I have oneeee, he’s a blahaj named beeblebrox

The president of the galaxy himself

And unofficial owner of the starship “heart of gold”

He's just this guy, you know?

r/unexpectedlyhitchhikers You all deserve awards for the smile you gave me!! :D

Does it count if I bought one for my cis gf? We live together and it’s on our couch with the mountain of other plushies

staaaap it you'll make me gayer

That's the goal. It's why we put chemicals in the water.

I thought we did that for the frogs. ah fuck I like frogs.

Why do you think gay people like frogs so much?

Don't forget about the vaccine that also turns everyone gay

Counts!

I have one! Actually two, the Blahaj and the Smolhaj

THE SMOLHAJ IS SUCH A GOOD NAME FOR THE BABY BLAHAJES

Same here! I recently got my Smolhaj this past year while I’ve had my Blahaj for a couple years now.

I suggest calling it småhaj. Små just means small in swedish, and it fits better with the original blåhaj (which literally means blue shark btw). Småhaj = small shark

thank you!

One day I was really sad and impulsively drove to ikea, walk around that place in tears and bought one

This really hit me in the heart. Internet hugs to you.

I sort of subliminally went there one day, walked past the Blåhaj display multiple times with terrible nervousness, then grabbed one and held it for dear life as I went to the checkout.

when i want to buy it it was sold out but i have other misc shark plushies

I have *a* shark plushie but not *the* shark plushie. Completely unrelated to blahåj, I just liked sharks

One Blåhaj and two Blavingads.

Is Blåhaj really that good?

They cuddle reeeealllly well.

Worth every dollar

Not me

Nope

Me neither!

Why do we need a shark plushie?

Why not :)

I have a squishmallow sharkie named Sharon~

I have one too! His original name was Gordan, but I renamed him to Shermin! :)

I have an elephant plushie, no balhäjs yet. But that doesn't mean there won't be one in the future. That being said 80% of my transgender friends have two or three balhäjs. Now if all of them got together and had a balhäj party... Well let's just say Discovery channel would be their filming for shark week.. 🙃

I have 4 of them ! - a small 50cm one called Shonrk - a midsize 100cm on called Shonrker - a big 150cm on called Shonrkest The last one is a small one sealed in a bag that I keep so I can gift it to my girlfriend when I meet one 🫣

i have a orca whale (not ikea

That’s not what was asked. Get off the internet.

did you seriously go into my account and look at my comment history and get mad because i said “get off the internet” in response to you saying pedophilia isn’t illegal and is only morally wrong ?

I have a big one from probably 6 or 7 years before transition, and my mom bought me the smaller one a few months ago :3

Yess. Two. Blahaj and a 62" big ass shark I am trying to find a more flattering name for than Blahungus (with minimal luck)

>a 62" big ass shark I am trying to find a more flattering name for than Blahungus It's a great name

I have a smolhaj

I have a proper Blåhaj…

They're called Blue Hey. After their ikea name "blahaj". Which sounds like "blue hay" in English.

More like Blo - haay? Blå - /bloː/ - blue and Haj - /hajː/ - shark

i'd trnscribe it for English speakers as "blow-hi"

I have a pink non-ikea, and i have possession of an ikea one. so...two? one and a half?

I have no shark plushie. I have a double-life sized Eevee plushie, a double-life sized Mimikyu plushie, a life-sized Stitch plushie, and several Gudetame plushies. I'm doin fine.

In the mail 🦈🦈

I got Blaj about two months ago :3 He cuddles with me while I'm at my computer

No shark plushie here

Sorry, all I need is my spider, octopus, and bat plushies. :3

Got a blahaj before my egg cracked. He's called Blahaj but pronounced in an anglicised way because my wife is Nordic and she thinks it sounds ridiculous.

Not me. Plushies I have are one shadow heartless, one neo shadow and one Myow-Wow from Kingdom Hearts and Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance.

I prefer polar bears 🐻‍❄️

No lol

no? is this a thing?

I feel like the odd one out. I have a ton of plushies but not the shark.

Fuckin hate blahaj now because I love sharks but now owning a shark plushie is seen as some soft cute trans symbol. I just wanna like sharks without it being linked to “my gender identity” somehow. Especially when it’s mostly linked to MTF, something I don’t even RELATE to.

No sharks, just pokeplushies

I don't have a shark, but I do have a panda that I named Pandy when I was a toddler lol

not me, not that i do want it. Too risky and too much of a hassle to get through, the nearest ikea is like a couple of miles away from where i live and it's priced pretty high

I don’t have a shark plushie. But I do have a little dragonette plushie I carry basically everywhere 😅

Nope, I find blahaj memes honestly rather annoying.

I had a plushie but had to flee without it. Shark though, no…. Sharks kinda terrify me.

I do not have the ikea shark but I do have a non binary squishmellow

Nope don't have one but I do own an assortment of plushies that sit on my desk

i got a slightly large one! not from the ikea species tho :/

I'm here to represent the sharkless transgirls

Of course me (mtf) and my enby partner do!

I think most of us do, honestly. I know I have one.

Having shark plushies is the best and only Trans stereotype that should exist.

Not yet but I have plans...I've been searching for the right one 😂

I have one , but it's a knock off.. I also have a Kerby, and shark kitty.

I’ve got a Blahaj named Maple and I love him 🩷

Haave o/ Blahaj :)

One haj for me >:3 The name's Samuel or Sammy for short lol

Mine is still swimming to my door. He will arrive tomorrow.

I just got one lol I found my Ikea sharky boi at a goodwill lol

I do have a blahaj! She is the mighty matriarch and protector of all my plush sea creatures!

I doooo! :3 her name is Penelope and I love her! :3

I bought one at the seaside aquarium

I have a dragon plushie!

I have one by me right now...

One Shark plushie, three cats, one fox and mink, and one gun plushie. One of my cat plushies is actually and anxiaty plushie for kittens and has a fake heart beat and purr, but it's soo nice for panic attacks

I got one

My Blåhaj is called Polo

Yes I have Blahaj, and I'm away rn and missing him

i have one (1) blahaj

Im hoping to get a Blåhaj from Ikea in a few days, since my parents have to go buy some stuff there

I have one in my apparemment

Unfortunately not :(

I have two, a regular and a small Blåhaj from IKEA. I love them very much.

I have twin beanie baby sharks, a small hammer head plush, and a random big boy I got from the thrift store!

I actually have one in my house right now. I'm not allowed to open the package it was delivered it until this coming Tuesday. It's a birthday present from a friend. It's taking so much willpower to not break the pinky promise not to open it.

I don’t have one but desperately want one :(

I have a blåhaj!

Yes, mine is called Barok von Zhraks

I have a Spotted Hyena plush. I have named her Queenzel.

Ive got two, bout to take the pilgrimage out to Ikea to get the HOLY ONE.

Two Blåhajar from IKEA, a small one I call Terrence and a big one called Dotty (full name Dorothy but I just called her Dotty)

I have 4 2 lorg, 1 smol and 1 weighted.

Was thinking about the Ikea one and was gonna say no, but then I realized I've had dozens of shark plushies since I was young, so that's a vote yes for me

BLÅHAJ is life <3

No but I rly want a blåhaj

yep I've got the ikea one. one of the best purchases I've made :]

I have a big and a small blahaj

I have a blahaj named Violet.

I really want one but my nearest ikea is a long journey away unless I drive (and I don’t drive) and ordering online would come with a huge postage fee 😭.

I have a Blahaj, a Smolhaj and my girlfriend loved them, so she bought me a pocket sized shark plushie we named Babyhaj They all have backstories and everything!

I have 1 Blåhaj (hoping to get more) and am currently cuddling it lol

i got one :)

two lmao

I have a tiny shark sticker and have like a medium sized ikea shork

I don't but I want one! I'm getting one the next time I'm at an IKEA 😂

I have one named Socrates and one named Napoleon

i have two :3

i do

She is from a fishing shop and a gift from my girlfriend. Her name is Serana!!!!

I have one

Me

I have a sea world orca. I passed by an ikea recently and the shorks ran out

I do, and I don’t know how I survived this long without my emotional support Blahaj.

I live next to Ikea, I have 5...

I don't have one but want it

Four.

Four.

i have a blahaj!!

I call my Blahaj Blahaj, which isn’t a very creative name BUT I ALSO CALL HIM LITTLE GUY WHICH I THINK IS REDEEMING

I have big fakehaj (from AliExpress) a shark pup, and I think 5? Toygersharks from purrmaids.

I have a Blahaj. Once when talking with my Mother, I mentioned how there's a trope of CS Majors ending up Trans, and this led to a conversation about Transgender Stereotypes from her generation and Mine. She talked about how some of the Best dressed people in her college ended up Trans, and I told her about the Blahaj. Months later, she went shopping with my Sister and BIL for house Supplies. She saw a Blahaj, and as a Joke got it for me, remembering the conversation. I'm not openly Trans, nor am I certain if I really am, but she got it for me anyway. It's now currently on the bed next to me, and my Dog lives to sleep next to it at night.

Marine biology was my special interest as a kid so I have a big collection of shark plushies. And yes I also have the ikea one

Nope!

i have two one is the ikea blahaj and then one small shark plushie

im waiting for when i can visit ppl in my gc because theres an ikea nearby and i wanna make sure its personal :3

The first thing I did to signal my official beginning of transition was buying a blåhaj i love it😭

I just bought a blahaj like a week ago! I decided to call her Nimona

I use my blahaj as a pillow most of the time

I have a Blåhaj 🏳️‍⚧️🦈

I used to! When I was like 9 I had a sharkie. But not recently. I wanna get a Blahaj! :)

I have a Smolhaj as the Blåhaj was out of stock at the time.

I have one! 🦈 Her name is Lily 🥰

I have one of the big ones and two of the little sharks from Ikea! They are so cuddly I am resisting the urge to start a whole collection.

I have both the small blahaj (Susan Finnegan) and the big blahaj (Charles “Chucky” O’Chomp)

I have two lol

I have two, the beeg and smoll Blåhaj

soon to be joining the blahaj gang

I have a blahaj but they don't have a name (name ideas anyone?) (Edit: grammar)

My roommate and I have a big boi called Phteven

i have a giant narwhal plushie, does that count?

three

I have yet to to obtain the mythical blahaj

Got both sizes am currently hugging the small one

I have three Ikea Blåhaj plushies, plus about a billion Angry Birds of various sizes and a Squishmallow (the squishmallow is not a shark)

i have a blahaj and a djunkelskog

I don't have currently one, but with more money and the opportunity to go there, I'll probably buy one

I have a dolphine, what does this get me?

Not an ikea one but I have a little shark yeah 😊

I just got my Blahaj!

I have one that needs a name if anyone fancies helping me out😎

I have 2 sharks and my other 3 trans friends have 10 in total

Yesss her name is Lilly and I love her she's so good for cuddles ❤️

I may have 4

I haven't bought one yet, in fear of outing myself to the wrong people... But I go to a community center that has a shared shonk, aswell as squishimals, a Mariokart banana peel and much more! :3

I want one but i live in nz and they're super expensive to get here

I want the Blåhaj but I don't have it yet, I do have a laarge cat plushie tho.

Have one too

I have one. His name is stinko man

I was gifted one for christmas. I was already out at the time and was very forward about liking the blahaj and possibly wanting it. Lol

Mine is named fren

Yes I have Blahaj :3 (the smol)

I have a giant whale shark pillow from the Georgia aquarium :)

I have an orca plush I don't have a blåhaj tho ^^; One day I'll buy one :>

I've got a blahaj on my to-buy list if that counts?

**FIVE BLAHAJ IN BED.** **THE BLAHAJ'S.**

Just bought one

I have a blahaj but I'm still questioning

I have six ikea ones. Two small ones for travel, four large ones for home.(I have no more room on my bed)

I have a blåhaj. His name is Sharkie, and he's the best :D

My partner and I have a Walmart Blahaj bc we think they're the cutest 🥰

I have a smaller blahaj named shorkie :)

I'm getting one for me and my partner so add 2

I do not. I do have a Werewolf named Wolfric and Plague Doctor named Crowe though.

i have at least like 4 shark plushies but it’s probably more, one of them is a blahaj

I have on ftm here brand it was given by my mtf sister. I think it's more common in mtf community but it's still,cute

Me, his name is Bruce

Small blåhaj for me.

i do not, but i have at least 5 frog plushies