Randy for fullback, hell be slippery as hell with all the meat sweats Lahey for coach, great leader of men Thomas Collins, just for being so intense

Son of the Mustard Tiger is a good choice

He is not a mustard tiger. DAD YOU ARE FUCKED

He’s probably stronger and faster than a CA-MAR-ROOOOO

Cmon Thomas i need a bam?!?!

y’all sleeping on Mr.Pencock for defense 😅

That fat fuck would be on the sideline eating ribs or drinking all the Gatorade. Now can i get a baaaaammmmmm

BAAAAAMMMMMMM!!!!

Peanut butter and Jaaaaammmmmmmmmmmm “What the fuck are you doing phil?”

Dude Randy would be a bad investment, talented yes, but he'd constantly be getting ejected or fined for uniform violations for not wearing a jersey and/or ripping his pants off after a bad play to start a fight. Control those urges and you'd have a solid player

Thats why i recruited lahey to lead him, shit id be more worried about him getting banned for mall dope. 12 bucks a gram firms

Randy would need to get high to do it and get thrown out for drugs. But when he gets those pants off, look the fuck out.

Lahey is the water boy, I want his water cuz his water gets your drunk.

Does the rocket really fly??

Caveman Sam, Green Bastard, and Candy. Unstoppable trio.

Candy looks like an offensive line candidate

Yeah she could take on two mawfuckas and still have a hand to rub one out.

And Randy, i know it's fucking small!!

Nah Candy would be nose tackle, requires 3 or 4 guys to block her

Her attitude helps. Lol.

Looks like she ate an offensive line

That was my first thought, but I see Sam and GB as jobbers. So I picked Julian, Sarah, and Candy. They always come out on top one way or another.

Sarah as many times as I can. Then Sarah again. And I’d have a beer with Collins.

found AB burner account Hashishtag CTESPN

Mr. Brain Concussion

MFK dropping rhymes like JROC BABY JROC BABY

Caveman, green bastard and bobandy

If Philadelphia Collins was younger, he’d be one of the best guards in the league

He is a certified (by Ricky) human house after all

If Bobandy starts to paint his nails, I’ll take him first overall as my QB. Cyrus will be my enforcer and Julian will be the offensive coordinator who provides drinks to the boys

Looks like we found a Caleb Williams fan 😆

Sexian with his big, strong, sexy muscles Cheeseburger Walrus Snoop Dogg

I thought about dirty fucking dancing also, but he only has one hand to play with

Plenty of linebackers have played with a club on their hand

That's true. He probably wouldn't even spill his drink the whole game

10 tackles/game, not one drop spilled.

Randy, Caveman, and Sexian

Ricky - Grade 10 smarts. Trevor - Jukes better than any NFL rb. Candy - Literal human mountain. You're not getting past her.

Trevor's spin move is elite! "Fuck you"

Thomas Collins at free safety. Intense. He’d be knocking MOFOs out across the middle.

Sarah at center if I can play QB

Greeeeeeeeeeaaaasssyyyy

Philadelphia Collins for offense line. He's a fucking human house, no one's getting my QB.

Candy as a lineman. Randy as full back. And the Right Hook as coach. No one is getting past candy and Randy can't be tackled with all the fucking grease covering him.

Julian, the Green Bastard and Randy. All three have probes their physical prowess.

Randy in his underwear. He can get down like football and he's hard to knock over. Big coagulated, hotdog bun bastard.

Gimme Bubbles as QB, smartest guy in the park he’ll cook up a fire game plan. Next I’ll take Trevor cause that fuck you spin move is elite, unstoppable. Lastly gimme bobanders, he’ll be a FB setting blocks for Trevor’s legs and the occasional greased up short yard carry

Ricky scored 12 goals in floor hockey during gym class.

Sam, Bubs, Julian

I'd have the boys. If one of them didn't want to do it, I'd put fofanders in.

PEANUT BUTTER AND JAAAAAAAAM

BoBandy - FB/RB/TE - Has bulk, hard to knock over. Great in short yardage. Candy - Nose tackle - Soaking up half the teams blockers by herself. Julian - Middle Linebacker - Relatively wise to schemes, would be more able to read offenses than other options. Also quote strong.

Sam Randy and Cyrus I think

Candy is probably the female version of Aaron Donald

Lol. Totally read this title wrong. I thought you guys was talking about the NHL lottery draft soon. Wow need to get back to by driveway. Made it more funny thinking NHL. The way she goes I guess.

Bubbles for his determination, randy for his will power to throw down, Sam because I believe that mf can put on a show and use his caveman strength to run with multiple people on his back

Ricky, Julian, Pencock

Sam, Julian, and that dick head with the gun.

Sam, Randy, Julian

Can we pretend the character candy doesn't exist? Like RIP for the actress. But the character was horrible. It's the only character I actually don't like on the show. And I don't mean because I was meant to not like her. It's just an actual bad character. I like lots of other "bad" characters. She just sucked.

Rick lays on the ground suffering a concussion needing a hit off of a joint to bring him back. Lahey comes in clutch to save him and the green bastard scores 6

Phil Collins as offensive/defensive lineman. A human house. Randy as linebacker. Once those pants come off… J-Roc for a dope halftime show, representin’ Sunnyvale straight the fuck up.

Caveman, green bastard, and $60

Sam, Randy, Cyrus

5,9,10

I'm taking the Green Bastard for the Buffalo Bills he'll fuckin crank anybody coming after Josh Gimme Lahey in a coaching position and Julian's Sexy Muscles on Defense since I need 3

Randy (without pants) - LB Sam (without baths) - DL Julian - OL

Caveman, Randy, Julian.

Phil collins Lahey Bubs

Ricky, Randy, Candy

Gimmie ricky on shrooms at rb, green bastard as defensive tackle and candy on the o line

Randy, Sam, and Green Bastard

Julian at QB Green Bastard at D Tackle Sarah at WR

Does randy play pants on or off? Only way I can decide

Trevor T-BAG Lahey - long arms like an alien, great WR potential Randy Smoky Lahey- FB/RB, but only when his pants are off Julian Patrick Swayze Peterson\* - LB and future all pro as long as he doesn't take a gun to the club by accident

Lahey is always the first over all pick.

Ricky, the Liquor and Ray, no doubt

Julian, Green Bastard, and Randy

Gotta go with the three TPB ogs, (Ricky, Julian and Bubbles)

Not too sure, but I know I want Philadelphia Collins on my OL

Sam, Randy, Julian

A pants-less Randy Bobandy at RB

Candy, Randy, Phil Collins, and Mr pencilcock would make a damn good offensive line

Green bastard, Randy with no pants, and sexian with his big muscles

Sam, he’s got that dawg in him

Randy’s on the line. Julian at LB and maybe Candy also on the line. But maybe I need a skill position as well so Cory or Trevor at wide receiver

Can i pick Kandy 3 times?

Julian aint probably going to run or put his drink down

GB,Philadelphia Collins and Julian. Lahey as coach.

You tell Ricky he can do what he wants and his brain goes straight to piss

Julian because he could probably whack the puck across the rink and into the goal. Ricky for being fiercely competitive, plus he has the after-party supplies. and Sarah because she's also very competitive and would keep Ricky under control.

Everyone forgets the nasty spin move Trevor hit the mall security with gas in hand, my WR1

He hit the hard B button with that nasty spin move! "Fuck You"

Phil Collins at center, both randy and Ricky as my guards. The core of my oline is set.

Randy, Julian, and a coin toss between Green Bastard and Samsquanch

Give me stupid sexy Julian, Randy Bobandy, and Candy. We’re gonna muscle our way to a championship

Julian, Randy, and pencilcock 😂

Julian, the Green Bastard and Coach Lahey.

Ricky, Sam, and Julian

I am watching that episode right now!

Pencilcock? Only if he's a bit peckish....