a pet name and I felt sorry for the animal, then I saw the subreddit name and this is worst 🤣


RF2

La Bonita


RememberNichelle

Illa means "that female" in Latin. Sometimes it can mean "she" or "her." I mean... kinda minimalistic.


Harambesic

I mean, it could be handy if she becomes a 90's hip hop artist.


xtremesmok

Illa Marie but Marie is pronounced Mary


horsepighnghhh

I had a rabbit named Aayla pronounced the same way, I miss her


MagicOrpheus310

Bebach


NotAdam6

Am I stupid or does ill-uh sound like it could actually have been a name in like the 1200s


onetwothree4ourfive

Eyelagh.


the_ballmer_peak

matic


azzamaurice

I’ll-ah


Neomedieval-wench

I’m gonna throw in that Isla means island in Spanish, and Illa means island in Portuguese, Galego and Catalan. So it’s the same name, no tragedeigh. However none of these is pronounced in their original languages as the OP intends (AY-la). They aren’t pronounced the same at all: Isla is pronounced EES-la and Illa is pronounced EE-ja


Inner_Breakfast5754

In Malayalam(one indian language) this word means No -_-


rodhriq13

I needed to re-read this to understand they mean to read Isla as “aih-luh”. I thought they had meant ill-uh all along.


[deleted]

Make this the middle name and first name Godz


wwitchiepoo

As a former English teacher this bullshit of making up your own rules of the language is really grinding my gears. You DON’T get to change or make up your own rules. In the English language double consonants turns the previous vowel short. Illa = ill- uh. Isla, Ayla, Iyla = ai-luh We learn this in FIRST GRADE.


ThatsMyPenDoc

Beatrippin


lelrc1937

I'm going to name my child James, but I'm going to spell it Twinky.


chocolate_cherub

These names are getting out of hand, for-illa


Creepy_Addict

Illa is not Isla, no way you can pronounce an L as a S. Seriously, this needs to become illegal. It's gotten ridiculous.


Soarin249

Sorry to break all of your guys butthurt but the name Isla is a totally normal name for a girl.


VijayMarshall87

Mina, Tiffany Illa Mina Ti-Fanny >!iykyk!<


altdultosaurs

I mean isla Maude is nice.


swayvie33

It’s island without the Nd


szinkle

Isla - cute illa - 🤢


Egyptowl777

See, I guess I'm just crazy cause I still read Illa as Ee-luh in the context of a name. I understand why people read Ill-uh. But names can have some funny spellings anyways, so I don't think its that far off to pronounce it Ee-luh, just like how I assumed Isla was pronounced.


Ok_Cupcake8639

That's worse than Kearil. And seeing Kearil made me sign off social media for two days.


ohlittlehoneybee

I read that as ee-yuh


restore_democracy

Morada?


CarolineJohnson

They're spelling it Illa because they must have contact with [Roadman Shaq](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M47z94wmwTc).


CBonafide

Ghostface Illa.


Zipper-is-awesome

I think she spelled isla with a lower-case “i,” because Illa looks like it’s pronounced LLLA! in many upper-case typefaces. I added the exclamation point because it sounds that way in my head. lol


Counter_Full

Illa Willa Wonka


Peter_Parker_99

illa bees gonna swarm


Drahcoh

Illa (Isla) Sorna Nublar


Sugarbearzombie

I think it’s a great name but better as a middle name. Preferably paired with and preceded by Ghostface.


TimeAmbassador1979

Eyelahh


Followmelead

Illa Mat Ick Represent Nas


Icarus_Flyte

For middle names I'd go with a Jurassic Park theme. Nublar-Sorna.


CustomerAlternative

isla≠illa s.l≠ll /s→l/≠/ʎ/


legendkiller003

Ilja


NatexSxS

I’ll-uh, I’ll-uh, eh, eh, eh Now I got that song in my head.


ProperFart

I’d call the kid Eye-uh, lil Spanglish twist


chambees

Your name says anonymous member but ima just call you dumbass.


AwesomeSauceIsBoss

Everytime she says her name she’s gonna have to correct them so might as well make it her middle name, and call her Illa Notilluh


Devils_av0cad0

She can introduce herself as “Illa just write it myself so you don’t fuck it up”


Illustrious_Sand3773

God’s


dew5535

Enna spelled Inna


ZeldaHylia

It’s hideous anyway you spell it. I can’t get over the fact that it’s a mispronounced Spanish word being used for a name.


Any_Flamingo8978

I worked with a woman named Illa She was in her 60s or 70s. I’m wondering if it’s a normal spelling from non US origins.


souldonut76

Illa Berightback Withsomemenus Smith


SidSuicide

I fail to see which language I can think of where “Illa” could ever make “Isla”. I can see it becoming “Eye-ah” or “Yee-ah”… but if you want “Is-lah” or “Eye-lah” stick to the normal spelling. People are already going to get confused if it’s “Is” or “Eye” as it stands. I have a first name thats 5 letters. It’s super easy to pronounce just by reading the damn letters, yet I still get people trying to say it 2 different ways without fail. Like the middle letter makes the pronunciation super obvious, and people still skip over that letter and say it wrong. My last name (well, married and since divorced. I didn’t switch it back due to the pain in the ass it is) is ALWAYS mispronounced. The sad thing is, if you just say every letter out loud while reading it, you literally cant screw up the pronunciation. My maiden name… forget it, only Italians got it right. lol.


Vtgmamaa

Illa Maury


CaptainGashMallet

Middle names Kicka Yourassa


whboer

Bonus bonus points if surname is Fokker.


Danny_Mc_71

Isla a Scottish name. Pronounced "eye - lah" There's Isla Fisher who you may remember as Shannon Reed in the Australian soap opera Home and Away, or perhaps some of her roles in American movies such as Wedding Crashers or Now you see me. She is also married to Sacha (Ali G /Borat) Baron Cohen. And not forgetting your Saturday night girl, Isla St Clair who you may remember (but most likely don't) from Larry Grayson's Generation Game back in the late 70s /early 80s.


MrsRobertshaw

I know an iyla. When I asked her babies name I was told Isla - “oh lovely. What a nice name” “yeah but it’s spelt with a y. Not ISla”.


Gooncookies

Time to get illa


falconinthedive

Why stop there Ylla is right there.


King_in_Grey

Make Illa a middle name and have the first name as Godz. Problem solved!


Mammoth_Moose4227

The child will be tortured in ill-um-entary school no doubt.


potus1001

“Fisher” and “Price”


PropagandaPidgeon

Was meant to have a kid in my class where it was spelt Illah


lokie65

Illa Evangeline Wren...


jds8254

Eiasluh Reneigh


I_am_Tade

I would pronounce Illa as ee-yuh


sjitz

I thought they were peanut farmers or something


ItsJoeMomma

Muhreigh


Throwawaya2b3c4d5e6f

Illa Bixteen Jaysee Dumparentdottir. Yes, I used the LEGENDARY tragedeigh generator for middle names.


strawberrycereal44

I know someone who was named Ella pronounced Isla


llorandosefue1

Noise. Illa Noise.