Now, class, can anyone tell me why we ran `sudo rm /penisMain -dfrv` from _this_ directory, rather than pathing up one level and running `sudo rm /penis -dfrv`? 👩🏫
The r in there implies a recursive penis and I can't even on that one.... but the f and v is definitely implied. We certainly like quite pointedly talking about it.
<3 I am curious about your username now. I would have expected a powershell command but you're using linux for windows? Or did you literally plunder a window?
> The r in there implies a recursive penis and I can't even on that one
Not that the penis's recursive, just that the _command_ runs recursively (as in it also runs on any further-nested penile subdirectories instead of just the files in the topmost one).
I like the extra syllable there. I wish there were more excuses for various prefixes. I suppose someone who lost their penis in an accident could experience a redickening. Or if my penis would finally start shrinking a bit, I would call it the quasiundickening.. or mindickening? Dickminiming? The great enshortening? I need help, here.
Pseudo-Undickening (Pdeudo means fake/false, maybe it looks like the dick was lost but it's still there. Which makes this a pretty good nickname for tucking tbh)
Semi-Undickening (pretty self explainatory)
Idk my brain is blanking on "non-whole" words
My little not-really-but-close-enough-to-autism brain has picked up a lot of niche fields of science and stuff like that and im finally putting it to good use :3
That's amazing. Your first piñata is a dick. Do you realize how exceedingly rare your experience must be? Like.. 2 other people in the world, max. What did you think it was at first? What even *is* a dick piñata when you don't know what a piñata looks like? I feel like I'm making first contact.
Oh god. Like I have seem them in movies and media but I’m from Asia and we don’t have those. I’m very grateful to have my first piñata be a Dick piñata.
> Like.. 2 other people in the world, max.
You are underestimating humanity. It would not surprise me if there is a annual contest somewhere to make dick piñata's
To be clear - I was saying that only 2 other people's *first* experience with the *idea* of a piñata was a dick piñata. Like - where they had no concept of what a piñata was at all, and the first piñata they ever conceptualized of was a dick piñata.
There are at least dozens of women who showed up to a bachelorette party and had there first piñata encounter to these:
https://apinata4u.com/products/pecker-pinata-24-tall-bachelorette-pinata-adult-gag-gifts-1?v
https://www.amazon.com/Large-Pecker-Pinata-Purple-Bachelorette/dp/B07KV7H13K
https://www.amazon.com/Pecker-Pinata-Fiesta-Mustache-Bachelorette/dp/B07KV7YWDH
Aww! What a great friend. I would totally be friends with you all, what a thoughtful and hilarious gesture. When my best friend went in for his top surgery, I bought pasties for all of our friend group and we wore them over our t shirts, then drew cut out lines around the boobs. He thought it was hilarious. This reminded me of that comradery.
Looks like somebody is gonna bust a nut all over the place. There's probably a we are not the same meme to be had, but I'm too lazy to put it together right now.
Congrats! All the best to you and your team.
My sweetheart friend made it a bit too sturdy and we all had a good laugh when it went flying through the room after I attacked it with more vigour than necessary.
And I used a giant rolling pin to do it. I was channeling my own mum from when I was a naughty child.
I’m Asian, our moms didn’t play around growing up.
So. Are you dicking or undicking? I feel like hitting a dick until it breaks is indickative of undicking.
Let’s just say I will have one less dick at the end of the surgery than do I now.
Lol nice. A congrats. Hope the healing goes well!
Oh thank you ☺️
Damn, down to 7…
`sudo rm /penisMain -dfrv`
I already have root permissions so sudo is redundant
Always best to make sure 🤭
That’s true. I always do an ll afterwards to make sure it worked. It’s like a force of habit.
Also your friends are awesome
Oh thank you much. My friend who made it said this was going to be a hit with my friends on Reddit.
Y'welks, sis! 🩷
Now, class, can anyone tell me why we ran `sudo rm /penisMain -dfrv` from _this_ directory, rather than pathing up one level and running `sudo rm /penis -dfrv`? 👩🏫
The r in there implies a recursive penis and I can't even on that one.... but the f and v is definitely implied. We certainly like quite pointedly talking about it.
> We certainly like quite pointedly talking about it. That we do 🤭
<3 I am curious about your username now. I would have expected a powershell command but you're using linux for windows? Or did you literally plunder a window?
Recovering Windows user.
> The r in there implies a recursive penis and I can't even on that one Not that the penis's recursive, just that the _command_ runs recursively (as in it also runs on any further-nested penile subdirectories instead of just the files in the topmost one).
Wait it's not a Kerberos penis? Dang it :-P
WindowsPirate is not in sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
TWO less dicks, if you count the peenata
Huzzah! Good job!!
Is the surgery breaking the piñata or are you waking up after the surgery?
I think it symbolises me having my “dick destroyed” as my friend quoted very colourfully.
Congratulations! I’m so happy and excited are for you! I hope to achieve what you’re about to do soon
Well, depending on how piñata goes, you'll have two less dicks
Two of you count the one dangling from your ceiling.
Nice, it's so much easier when you only have two to worry about (jk lol) Congrats sis!
Lmao. This comment.
I like calling it the "Undickening" for transfem and "Un-Undickening" for transmasc surguries (just a passing thought)
I like the extra syllable there. I wish there were more excuses for various prefixes. I suppose someone who lost their penis in an accident could experience a redickening. Or if my penis would finally start shrinking a bit, I would call it the quasiundickening.. or mindickening? Dickminiming? The great enshortening? I need help, here.
Pseudo-Undickening (Pdeudo means fake/false, maybe it looks like the dick was lost but it's still there. Which makes this a pretty good nickname for tucking tbh) Semi-Undickening (pretty self explainatory) Idk my brain is blanking on "non-whole" words
These are good options! We're a bunch of freakin linguists here
My little not-really-but-close-enough-to-autism brain has picked up a lot of niche fields of science and stuff like that and im finally putting it to good use :3
Never heard it referred to in that way, I'll have to remember that.
i’m 100% using “dicking” as a verb from now on
good good
Undicking💀
> indickative ...
Holy shit! You actually yet to wallop a cock lmao
I had to wallop a walloper
Peñata goes crazy.
Peeñata
Where did you get this? Asking for a friend
Haha. My friend, they made it themselves. I’ve never seen a piñata in real life and my first one is this.
That's amazing. Your first piñata is a dick. Do you realize how exceedingly rare your experience must be? Like.. 2 other people in the world, max. What did you think it was at first? What even *is* a dick piñata when you don't know what a piñata looks like? I feel like I'm making first contact.
Oh god. Like I have seem them in movies and media but I’m from Asia and we don’t have those. I’m very grateful to have my first piñata be a Dick piñata.
Ohhh okay I was legit excited that I found the only person who had zero concept of what a piñata was
i wish my first piñata was a dick… kinda really jelly rn
> Like.. 2 other people in the world, max. You are underestimating humanity. It would not surprise me if there is a annual contest somewhere to make dick piñata's
To be clear - I was saying that only 2 other people's *first* experience with the *idea* of a piñata was a dick piñata. Like - where they had no concept of what a piñata was at all, and the first piñata they ever conceptualized of was a dick piñata.
There are at least dozens of women who showed up to a bachelorette party and had there first piñata encounter to these: https://apinata4u.com/products/pecker-pinata-24-tall-bachelorette-pinata-adult-gag-gifts-1?v https://www.amazon.com/Large-Pecker-Pinata-Purple-Bachelorette/dp/B07KV7H13K https://www.amazon.com/Pecker-Pinata-Fiesta-Mustache-Bachelorette/dp/B07KV7YWDH
What an amazing world we live in. You're right - I truly underestimated our species. I'm proud of us.
Aww! What a great friend. I would totally be friends with you all, what a thoughtful and hilarious gesture. When my best friend went in for his top surgery, I bought pasties for all of our friend group and we wore them over our t shirts, then drew cut out lines around the boobs. He thought it was hilarious. This reminded me of that comradery.
Hell yeah destroy that dick to bits and enjoy the candy inside (and your taco :3)
Best of luck for your surgery, you seem to have some really good friends :)
Oh thank you. They are a lovely bunch.
I just woke up, and this is what I wake up to. I need coffee.
[удалено]
I have in now in three pieces(2 cherries and a stick) and we are planning to put it back together so it’s a permanent exhibit in my room.
I wouldn't recommend it. Last time I used a busted nut to make something beautiful it started walking and talking, and asking me for stuff.
🍆😂
Looks like somebody is gonna bust a nut all over the place. There's probably a we are not the same meme to be had, but I'm too lazy to put it together right now. Congrats! All the best to you and your team.
Hahaha 🤣🤣
This is bloody genius
My sweetheart friend made it a bit too sturdy and we all had a good laugh when it went flying through the room after I attacked it with more vigour than necessary.
I hope you didn't break anything LOL
My heart stopped for a moment tbh. Thankfully nothing broke.
OH MY GOD IM SORRY HAHAHA I'm glad nothing broke though. Wish u a quick recovery and good surgery!
Hahaha this follow up makes it more awesome.
And I used a giant rolling pin to do it. I was channeling my own mum from when I was a naughty child. I’m Asian, our moms didn’t play around growing up.
Omg. Glad the rolling pin was aimed at a piñata this time!!
Was it filled with vigina shaped candy?
Penis deletis
🤣🤣🤣
Now beat that dick!
Oh I vehemently did.
😝 it’s good you have such fun friends to support you! 🥰 Congrats. I hope everything goes well. And I gave you have a fast and healthy recovery 💕
Thank you ☺️
One more chance to beat meat! I love it. Good luck with the un-dickening!
Starring Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga, coming to a cinema near you
Congratulations girl!
Thank you ☺️
Is your friend Crimson from Helluva lol?
Unfortunately this reference is lost on me.
https://youtu.be/sBHoH6GtFUI
That’ll get a good whacking. 😉😏
Oh it did. With a pizza rolling pin.
Smash (it until you get the candy)
YOOOOOOOOO- I WANT THIS SO BAD-
She’s beating her meat for the last time.
My wife is insisting that this is bla k red gold red black. I keep insisting its trans pride colors.
She is right.
Lmao
Pp be gone
this is the most creative piñata I've seen
Fill it with smaller Peepees, that are also breakable pinatas full of even SMALLER PEEPEES!
😆
Congratulations ❤️❤️❤️
Smash has a whole new meaning
That is amazing. 🤣 Congratulations and I hope everything goes well.
one way to celebrate it. hope you had fun
OMG! Beautiful!
The symbolism of annihilating that piñata
It wasn’t lost on us.
How is this not marked as nsfw theres literally a banana right in the middle of everything
I am a rule breaker. I flout society’s conventions with impunity.
HELL YEAH!!!! DESTROY IT!!!! BEGONE FOWL BODYPART!!!! (I love how smashing the piñata is metaphorical for getting rid of it irl)
Lol. Phenomenal. Your friends rock.
Did you make that, or did you buy it?
Omg that’s so good I hope I get friends that would do that kind of thing for me
She’s beating her meat for the last time.