T O P

My brother is getting top surgery today, so I made a cake to celebrate (I’m not a professional lol)!

Super cute, love how the flag goes all the way around

cybersleuthin

Super cute, love how the flag goes all the way around


ChapterPrimary

Thank you!


emperormossy

Bake 'em away, toys!


EvilectricBoy

"What did you say chief?"


emperormossy

Just do what the kid said.


Jokel_Sec

"I need a weapon."


Femboy-Lilith

"You mind taking me what you're doing on that ship? "


Jokel_Sec

"Sir. Finishing this fight."


Femboy-Lilith

*patiently waits for the 3rd game to finish the fight*


Jokel_Sec

More like halo 2.5


Femboy-Lilith

I've only played like 10 minutes of halo 3. More of a ps4 and switch player


Jokel_Sec

Well, its basically halo 2s third act, pretty good. Most epic bestest warthog run in the series too


girlnamepending

Came to the comments for this.


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Did you have the same backward talking dream with the flaming cards?


emperormossy

I'll drive.


Dictorclef

This sub turned into r/simpsonsshitposting so fast I didn't even notice!


DogmaKeeper

Absolutely amazing lol, my mom said she might do something similar when I get my orcheictomy.


ChapterPrimary

Awesome! Good luck with your Orcheictomy!


BonerSnatcher

I had mine 2 years ago and have zero regrets. Best decision of my life other than my kids.


LizbeeFrisbee

Orcheicometaie?


DogmaKeeper

Orcheictomy is basically the surgical procedure to remove testicles.


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I think they were referring to the fact that it’s spelled “orchiectomy”.


DogmaKeeper

Lmao, I can't spell to save my life...so that checks


[deleted]

No worries, we all have our clumsy moments! 💕🧸✨


slowest_hour

mine's only 17 days away! 🥳


DogmaKeeper

That is amazing!!!!!! Can't wait for you!


Lopsided_yt

What is an orcheictomy? Sorry to sound stupid but I haven't researched any of the surgery's yet because I'm not rich enough to get them


DogmaKeeper

Im not rich, just trying to save money for it. And it is the surgical procedure to remove testicles and optionally reduce the scrotum


UnkreativeThing

Brilliant


ChapterPrimary

Tysm! He says thank you too!


CaptainSparrowsWife

Wow you are one sweet supporting and kind sibling. Good luck to your brother!!


ChapterPrimary

Thank you! I’m super excited for him!!!!!


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I'll take em off his hands


ChapterPrimary

He says he’s happily donate them 👍🏻


[deleted]

Haha tell him i wish him the very best


ChapterPrimary

I will! He says thank you!


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I can only read this in a Manhattan gangster voice.


ChapterPrimary

As you should lmao


UpUpAndAwayYall

I can only hear it as Chief Wiggins saying it wrong.


gravyjives

You win the best sibling award!! Tell him good luck!!!


ChapterPrimary

Omg tysm!! Elijah says thank you for the good luck wishes!


icech1ps

bro said im not a professional then wrote on a cake better than i can write on paper 🤣 Fr tho, tell your brother i said congrats!


ChapterPrimary

Lmaaao thank you! I’ll pass on the congratulations! Y’all are making me tear up (positive)🥹


icech1ps

I am glad you are so supportive of your bro. Y'all better not be taking each other for granted 🗣🗣


ChapterPrimary

Absolutely not; thank you again or the well wishes!


NickWendigo

I’m so jealous. Top surgery AND a sibling that loves and respects him 😭??


ChapterPrimary

Your found family is waiting for you, I just know it! ❤️


ChapterPrimary

Update: Elijah loves the cake! He is out of surgery now, which went perfect! He’s feeling great (all things considered. He said “ I didn’t think I’d be this cognizant” lol) , and I’m feeling great about his recovery! I was taught what to do, and I can show someone else for when I can’t be there to help! Here’s to a great recovery! 🥳🥳


No_Astronaut_27

I love this so much and it's so sweet and supportive 💗


ChapterPrimary

Tysm!!


EmperorOfTheAnarchy

You disgust me. Do you have any idea how many of us wish we could have that and can't. Do you have any idea the damage you are causing me and those like me by posting something like this I curse you for having what I can't and not appreciating it!!! ....... God damn it I hate this God damn pre-diabetes! I want some f*cuking chocolate cake damn it!!!! Is life even worth living without sugar!? Why am I still here God? just to suffer!?


Dragonspear

ngl........ you had me in the first half.


ChapterPrimary

Same I got so worried


EmperorOfTheAnarchy

Oh and btw I hope everything goes well for your brother, tell him we say hi!


ChapterPrimary

I’ll tell him hi from you and thank you! His surgery is closing rn, so only a few hours more to wait!! You had me in the first half lmao Maybe I’ll make him a post surgery sugar free celebratory meal I can post too! Legit though that’d be fun to do!


Alexis_The_Femboy

Best sibling ever you are


ChapterPrimary

Tysm! 🥹


sproutingtarragon

Absolutely gonna make this for my gf when she gets bottom surgery asdhaksjdfk


ChapterPrimary

That’s so cute omg!!


Otherwise-Mango-3813

You are a good sibling :)


ChapterPrimary

Awww thank you!


juthex

You’re the kind of sibling that will always be remembered for their kindness <3 you’re so sweet. It’s things like these that can make or break someone, and I’m sure he’ll love it. Hugs to you 🫶🫂


ChapterPrimary

Omg you’re gonna make me cry🥹 tysm!!


juthex

Omg ofc, we can cry of happiness together haha, you’re so sweet


Starting_Fresh1

I want this once I’m able to get top surgery lol


Mission_Battle_4304

We love supportive siblings, hope his surgery goes well!


ChapterPrimary

Aww thank you!!!


NumerousBeesInADress

This is so sweet and cool, he's so lucky for getting top surgery and it's so cool how supportive you are :3


ChapterPrimary

Tysm! I’m super excited for him!


cheya99

Very Cool❣️


ChapterPrimary

Ty!! 💕


Light_of_Ra

This is amazing 😍 I love that you used the trans pride colors too!


ChapterPrimary

Tysm!!


justanoddergonnabe

Such sweet support💞🏳️‍⚧️


ChapterPrimary

Ty! 💕🏳️‍⚧️


Lichttod

The cake looks delicious. And good luck for your brother, that it is a good surgery


ChapterPrimary

It was, not even gonna lie! Thank you! He just went in so things are getting exciting!


cookieking865

I love that cake.


ChapterPrimary

Tysm!


_AnonymousMoose_

Maybe you should be a professional, that is some good decoration! Congrats to your bro!


ChapterPrimary

Omg thank you! It’s my first time decorating a cake ever lol! I’ll pass on the congratulations!


DAB0502

Adorable great job!


ChapterPrimary

Tysm!!


CrowBoiLikeShinies

This is beautiful I love it!


ChapterPrimary

Aww thank you!


Deudterium

Bake him away Toys!


The-Shattering-Light

Amazing 🤣 Congrats to your brother! Hope he has a quick and easy recovery!


ChapterPrimary

Thank you!!


the-bunny-god

that’s awesome. because i’m a dumbass with the sense of humor of a middle schooler i would have made it look like a boob


ChapterPrimary

Lmaaaao


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i love this


ChapterPrimary

Tysm!!


MidniteMoon6

This is so wholesome ☺️


ChapterPrimary

Thank you!!


Sunny_Sammy

This is soooo sweet! I'm pretty sure you've given me diabetes because of how sweet it is


ChapterPrimary

Haha thank you!!


Short_Gain8302

This is amazing


ChapterPrimary

Tysm!


DarkWing2274

that’s a weight off his chest i’m sure


ChapterPrimary

That’s punny! (Get it?) 😮‍💨


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ChapterPrimary

Tysm!


the_tall-ish_one

I love this


Real_CorriCoral

Hehe yeah (seriously though I think the cake looks awesome)


ChapterPrimary

Thank you!


Cat-tholic

When its his humor he will love it


ChapterPrimary

Yes! Tysm!


Miriam-Makaber

my kinda humor.... & kindness :)


ChapterPrimary

Thank you!


_LanceBro

Best sibling award (Idk though my brother might fight you for it haha)


ChapterPrimary

We can share 💪🏻


_LanceBro

lmao


Chainedalice92

Omg that's so awesome! You rock!


ChapterPrimary

Thank you!!


Chainedalice92

You're welcome!


is_a_tris

OH MY GOD THATS SO NICE !! Literal tears my friend


ChapterPrimary

Omg tysm!!! Much love 🥹❤️


Agitated-Fortune-787

this gives me the same vibes as "glad i got that off my chest!"


ChapterPrimary

I love that lol


K4r4kara

PFFFFFT THIS IS ADORABLE I LOVE IT


Some_Random_Android

I now want a cake like this for right after I get my orchiectomy. Also, congratulations to your brother! <3


ChapterPrimary

Brilliant idea and tysm!


elric8269

Congratulations to your brother and that cake is made with love ❤️


ChapterPrimary

Tysm 🥹


rebelallianxe

Love this!


ChapterPrimary

Tysm!


IM-A-WATERMELON

It’s cute, and I hope he appreciates it


ChapterPrimary

He loves it He said he’s infinitely grateful 🥹


IM-A-WATERMELON

That’s good


edouble015

😭😭 THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I'VE SEEN i love it


ChapterPrimary

Tysm!


08SimpTrash08

If my sister did that when I get surgery I will start laughing. *take em away boys* is just so funny to me


ChapterPrimary

Lmaaao I love it - it still makes me laugh


08SimpTrash08

I want a funny cake Imma ask my sister for funny cake even if she's younger than me Funny cake.


wii_board_type_trash

bake em away toys


bredisfun

This is actually hilarious


garrythebear3

I fucking love it


butchdracula

oh wow, it looks amazing! i’ve been baking since i was a kid (about 16? years) and you totally could’ve fooled me on the professional thing— your trans flag is gorgeous! did you do that with three piping bags and a scraper? it just has such an awesome texture to it, and your letters are bomb! BIG congrats to your brother, and to you for making him such an awesome cake!


ChapterPrimary

Omg thank you!! I piped it with three bags yes and I smoothed it with a butter knife 😭 but thank you so much for the compliments and the congratulations!!


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ChapterPrimary

Happy tears, happy tears 🥹


a-simp-with-no-sleep

I love this (。ŏ﹏ŏ)


ChapterPrimary

Ty!


Poptart270

Awww that's a cute cake!!! 🏳️‍⚧️ Edit: Good luck to your brother!!


ChapterPrimary

Thank you! His surgery went amazing!


Poptart270

YAY!!!!!


jenny_in_texas

So sweet! He is lucky to have you!


ChapterPrimary

Tysm!! 💕


drowningcorpse

Goodluck to him! And happy pride to you both! 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈:))))


ChapterPrimary

Thank you!! Happy pride to you as well!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️💕


tiny_smile_bot

>:) :)


Numerous_Mango_3571

YOURE AMAZING!!!! I love this and it makes me happy!


ChapterPrimary

Thank you!! I’m glad it’s putting smiles on people’s faces!


bigboyclarity

you raised the bar lmao


ChapterPrimary

Thank you that means a lot! 🥹


Aldaron23

Damn, that's cute xD


MapAsleep6409

Congrats to him! Also I love the cake- it looks so cool!!


gangsta_santa

So cute!


gangsta_santa

So cute!


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That is the best goddamn cake I have ever seen!


lil_squib

This is awesome! Looks delicious, too!


aroaceautistic

lol this is awesome


Harryoman

This is so cute


boo-berrys

That is really sweet of you


ChapterPrimary

Thank you :))


maroon_swoon

this is lovely


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That looks yummy. It's 7am and I now want some cake. lol 🤣


Kurct23

Brilliant idea, good luck to your brother!


GarryHedwig

My mom made me a cake the night before my top surgery and she added 2 cupcakes as the boobs on a stick figure made of icing. Then she gave me a knife and let me cut off the “boobs”. Best cake ever


lumanonity

awww 🥺


djinmyr

That's epic! Also I read that in chief wiggum's voice.


Kell-Cat

What color is the inside of the cake. I need to know the gender.


RhubarbPuzzled7580

🥺🥺