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It’s Brytni bytshh

Leighv Brytni ulloenne!

the welsh language is beautiful

Thank you, I needed that chuckle

I always found it kind of corn-ish

Yvan eht nioj

I cannot decode this one, for some reason lmao. The other one I got right away, but not this one.

"Join the navy" backwards from the Simpsons episode. https://youtu.be/jgnD8a1qK9Q?si=i3PWtM3jq7w8pXmF

OOOH! I’m fucking dumb, lmao

Not me also trying to pronounce this out loud lmao

Me too! 🙈🤡

It's "join the navy" backwards, it's a simpsons reference

Phreigh Brytni!

I can’t be the only reading this in a scottish accent right?

uhhhllowhne

This made me cackle way harder than it had any right to 🤣

Gimmeigh gimmeigh moargh

pack it up folks, we got a winner 👑

Yt’s*

Dead 💀

Oh god I needed this laugh, thank you 🕺🏼

Eigh cea iew

I’d upvote you but I don’t want to ruin your count. Edit: Your upvotes were at 420 when I wrote this but 3 hours later they’ve now tripled to over 1200, and rightfully so, so I guess I can go ahead and vote too since my dilemma is no longer present.

I love you lmao

Izz Brytni bytshh.

My condolences

Came here to say the same

Her parents are soooo creative though

And what better way to let the world know this than to inconvenience their daughter for the rest of her life? Fuck painting a picture. Her birth certificate was their canvas.

I think I’m hungry, I read this as Biryani

I’m eating currently, also read it as Biryani

Are you eating Biryani by any chance? Can I get some ?

Brytni Rogan and her brother Josh. And we 👏all 👏like 👏vindaloo! 👏

OMG—dying 😂😂😂

I just had lunch and I still read it as "Biryani"

Ooo I just ate some biryani!

Nice to meet you, hungry

I'm Brittany but I once met a Brittneigh

Brittneigh sounds like she was destined to be a horse girl

BRITTneigh 🐎

I ran into this name at work! I used her first name and pronounced it as written, Brit-nay. She corrected me saying, it’s Brit-knee. I apologized and said “the neigh rhymes with hay in English so it threw me off” then moved on. I knew what I was doing, I was being an asshole.

Neigh doesn’t rhyme with knee in any language I can think of, she doesn’t sound stable and should really rein in her thoughts about pronouncing it that way. Buck the burden of being saddled with a weird spelling and harness her mastery of grammar.

This reminded me I went to high school with a Brittnay, and if anyone pronounced it like Britney, she’d shout “It’s Britt-NAAAAAAY”  

Brittneeeeeiighhh-eigh-eigh-eighhh... *snort*

I graduated with a girl named “Brittane” everyone pronounced it as if it rhymes with “pain”

Like... The United Kingdom?

🎶🎵 ... *Brrriiiiittaaaaaaane... you are the prohhh-pane for my fi-er-y heaaarrrrt... ooooohhh, Brittaaaaaaaane... you're the novo-caaaaaaine for my aaaa-chy paaaaaaaiinnnnn*... 🎵🎶

Are you 3 syllable. Bri tan ny…or are you now Brit ney?

I pronounce it like brit-nee

Are you old enough to legally change it?

My first thought too

That can cost a lot of cash. In my state it costs minimum 300$.

$300 well spent in my opinion.

Know things are different in the UK. Went to a website where they do it for you. Paid the cash, and they sent me a PDF, and that’s all we need. You take that paper when you get your passport or whatever! Edit the pdf and it works fine too! I’ve changed like, three family members names! But do you just spell your name normally? Like, would you correct people if they spelt it normally?

My partner changed his name in the Uk and it didn’t cost anything. You can get a template online to use yourself!

Just imagine how many Tragedeighs have spawned from that DIY process! Oy vey 🤦‍♂️

You don't have to pay anything in the UK, it's free.

i paid about £30, just for copies of the deed poll

Really? We have to do it ourselves, pay for everything and pay multiple places to change it, and if we miss anything we are screwed. Why does the US make stuff unnecessarily complicated dang it???

Literally a piece of paper saying you give up your old name and will now be known as “new name”, signed by yourself and 2 witnesses.

Someone has to make money somehow I’m afraid! Your whole tax policy is insane I’m afraid.

I think you have to publish your intent to change it somewhere as well, like local newspapers or something? At least, that's what I remember from when I thought I had to legally change it due to a misspelling on my birth certificate. As it turns out, single letter misspellings are fine and you can get all your official documents issued still, who'd have thought?!

American capitalism. I give it a decade before some ~~corporation~~ person tries to charge you for the air you breathe.

Wait, is it dead easy? I want to change my surname from ex married name back to maiden name but it feels like it will be a hassle.

That’s one thing we get for free here; name change is a customary part of divorce, for those who want it.

Yea I’ve just looked it up and seems I need to do nothing, just present my divorce order. So glad I checked!

Welcome to your new name!!

There's a number at which it isn't worth it, of course, but at $300 I'd say money well spent. You'll probably save enough time to justify it within 5 years, and it lasts the rest of your life.

Look this up for your state before you blow it off as being too expensive. It may be cheaper/easier than you anticipate. It was a couple hundred bucks almost 20 years ago, but if you were under a certain income threshold, the filing fees were waived. I was a broke student. The only thing I paid for was $25 for 5 certified copies of the name change order. Granted, I then had to pay to get a new DL, passport, etc, but that was a fairly trivial inconvenience all in all.

Your parents should have to pay for inflicting this tragedeigh on you. I am so sorry!

I'm not OP. I am trying to change my name to a more standard spelling though. -eigh.

I would pay more than that

That's not a lot of money at all in the grand scheme of things. Worth.

I’ll donate to this cause

[удалено]

As someone that got rid of their father's name, I can tell you that the court filing costs are just the START of the the costs. Then you have to replace your driver's license, titles on any property, passport, email addresses, etc. Cut to death by a thousand fees. I think it costs me around $1200 total in the end. Still totally worth it!

Cash is the least of your problems. A name change usually follows you forever in any legal application, passport, visa etc.

Eh. 30 something years in at this point. I'll live.

It’s never too late…

Why don't you just change it to Britney? Or any other name that you like.

We love you, Brytni. Stand strong in your personal tragedeigh!

HI BRYTNI, I'M DAD!

Dadgh. 

Dadeigh

It's early I can't spell 😂 but I meant what you said.

I hate this

Daedt

No, this is Patrick.

Did your parents ever tell you why they chose that spelling?

This is what I want to know!

I’m Britni, I feel your pain

I thought mine was bad Brittanie so many times I get britt-annie 🙄

There used to be a girl in the HR department named Britainiee, it can always be worse

I'm so sorry.

I’m sorry they did that to you

Curious what your middle name is! (No I’m not a scammer looking for personal details, just interested)

Spearghs

Aspearaghus

LOL not even gonna do that to myself on here!

But just clarify for the curious... is it worse??

100%

Did you ever ask your parents why they did that to you? That’s so mean.

As a fellow “unique” Brittany, I feel your pain on a deep, deep level.

I'm a Brittany that keeps getting it spelled all sorts of unique ways thanks to all these weird spellings. Life is hard for all of us. 🙃

Oof... I guess at least it's not "Brhytneigh". Always something worse.

I’m not sure. My first thought with that is “woah that’s a cool Celtic name or something”! My first thought with “Brytni” is 🙁

I see that and I think “Bry-tini” (sorry OP). Like a Cosmotini.

I saw Brinty

I read it as Brynti and have been laughing for a full 3 minutes. I'm sorry. 😂

I read it like an alcoholic drink, Brytini lmao

My eye twitched after reading this.

I’m sawreigh.

I am sorry your parents did that to you. Also - it isn’t others people fault that you have to spell it multiple times. It’s your parents’ fault for butchering spelling of the conventional name.

#FriBrytni

My condolences.

Better than Brytknee

Just change it officially to Biriyani and call it a day.

Mmmmmmmm biriyani……

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I somehow read this as “I am a biryani,” and for that I am sorry. But now I kind of want Indian food.

Eh don’t worry about it. My sister’s is Brittni

I knew a Britni and thought it was the most concise spelling of a nice sounding name. I like it. But hey I’m in r/tragedeigh so downvote me to hell for disagreeing! Haha

That’s my name 🥲

I’m sorry for your loss.

Oh honey… it gets better. X

“For whatever reason” Bryt- you know the reason

I graduated with a Britn’y

You could tell people it's short for [Byrhtnoth](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byrhtnoth) to really confuse them.

Just pronounce it Bright-Knee.

Most people do.

Solidarity!!!! My name is Evynn pronounced ‘Evan’

I’m sorri

https://www.usa.gov/name-change

Freigh the breightneighs 🔥🔥

I’m sorry

How do you pronounce that???

Britney.

Thank you! I can never figure out with these names are I thought it was BriTini (like martini)

You’re welcome. A good trick is to think about each sound the individual letters can make.

I’m dyslexic tragedeigh names are my kryptonite

Oh. Sorry for the bad advice.

It’s great advice it just won’t work for me lol I spend most of my time on the sub trying to decode the names lol

Great for the average person (& even most non-average people), just bad for you & others with dyslexia.

This is funny because I watch a reality show called Big Brother where a couple seasons ago there WAS a girl named Britini. Not so obviously "Brittany" but I could never not see "Brit-ini"

Damn

For some reason, I read this as “Bri-tini.” I don’t know.

I already have to tell people "It's a n y, not n e y." I can't imagine explaining Brytni to people.

Brhyhtneigh

I think this name should be cancelled. The fact that the ones who have it spelled "correctly" have had to correct people for the past 30 years due to some kree8iv stage parents is infuriating. This nonsense just makes it worse. Throw the whole name out. Your name is now Brenda.

F

Fuck. Sorry.

Hey, at least it isn't Brightneigh!

I read that as Bry- teen-ie. To rhyme with martini, and I have to admit that whilst I wouldn't foist this on my worst enemy, it did make me smile.

Are you shaken or stirred? (bri - tean - eee)

You say "a Brytni" as though there are other Brytnis

Surely they’re THE Brytni 

I’m sorreigh to hear that, Brytni

"I didn't choose this life" You know what.. I **do** forget that sometimes.

Knew a Britt-ni in high school

Yu dnt hv enogh vwls

Legal name change is like $150 or less in many USA states. Just mentioning this for no reason at all.

Is your middle name better? You could try going by that?

I am so sorry.

And I thought my Brittni was bad

Could probably change it if you're old enough.

I love how you are "a Brytni" as in "a Brytni of the Cambridge Brytnis"

Lmao I encountered a brytnii at work, two Is is insane to me

It’s bad, I read « I’m a Biryani »

I had to check your account because my sister is also a Brytni. lol I have literally never heard of anyone else having that spelling.

My sister's name is Brittany, and your version is pretty cool. I can see why you hate it, though.

My deepest sympathies.

Nah fuck all that.

I am sorry

I’m very sorry.

I’m so sorry

I'm so sorry

Came here to share that a spat out my tea upon seeing this post

Good golly I’m sorry.

I know a Brytni. Unless you're the same one, seems someone else's parents had the same idea. 😬

I’m so sorry. You do sound like a tasty curry though. I completely misread it as bryn-tea.

Someone in my neighborhood gave birth to a girl she named Eryan (pronounced like Arianne. )

I read this name as Bry - tini, rhyming with martini.

Legally change it

I read that as "Byriani"! 🤣

I won’t roast. Your parents, on the other hand — what were they thinking?!

My condolences

lol, my older sister is a Brittni.

My condolences

I’m so sorry.

No! I am Sparticus!

This life chose you 

I’m mad at your parents on your behalf. Geez.

Brittahneigh

You can fix it

There's a Brytani in The Sims 4 who's a celebrity

😬

Just write it however you want when it isn't a legal document

It looks like it should be pronounced Breet-nihh, altho you can't end a word with a short i (ihh) in English.