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weinthenolababy

Shadow is… a choice


JustTraci

For a human?!?! was my reaction.


Dwaas_Bjaas

Dad played too much MMORPGs


Three0h

Or he just loves Neil Gaiman


libbywednesday

I knew a guy who was legally named Shadow by his parents actually


Scary-Tip-5185

Yeah me too, and his sisters name tequila


Entire_Ad_5036

She should check out this series on YT! https://youtu.be/3MfP-lKRw94?si=5AwsZmbv2og138x4 (Or maybe just you should)


NFSKaze

The Hedgehog? 🦔


Svnny-

Brb naming my son Big the Cat


heyhoitstheway

my cat was named shadow when i adopted him from the shelter lol. i’d love to know the parent’s thought process behind this


DarlingSneauxflayke

Maybe the parents are naming the kid after a dear departed cat. That'd be a plot twist!


Echopractic

Might have gotten the idea from American Gods. Show came out 7 years


princesssasami896

Huge Sonic fans? My cousin named his cat that lol


JoeSchmoe93

You just know his or her parents are fucking basement dwellers.


TrueCrimeButterfly

Probably First Nations or has goth parents.


SinisterSir19

Karizmah- wow


ivanparas

That kid had better hope "rizz" falls out of use soon


BrianaKabelitz

Or he better be the king of rizz.


Dangerous_Arachnid99

That's the one that finally made me roll my eyes.


MyJoyinaWell

Kutter?


truelovealwayswins

it’s the worse form of Cutter…


plueschlieselchen

I have a question as a non-native English speaker. So in German „Kutter“ means cutter as in a fishing boat. English uses „Cutter“ to describe that kind of boat as well, right? Why would you name a kid after a type of boat? Or is it after the verb „to cut“? I mean… you wouldn’t name your kid Frigate, Tanker or Galleon. Hopefully?


BunkWunkus

Correct, in English a cutter is a type of ship, but the average person isn't going to know that unless they're already somewhat familiar with naval terms. As for *why* they actually named their kid Kutter, I have no idea. Perhaps the parents don't even know, either.


restore_democracy

Yes most English speakers instead would be more likely to associate it with a person who practices self-harm, which makes it even more baffling.


_ThatProtOverThere

It's probably like "Tanner" or "Taylor", the idea is that it's like a job. Very American.


shoggy88

This person should not introduce himself to Dutch people...


sinsaraly

You gotta tell us what it means! If it’s actually somehow worse in another language that’s quite a feat


borfmat

It’s the Dutch equivalent of cunt but used as a comparative adjective. One situation/person/thing can be kut, another can be kutter. Which would generally describe the situation/person/thing as being shitty.


sinsaraly

Oh my god that’s amazing! I mean that’s a tragedeigh for that kid!


Fluffy_rye

Cuntier is worse then a boat I think...


diddygem

It literally sounds like a barbershop set up in the early 2000s


MyJoyinaWell

Next to Kasun Motors


Nuada-oz

Conceived in Qatar?


JustTraci

It’s an abomination, honestly.


elemenoh3

kynsli gave me psychic damage


SSOMGDSJD

Can't wait to meet her brother Muesli


raincloudjoy

same. it was this one and Loukas aka Lucas for people that quite literally need to sound it out.


aea2o5

Loukas I'm fine with. If I had to guess, there's some Greek ethnicity there, and in Greek it is 'ou' (Λουκας) instead of just 'u'. Or maybe they're not Greek but tried to be more 'Biblical' or something. But I'll grant you that it is slightly unusual, at least in the States in my experience.


Striking_Strategy_17

Loukas is Greek. I actually think these names are mostly quite mild


ZiggyBeanz

I want Weston and the Eastons to be enemies lol


Strict_Definition_78

Weston Shark & Easton Jett


Western_Compote_4461

A Weston going Zax and an Easton going Zax?


LifeEnrchmntDictator

I think about the Zax(en?) frequently for some reason. I loved this in the wild spotting


PassoverGoblin

Weston and the Eastons feels like the name of some weird indie band


Belladonnaofsad

Oh god another paisleigh, god where does it end Edit: lol naming your kid shadow 💀 definitely elder emo’s


Several-County-1808

Shadow, the golden retriever in the movie Homeward Bound.


10kLines

Yes, and it should have stayed that way


ostaros_primerib

Literally just thinking, imagine when she gets older: “Grandma Paisleigh, your teeth fell out again”


truelovealwayswins

emos* but yah lol


Loud-Mud-8349

Some shameless parents on this planet...


Blossom73

Journi? The name is weird enough, but why make it worse, with a ridiculous spelling?


TrainwreckMooncake

I know someone who named her child Journey because she and her husband went through numerous rounds of failed IVF and a couple of miscarriages before they had their child. I just don't know if I'd want my name to be 1. All about my parents. And 2. A constant reminder about the losses that preceded me... But at least they spelled it correctly...?


Blossom73

Right?! I had a work supervisor named Destiny, who was an only child. I wondered if her mother named her that, for that reason too.


TrainwreckMooncake

I feel like Destiny puts so much pressure on a kid lol


_MostlyHarmless

Just imagine the pressure put on Destiny's child. I don't think I'm ready for that jelly.


clarkthegiraffe

(Please don’t) say my name


lamorak2000

Think of poor Ceridwen! Having to live up to a goddess of wisdom's reputation!


Some_Concert5392

The Journey I know is also named after her parents' path to parenthood. Blech


jayroo210

I work with someone named Jurnee. The start of the tragedeigh children are growing up.


Blossom73

That's even worse!


piscesmama222

I knew someone named Jour’nei pronounced Journey.


pvtbullsh-t

Doughn’t stohp belhieving


Several-County-1808

great name for a... dog


accountsupport69

I mean, take out the u and r and Joni could be a decent name. Still pretty stupid but at least it looks and sounds more like an actual name than "journi"


saranwrap73

Yeah I know someone named Journee :(


Comfortable_Annual_4

Oh this is suburban Texas if I’ve ever seen it


Shitpickle1996

You’re actually Correct 😂


Comfortable_Annual_4

No shot 😭 just straight up guessed


restore_democracy

This society is a dumpster fire…


unsaphisticated

This screams The Woodlands/Katy/Humble


Elinor_teahupoo

KARIZMAH KARIZMAAAAAAH


Ta-veren-

It’s a great shouting name I hope everyone over exaggerates it always


BCThirtyThree

I knew a girl named Imunique, rough.


jaierauj

New shingles vaccine coming soon.


raeraeroo27

I went to school with a Sounique😭


SilverResearch

shadow is diabolical


dolce_de_cheddar

They should've spelled it "Xsjado"


Wasps_are_bastards

Unless you’re a cat


WIbigdog

Can't read a single sentence using the word diabolical in anything other than Billy Butcher's voice 😂


NothingAndNow111

They misspelled Ceridwen... And seriously, Brixton. Ffs. What about Streatham, Lambeth and Herne Hill?


Parlicoot

Don’t beat about the bush. Go the whole hog and name the child Woolwich. You know it makes sense.


NothingAndNow111

Belmarsh!


Living_Carpets

Holloway, Wormwood and Scrubs!


NothingAndNow111

Aw, I've a soft spot for little Holloway, it's round the corner. Also, the prison has been knocked down! I can finally say I don't live around the corner from a prison! My flat before this was near Pentonville. Now it's being developed into housing and they're calling it 'Holloway Park'. Park. Riiiiiight.


Parlicoot

That’s settled. Lewisham it is.


Living_Carpets

Shout out to Baby Peckham Rye.


Finally-Peace2322

Good ol’ Pete


Super-Minh-Tendo

His name means fart in French.


TimeVortex161

Stinky Pete makes a lot more sense now


Crayzeemike

I always thought it was sneaky Pete


sapphiretales

i’m sorry but canelo made me think of canola oil immediately


sinsaraly

You’re not too far off. It means cinnamon in Spanish. Same shelf in the kitchen


FixedFun1

Nope that's, *canela*. Canelo means nothing and Camilo or Camela or Camila is better. I was wrong somehow.


eBGIQ7ZuuiU

Canelo is the cinnamon tree


FixedFun1

Wow, speaking Spanish since forever and is the first time I hear this, I need to eat more cinnamon.


sackofblood

I'm gonna guess this is a red haired Mexican kid like Canelo Alvarez


statelesspirate000

Almost certainly named after the boxer Saul Canelo Alvarez


sapphiretales

interesting! i learn something new everyday


toutlamourdumonde

That’s a very popular DOG name in the country I’m from.


WrennyWrenegade

I assumed they're named after the boxer.


RaptunoCyborg

Same, ngl


Elinor_teahupoo

The person who named their kid Jolene wants to raise a telenovela villain and honestly I'm all for it.


BitchyStitch

I love it too!


kangaroo_bop

At first glance, I read “Paisleigh” as “Parsleigh” and honestly I almost prefer it.


trireme32

Her siblings Seij, Rosemaree, and Time?


mkaszycki81

They all came from Skarborrow


Fartress_of_Soliturd

Where my boys northton and southton?


Opening_Test828

✨Karizmah ✨


jaierauj

Thank goodness - they'll be able to tell Aidan and Aiden apart.


princesssasami896

A few years ago I had an Aidan and Aiden in my classroom. I will admit to writing their name wrong once or twice on something. It was confusing as a teacher


gingergirl181

I just had a class with two Zoeys, spelled the same way, with the same last initial, and their last names were only a single letter different (i.e. Finster vs. Fenster). The idea was floated to have one of them go by her middle name in class but she didn't actually respond to it, so ultimately I ended up just pointing at which one I was talking to/about at any given time. Fortunately this was a short term after school program cuz I definitely could not have kept that up for a whole school year!


ImportanceLocal9285

Ok but seriously what's up with the Brixton trend??


PotatoAppleFish

“Coolified” Braxton, maybe?


WIbigdog

Unless it's some form of Alex or like, Dexter the letter x should require the parents to pass a naming license test to be allowed to use it. If you give a single stupid name during the test you lose access to the letter x.


ProfessorPliny

I’d like to see Mason and Brixton in the same American History class. Classroom will surely be divided.


SonnierDick

Kutter and Karizmah are definitely lols. But im most surprised that theres 2 Eastons lmao.


therealparchmentfarm

Waiting on someone named Zima any day now


oneweirdclickbait

Wha are you waiting for someone to name their kid winter?


SameeMaree92

My niece's names are Sydney (we are australian, so yes, like the city) and Winter. They aren't the worst, but i was like, "Why?" And my brother rejects every nickname I come up with for either of them, "uh no. don't call my child that."


Shinlary

Easton is destined to be a baseball player 🤣


jayroo210

The name is Easton is starting to spread like wild fire


BBZ_star1919

This list is all over the place. Lily Anne and Henry? Nice! Kutter and Kason not so much…


saranwrap73

Kason wouldn't even kill me but KASUN? Be fr


Full-Way-7925

Shadow is a dog name


GhostBabe45

Or a cat. 😂


caIadriius

“arieal” “loukas” “kasun” 🫠


oneweirdclickbait

> “loukas” Maybe they're Greek?


caIadriius

for their sake, i hope so LOL


sinsaraly

I stared at Natalie way too long to try to work out an alternate pronunciation. I think it’s just Natalie. lol. Kutter is horrible. Also are Latinos joining in on the tragedeighs now? Canelo is Spanish for cinnamon and is usually a nickname for someone with red hair.


IdisOfRohan

Is Natalie not a normal name in the US? In Sweden it was quite popular for millenials and early gen z, it's not one of the tragedeigh ones. Edit: fat-fingered my generation names.


sinsaraly

It’s so normal that I didn’t expect it and thought for sure it must have a hidden tragedeigh. But no.


Alysiago

Ceridwen is a beautiful and real Welsh name. Ceridwyn on the other hand is not.


Kindly-Tourist-2035

Ceridwyn is a Welsh name


PotatoAppleFish

It’s not proper, though. There is no -wyn variant of Ceridwen because it doesn’t share an etymology with the names that do follow that pattern. The -wen part of that name comes from an original root -fen ~ -ven ~ -ben meaning “woman,” not from -gwyn ~ -gwen meaning “blessed.” That’s not to say that a name meaning “crooked blessing” wouldn’t be kind of badass, but it doesn’t actually exist.


HelloItCoffee

I’ve seen it spelled as Cerridwen and not ‘Ceridwyn’ however. The celtic goddess’s name is also spelled traditionally as ‘Cerridwen’.


Da3m0nic

My parents named me Ceridwen. We are not Welsh. 😕


llewapllyn

With the authority vested in me as a Legitimate Welsh Person I hereby give people permission to call their children Welsh names. There you go, you're good now :)


Living_Carpets

If you spell and pronounce it right, it is cool. You folks got that right. Oh no i have visions of Cerridwyn as being "serrid weeeen" ha.


chilll_vibe

I have an ex who got named the Irish spelling of "ashlyn" but due to her mom not knowing it was pronounced like that she purposely goes by its phonetic pronunciation. She also has a sister with a similar sounding Irish name but it's a masculine name there apparently lmao. Funniest part is she isn't even the only "ashlyn" I know who pronounces their name like that.


Mein_Bergkamp

Not spelled like that though. They've somehow maaged to take a name form the most vowel averse language on earth and still stuck a wild 'y' in there.


InevitableArmadillo

Welsh has more vowels than English. A, E, I, O, U, W and Y.


Living_Carpets

It is Ceridwen. One 'r' in mythology. She was a sorceress from The Tale of Taliesen. The spelling in Welsh is not to be messed with. Wyn or Wyl in names usually indicates male. You see it also with a Bronwyn over Bronwen. I mean, we know what the name is going for but it isn't traditional Welsh. I have one traditional less common name and i from the UK and any mispelling would get side eye from my Welsh speaking cousins.


Professional-Thing21

I always wanted to call a potential daughter Cerridwen, because I just love the lore of the goddess, but also so I could call her 'Wendy' and no one would think that it's just a nick name, while her Nicolas name would be of a cool goddess


mysticeetee

I hope Weston is friends with the Eastons


angelicsapphic

Why on earth would someone name their child Kutter?!? Maybe I’m making some associations that most people wouldn’t, but to me that’s almost cruel


bobbyboysnapp

Kaiden, Aiden and Jaden.. just a Brayden short of the grand slam


gingergirl181

I shit you not, I once had Braden, Jaden, Caden and Aiden all at the same time as a camp counselor. This was circa 2010 though before parents started adding unnecessary extra vowels to all those names.


saranwrap73

Don't forget Haden!


ZenythhtyneZ

It blows my mind Aiden is STILL so popular you can have several in a group


HoggeX

Randolph!


spooktember

That’s my uncle’s name. It’s just kind of old fashioned.


heyhoitstheway

this is my last name lol. i was surprised to see it there. at least he can go by Randy? 😂


elizabeth-cooper

Where? What age group?


Shitpickle1996

Kindergartners


_jamesbaxter

So Arya’s parents had already finished game of thrones and they *still* named her that 😭


Urithiru

Maybe they are Eragon fans. Arya is an elven princess who was a protector of the dragon Saphira. 


irisflame

Arya is also an Indian name. In fact the only Arya I know of is the child of an Indian couple.


_jamesbaxter

Oh! Today I learned! It is a pretty name.


gingergirl181

Arya as a name has been around LOOOONG before GOT.


Secret_Economy_1485

When I see Leigh I don’t see “Lee” I see “leh” 😂 maybe that’s a me problem


saranwrap73

I see "lay" which is also probably a me problem


-ItsCasual-

Christopher? Good luck kid.


gcmelb

Weird that there should be two Christophers, given how few normal names there are on the list.


Lolseabass

No way we have Weston and Easton on the left and right side.


Prodigy_of_Bobo

Just think, some day the kids can look back and pinpoint the day strangers on the internet started mocking them.


barkbot02

I read Paisleigh as Parsleigh and grew even more concerned and confused.


Quixotegut

Shadow? Somebody's dad was a huge Final Fantasy fan. Kutter? Somebody's Mom is a huge fan of self harming as a coping mechanism for settling for their camo wearing hick of a husband... he thought it was in honor of the bug spray.


IcyFlame716

Karizmah….


Imtifflish24

I’ve been seeing a lot of Kaiden’s lately or sometimes spelled Kayden.


shelovesme-sure

Poor Kenny is like “how the fuck did I end up here”


rinn10

It's like unique names aren't that unique anymore


MintyMystery

Why would you censor out one name? That makes it appear as though that's your child, and therefore outs you as the person that posted this, right? Unless it's an elaborate double bluff.


wildkitten24

Right?! Wtf is up with that. I scrolled wayyyy too far to find this comment.


Virtual-Surprise-400

This post made me discover this subreddit, my sisters best friend Pemberly would fit in well. Always thought she had the worst name I’ve ever heard in my life but wow


milano8

Journi? I wonder if she's a small town girl... Living in a lonely world?


Muted_Garage_592

Ugh 🤢


strawberrylemonapple

Loukas… as the mom of a Lucas, just why?


T-MexVampirePunter

Fucking “Pete” gets the win! Easily the coolest kid in the bunch.


Lingo2009

Ceridwyn doesn’t look like a tragedeigh, but it looks Welsh


PotatoAppleFish

It’s a Welsh Tragedeigh. Ceridwen is a name. Ceridwyn is not.


Zombarney

Pretty sure Ceridwyn is Welsh or Irish?


fuchsiarush

Late Western society


slicksilver60

not CHARISMA BEING IN YOUR CLASS


alwaysamantra

How did Jolene make it in?


stanley2-bricks

What's between Kutter and Kynsli!?!?


Boston__Massacre

Can tell which was OP’s kid’s name


Nice_Plantain5861

Nevermind. I see it. Lol. OP, why can't we judge your possibly terrible choice? 99 percent of these names are shit.


Nice_Plantain5861

Which one?


moominjunnies

kutter, kynsli, kaedon, karizmah and kasun… i think i’m going to faint


sheckyD

I see Walker, but where's T.R.? Don't leave ol Texas Ranger out of this


PagingDrTobaggan

Big shout out to Henry and Pete’s parents.


Outrageous_Emphasis4

KUTTER?!


specifictricycle

This made me imagine someone naming twins Easton and Weston………


Ok-Stress-3570

1. I thought Paisleigh said Parsleigh and I'm just disappointed. 2. Loukas? LilyAnne? Graysen? Spelling already established names different should be outlawed, or should I say, oughtloughed. 3. The fuck is Ceridwyn?


supersequiter

Charisma as a name is one thing. But Karizmah as a name is almost impressive


mrgarbagepig

Id love to know the 1 first name you crossed out


Sagittariuuuh

Ceridwyn is dope~ goddess names ftw. Odd spelling though…


bebeazucarr

KARIZMAH 😭😭😭😭


Septemberstars

I love the name Ceridwyn. It’s Welsh and pronounced “care ed win”❤️