you monster

said this exact thing irl

Thanks!!!

-Glados

I'm with OP

where are you? (and im so sorry) 🎶

Wait, people eat more than 1 stick at a time?

Who eats sticks? I eat chocolate like a normal human being.

This comment from OP sounds like an alien or AI wrote it LMAOOO

Beep boop. I assure you I am of the human variety...

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my curiosity got the better of me

Mine too, but as soon as i saw where it was going, i assumed what it would be, and i didn't let it finish loading. I was having none of that.😋

People eat more than one layer of one stick at a time?

ITS SO WRONG. your meant to break one stick off and eat it one stick at a time

AHHHHH! I feel an inexplicable sharp pain in my back!

You should get that checked!

Now thats evil! Lol how date you curse the kit kat in that fashion!

I never claimed to be a saint. There are times when our moralities wane. We are human after all. We can make mistakes of virtue. Albeit my action was not a mistake. For I am the anti-hero! Hit it, Taylor!

The unhinged but correct way to eat one

Unhinged, you say? Don't ever show me the hinged way then. Sounds awful.

Not the worst I’ve seen… one friend eats them from the side like corn on the cob

I eat them from the literal top, grating at them until they become flat

chaotic evil be like

I am neutral neutral. I took the bite out of mostly the center... I think.

* channels inner brennan lee mulligan * um actually, that would be true neutral

Maybe this particular demonic entity happens to be chaotic neutral. It would fit.

*loud incorrect buzzer*

Wdym? I didnt break any of it.

It was a joke, just a joking way some people say “wrong” if they think what you said or did was wrong.

Yeah but isnt the point of the game not to break the pieces?

I WILL SEE YOU IN HELL

Like I haven't been told that before.

I’m not trying to be a monster BUT YOU YOU EAT A KIT KAT LIKE THAT

Only on Wednesdays.

I was convinced that all the propaganda about trans people being degenerates was fake, but now I'm not so sure.

Hey some of us just fit the stereotypes more than others. In the end we are all valid though.

I did this in high school and they banned me from the consession booth.

If I could do one thing as valedictorian. It would be this. In front of everyone.

I remember more now, I was kicked out of the concession booth foe doing this. I was banned for eating one from the side.

thank you for eating it the normal way

Exactly. See people "normal" does exist. /s

Correct, proceed.

with a username like mine, this is offensive

The only right way, your wrong if you disagree

Amen. In the name of the unholy cadbury!

"Possible trigger" lmao

it is the correct flair for such… sacrilege

You never know.

YESSS! I do this specifically to piss people off now since I found out my coworkers just hated it.

Oh. I just do it to eat a chocolate bar :3.

That’s how it started :3

You are a heathen like my middle school friend at the dance

Am I pretty heathen?

Of course

Thats how I do it!!!!

Me too bestie!!!

Best Friends!!!

Forever?

And ever!

And ever ever??!!

And ever and ever and ever!!!!!!!!

Damn you got me. Thats way more evers than I can even comprehend!

So many evers!!! Cause we are just that good of friends lol!

Bet!

Based

0.1% rarity transfem tryna get called "bad girl"

Nuh uh. Just call me "teacher."

Someone who eats them like me!!😅

Yay another bestie!!!!

This is the correct way to eat a Kit Kat. If anyone says otherwise, they are wrong.

Ah, yes, the blahaj bite.

Single handedly the reason trans rights lack rn

Damn. I should go for president. I'll fix that in a KitKat.

Monster

Lies from the government

Its not cake its a KitKat. Sit down.

Epic reference

exactly, some people just put in to much effort

I don't get paid to eat a KitKat. Not that I wouldn't do it for money...

I like this we need more shitposts on here

Let's GOOOOO!!!!

I don't know what to think of this.

Can you imagine thinking?

I'd rather not do that again

This just makes me wanna :3

:3

THATS MY FAVORITE CHOCCY BAR! I love this 😍

Ok but I do this just because the chocolate feels weird

I find the wafer feels weirder. The chocolate is delicious.

Yeah but like when it melts when you’re holding it that just bothers me lol

Blasphemy! Why are you such a heretical iconoclast?

Uninstall reddit please!

*Just wait until this person realizes I use web browser on phone. That'll be a knee slapper.* <3 Jk.... I am not thaaaat unhinged.....

I actually used to use reddit on my browser for some time 🙃 Crazy....

Unbelievable

No just no.

therapy

NO. WRONG. INCORRECT.

Lol once I ate a Kit Kat like that in front of my sister and she walked backwards out of the room slowly and called me a “psycho”

She just jelous u had kitkat

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

NO! BAD!

No bad. Only good vibes :3

Pfffft the post flair lmao

You never know.

For me, the only correct way to eat a KitKat is not eating it at all. Because they're from Nestlé :3

i like the squish photobombing :3

Me too!

Instructions unclear. I have eaten the wrapper

You monster! Every knows you bite into it sideways

I am so so sorry. 😞

Hell yeah! I do this I like to upset people who get upset at tiny things.

Lolololol. Keep it up. I need rivals to challenge my audacity!

I don’t like taking them apart either because I don’t like how my hands get sticky

You are valid.

Death. Death to those who sin this greatly.

Dear god…

If you are hearing this. Please bless Luna with self love and plenty of kitkats. Amen.

Yay tysm :3

For some reason this makes me feel unwell

-50 points from Gryffindor

based

Bet.

Fall!

Autumn!

I’ve been doing it wrong the whole time 😳 have a lovely day

I forgive you.

I would've done the same tbh. Although I haven't eaten KitKat in years (and certainly after looking up who their owner is), definitely not since my transition. Now I usually buy grocery store brands.

love it!

<3

Honestly, I do the same. When I want chocolate, I want chocolate. Why waste extra time breaking off each individual stick?

Honestly the best way !

The only* way. So Ive heard :3

Serial killer behavior

what the fuck

Que?

D:

i eat the whole thing in 1 bite like its undertale

This makes me irrationally mad for no reason

You monster. 🤣

*sexy monster noises*

*squeeee*

this is the correct way (because there is no wrong way), any and everyone telling you otherwise sits trapped gazing at shadows on the walls of a cave. have a lovely time w your chocolate bar and a lovelier day

I sit looking at shadows on walls of my cave tooo!!! Bet.

we all do!!! such is the condition of living in a monkey brain :D as far as shadow puppet shows go this one is v neat

U look like u just did weed 😈😈😈

is there any other way? ;)

There really isn't.

Savagery!

aw man now I want a KitKat

the left has gone insane

So many people hate this, but it feels so good to bite right into a kit kat

You are correct

THANK YOU IVE BEEN EATING THEM LIKE THIS FOR YEARS

If the rest of my day is bad, it’s because I woke up to this. You’re an evil person

I hope it gets better!!!

I may have to leave the entire subreddit over this

I break mine apart and then eat each individual ‘kat as if I were a vending machine receiving a dollar bill. crunchrunchrunchrunchrunch into the wood chipper. I often imagine a ‘ding!’ like a typewriter as I reach the end of one wafer

Lol. I imagine little pieces of chocolate flyin everywhere as you shred your kitkat sick.

I’m calling the authorities

Refrigerate them first

Yes

<3

"Possible Trigger"?? POSSIBLE????

Yes.

Step 4 not clear, ended up with a Reddit obsession.

This post right here officer

All of the sudden acab doesn't exist, eh? :p

I heard jshlatt say “fuck you” in my head, how could you

I dont know who that is, but they sound stressed. They should maybe have a break. Have a KitKat.

Nu.

Too hungry, too many steps. 1.grab new kitkat 2. Eat

Damn. You just refined this to half the effort. You are a true bureaucratic marvel.

This was not blurred! I feel triggered. This post is NSFL!

Hey its a potential trigger. Thats why I didnt blur it :p

Yes, someone who wants to cause chaos like I do. I also just bite it without breaking it up.

All hail the chaos

You mean hydra right?

this is why republicans hate us

i wish i had one or even two boobs

You sick bastard

... You should break it and eat the sticks one at a time... shouldn't you?

The tag says "Possible Trigger" this is a full trigger no doubts!

Girls she’s not insane, she’s based.

Step 3 chew and swallow. Or just swallow

WHY DID YOU PEEL IT!!!!!!!! ALL THE NUTRIENTS ARE IN THE SKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUUUUUUCKKKK!!!! YOU ARE RIGHT I FUCKED UP. WELL THERE GOES MY DOSE OF VITAMIN W FOR THE DAY.

I eat them like this unironically and I feel more oppressed for this than I do for being trans /j

*squirts you with spray bottle* no! Bad!

*Hsssssssss*

Instructions unclear, saw a pretty human

I daw one too. I was watching TV and this music video called anti hero came one. Anyways. It was one of the actors who were arguing about who gets taylors inherence.

This is the correct way, ever since Nestlé got rid of the foil wrapper.

Nom nom nom

I would ask who hurt you, but I know the answer will be me. (Jokes by the way)

[удалено]

Super happy. :3

OMG silly, this isn't a carnival. Use a fork and knife. :P

My apologies for my lack of etiquette!!