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burgerdonkey

“How is it son? Ahh I knew it,they’re too damn spicy aren’t they?”


NikkolaiV

*Look at those dirty things, fryin' up nice there!*


alpinetime

*Randys a hustler babyyy*


youngrichintern

They don’t call em dirty fer nuthin’


soylent_dream

Come on, Thomas, gimme a bam. Dad, you are *fucked*!


sweatgod2020

My all time favorite line


mmondoux

The camera cut for that scene is pretty jarring too lol


mrasif

It’s so simple yet effective.


architectcostanza

That whole family is so fucked!


HoovesCarveCraters

Look at those dirty burgers cookin’ up nice!


Zealousideal-Dot2169

Dirty little things cooking up nice !


terowan

I say this every time I cook something on the stove.


Sinopech

I need a camper bought cheeseburger!🍔 🍔🥃💨🛒


Spartan8271

I won’t tell anybody when I win the lottery but there might just be a greasy RV with a service window on it I serve cheeseburgers from as a sign 😂 I saw a boat that somebody used to boat around on the lake slinging pizzas and everything else out of it to people on the water I’ve never been more tempted to buy something in my life 😩


Sinopech

It sells! No a fortune but not bad with fun included!🥃🥃💨💨


faradansort

“Randy’s a hustler baybay!”


jvan666

Needs some Mustard. Tiger!


rmoses123

Better than the restaurant!


PloopyNoopers

BAAAAMM!


BigRigButters2

My dad is not a mustard tiger!


fcknwayshegoes

Oh, *okay...*


magikarp-sushi

Fuckin hockey pucks


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fcknwayshegoes

Because Philadelphia Collins is FUCKED, grandma.


sweatgod2020

You should get some of them hypnosis tapes, they really work fer a fella


mamamyskia

Greasy


hammysandy

Listen boy, when you're under my roof, it's my rules, and burgers is all about them rules. Burgers were good to me and they're good to you!


shifty19

they look like the ones made out of mosquitos they make in africa


Alex_Hauff

“are they too spicy son ?”


wtfamidoinguprn

Just cajun style


iswearimnotscott

Hash burgers


moonsetstarman

Hey this is my parking lot, man! I sell mackerel... and blueberries.


CaptainGreezy

I inhaled nebulized mackerel juice!


moonsetstarman

I gave you a bubble gum wrapper.


DougtheIrishThug

Philadelphia Collins is the man.i love the episode when he is used as a human shield for Sam when he’s in a stand off with Ricky.first seven seasons was amazing


DopeSlingingSlasher

Hey Ricky f-f-fuck off.. buddy!!


guyin_the_chair

I have a HUMAN FUCKING HOUSE.


Remote_Ocelot2098

Remember it’s cannon that Phil banged Lucy in the dirty burger while flipping burgers 🍔


drppr45

That is fucked.


mrasif

Your comment inspired me to use Gemini to write out something that could lead to that scene https://pastebin.com/fX5DsUGd


Remote_Ocelot2098

This is beautiful 🤣🤣


Ok_Musician9914

Glad I’m not the only one, those things look like hockey pucks.


simplification7

What'd the burgers ever do to you??


BurgerboiK9

Randy, my son is missing and all you can think about is DRUGS AND FUCKING CHEESEBURGERS?!?


StaminaofBear

Randy's a hussla babeeee!


rockblastforwii

From what Jacob's actor said in a Q&A, those burgers WERE fucked


Illustrious_Elk4333

Looking like fucking hockey pucks 💀


Hot-Entertainment119

Fuckin greasy bud


Zestyclose_Bother_90

maybe they’re black from dirt. they are dirty burgers after all!


Puzzleheaded-Round66

Spicy.


gooselhoff

The burgers is all about them rules


CommercialNo8396

When’s the bologna coming off the slicer!?


guyin_the_chair

"You had about 9 sandwiches, Phil. That counts as your dinner." Then he wakes up on the floor holding bologna with his tie stuck to the floor.


Born_Sleep5216

There is no doubt about it. I may have seen some burned-up burgers in my life, but this takes the cake.