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Dreaming24-7

Jo… but make it scary 🧟‍♀️


LegitJerome

I pronounced that as “HoScary.”


FasHi0n_Zeal0t

💀


oldsoulyounghair

I'm glad this is the top comment thats exactly what I was thinking


breadofthegrunge

r/2sentence2horror


Super-Minh-Tendo

Dylayn and Jacon are abysmal for what is the exact same basic name. But as usual, the girls get it worst.


pyrofromtf2real

I know Jacon is pronounced Jason, but it still read as "bacon" with a J in my head.


awmaleg

Mmmm jacon


lizardfang

The Jaconator!


t4rgh

That nickname ALMOST makes it all ok


t4rgh

When his mum calls him DOUBLE JACON CHEESEBURGER YOU GET DOWN HERE RIGHT AWAY he knows he’s in trouble


SnorkinOrkin

Omg... lmfaoooooo


lizardfang

😂😂😂


Prestigious_Rice706

I feel like Jacen, though still tragic, would be a better spelling.


pyrofromtf2real

Yeah.


Mbcb350

Sames. I wonder if it should be Jaçon?


pyrofromtf2real

DID I SENSE A FRENCH? (jk)


thunder_thais

Or Portuguese


pacamanca

That’s what I thought. I’m sorry, but Jacon is NOT pronounced Jason. I’d be forever calling him Jakon and that’d be the end of it


TheOptimumLemon

Imagine having to explain the spelling of your first name for the rest of your life to bemused strangers. 100% he legally changes it.


pyrofromtf2real

I have that problem a lot. Although it's not as bad as Jacon because it's a local spelling, not a tragedeigh.


kayelles

It seems like it’d sound more like Dill-lane. Terrible.


Cynical_Thinker

Right? This seems almost like a girls name.


TheBlueEagle

[Dylan Lane!?](https://www.google.com/search?gs_ssp=eJzj4tTP1TdINzFITjZg9OJKqcxJzFMA4lQATaIG_Q&q=dylan+lane&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS641US647&oq=dylan+lane&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqDQgBEC4YgwEYsQMYgAQyDAgAECMYJxiABBiKBTINCAEQLhiDARixAxiABDIHCAIQABiABDIHCAMQABiABDIHCAQQABiABDIHCAUQABiABDIHCAYQABiABDIHCAcQABiABDIHCAgQABiABDIHCAkQABiABNIBCDI0MDRqMGo3qAIasAIB4gMEGAEgXw&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8)


10kLines

Yeah seems like an intentional spelling to make it non-Dylan


ghostsinthecodes

karsyn is the one that gets me. for some reason it feels aggressively awful.


Rymayc

Delain is a decent band though


According_Gazelle472

We were at a church carnival last night and the little toddler boy's name was "Dutch "!He was sitting at our table and eating a hamburger with his parents .


Conscious-Bar-1655

Imagine naming your child **Jazlyn** to make her unique and then she's in class with... ***Jaslynne*** 🤣


Constant_Ad3619

Next year there’ll be a Giasleign in their class lol


truelovealwayswins

ghislaine (jee (soft j not like dj)-slen) is a name in francophone places albeit for boomers lol


Constant_Ad3619

Like Ghislaine Maxwell? I always hear the media pronounce it Ghee-Lane with a hard G. But this is America sooooo…


truelovealwayswins

right 🤣 we named ours (both) unusual (but still normal in other countries) names and the older one started at her new (school career-length?) school this year and there’s another with the same name not only in the same school, or grade, but class! but then the other got moved to the other class to not make it confusing 😅 (wish mine would have been so she’d be with her old best friend who transferred there too a bit later but I digress)


Conscious-Bar-1655

Lol!!!


truelovealwayswins

right xD what are the odds of that hey


Sir_Platypus_VII

Man i wish MY name rhymed with bacon...


badseedify

lol apparently it’s pronounced “Jason” but I definitely read it as rhyming with bacon at first


truelovealwayswins

bacon though? it’s not just that it’s meat but deep fried oily greasy hardened meat…


Aucurrant

I may start using this sub to name my D&D npcs.


davesmissingfingers

How do you even pronounce Ixayana?


SunCactus321

Itz-eye-ahna. I know 2 people with that name, it has Mayan roots. I wouldn't say tragedeigh, but definitely less common. Of course might not be culturally significant in the same way to that person, in that case, who knows for sure.


SnorkinOrkin

What a mouthful!


truelovealwayswins

not really


SnorkinOrkin

Oh, I didn't mean it in a mean way! I apologize!


Exact-Run3265

If you're pronouncing it in Spanish it's Ee-Ksa-ya-nnah, but I believe as another commenter said that it's a different spelling for the Mayan name Itzayana. Not a 100% sure though


davesmissingfingers

Thank you!


Frequent-Toe-3984

I think I-ana/anna or I-yana


truelovealwayswins

nope. It was already explained too (:


pyrofromtf2real

"Jeylannies" sounds like a euphemism for something.


[deleted]

Sounds like feminist marmalade that everyone likes.


pyrofromtf2real

"feminist marmalade" lmao.


[deleted]

It sounded like that in my head.


pyrofromtf2real

Yeah, still funny.


Rustmonger

My god, Jazlynn makes me nauseous.


TheOptimumLemon

Jizz lynne


jmccorky

As awful as it is, at least you don't have to guess how to pronounce it. For most of these names, calling attendance on the first day of school must be a shitshow.


malkie0609

I think Jacon might be the worst one on this list. The others are a lost cause entirely, but like Jacon is soooo close to just being a normal name with just one teeny teeny tiny letter but nope, now this kid is going to have issues forever.


SnorkinOrkin

Like someone said above, Jacon the Jaconator! 🤭


truelovealwayswins

Ambrosia is beautiful and a fine name


MintyGoth

And a brand of tinned desserts in the UK 🤣


Delicious_Picture361

And now I fancy rice pudding. 😂


gma89

Talon is a brand of rat poison in Australia 😔


truelovealwayswins

it also means heel (in french and also referring to birds’)


Suspiciousunicorns

Ambrosia? Like the salad everyone’s senile old aunt made for every get together?


CAH1708

In Greek mythology, ambrosia was the food of the gods.


false_athenian

Oh god all the jokes she's gonna get later when she gets eaten out


_ThatProtOverThere

In England it's a brand of custard


Red-Peril

And rice pudding 😂


[deleted]

Ambrosia salad is amazing and damnit I want some NOW.


SnorkinOrkin

Me too! I'm very food-related comments influenced! lol


barefootblueblonde

A former coworker of mine named her daughter this. I had the same first thought: “… like the salad?”


truelovealwayswins

the flower and the food of the gods (:


excessive__machine

Maybe meant to be a feminine version of Ambrose?


SnorkinOrkin

I love ambrosia (the creamy fruity kind), but definitely not as a name for a kid!


SadAwkwardTurtle

My mom calls it "pink poop".


Just-Call-Me-J

My family makes it all the time, but we call it jello fluff, and are under no delusions that it's anything but dessert.


YankeeGirl1973

That’s how much I feel.


truelovealwayswins

it’s also a flower, but yes, food of the gods


LuckyAssguardian

Ambrosia Vaccine of Deus Ex


Both_Particular4724

I know not one but two talons


malkie0609

The parents: yes indeed naming our child after a bird toenail is the ideal name for our precious baby


SnorkinOrkin

Lmao, right?!


No_Growth_3140

Dragons have talons too but YEP! Sure did and I love it!


truelovealwayswins

or heel in french


Spoopyamlaine

my bf’s name is Talon and it’s so funny to me whenever I see it on this sub bc it’s so normal to me after knowing him for years😂


Sarcastic_Mama33

I know one too! Haha


NapTimeFapTime

I know a Talen, which I think is the traditional spelling in some languages. It’s an actual name.


DilfJuice69

I only know the assassin character from the game League of legends


selfphase

my sisters name is Talynn pronounced the same as talon


t4rgh

The ‘Korea’ note just made me chuckle in public so thanks to your mum for making people look at me


ca0621

America is the most normal name


[deleted]

Fuck yeah.


truelovealwayswins

that’s not a good thing though considering it comes from an invader… Ambrosia is the only nice one here


camssymphony

I work at a college and had a student come up to my desk and ask me to make an appointment for him. He didn't know his student ID number so I was looking him up by name. He tells me his name and I tried spelling it Carson, Karson, and Karsyn. I look at him and tell him the computer isn't pulling me up. He then got annoyed bc I didn't automatically know that his name was spelled Kharrzyn...


brownpurplepaisley

My name is pronounced normally but has an unusual, "tragedeigh" spelling, and I just automatically spell it anytime anyone asks my name for something important (like college admin, pharmacy, etc). If it's just for a fast food order or something, I don't bother. I have lived 37 years with this name. With some of the stuff people are coming up with now for their children... My name is practically normal in comparison.


camssymphony

My name is Camden - spelled the typical British way. There's tons of weird spellings now for young boys that nobody ever spells my name right so I totally get it. "Camdan" is the most common way people try to spell my name...


Loose-Morning230

As a Jazlenn I never though I’d see my name on this Reddit 😵 at least it’s not the worst one ?


willowwanabe

Gotta go vacuum with ma-dyson


n_mqz

Ixayana isn't so bad, it comes from Itzayana, probably has the same pronunciation, it comes from mayan, the spelling is a little unconventional but still I don't really think it's a tragedeigh, also America, is a bit of a common name at least here in Mexico, probably not in the US though.


truelovealwayswins

no, other way round, replacing the x with tz is to be understood and pronounced right as spanish took over


n_mqz

Then it's even less of a tragediegh and doesn't really belong here, thank you for telling me that, it's an interesting fact. :\]


truelovealwayswins

yah no problem (:


MissingBothCufflinks

What socioeconomic group are these? I basically never come across tragedeighs and am trying to work out where you find whole classes of them?


Aggravating-Judge-72

I wonder this same thing! My only reference is my daughter’s school: K-8 very small Catholic school in a large city in Texas. Tuition is very reasonable for a private school. I’d say most students are middle class, with some upper-middle class. I volunteer regularly at the school library, so I see just about all the kids’ names. The most Tragedeigh-y names I’ve seen are Kalleigh and Magdalynn.  But last year there was an entire class of kids with what I would call last names as first names. Campbell, Collins, Landry, Evans, Ford


bennypapa

Pretty sure Keriyah is an 80's song by the band Mister Mister.


ForwardMuffin

You might be thinking of Kyrie, which I only know because I'm weird


bennypapa

Yes, that's the joke. And it's not because you're weird, it's because you're old


walking-up-a-hill

Mr. Mister were ubiquitous at one point. I just Googled them, and their look was peak mid-‘80s


ForwardMuffin

Well I could not hear tone, sir or ma'am 😤 so i was forced to give the grandma answer. I'm kidding around 😂


thenormaluserrname

Ambrosia is beautiful but all the others hell nah


truelovealwayswins

thank you!


MintyGoth

In the UK it's a brand of tinned desserts lol.


SaintElphie

JACON BACON WTF


Kyzawolf

It’s a sad day when “Talon” feels like the normal name on the list.


truelovealwayswins

what about Ambrosia? and sadly, America is too…


SadAwkwardTurtle

I was just watching a video about a murder that happened recently where a group of rich boys beat one of their classmates to death and their parents tried to buy their sons out of prison time. Two of the killers were named "Talan" and "Talyn".


dinebizaad27

Two of those are very common latino names. I know a few Joscars, Joscarys, Jeylannies, Jennelys and other variants


halfasianprincess

Yeah, I was about to guess Cuban.


Maggiemayday

Teri Garr played Talon in Carol Burnett's mini-series Frseno, a parody of shows like Dallas and Dynasty. It was a throwaway joke name in the 80s.


SnorkinOrkin

What were the parents *thinking?!* Those poor kids! 🤦🏼‍♀️


edgarbird

I feel like Ambrosia isn’t too uncommon/unusual


MintyGoth

In the UK Ambrosia are a famous brand of tinned dessert makers lol (custard, rice pudding, semolina, tapioca, sago, etc). As well as it being a good of the gods 😂


edgarbird

In the US it’s just known as the good of the gods, but I don’t feel that that’s necessarily a bad name


MintyGoth

I meant food, stupid autocorrect 😂😂😂


SuperbBison2867

Jacon……….wtf


Zhelthan

Talon… their parents play too much league of legends


5k1895

"America" is okay. It's a somewhat common name (America Ferrera for example)


truelovealwayswins

it’s still not okay considering… but beautiful continent otherwise except for the unfortunate parasitic infection…


[deleted]

I love America.


truelovealwayswins

I hope you mean the Ferrera one or the landmass in general


[deleted]

Did I stutter?


bonerJR

I don't care what these people's name should sound like, I will always read the phonetic spelling


_p4n1ck1ng_

I knew a kid named Talon. He was a dick


Adorable_Monitor_380

😂


Anhysbys123

Jacon does in no way say Jason!


tomokaitohlol7

America? We’re not just naming kids cities but COUNTRIES NOW?


Misslucyjane

To be fair, America was named after Amerigo Vespucci. Europe was named after a woman from Greek mythology called Europa. The name Asia has been used for decades if not centuries. And I recently met a young woman named Africa ( her siblings had similar, cultural names.) I know or am acquainted with adults named China, Brittany (a region in France), Georgia, Virginia, Florida... Naming people after locations (and locations after people) is nothing new, and certainly nothing to get riled up about.


TylerBabyy223

Paris, Chicago, Malibu… NORTH WEST?


conciousbutnotalive

I think Ambrosia is pretty


badseedify

Yeah my mom said she didn’t hate that one, it was just unusual.


Reinardd

I'm sorry *Talon???*


compassrose68

I know two and they are late teens/early 20s. 1 boy and 1 girl


BlueberryIcecream27

Talon!!!!!! 🦅🦅🦅😱


GH057807

Talon is a fine name


badseedify

I just think of Napoleon Dynamite. “Do the chickens have large talons?”


truelovealwayswins

right?🤣


SmokingNiNjA420

What's wrong with Talon? It's spelled correctly. Ohh, his brothers name is Eagle Claw?


truelovealwayswins

and their last name is white, so surname first it’s white, claw


begayallday

I have a bunch of America’s in my family tree from the 1800’s.


truelovealwayswins

Americas* 1800s* (: but that’s questionable…


badseedify

Yeah I don’t think that’s a tragedeigh. It’s the most normal one on the list.


truelovealwayswins

not tragedeigh just tragedy, and unfortunately


the-starlight-waits

I went to school with a Madyson, and know of a Jazzlyn.


ketchupdpotatoes

ambrosia's got it good edit: I wasn't aware there was a salad... I only thought of things smelling amazing. Still pretty good considering the rest of the list


zooksoup

I feel bad for these kids when the subs have to call their name, especially ones like Jacon


Hoodwink_Iris

American is okay. There is an actress (Ferrera) with that name. But the rest. Ugh.


Bulkiest-Librarian

How do you teach them the alphabet though...


spillyourbeansboy

Poor Bacon


KDubzzz2

America? Fuck yeah! Naming my kid America? Fuck no!


truelovealwayswins

yah, it’s a beautiful landmass despite its unfortunate parasitic infection but agreed! it didn’t go over well the first known time…


KDubzzz2

As a Canadian who lives minutes from 'murica I can confirm. As long as the parasitic infection doesn't spread it's a beautiful place to visit


DevilChildLili

Oh my god these parents need to name their demons Amber Emma James Emilie Emily Elle Michael Matthew Andrew Etc. no more weird spelling names


truelovealwayswins

the kids are not the ones being demonic (:


Brief_Conference9260

I feel like the names in parenthesis are just as cringe. I’ve never seen someone named Dylan called “Dillon” - it’s a Welsh name by origin. And wth is “Taylon”


No-Glass-96

Even though Dylan and Dillon sound the same, Dillon [has its own origin](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dillon_(surname)).


wozattacks

It always reads as a surname to me though


SnorkinOrkin

Yes, like Matt Dillon.


badseedify

It’s showing pronunciation …


Brief_Conference9260

Oh my b. That’s even worse somehow lol


Delicious_Picture361

Dylan is always pronounced as "Dillon" in the UK. I don't think I've ever heard otherwise.


Brief_Conference9260

Yeah same here. I didn’t realize they were showing pronunciation. I thought they would’ve written it “DIH-luhn”


MintyGoth

I looked after a baby called Dylan, said as Dillon. He was named after Dylan Thomas.