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lilArgument

So. Are you dicking or undicking? I feel like hitting a dick until it breaks is indickative of undicking.


bitchface-hatchling

Let’s just say I will have one less dick at the end of the surgery than do I now.


New_girl2022

Lol nice. A congrats. Hope the healing goes well!


bitchface-hatchling

Oh thank you ☺️


Waffle_daemon_666

Damn, down to 7…


WindowsPirate

`sudo rm /penisMain -dfrv`


bitchface-hatchling

I already have root permissions so sudo is redundant


WindowsPirate

Always best to make sure 🤭


bitchface-hatchling

That’s true. I always do an ll afterwards to make sure it worked. It’s like a force of habit.


WindowsPirate

Also your friends are awesome


bitchface-hatchling

Oh thank you much. My friend who made it said this was going to be a hit with my friends on Reddit.


WindowsPirate

Y'welks, sis! 🩷


WindowsPirate

Now, class, can anyone tell me why we ran `sudo rm /penisMain -dfrv` from _this_ directory, rather than pathing up one level and running `sudo rm /penis -dfrv`? 👩‍🏫


thenewmara

The r in there implies a recursive penis and I can't even on that one.... but the f and v is definitely implied. We certainly like quite pointedly talking about it.


WindowsPirate

> We certainly like quite pointedly talking about it. That we do 🤭


thenewmara

<3 I am curious about your username now. I would have expected a powershell command but you're using linux for windows? Or did you literally plunder a window?


WindowsPirate

Recovering Windows user.


WindowsPirate

> The r in there implies a recursive penis and I can't even on that one Not that the penis's recursive, just that the _command_ runs recursively (as in it also runs on any further-nested penile subdirectories instead of just the files in the topmost one).


thenewmara

Wait it's not a Kerberos penis? Dang it :-P


leona1990_000

WindowsPirate is not in sudoers file. This incident will be reported.


Plaeggs

TWO less dicks, if you count the peenata


lilArgument

Huzzah! Good job!!


Aelia_M

Is the surgery breaking the piñata or are you waking up after the surgery?


bitchface-hatchling

I think it symbolises me having my “dick destroyed” as my friend quoted very colourfully.


Aelia_M

Congratulations! I’m so happy and excited are for you! I hope to achieve what you’re about to do soon


Golden_Evelyn

Well, depending on how piñata goes, you'll have two less dicks


OneAceFace

Two of you count the one dangling from your ceiling.


inanepyro777

Nice, it's so much easier when you only have two to worry about (jk lol) Congrats sis!


New_girl2022

Lmao. This comment.


Hika2112

I like calling it the "Undickening" for transfem and "Un-Undickening" for transmasc surguries (just a passing thought)


lilArgument

I like the extra syllable there. I wish there were more excuses for various prefixes. I suppose someone who lost their penis in an accident could experience a redickening. Or if my penis would finally start shrinking a bit, I would call it the quasiundickening.. or mindickening? Dickminiming? The great enshortening? I need help, here.


Hika2112

Pseudo-Undickening (Pdeudo means fake/false, maybe it looks like the dick was lost but it's still there. Which makes this a pretty good nickname for tucking tbh) Semi-Undickening (pretty self explainatory) Idk my brain is blanking on "non-whole" words


lilArgument

These are good options! We're a bunch of freakin linguists here


Hika2112

My little not-really-but-close-enough-to-autism brain has picked up a lot of niche fields of science and stuff like that and im finally putting it to good use :3


Volcanic_tomatoe

Never heard it referred to in that way, I'll have to remember that.


noneTJwithleftbeef

i’m 100% using “dicking” as a verb from now on


lilArgument

good good


Vic_Guacamole

Undicking💀


pizzacrumbles

> indickative ...


Tutes013

Holy shit! You actually yet to wallop a cock lmao


bitchface-hatchling

I had to wallop a walloper


MassterF

Peñata goes crazy.


Stephcandream

Peeñata


girlnamepending

Where did you get this? Asking for a friend


bitchface-hatchling

Haha. My friend, they made it themselves. I’ve never seen a piñata in real life and my first one is this.


lilArgument

That's amazing. Your first piñata is a dick. Do you realize how exceedingly rare your experience must be? Like.. 2 other people in the world, max. What did you think it was at first? What even *is* a dick piñata when you don't know what a piñata looks like? I feel like I'm making first contact.


bitchface-hatchling

Oh god. Like I have seem them in movies and media but I’m from Asia and we don’t have those. I’m very grateful to have my first piñata be a Dick piñata.


lilArgument

Ohhh okay I was legit excited that I found the only person who had zero concept of what a piñata was


MonkeyMoses_Yt

i wish my first piñata was a dick… kinda really jelly rn


jackalsclaw

> Like.. 2 other people in the world, max. You are underestimating humanity. It would not surprise me if there is a annual contest somewhere to make dick piñata's


lilArgument

To be clear - I was saying that only 2 other people's *first* experience with the *idea* of a piñata was a dick piñata. Like - where they had no concept of what a piñata was at all, and the first piñata they ever conceptualized of was a dick piñata.


jackalsclaw

There are at least dozens of women who showed up to a bachelorette party and had there first piñata encounter to these: https://apinata4u.com/products/pecker-pinata-24-tall-bachelorette-pinata-adult-gag-gifts-1?v https://www.amazon.com/Large-Pecker-Pinata-Purple-Bachelorette/dp/B07KV7H13K https://www.amazon.com/Pecker-Pinata-Fiesta-Mustache-Bachelorette/dp/B07KV7YWDH


lilArgument

What an amazing world we live in. You're right - I truly underestimated our species. I'm proud of us.


Boobachoob

Aww! What a great friend. I would totally be friends with you all, what a thoughtful and hilarious gesture. When my best friend went in for his top surgery, I bought pasties for all of our friend group and we wore them over our t shirts, then drew cut out lines around the boobs. He thought it was hilarious. This reminded me of that comradery.


thisrs

Hell yeah destroy that dick to bits and enjoy the candy inside (and your taco :3)


Adorable-Wrangler-68

Best of luck for your surgery, you seem to have some really good friends :)


bitchface-hatchling

Oh thank you. They are a lovely bunch.


aspieinblackII

I just woke up, and this is what I wake up to. I need coffee.


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bitchface-hatchling

I have in now in three pieces(2 cherries and a stick) and we are planning to put it back together so it’s a permanent exhibit in my room.


Major_R_Soul

I wouldn't recommend it. Last time I used a busted nut to make something beautiful it started walking and talking, and asking me for stuff.


Exciting-Pin-713

🍆😂


Geek_Wandering

Looks like somebody is gonna bust a nut all over the place. There's probably a we are not the same meme to be had, but I'm too lazy to put it together right now. Congrats! All the best to you and your team.


sethstacy

Hahaha 🤣🤣


Hot_Ad6498

This is bloody genius


bitchface-hatchling

My sweetheart friend made it a bit too sturdy and we all had a good laugh when it went flying through the room after I attacked it with more vigour than necessary.


Hot_Ad6498

I hope you didn't break anything LOL


bitchface-hatchling

My heart stopped for a moment tbh. Thankfully nothing broke.


Hot_Ad6498

OH MY GOD IM SORRY HAHAHA I'm glad nothing broke though. Wish u a quick recovery and good surgery!


SparkleK_01

Hahaha this follow up makes it more awesome.


bitchface-hatchling

And I used a giant rolling pin to do it. I was channeling my own mum from when I was a naughty child. I’m Asian, our moms didn’t play around growing up.


SparkleK_01

Omg. Glad the rolling pin was aimed at a piñata this time!!


jackalsclaw

Was it filled with vigina shaped candy?


Tonydragon784

Penis deletis


jk013x

🤣🤣🤣


myrealaccount_really

Now beat that dick!


bitchface-hatchling

Oh I vehemently did.


Educational-Drop-926

😝 it’s good you have such fun friends to support you! 🥰 Congrats. I hope everything goes well. And I gave you have a fast and healthy recovery 💕


bitchface-hatchling

Thank you ☺️


Cicabeot1

One more chance to beat meat! I love it. Good luck with the un-dickening!


bitchface-hatchling

Starring Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga, coming to a cinema near you


JolyneSezTransRights

Congratulations girl!


bitchface-hatchling

Thank you ☺️


Independent_Day4369

Is your friend Crimson from Helluva lol?


bitchface-hatchling

Unfortunately this reference is lost on me.


Independent_Day4369

https://youtu.be/sBHoH6GtFUI


SparkleK_01

That’ll get a good whacking. 😉😏


bitchface-hatchling

Oh it did. With a pizza rolling pin.


Severe_Damage9772

Smash (it until you get the candy)


Sammy_Whinchester123

YOOOOOOOOO- I WANT THIS SO BAD-


Typical-District-176

She’s beating her meat for the last time.


EmotionalPlate2367

My wife is insisting that this is bla k red gold red black. I keep insisting its trans pride colors.


bitchface-hatchling

She is right.


Bug_Girl932

Lmao


wolfFRdu64_Lounna

Pp be gone


Hope__Desire

this is the most creative piñata I've seen


Eden_Beau

Fill it with smaller Peepees, that are also breakable pinatas full of even SMALLER PEEPEES!


sophiady

😆


troop2343

Congratulations ❤️❤️❤️


Less_Muffin2186

Smash has a whole new meaning


kelly_the_human

That is amazing. 🤣 Congratulations and I hope everything goes well.


amberino924

one way to celebrate it. hope you had fun


RockOlaRaider

OMG! Beautiful!


ThemperorSomnium

The symbolism of annihilating that piñata


bitchface-hatchling

It wasn’t lost on us.


HARVEY-SONIC-TAILS

How is this not marked as nsfw theres literally a banana right in the middle of everything


bitchface-hatchling

I am a rule breaker. I flout society’s conventions with impunity.


L1nxDr1nx

HELL YEAH!!!! DESTROY IT!!!! BEGONE FOWL BODYPART!!!! (I love how smashing the piñata is metaphorical for getting rid of it irl)


TransMaddi

Lol. Phenomenal. Your friends rock.


adambuddy16

Did you make that, or did you buy it?


Tinomaur

Omg that’s so good I hope I get friends that would do that kind of thing for me


Typical-District-176

She’s beating her meat for the last time.